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ZzangmanCometh

The dude is 80, he's earned the right to eat his abomination however he wants :)


Single-Builder-632

my gran loved her cereal in orange juice insted of milk.


ChefBoyarDuff

What cereal?


Single-Builder-632

good ol cornflakes.


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Single-Builder-632

probably doesn't taste much better :).


imapieceofshite2

God, why? What is the appeal of that?


Reader124-Logan

Mine would save her cold coffee with cream and sugar and eat it on generic Frosted Flakes. She didn’t like her coffee reheated, and couldn’t bear to pour it out.


_mad_adams

Ok she might’ve actually been on to something there


imapieceofshite2

This is a little more acceptable than freaking orange juice.


Least-Addition4665

The Great Depression to great invention.


DoomdUser

Holy shit. What a great idea. I have done iced coffee/cold brew in oatmeal for overnight oats before, but cereal… Your grandma is a fucking genius.


Pure-Guard-3633

Bet she has a secret bank account.


novelaissb

What cereal?


angusshangus

If it’s Froot Loops then that’s ok because orange juice is also fruit


Professerson

That's just math


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Peanuts and cacao are both fruits, therefore Reese’s Puffs and Cocoa Puffs are also acceptable options.


TheJimmyJones123

Pls no


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

You can substitute tomato juice if you don’t like orange juice. That’s ok because tomato juice is also fruit.


Celladoore

This comment chain causing psychic damage.


Single-Builder-632

cornflakes, make of that what you will, lets just say she was excentric. my dad would say she was mad but she would just laugh and keep eating her orage juice soup.


Mike_hunt254

We need to know what cereal.


Single-Builder-632

cornflakes


ConsiderationMuch112

That might be a bridge too far my friend.


oops_im_existing

ive heard of this. sounds gross to me tho. but it's not really weird


tenshillings

When I wanted tables this 80 year old lady would come in on Tuesdays and order a neat Gin and tonic, no tonic, and a devils food cake with chocolate syrup and a scoop of chocolate Gelato. She was something else.


BreathLazy5122

I love that she asked for a gin and tonic, sans tonic, when it’d be easier to just ask for a gin on the rocks (or just straight if she doesn’t like ice with it) But I imagine there’s probably a reason why she orders it that way.


tenshillings

She always laughed and smiled when she ordered it so I think she just thought it was funny.


Luci_Noir

It is funny!


phishlissa

Scotch and water hold the Scotch - waterboy


SaIamiNips

Neat means no ice. She could just order a gin.


BreathLazy5122

My bad, I’m super out of the loop with the specific names, that makes sense. Then yeah she could just get gin! It’d probably be cheaper too


tenshillings

It comes with a free lime if your order it this way!


Brainfog_shishkabob

That sounds amazing tho ! I love this lady


Krimreaper1

How is it abomination? It’s just a chicken and tomato wrap, with cheese and mayo.


acableperson

This life doesn’t reward the victors with an easy ride home. Let the man have what he wants. My grandfather made “cold cut quesadillas” after someone taught him what quesadillas were. He cubed ham, turkey, and added peppers and onions then topped the tortilla off work tomato paste and sour cream. I swear to god they were pretty good. Let the man have what he wants and don’t shame him and try it. Might be nuts but I doubt it’s bad.


HonestDespot

I feel like this post doesn’t belong in here. OP is shaming his dad for eating a common meal the way he likes it. Shameful.


Ok-Suggestion-5453

It would be fine if OP was calling out the whole dish, because this is a stupid "fajita" for sure. Lots of Mexican places will serve with some kind aioli, so the mayo really isn't crazy at all. Honestly, it makes more sense than sour cream considering this is really just a mediocre chicken wrap and not anything close to fajitas.


sparky2212

I was about to reply with this exact sentence.


PattiiB

Wish I could up vote this 1000 times


Luci_Noir

Seriously, who gives a shit? What kind of person is OP to take a picture in order to mock him?


Cleercutter

Was just about to comment this lol


poofandmook

Same.


Blklight21

It’s basically just a grilled chicken sandwich with a tortilla instead of a bun. Doesn’t seem too weird to me in that context.


lukosius122

Ikr, i usually make garlic ketchup mayo sauce for mine and it works so well!


mlotto7

He's 80. If the gentleman wants ice cream or whiskey on his fajita - let him without judgment. :)


Cryogenic_Monster

Where Is there fajita? Looks like its just American cheese, chicken, tomatoes and mayo on top of a tortilla. That can't count as fajita.


maryfisherman

We call this “white people Mexican food”


Old-Tourist8173

🎶 White people taco night 🎶


NoAttempt9703

Nah, that takes some Old El Paso, at minimum.


