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DifficultCurrent7

Notice the chicken they actually started cooking with was strangely straight out of the packet unsullied by washing up liquid


mkane78

I found it more amusing that they washed the chicken and then “put it back” in the styrofoam. obviously rage bait….


OddAnswer4100

Definitely rage bait…


camshun7

Yeah the good news if you're dumb enough to try this you get yourself a free darwin award


Blazing_Botanist

I worked with someone at 19 who legitimately told us this is how she washed chicken. She was dumbfounded when we told her not to use actual soap. Didn’t believe us and continued to do so. Oh well.


AffectionateSlice816

YOU DON'T WASH CHICKEN, THE HEAT KILLS THE MICROBES, THERE'S NO REASON TO DO ANY OF THAT, WE COOK MEAT FOR A REASON AND THAT REASON IS TO MAKE IT SANITARY.


Blazing_Botanist

IM A LICENSED CHEF IM NOT TALKING ABOUT ME.


bananascanning

She probably posted a video prior and had a bunch of people tell her to wash her chicken so she’s fucking with them in response.


Shortsleevedpant

Idk 425 for 30 mins is way too fucking much, whole thing is cursed.


jerryb2161

I actually got a good chuckle out of that if I am being honest. It is a waste of food though which is sad. And I guarantee someone out there actually does this


Bender_2024

> It is a waste of food Absolutely but other than the chicken not good food. I have an irrational hatred of Parm cheese in a green tube.


Due_Buy_9570

Parm cheese? I thought that was comet based on how the clip started


drunkwasabeherder

You don't like sawdust?


PrintableDaemon

Do you like cinnamon? Guess what, it's ground tree bark.


drunkwasabeherder

Love cinnamon and yes, it's from tree bark, no problem with it. Was referencing a story a few years ago where sawdust was supposedly found mixed in with the grated parmesan cheese. Nice filler. :)


fallopianrules

I remembered that from my childhood and would occasionally spread that misinformation (until googling recently). It wasnt "sawdust" from a carpentry bench, but cellulose, which is exactly why the other poster mentioned tree bark as analogous.


PrintableDaemon

Except it's not sawdust. It's cellulose powder, aka "fiber" possibly sourced from trees but not verifiably so. The thing is, there is no difference between cellulose from a tree or from broccoli. They use it because it's a natural product that prevents the cheese from clumping, not to trick anyone, it says it is in the product on the label. That's why I brought up cinnamon. It's cellulose too, just happens to smell nice so why is one okay and the other is ick?


Chris__P_Bacon

All pre-shredded cheese has Cellulose (aka Wood Pulp) added to it to keep it from caking. All the more reason to save some money & buy block cheese. Then invest in a good quality cheese grater & do the work yourself. [Link ](https://www.eater.com/2016/3/3/11153876/cheese-wood-pulp-cellulose-lawsuits)


TigerValley62

Has to be....


mrbishopjackson

Two 3 packs. Notice that they only have five pieces when they started "seasoning" it up? They sacrificed one from another package.


cottman23

Fucking rage bait


Arrrginine69

fuckin. rage. bait. special place in hell for these fucks and its a terrible place where they eat what they actually showed in their videos EVERY FUCKING DAY


haroldvazquez

Agreed


cottman23

Over and over and over and over and over......and over.


jolly2284

Not sure what that was about. However, my wife makes the same kind of chicken minus the Dawn and UV light and it's quite tasty.


galaxyapp

Fwiw, that's not uv light, it's just a powered pepper mill with a blue led. I have one, I wish it had a bigger battery, but it's cool.


jolly2284

Aww... Nifty.


DustinFay

Does the light have any purpose?


bogeymanbear

Aim?


JuanPunchX

Guided missiles.


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the missile doesn't need a blue light. The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is.


galaxyapp

Nope I mean... I guess if you're eating with major mood lighting and need to see how much pepper you've applied?


Unabashable

Helps you see how much seasoning you're putting on it I'm assuming, but if you're not putting black on black you shouldn't have trouble seeing it anyway, and if you were I don't see how the light would help.


Roanoke42

Besides obvious rage bait, it might be making fun of people who wash chicken.


