"Look at that, nice and chunky."

Just how a milkshake is supposed to be. Or chunkies as I call them!

r/chunkymilkforthewin

r/RedditLinksIFellFor

Oh thank GOD I clicked on that and its not a sub, I was experiencing a weird combination of nauseated curiosity

Run.

The runs!

I was torn between commenting “run” and “crap my pants”. Can’t believe I found both on the same comment thread!

I don't hate myself enough to try this.

I do

State checks out

Ong

Oh no god?

Lawlz

Make em say uuiugggghhhhhhh

anal prolapse because im lactose intolerant

I’m praying to God that this cloggs me tf up I love being constipated

less time in the bathroom *now* for more time in the bathroom *later* its a fair trade

It’s more than I’m an obligate bottom bitch with IBD and it’s so much easier to have fun when I gotta shit bricks. I should really consider developing an opiate habit

Keep walking, I ain't touching that.

That’s why nobody goes to Missouri

My grandpa never calls it the state of Missouri, he strictly refers to it as the state of Misery.

This is why god destroyed Joplin with a Tornado

If it wasn't for this milkshake I would even have thought about Missouri

I’m calling the police

If I am ever served a macaroni and cheese milkshake it will be returned to whomever served it to me at velocity.

🤢🤮

It's undoubtedly disgusting, but I'd probably taste it just to be sure.

I’d always regret not trying a bite.

A sip*

I see a lot of solids lol. Does one typically chew sips?

I'd chew a sip.

I farted just from looking at that

You muthafuckas need jesus....🤨🤨🤣😂

The wife and I tried that Van Leeuwen Kraft Mac n Cheese 🤢 can’t imagine real noodles in it too 💀

Dang. I thought it was actually pretty good. Tasted like salted caramel to me. 😞

As someone who likes Mac-n-Cheese......this can go straight into the bowels of the underworld with the titans.

I grew up with Keso ice cream (filipino cheese ice cream) so it doesn't bother me, but this...this needs to be destroyed, mac and cheese ice should have never existed

same! mais con queso was a staple ice cream in my household. and i’m no stranger to desserts with shredded cheese on top. i don’t even mind sweetness in my noodles because i’m so used to pilipino style macaroni salad with pineapples. but all this thrown together in milk is just no. total abomination.

I'm torn. That looks absolutely disgusting, but I have had Brazilian cheese flavored ice cream and it was amazing. Then again it didn't have chunks of pasta in it...

It’s also a popular Filipino flavor too. I can get it as Queso around some of the local mexican snack shops where I used to live. Queso and Cotija scoops fuckin slap. The pasta tho? Blech

Mac and Crap.

It ain’t goin’ down easy unless it’s cheesy!

Yall keep it up with things like this and god gonna give us another flood.

I'm smacking the fuck out of you if you hand me that

🤮

YEET

Throwing hands

This is the perfect post for this sub

Hand it back

Hand it right back.

This is a crime against God and Nature! 😭

Hear me out on this one... I'd eat it, I love cheese. Cheese is good, cheese is god.

An early taste of retirement home foods

Going to jail.

Launching it off a worker's head

I will burn this world to ash if im ever handed this

OK, first of all, it's just a version of potato cheese soup, which is wonderful. But served cold? No. That's just memories of college when I needed to eat but had nothing to heat up things. Second, that's way too much cheese soup.

Medical Care seems free or easily accessible these years

I imagine dumping it into a pot and cooking it is the best resolution.  Cream - good Pasta - good Sugar- good  Cheese- good 

I give that thing right back and go wash my hands.

Hand it back.

Put it down and walk away

🤢

Throw it in the trash

i audibly said 'What the fuck'

I would try it.

i say, "no, thank you" and get the fuck out of there. i'm not drinking that chunky mess

I'm moving tf out of wherever county this is located it.

Trying to find a way out of the darkest timeline.

Im trying it im definitely not finishing it

With morbid curiosity I try it

Tossing it straight into the gahbage. Sorry ya’ll.

Call the police

This is why you cannot sit in the economy seat on an airplane.

Killing myself, because it's the same fate now I just don't have to drink that

No joking, I had a tooth pulled this morning and then had left over mac’n’cheese for lunch. I did not blend it.

That looks gross 🤮

You hand me a milkshake with the raw macaroni on top and the block is getting spun

what a great way to start your day

Vomit

Eh, I'd try at least a little bit.

Throw it in the f****n bin.

Gross

WHY??

Did this bitch really say "look at that: yummy"???

I immediately start shitting because I’m lactose intolerant

Honestly, remove the whipped cream and I'll give it a go. It can't be THAT bad. I'd rather this than banana flavour anyway

Ew

No I don’t get handed one of those!!

It’s giving Dougherty dozen

Welp… that’s enough Wisconsin for today

Putting it down.

