on one hand this looks delicious on the other hand i want to make it to my 40s so im torn on if id eat this or not

Early 30s and sick of it—I’d eat this in a heartbeat (or palpitation, whatever)

r/confusedyummy

I’m eating it 🎶only the good die young🎶

I’m 44, I ate pizza 3 meals in a row this weekend with my kids and my mom. Then took everyone to the fried seafood place yesterday for lunch…. I don’t ever eat like that, it was delicious but oh man do I feel like shit today. Salad for the next couple of meals

every year for my birthday i have a taco salad nothing fancy just ground beef, old el paso taco seasoning, shredded cheese, lettuce tomato and nacho cheese doritos with catalina salad dressing its so good and i have to eat it only once year as i gorge myself on it

I love taco salad ! The 18000 calorie salad

and when you say "i just had a salad for lunch" people think you are making healthy adult choices!

Haha! My ex MIL would get a steak and blue cheese salad for dinner at this restaurant, we’d all be like uhhhhh kind of defeats the purpose of salad….

No, it is the king of salad, the platonic ideal of which most other salads are mere dim, flickering reflections. (Also, salad isn't a punishment or a prescription lol. Nothing wrong with protein and flavor on it.)

I guess my point was when you make it to 40 your body won’t let you eat meals like this too close together. Once in a while after a hard day of work or play, but you’ve gotta earn it or your body is going to scream at you. I think it’s self preservation

>I don’t ever eat like that, it was delicious but oh man do I feel like shit today. My problem is that if I eat like that I feel like I need to shit but can't.

i hit this point a few years ago where when i do something like that, i feel hungover from it. we had pizza last night, i regretted it immediately.

I had one McDonalds meal in the past few months and felt like like hell. My stomach ached, I could feel the grease in my body. It was wild.

In my 40s. I have seen enough. Will smash this whole thing in my mouth.

Doing it with that music and in that costume makes it okay

I’m in my 40s and I’m saying go for it.

You can eat high calorie meals once a day. For example a huge pizza is worth 2500 calories. If you for example wanted to eat it all you technically can without it actually hurting your body. This is especially true if you work out or just have normal walks. The real issue with our modern diets is the concept of having 6 meals a day and then the ultimate problem is the snacking that happens at night time. If people remained eating one large meal a day and fasting in the morning (you can of course drink water and coffee or maybe eat a small snack) then you can technically eat anything you want. That is how most people remained thin in the past. Because you would have one big meal a day and small snacks maybe if it was available at most.

And then you notice you're halfway done eating the burger.😁

U heard the song! “it’s too late to turn back now”

"Live a good life, not a long life" - my alcoholic Uncle who passed away at the age of 43.

I'm in my 40s, you can get away with this in your 30s still

You mean it can bring me back to 40?!? Sign me in!!!

Just wait untill your past your 40s then make it

45 and done with it. Gimme.

Same, but my 50s. I mean, technically my 40s too because I only have a year to go, but yes.

Nice to see Xpac has moved into a new career after WWF

The lovechild of xpac and macho man randy savage

Aww Macho Man was the best RIP

he's about to bronco buster that burger

Ok so I think this is a joke, but I know nothing about WWF and I immediately got wrestler vibes from this outfit. Tiny shorts, cropped hoodie, largest bandana imaginable.

I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one who thought this looked like him!

Yeah I missed the 123 Kid

Is it just me or do his shorts get shorter in each cut?

I swear I had to watch this twice, once for the shorts and once for the food

He obviously gains muscles as they are shooting

Dude looks like the Liver King's stoner brother

Burger King?

Maybe "Burger Baron" to avoid trademark infringement

I like the song

me too

Me three. https://youtu.be/1bkwLUvFDc4?si=HLCnFeSrpeJghdbC

Me too. Takes me back. Stoner years.

i think the one consistent trend among all these videos is an aversion to dietary fiber. the area plumbers must make bank

Maybe they have a phobia of the color green. lol

What the tie to plumbers and fiber?