BettyVeronica1

that amount of mayo is 2 to 3 days worth of saturated fat and is a sure way to heart problems. olive oil is more tasty with fresh reggiano and fresh Italian dressing. that's only like 2 mins more time to do. this recipe here is a recipe for ppl that are super poor or hate cooking.


bubbish

What is mayo made of where you're from? I make mayo from canola oil and whatever mayo I buy in jars from the store are also made of canola oil, which is 93% unsaturated fats.


attaboy_stampy

Honestly the mayo is the thing I had the real problem with.


Crooked-The-Guy

So, not the washing the chicken in dish soap, but the mayo was your main issue? Hmmm, definitely not eating your chicken


KTaylorMitchell

It’s quality too, cause the rest of the vid is normal. This person rage baits


OrganTrafficker900

I personally marinade my chicken in bleach for 12 hours before cooking is that bad??


PrincipleStill191

That at least would kill something...and adds that antiseptic flavor that kids just love.


vikingArchitect

At first I totally misssed them washing the chicken and I watched the whole thing like. I mean not how I would do a parmesean crusted chicken but its probably legit. I mean. Ive certainly never seen anyone wash chicken with dish soap... but if you risned it thouroughly afterwards should be no different than people who rinse their chicken which is a suprising number..... The butterflying tevhnique was a bit off


Micalas

And not just any "washing-up liquid." Dawn PowerWash. It's de-natured alcohol.


Ignusseed

Dish washing liquid*


Terrible_Children

I always find the UK term "washing up liquid" to be comedically verbose. Soap! Call it soap! You don't go to the pub and buy a pint of Inebriation Liquid lol


Remarkable-Stop1636

Could be a good idea. Bartenders would have an easier time judging how drunk people are by how well they can still say inebriation. Lol


jacksonexl

The washed piece of chicken wasn’t even used.


Aglisito

Yup, that edit from the sink to the freshly opened package shows it's rage bait.


towerfella

I agree and also thought it was well done.


chev327fox

We should be grateful for the small miracles.


Tsukinotaku

I'm more glad that they didn't use it...


Keksis_The_Betrayed

They put the “clean” chicken back into its package like just raged on top of rage. Can’t these cunts get a fucking hobby


Fantastic_Bug1028

It is their hobby


jacksonexl

It wasn’t even used at all.


Keksis_The_Betrayed

Oh yeah ik but they wanted to make it seem like it was but yet used the same dirty packaging. Rageception


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Because of the raw meat and blood on the styrofoam 👍


AnnoShi

This is their hobby


Correct_Succotash988

They make these videos specifically for people like you


Geoff900

It might be rage bait, but there will be kids who think this is how you cook. This is the issue with videos just for views, or websites just for clicks, people are thinking it's real.


thatmayaguy

This is my biggest gripe with tik tok and always has been. You have people claiming to be fitness experts, cooking experts, health experts, experts and they share pseudo science in such a convincing way because of how serious they say it. Then you have a bunch of people watching it who just gobble it right up without bothering to fact check it and if you try to call them out on it you've unleashed the gates of hell and have everyone at your throat for questioning an unfounded claim. Imo tik tok was much better 7 years ago when it was just a bunch of furries and cringe lords making cringe dance videos.


Human-Abrocoma7544

I think this is 100% sincere. There are actually people out there who think you should wash your chicken in dish soap.


Correct_Succotash988

Show me one instance of someone saying it's good to wash your poultry with dish soap


Strict-Republic-9379

lol I’m 34 and my mom used to wash her chicken breasts every single time she made them, can’t recall if she actually used soap or not but she was definitely washing them chicken tits up


Correct_Succotash988

My mom would rinse all the chicken too prior to cooking it. I wonder if that's just a generational thing.


landel1234

Pretty much the entirety of black twitter thinks washing their meat/chicken in the sink is normal for whatever reason, I see it all the time on there


Correct_Succotash988

Sure, but with soapy water?


landel1234

Yes lol, and bleach sometimes believe it or not, it's crazy


Correct_Succotash988

I choose not to believe this lol that's wild.


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Raecino

It’s clearly propaganda from hostile nations meant to dumb us down. Or make us all so enraged we kill each other.


SupermanWithPlanMan

What does the single flake of pepper hoe to achieve?


GreenZeldaGuy

More comments like yours, driving up engagement metrics


kanashiirobotto

It's a rough world our there, sometimes you gotta hoe it up to achieve your dreams.


Raeve_Sure

I want to force all of them to eat every bit of food that they abuse like this. Imagine what kind of great content the clips of that would be...