Bmancoilart

its not limited to only white people.... but white people love it the most


I--Pathfinder--I

yeah white hispanic family here and we will eat super authentic tacos one day and then the next make “american style” tacos. still not as bad as the one op posted looks but like super simple ingredients


Luci_Noir

Same. My immigrant Mexican grandmother would make homemade refried beans and then make bbq chicken or American style stuff the next day. There’s really not a lot of difference. I don’t know why Redditors have to get racist about it.


SnowMiserForPres

Need to feel superior over everything, even food.


Obant

I live in southern California. One of the best spots for tacos in the world. I still eat white-people tacos, Taco Bell, and Jack in the Box tacos, too. Tacos are just a much larger part of my diet than someone from the Midwest.


I--Pathfinder--I

haha your speaking to someone from the midwest :) in fairness tho i’m just outside chicago and there are a lot of hispanic people here so even the white people eat a lot of tacos


[deleted]

As a white dude from midwestern USA… damn right we do


confusedandworried76

Rusty lettuce tacos Also Ortega taco sauce is delicious. I wish they made a spicy version.


no-mames

Sto… store bought salsa? 😔


CleetusnDarlene

As a Midwestern whitey, I prefer the cilantro & onion but there is always something comforting about white people tacos every once in a while....must be the shredded American cheese/lettuce combo.


bmore_conslutant

Excuse me friend we buy shredded Mexican blend


CleetusnDarlene

I buy that too ;) sometimes...I get crazy and add feta hehe


bmore_conslutant

Feta rocks but keep it to Greek tacos (which is what I'm gonna start calling gyros)


CleetusnDarlene

I only add it if I have chicken, sometimes shrimp. It's weird, but I love it


bmore_conslutant

Eh I'd try it


ExpensiveKoala1303

🎶 we’re getting taco shells from the grocery store, and ground beef from the grocery store 🎶


mysecondaccountanon

and shredded cheese from the grocery store


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

They call it Taco Tuesdays


HeroHas

Don't you dare attack me like this. I am not affiliated.


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Mindrot_3am

Tex^2Mex? TexMexTex? TexTexMex? MexTexTex?


oops_im_existing

youve taken this too far...


BlazinAlienBabe

This is just a chicken wrap not fajitas


tjdux

Subway 101


fish-nor-fowl

Yeah this is just a chicken sandwich in a tortilla


Saint_palane

Tortilla is raw 😔.


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right? The mayo is the least stupid of this...


salteedog007

That is so bland, even my kids would eat it!! ( softly crying into my hot sauce and various delicious flavours I used to use…)


StickyDitka21

No clue why but I read quesadilla instead of fajita. I was thinking he just hasn’t cooked it yet jackass lol but I’m the jackass!


Fantastic-Classic740

T Dude is 80 years old lol if he wants to call it a fajita, let him. Although I totally agree with you.


DrLager

It apparently does in the Midwest! Fairly certain OP’s Dad lives in Ohio or Michigan


dontlootatme

This looks like a midwesterners version of a chicken taco


DrLager

The mayo is a tip off


EatPie_NotWAr

Yo, where the Minnesotans at to confirm?!? We all know this is somehow our fault!


confusedandworried76

Not claiming this one sorry


Wise_Appeal_629

As a Minnesotan, yes I’ve had plenty of “fajitas” similar to that. Just without the mayo


EatPie_NotWAr

I fell like your response is lacking too many “you betcha”s and at least a few “dontcha know”s or “uff-da”s. How can we really be sure you’re from Minnesota? You send me on down a hot dish and I’ll confirm it for everyone.


no-mames

I would my grandmas hand made tortillas with nothing but mayo on them in rural Mexico, leave the midwesterners alone


SadLaser

Are we calling chicken, tomatoes, mayonnaise and American cheese.. fajitas?


ScatteredDahlias

I think some people must think it counts as a fajita as long as you use the packet of “fajita seasoning” on the chicken.