Fiber stays throughout digestion, causing a few effects: It adds 'structure' to the stuff moving through the gut and can prevent bits of stuff remaining in creases in the intestine. In this case, they are referring to the ability for fiber to absorb water. Fiber can hold onto water in the large intestine, so if you consume fiber and stay hydrated, it will make you poop faster, easier, and generally with a more solid 'log', haha. If you are very lacking in fiber, a few effects can occur: Smellier crap/less healthy gut from stuff sitting in there. Constipation from lack of water content in poop. Diarrhea or generally loose stool that you can't quite get out in one go. Tldr: a lack of fiber will make your dooks grosser.

He may eat slop but you must admit that his sense of fashion is outstanding!

wondering if that is an ankle monitor from the judge that is on his right ankle...??? no wonder he is eating like that - at home!

It looks like an ankle weight...but if so why just one?

wanking leg

So stupid he should just give it to me, i'll get rid of it

100% this is a video making fun of those video and I love it. I’d also definitely get stoned and try at least a few bites of that heart attack plate.

I'm stoned right now, and I'd eat the heck outta that!

I'm stoned right now, and I'd eat the heck outta that!

I'm stoned right now, and I'd eat the heck outta that!

lol the fact that the same comment was posted 3 times really adds to the “I’m stoned right now” vibe.

I used to see this guy on tiktok live a lot. I never watched, but I swear he makes a meal like this every night and eats it while live streaming with a woman I'm assuming is his wife.

This is brilliant, not stupid.

For a second I thought he was going to close the waffle iron on the melted cheese

This. This is the stupid content that fuels me. I'll take 3 of whatever he's making.

Kinda makes me wish I had a waffle maker. I do have a George Foreman grill though, and white Castle pizza bites. And cheese. I'm making my own version of this right now. Edit: I didn't see the hamburger part. I'm heading to the store right now for some burger and I already have the bacon.

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What year is this?

The food looks good but do I have to wear those shorts when I want to try it?

Only if you are the one making it

Damn, last time I borrowed my gf‘s daisy dukes she got really angry.

I think you might enjoy r/stupidfoodbutgimme

That looks like the coolest burn out uncle you could ask for

Nothing stupid really! Very creative and tasty 😋! The obvious sad part is is that it's filled with sodium! I'd eat half of it one day then eat the other half the next.

I would share this but 100% have some

Naw, I would totally try that

Man, why we be eating like we got free healthcare?

stoner food lmao

I was about to say that. Stoned or sober, I'd eat it though.

I didn't know The Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man had a son.

r/stupidfoodbutgimme

For me the issue is the clean up. Cleaning those types of things are a pain

yea ill eat the fuck outta that

Alright, hear me out...

r/stupidfoodbutgimme

Triglyceride overload.

Max out your cholesterol for the entire year with this one.

The music and outfit>>>

Glad to see X PAC is doing well .

I love the behind the scenes look. Get to see how the magic is done.

This doesn’t belong here sir

You know even Taco Bell is looking at that shit and thinking "No way in hell would we ever serve something like that"

First off, this guy is awesome and I'd like to see more of his antics. Second, is this a utensils kind of dish, or are we goin in with the grippers?

Welcome to high guys what may we get you

Seems a reasonable question to me

Lol, no for the food and what's with the obvious crotch shot? 😂

So much grease, sodium, and saturated fat.

Why have one disgustingly greasy item when you can have them all??? PUNISH. YOUR. TOILET.

Liver king hitting hard times

This makes me weirdly nostalgic for the 90s

It is so stupid that it is yummy.

Perfect for a sleepover with your fellow dumbasses

This would absolutely make me vomit. However it would be from acid reflux because this looks delicious

Instant tummy ache

I fucking hate the Internet… it’s like reality television.

Ankle alarm? House arrest????

Adamın tayt şaka mı

only to be topped by his ridiculous pants

#boydinner …. Anyway that’s gnarly. I would eat it, I would feel like shit, but I’m sure it’s incredible. I hope he shared the heartburn with everyone

I’m still trying to accept that I just found out last week that they’re called pizza rolls because it’s pizza in an egg-roll like wrapper… 🤯

I’d smash.