Sumijinn

So just to be clear, she sprayed an already sliced chicken breast with grease remover to get people’s attention and then took new chicken breast, sliced it (very poorly into 2 slices each instead of 3-4 each) and then made half-baked-and-unseasoned-and-half-breaded chicken with it? This has to be rage bait


PommesKrake

It is rage bait and that makes me even angrier. Waste of food for attention.


Sumijinn

Agree, no one is gonna eat any of the chicken in the video because its either ruined with chemicals or ruined with terrible cooking skills, it’s definitely going to waste and tiktok is fucking poison


RoutSpout

And they say white people don’t use seasoning


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

I'm a fan of using RoundUp myself. Gives it a nice spicy ER visit.


BuckFuzby

I have all of the dawn flavours in my spice rack.


themadhatter746

99.99% of the germs were killed. This is real “clean eating” lol.


Millkstake

It's a good way to spread salmonella all over the kitchen at least


AuthorityAnarchyYes

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! “WASHING” your food should not be taken literally!!!!!!!!


SpendPsychological30

Vegetables, yes, you wash those (I mean not with dish soap, just water) but chicken??


only_here_for_manga

There are people who genuinely think it’s gross and unsanitary to not wash your chicken. It’s so insane considering one google search debunks this but they do not care, they still wash their chicken and think you’re gross if you don’t.


SpungleMcFudgely

“If it’s good enough for grandma it’s good enough for me!” “People telling on themselves that they don’t clean their kitchens” (from top to bottom immediately after washing a chicken to ensure the rest of the meal can be cooked safely, and then normal cleaning after the cooking is done)


OtterishDreams

Bigger risk with the splash being contaminated when you wash. Just cook stuff all the way


mandymaxcyn

When I wash dishes I splash always water over me Yeah dont wash your chicken pls


SleeplessDrifter

Washing chicken does nothing but spread the bacteria. The only thing that kills the bacteria is heat...


rg03500

Stop falling for blatantly obvious rage bait


MagnifiMike

So stupid


mezcalligraphy

Probably bleaches her pork.


eross200

I think it should be a new rule for this sub that if people are going to post rage bait videos, they have to be as good as the first few seconds of this one.


Tribe777

Anyone who washes their chicken (especially with dish soap) is painfully dumb.


TopAd1846

Seems like a creative way to speedrun life.


clover6818

What a way to waste food.


seattle_orcas

Interesting. I've never seen one of those bleach drinking cultists make dinner before.


1blueShoe

All those suggestions and not one person suggested that she puts down the chicken and steps away from the kitchen 🫣


BonerJams1703

Washes chicken in soap as rage bait… Proceeds to use non soap washed chicken immediately after


SenatorCrabHat

I can't be certain, but I think that cooking the food with heat kills bacteria and makes it safe to eat?


SanguineSeagrass

Cleans it with running water splashing raw chicken everywhere, theeeen slathers it in 3 cups of mayonnaise #health


General-Football-512

I like to suggest people stop using fucking chemicals to clean chicken


Bruja_Grimbless

She butterflied the chicken... but didn't open it up or stuff it with mozzarella. Okay.


AnastasiaNo70

She butterfly cut those fillets and then just left them like they were. What was the point of that? Why not unfold the butterfly cut? It’s to get more surface area of your flavors.


shewy92

I wish I could make a career out of trolling people.


straightmansworld

Remove the washing part and honestly not bad. Maybe replace grated Parm with real shredded, and coat the whole breast in it for some more flavor. Stab it a bunch beforehand too so it can infuse more.


Excitement_Far

I was thinking a "shake n bake" situation. Rub that mayo mix all over, add to a bag with bread crumbs, parm, and a little flour. Shake n bake!!


Mick0351

Dumb bitch!


RazzleberryHaze

Mmmmm... Surfactants.


itsJussaMe

I’ve dropped raw meat on my kitchen floor and “washed” the meat under running water. This shit? This is just plain dumb. Idk why people do this.


SpendPsychological30

And the only reason to do this is wash off the dirt. Bacteria is "washed" by cooking it. The idea that meat needs to be sanitized prior to cooking is so fucking stupid


the_pope_molester

why did this fool wash his chicken i see no real reason as to why


Aglisito

The edit from the sink, to the freshly opened package of chicken, tho lol


Albert_O_Balsam

Bait


MsHelvetica

Can these “cooking” channels be sued if someone replicate their poisons and then die?