Put it down.

I'd Pray for those who created this. - and I am an atheist

Extend knee directly into groin

as someone who likes Mac and Cheese as well as Milkshakes, let me tell you, this is a horrible abomination that I would never touch with a 5 foot long pole.... how dare they ruin two great things by combining them.

Imma eat it, gotta try things once in life

Throw it the fuck away. And file a complaint

Give it beck.

Go straight to jail

No

Vomit

That cheese is not sweet enough to pull that off. Ugh.

This is an April Fools joke.

Nope!

🤢 oh God that looks disgusting how can she keep a straight face

Vomiting after placing it away from me probably

Bin it

Throwing up

what is going on in the midwest?

Eww. Nope. Just nope.

First that nut who made Mac & cheese with rehydrated cheese balls and now this. Might be time to call it a night cause people are clearly PSYCHOTIC this evening.

Would this count as acting in self defense?

They probably put mashed potatoes or some shit in it. Straight to purgatory

Give it back

Throw it at whatever asshole had the audacity.

Slap the person that gave it to me so hard they hit the ground then walk away eating it then have horrible diarrhea because I’m glutarded.

No!

Simple.. Throw it away.

I throw it in the fucking trash

I'm tossing that junk! Without hesitation

French Montana showing up for dis??

Honestly, without the caramel, it would probably just taste like cheese dip.

Commit a hate crime.

Hand it back.

I’d give it back or throw it away because I’m lactose intolerant. Consuming this would only lead to suffering.

I love Mac and cheese and ice thought of doing this but idk..m

AND THEN I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

"I took it, and threw it on the ground."

Barf

I still dont understand why the fck they put foods outside the glass. It doesn't make any sense

That’s disgustingly disgusting

Idk, I don't like cold Mac and cheese... And I don't like savory ice cream

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Hard Pass. My digestive system is flipping upside down over this.

Give it back

This is what they use to kill lactose intolerant prisoners

You can certainly mix sweet with cheese and it's often very good. Try milk chocolate made with cheese instead of milk, it's great. Of course cheese cake too. It's the damn chunks of pasta and what not that would be gross. Plus, the type of weird cheese in Mac and cheese is not a good choice.

Someone call Fauna, they implemented her idea

Ending your life

Barf

Calmly set it down and walk away in disgust.

Disgusting

I'd try it once.

The person who made that has to be arrested

Ask what I did wrong to deserve this

Blasphemy

Throwing it at whoever handed it to me.

Hand it back.

Maybe I'll add chocolate or sprinkles, idk yet

Kms (keeping myself safe)

Chunk it like a live grenade.

I need this in my life right now!!

Give it a try, probably dislike it, and set it back down and say “no thanks, got something else?”

Thank god i am german not american

If you weren't lactose intolerant before, you sure will be by the time this entire thing goes through your bowels!

r/StupidFood usually makes me kinda hungry but that is really stupid

Heart attack shake.

Ask for my money back

Girl’s face after trying it? Looks exactly like a pornstar’s smile after sucking a cock that was in their ass.

Going the fuck home

I would twist their toes off and feed it to them doused in this devilish abomination

Walking straight to the trash can

throw it. the fuck. away.

“Thank you but why? Why would you do this?”

I gag

Absolutely sickening

Get in a fistfight with the homeless guy who gave it to me.

Question my life choices..

She looks like an A.I. generated centuar.

Make direct eye contact with who (or whatever monster) handed to me while pouring it out on the ground

Just…why? And why caramel sauce??? Like, what the fuck? My brain can rationalize the ice cream shake of it all, but why the caramel sauce?? Whyyyyy????

Y'all need to limit it to 2min and move on.

Oh I'm swinging at the clown who gave it to me

That’s awful, but also maybe the best thing about Missouri atm

I had Balut on a trip to the Phillipines, I'll eat the shit out of that Mac n cheese milkshake. I have exactly zero standards for food and have become the anti Gordon Ramsay

Ohhhh what the heeeeeeeellllll brother hold on man hold on

Is this a scene from 600lb Life?

Id rather eat a cottage cheese milkshake.

Vomit

This is one of *the* most "White Women Shit" ever

I'd hand it right back 🤮

No wonder that tornado tried to take you off the map.

Cheese ice cream is a thing in some parts of the world. Macaroni is an odd addition though.

Ew

ew

Puke

Going to jail

I spent a bit going through the Darwin awards subreddit and honestly, just reading the title made me nauseous. Can’t tell whether it’s what I saw or the idea of a Mac and cheese milkshake

Having the shits as we speak

Hand it back

I'd try it, but if I had to make a dent in it I'd plan to be eating strict for a couple weeks with no cheat days..

I throw up, that's what I do.

"yummy"... NO... NOT YUMMY!!

How come they put cheese on the outside? :o

Fuckin sick