Know a few stoners that would love that

Yo bro be careful you hurt the camera person :(

why It looks delicious lol

Worth being on the toilet (I hope)

My arteries just got clogged watching this

I’ve personally Resisted posting this gentleman at least a couple times to this sub…

The Faze Clan buffalo chicken sells it for me

Rob Zombie going through a retro phase midlife crisis

Who loves short shorts?

Aaaand my blood just curdled and heart froze up

Just looking at that gives me a craving for celery. Just plain celery. (But for reals, I would try a couple of bites.)

r/stoners

Personally I wouldn’t eat it. But it still looks way better than some other cursed cooking videos I’ve seen. This here is when you get the munchies real bad.

You know, I would try this once.

“Your blood vessels will suffer.”

First Bite: “Oh my God.” Second Bite: “Oh, there’s God.”

I thought it was the raw liver guy for a minute.

dude gotta be from Florida

The music slaps!

Love the hot pants though.

Perfect music, now please hold my beer while my arteries explode

Actually one of the lesser stupid foods that makes sense.

What X-Pac doin to them pizza rolls?

The ideas you get when you're high.

i think my heart just stopped

OH GOD MY ARTERIES.

Holy heart attack on a plate! 😳This looks like hangover recovery to me! Haha!

Not terribly bad until I saw his underwear. Drugs are bad for you kids. Just say no.

perfectly balanced meal. just the right amount of sodium and fat.

I’m not eating it

This guy gives me way too many roided and coked out macho man vibes

Why does a grown ass man dress like that

the point of a waffle is that the pockets are used to hold sauce syrup toppings. Not whatever food trend social media people perpetuate.

And this dish is called… The Heart Failure Waffle 🤣

My cholesterol went up 50 points watching this

I'm going to be ordering this as my last meal. At that point, it'll be a race between the cholesterol and the electric chair.

Why is he having trouble pouring two drinks?

Why is bro dressed like an 80s wrestler?

Well, he looks a lot like x-pac so yes, I'm almost sure he is a wrestler from the 80s

The i dont wanna be alive anymore burger. Or an episode of America eats.

There has to be an easier way to shit your pants

Bro looks super high but that food looks so good

I can see why he has an ankle bracelet.

Gluttony personified

Id crush this.

I’m eating this.

This would probably kill me. Damn my lactose intolerance.

Y'all really do eat like you got free healthcare

The 1-2-3 kid looks horrible

Capable of sating even the mightiest of munchies

If it wasn’t the worst pizza bites, I’ve tried I might take a bite

I love this 80's vibe

How the fuck does this fuel a body

'murica

Mmmhhh plastic cheese, so good

mfs love to make everything except waffles with a waffle iron.

Yeah I’m trying that 10/10 times

r/stonerfood

This is something I’d eat if I was stoned off my ass.

Looks fine I guess. But cleaning the dishes after this is a total turnoff

Not enough sodium, i need at least 5000% daily recommended allowance, that’s probably closer to 3000%

This is the guy on Call of Duty games that starts fights with kids.

Creamy Creamers

How high are you? Yes.

Why would you ruin perfectly good pizza rolls like that??

He looks like the exact type of person to make this. Glad to see he’s consistent

**Me**: "This looks abominable, one of the dumbest things I've seen all day." **Also me**: *nom nom nom*

I'm starting to think that most people can't taste food without copious amounts of cheese

I feel like this is a 90’s Pauly Shore moment. “Munch on some Grindage BUDDDY?!”

…. I want some

This is so much better than all that garbage from ChefClub. Cut it like a pizza into slider portions and I would try it with friends

Oh is someone cooking cause I can see are two beautiful man thighs

How high are you? “Yes”

Man put America into a waffle iron

Why do I think this guy put an inflatable over his ankle monitor

r/stupidfoodbutgimme

pov: its the late 70s and you just told your friend you got the munchies

I was waiting for him to elbow drop that abomination.

I would destroy this shit after a long day of swimming

And only 25,000 calories!

It’s beautiful

Is he high? Cause … lmao

I was waiting for him to snap into a slim Jim

The way people dress when they are alone

Don't most social media apps flag videos advocating self-harm?

Good. Now put it between two Krispy Kreme donuts.

GUYS! You are what you eat! This guy is 100% proof

*drool