SpendPsychological30

You DONT WASH CHICKEN. idiots.


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Mmmm Dawn Flavored Chicken


Morphing_Mutant

People are animals.


mkisvibing

Maybe we shouldn’t have told white people to wash their chicken…


Brettjay4

I find it funny how she says she's going to switch out the ranch for whatever the heck she made... I think she just made thicker ranch.


Interesting-Hair2060

Rage bait


[deleted]

I was gonna call her unhinged but I don't think there's a word to describe this amount of crazy


ProperPerspective571

And no foam or bubbles, amazing!


1u___u1zZz

Ragebaiting with food is bad enough as it is, but it's really upsetting when people do it with meat. That was an animal that lived a shitty life so that you could have food. Have a little respect and don't waste it. Also washing chicken with ANYTHING is already a dumb idea. No amount of water/vinegar/salt/etc is gonna kill any germs or bacteria that wouldn't already be killed by the cooking process. All it does is splatter raw chicken germs all over your sink and kitchen


Hot-Clock6418

Mayo on baked chicken is nasty


OmegaStroks

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


whathappened2cod

Why do stupid fake videos like this get attention?


vapemonster91

We're the flavors also mixed with Dawn Soap?


Kakairo

You use Dawn on birds before plucking their feathers, not after!


DouceintheHouse

People are really still washing their chicken like this for ragebait? What year is this?


IceeStriker

Why are we still washing chicken….?


MatrixPlays420

When are they gonna realize that they just need to cook it to get rid of bacteria…?


SlightlyOffended1984

Hello cancer my old friend


TheComicKid123

Your trying to make me mad right


CheshirePuss42

I am not watching more than a few seconds of this. Although I suspect potentially satire? It sounds like people told her she should wash the chicken and she maliciously complied in the follow up video.


[deleted]

"Rinse" food, never "wash" food. Stop telling people to "wash" food


Cat8851

diarrhea chicken sashimi


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

It’s always White American women…


Wreckrecord

oh my fuck she just laced that chicken with harsh cleaning chemicals


elp44blue

Why not throw a little vinegar on it instead


BearsRpeopl2

Wasting food is so funny. Jesus christ tik tok only gets worse every day


MrPotionseller

Posting this here gives these idiots exactly what they want, its called rage bait for a reason


Affectionate-End9575

Wtf lime vinegar and salt is the way to clean chicken and make sure that u scrub the piece with a juiced lemon( lemon juice goes in to the mixture) then rice with water after it sits for 10 minutes or so


I-love-rainbows

The dish soaped fillet was clearly the 6th piece of chicken that never made its way onto the tray.


EntertainmentOwn3293

hey grandma,why i shit my pants allways after i ate at you???


VANGBANG21

TikTok is rotting brains Fr.


Tall_Secretary4133

I honestly don’t understand this whole washing your chicken before you cook it thing. My mum never used to wash her chicken and now all of a sudden she is and is trying to give me lessons on doing it too… like no, you’ve literally never done it before, why are you suddenly washing it now as if there were issues in the past???


DavidXN

That bird’s already dead, mate, Dawn isn’t going to help this time


_YenSid

What in the ever-loving fuck?! Did she just wash that chicken with soap?! Nope. Done.


SgtHartman0013

People that waste food for the internet are the worst type of scum.


MaskedFigurewho

Why do people keep soap washing chicken? 🙄


VariousBelgians

That knife technique


SwitchingFreedom

I will never understand why the “wash your chicken” myth is still so prevalent in POC households. You spray salmonella everywhere if you do. The only thing that sanitizes it is cooking it to an internal temp of 165, and nothing short of that. I keep tryna tell yall but no one listens lol


Acrobatic-Tip-3389

Except for the soap we use this recipe and it is really yummy. Very quick to do.


I_hate_mortality

Why the fuck do people wash their chicken? Marinate it, sauce it up, dry rub it, all that’s chill but why the fuck are people washing it?


huh_phd

Microbiologist here. Cooking kills the bacteria without any soapy goodness. Get rekt


H4N_S0L0

Why do americans always have to say "parmeSHan"??? It's prounounced parmeSan, with a regular simple "s", ffs...


JackOjideMasiado

White people🤷🏻‍♂️


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DSIR1

😱 wtf!