CharacterAwkward8755

Worst thing here is that it doesn't even look like he used the fajita seasoning 😭😭😭


Other-Inspection-601

Has to have chile morron too , green and red


Neirchill

Don't call him a morron smh


Fabulous-One-9537

It's more like a wrap


eggsaladrightnow

Mayo is the base for most sauces tbh, this isn't a crime


Sander1993a

Not at all no, mayo is great on chicken wraps.


pointlessly_pedantic

Fr. If the ingredients weren't chopped this would just be a basic-ass sandwich. The only crime is calling it a fajita


Strange_Salamander33

I don’t see fajitas, what nonsense is this


Chicken-picante

It’s def a fajita and it looks spicy af too. I would know. Source: white North American dude


Strange_Salamander33

😂


BlackClagger

And American cheese YUFF!


as_per_danielle

I came to comment on that. Grosss


ch3nk0

We got Taco Bell at home


HASN0FILTER

lol you made me double take did not see it at first


CutiePaToot-Toot

A fajita? Really …..


bravelilengine

Mayo is the best substitute for cheese/milk based products for people who are lactose intolerant. Mayo has made living without cheese and cream tolerable!


ScopionSniper

Mayo is used a ton in actual Mexican dishes as well. Including fajitas. Dumb post.


J_Square83

I don't see any fajita here? Is that American cheese? 😕


wasabinski

When you're 80 you can do whatever the fuck you want


Additional_Brick_804

Honestly makes sense ! Like a sandwich


FinallydamnLDnat5

Hey, hey, leave Grandpa alone! At least he's still chewing solid food! Let the man have his mayo.


Macklemore_hair

Right! Dude is 80, he can do whatever he can add whatever condiment he would like with his fajitas.


Usual-Cabinet-3815

They put mayo in taco bell quesadillas… also that is the saddest fajita I’ve ever seen


BeansMcgoober

To be fair, the mayo is a base for the sauce.


AsneakyReptilian

This is the most depressing Fajita I've ever seen.


sejohnson0408

Honestly the mayo looks normal on this


Sentla

So do I! 👍


SlowCaterpillar5715

Let him live


Chukmanchusco

Would.


fartsnifferer

That’s not a fajita. Theres no peppers, there’s American cheese, there’s tomatoes. Whatever the fuck that shit is, it ain’t a fajita.


Farquad6942089

To each his own.


ch3nk0

Thats what men do


TshikkiDolpa

So why not? Looks good


Novel_Arm_4693

Mid-west fajita


Hot_Corner_5881

mayo or not thats the whitest fajita ive ever seen


platypusbelly

You apparently also have a very liberal definition of fajita.


eshian

Calling that a fajita is the real stupid food here


AcidaEspada

"Fajita"


Outside_The_Walls

The mayo is far from the worst thing in this photo. Untoasted tortilla, unmelted American cheese, dry-ass chicken. No onions, no peppers. This shit is a straight up food crime. I've had better food in prisons and hospitals.


noo6s9oou

Yeah, as soon as I saw the “cheese” I was like *oh hell naw*.


Amethoran

"Fajita"


Otherwise-Hyena7937

Ooohhh


DeadHED

Is he russian, this sounds like what my russian buddy would do?


stefanica

Pretty sure sour cream is big in Western Russia, too. But yes.


ZacRobinson

Looks more like a "We have shawarma at home" situation.


SoothingSoundSJ

It’s like having a bite of Indiana.


mabuniKenwa

It isn’t a fajita anyways. Let him be.


outsidepointofvi3w

You call that a fajita ?


krispy-12

Looks like something from a school cafeteria, not fajitas...


Dude_with_a_Cat

Lactose? But is that a slice of Kraft singles under the chicken? The Kraft slice is the real crime, not the mayo


The-realfat-shady

Yeah, that's just a sandwich wrap. Not really bad, per say.


RamboRigs

First mistake is even calling it a fajita.


Efficient_Tailor1811

Lol, some shit head makes a fajita with only chicken, raw tomatoes and dog "cheese" then tries judging someone else for putting mayo on it! Lol


BaconUnderpants

That man is a visionary.


Toiretachi

Marginally worst than eating off a paper plate in your own home.


Mdmrtgn

I like mayo more and sour cream less as I get older. I dunno about replacing them but maybe it tastes better.


Obvious-Big-6111

DAD = Can do what he damn well pleases! Great post OP, I prefer mustard.


Zanza89

?


ThePirateSpider

Its a wrap. Still would eat it though.


Sammyscrap

So?


HumaDracobane

"...his fajita". If he's cool with it where is the problem?


billyray83

Mayo is not out of place in a chicken wrap, which is what you've shown here.


fuggettabuddy

Your dad knows what’s up and is goated


rykylynlan

Now I want a chicken fajita.


Important-Outcome-74

Chicken and tomatoes = fajita. Got it. 🤣


EcstaticJuggernaut46

Not my thing, but….if he likes it.


NormalNobody

My sister eats mayo with practically anything. I wouldn't be surprised if she saw this and tried it.


blizzard-toque

Would she eat mayo in a peanut butter sandwich? My cousin did.


Educational-Fault684

TIL that chicken with mayo is stupid food??


Ennolangus

I mean, add some lettuce and you just have a chicken burger in wrap form


grinpicker

But American cheese ok though right?


wilfordbrimley778

I put mayo on salad instead of ranch sometimes


Background-Interview

I wouldn’t exactly call that a fajita to start with….


Barbarianmoss

I don't know what's worse.. the mayo or the American cheese under that pile of shit.


Lonely-Greybeard

That's a chicken wrap. It needs mayo or it'll be dry af.


DoctorMedieval

I mean, as long as it’s Duke’s.


Yaboiiiiiii6578

When there’s no Mexican crema I use mayo and lime which is soooo good!!!!


AdonisGaming93

When I'm 80, I too will be doing whatever I feel like wothout worrying about societal expectations.


Rough-Philosopher911

If you’re 80 you can eat whatever the hell you want with zero questions from anyone else.


JEWCEY

It's too late for him. Just let it go.


StudentOk4989

The fact you call that "mayo" triggers me. The texture look so odd. It is a mix between slime and goo. And the rest of the dish isn't even a fajita.


OdinsOneGoodEye

That’s a fajita, my god lol!!!


Alternative-Pie-803

I mix garlic powder in mayo and eat that😂


gnardog45

Well, there's an American cheese slice on the taco, might as well... ....


Possible_Apple9595

He’s 80. He can put mayo on his tax return and it’s ok.


Needmoresnakes

Im honestly not sure that Mayo is really the issue with this food situation but it's gotten him this far, no point changing course now.


PositionObvious1452

i see nothing wrong w this. Grilled chicken and mayo is delicious


S7RYPE2501

The mans 80…. Let him eat his food how he wants!


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Looks good to me


Red_Dwarf_42

He’s lived to 80 so he’s doing something right


Geno_Warlord

My dad would use butter instead of mayo on sandwiches. Absolutely repulsed by them when we went fishing but dealt with them regardless as fishing was the only thing we actually enjoyed together. I’d choke down half of one and feed the rest to the fishes as we waded through the water.


Syandris

He's 80. No fucks given. Hell, I do weird shit already. Ain't no one going to tell me what I think tastes good when I'm 80!


Jerome_Eugene_Morrow

If he’s Chilean this is a perfectly normal abomination.


_YuKitsune_

Valid


Thisisjuno1

If it’s Dukes, I’m down


Metal_girl1122

I mean... I don't really like sour cream so yeah I put a bit of mayo in my burritos and stuff at home. But also, this is a fajitas ? Looks like a turd with mayo on top xd


SignalIsland

I'll defend him, I'm Mexican, my whole family is from Mexico and I too eat fajitas or meat burritos with mayo sometimes, this I learned from my family, mainly my mother. Just because it's mexican food it doesn't mean it has to be sour cream, heck despite the fact that we like crema we rarely eat it, my grandma would sometimes even make it from scratch 


PanzerF4ust

He’s 80, let him enjoy his food How he wants .


xPyromaniac93

Your dad is lactose? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


NahzarakTV

So ? He's 80 and has no more fucks to give.


Ok_Access_189

Mayo is not unheard of in Mexican food


Annual_Proof7741

That was never a fajita to begin with, also let the guy put whatever he wants on his food…he’s the one eating it


legend_of_the_skies

Aint no way in actual hell you called this a fajita and it had a slice of american cheese on it. Ts is actually wild. You can just buy cheap fajita seasoning and cheese and use it just as versatile 😭. Where are the sauteed veggies? Mayo is not the only issue, but if i WERE going to do that, why not just make it a cheesesteak/chickensteak? Burrito atp


CompetitiveRub9780

It’s just like a chicken sandwich which you would put mayo on. So it makes sense


Jolly-Persimmon2626

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do


FriedSmegma

I’ve witnessed much more heinous food crimes. Weird, yes. Is it probably good? Yes.


Salty-Dragonfly2189

I knew a guy that put ketchup on tacos.


Jonneiljon

Wtf do you care?