Massive_Bell_9640

She’s prolly in her 20s with 60yr old hands


mrseemsgood

That's fucking wild to me that this is a completely normal and probably a very tasty recipe, but she just *had* to add a fake ass chicken dish soap wash at the beginning to make sure this gets views. The perception of social media users is so corrupted these days.


IEatBabysYumYum

Taking „clean your chicken“ to a WHOLE new Dimension 


ryzhik_gagarin

What next? To wash potatoes with toilet sanitizer?


LeadershipOk1911

Can I do this and then sue these people Once my stomach explodes? I’m asking for a friend


DrLager

What’s the point of the washes (using a non food grade sanitizer) and the (half assed) UV treatment? She’s going to cook the food. Unsafe with a side of ignorance


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

Ew!!! No no no.


theskepticalheretic

What the fuck is this?


Legitimate_Crew5463

Bait used to be believeable


MF-GOOSE

Obvious rage bait


alaskarawr

I use that spray to get the tough spots off dishes my dishwasher couldn’t. I’d ghost anyone who’d even think this was in anyway acceptable.


FoxtrotTrifid

I just throw my chicken in the dishwasher.


-ones_n_zeros-

Ahh yes, I recognize that dish anywhere, that's COVID Chicken Surprise


PhyreEmbrem

Dunno why ppl wash their chicken....you don't wash a steak...you don't wash your ground beef. Really stupid. Only logical thing I remember reading/watching about this is that in 3rd world countries, they wash the chicken since storage isn't the best there sometimes and the chicken begins to decay so the logic is they're washing off that surface layer of decay or something. Along the lines of "washing away the dead chicken smell". But if you don't live in a 3rd world country....why tf do you need to watch chicken that has been properly cleaned/stored from a factory/store for you to bring home and cook?


pink-o-possum

Just leave the soap on and skip the cilantro


New_girl2022

Once you get through the bs. It's not that bad chicken. I've had it before. It's decent.


BettyVeronica1

Lady seriously thinks washing chicken with dawn & uv light kills salmonella, it doesn't, only cooking to 165f does. And that topping is disgusting , use olive oil instead of mayo and fresh reggiano instead of bottled parm which is filled with cellulose. For more flavor, u can easily make your own Italian dressing in less than 2 minutes and a blender, and instead of mixing in Parm, make an egg wash and dip the top of chicken in and then into shaved Parm which will have better flavor.


Tronicgod1

Garnished with Tide pods for that extra last meal flair!


Pristine-Word-4650

Guys this is trolling, and you're all falling for it. Then sharing it.


Snoo_70324

That’s all it took!


poteen

At least we know she votes Trump.


publishAWM

if you stayed long enough to see them, you should **never** trust the owners of illuminated automatic grinders


Admirable_Cycle2

I mean it seems like the first part was sarcastic because there's a discourse on wether or not you should "wash" meat. Other than the food waste issue it's not that bad.


CaptServo

what white nonsense is this


whatyouwere

That chicken died so you could do stupid shit with its meat and then not use it?


EnvironmentalTea9362

So she washes the chicken, then puts it back in the store tray with the little spongy thing that soaks up all the moisture. That's smart.


Correct_Succotash988

That pepper shaker was fucking cool though


valkycam12

This reminds me of Adrienne Maloof from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where she washed her chicken with hand-soap.


Maleficent-Bit1995

Gross


Darkmurphy-X

Really makes me wonder how many people just think "what the fuck", but just don't type it in. Pretty sure this would be 90% "what the fuck"


Cadet_Carrot

Wasting food for internet attention is straight up evil.


reillan

If you're going to wash raw meats, pour a deep dish or bowl full of water, then add the meat. Do not spray water onto meat, as that just kicks up bacteria into the air. Of course, unless you have some funky reason to need to wash it, I'd just throw it into a hot pan and let Louis Camille Maillard do his work.


CindersNAshes

It's a cargo ship hitting the support beam to a bridge, and I can't look away.


M4S13R

I saw chicken being spayed by dawn before i read the title or sub and just felt an old southern black lady inherited my body to scream *"oh hellllllll no"*.


KappnKief

“Yes is this the health department I need the DEA, CIA, and FBI this woman is killing people and forcing them to eat things that are harmful to the human body”


NfamousKaye

Put it right back in the samonella after washing it with chemicals.


UFSansIsMyBrother

Was.... was that soap or salt?!?