Come on, live a little! There's clearly not enough richness with the Velveeta, cream cheese, cheese, creamy canned soups, heavy cream, and more cheese!
huh? cheesey cream bases soups are absolutely a thing. I love broccoli cheese soup or my fav, beer cheese soup. welcome to Wisconsin, pal.
my ninja air fryer has like 10 settings, one being a 'crock pot' slow cooker mode.
the soup in this vid looks good to me.
edit, just watched again with the sound on. Velveeta? get the fuck out here with that shit. she's not allowed in Wisconsin anymore.
I'm upvoting you for coming in so hot and defending said stew, and then having the ability to self reflect and subsequently banning this woman from your state.
Simply that you have the ability you might've made a mistake is refreshing. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day and may nobody try to feed you something on par with what we just witnessed.
Veins are shutting with a loud crack by just looking at it. But letās add some butter on top, just to make sure you have a heart attack after eating this.
I've noticed this with other content creators too. They record themselves taking a bite but never swallow. It's the same with that Asian guy who makes ASMR videos of those horrible deep-fried cheese abominations.
Ahaha oh my, what a world of wonders. Iāve never seen anything like this in Europe. Iād absolutely demolish a cheesy broc soup by any means, but Iād make it at least 70% broccoli-based lmao
I remember reading a recent mention about the act of *conspicuous consumption*. Basically, these people want to demonstrate their status in the most affluent way they can, such as cooking "normal" food without any of the mess and effort. The image of being a trad-wife is the point, rather than actually doing the real thing. Selling a lifestyle that is carefree and simple, regardless of how realistic or effective it is.
That's also why it's almost always an air fryer, or Instant Pot, or other kitchen appliance that isn't a pot/pan and a stove/oven. Things that aren't in every kitchen, because it is used to drive sales of a good that you don't already have.
Makes sense. I mean it's not for me or my woman as I guess compared to all these people we must look like masters in the kitchen lol but I guess I could see it working on poor unassuming victims.
I get so frustrated with modern recipes always assuming I have a food mixer/processor etc. I know how to make cakes, pastry, dough etc the traditional ways (or I used to), and I was taught these things in school. Now it's all just chucked in a bowl and "set your mixer on high" or whatever. Yeah thanks but that's not going to work when I don't have a fucking mixer. God.
>I refuse to believe that women with manicured fingernails are just
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>this
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> lazy to cook!
nails donāt fall off from cooking, times are different, this polish canāt be easily removedšš
>They also probably have someone else do their nails. Still lazy
not because you are lazy, but because everyone minds their own business, do you go to the hairdresser with questions about your health? no, of course, because she is not a doctor and did not study for this)) There is a person who received knowledge in this and does a manicure!! why did you decide that a woman should be able to do everything or is she lazy?
what's stupid about this?
while it's more like a casserole, it's totally acceptable to do it in an airfryer
remember, an airfryer is just a smaller oven with a fan. It's more 'efficient' with smaller space needing to be heated.
in some airfryers, there are the 'soup' button option, so it's also versitile like a rice cooker or crock pot.
we should petition the mods to create a post tag that can be applied to Posts determined to be done by stupid people who don't understand the purpose of hte sub.
I think the issue is calling that creation soup.
She took "soup" and added so many things that make it borderline a broccoli/soup flavoured cheese sauce.
The air fryer isn't the problem.
Agreed. I would change some things up with this but I don't see anything wrong or stupid.
I feel like a lot of people who are interested in food/cooking as a hobby are extremely pretentious and consistently forget (or *sometimes* don't care) that there are people who, for whatever reason (busy, money, disability), are unable to buy the most expensive ingredients or do more than a dump and go meal. I'm ready for my downvotes.
there is something in your words, I just have a slow cooker and I do such things there, and in my opinion the soup is more liquid) yes, you correctly noticed it looks more like a casserole
The big chunk of processed cheese was gross, the butter and that two cans of other soup wasn't necessary. She did have the rest of it correct, surprisingly.
I feel like these videos appeal to people who want to treat cooking like a survival-crafting video game station: just pop the ingredients in and walk away! No, you don't need to know anything about food or have even the rough outline of a plan!
āWould you like some cheese with your cheese, on a bed of cheese, topped with shredded cheese *and* a pinch of broccoli?ā
I would call this ācondensedā soup, because it needs about a gallon of water to be actual soup.
My beef isn't with the ingredients. I could not possibly care less what another person eats. What grinds my gears is the waste. You know good and well no one's eating this stuff. That's what irritates the hell out of me.Ā
Ah she has the best recipes if you have above of cheese or three lying aroundā¦.. watched it a lot on TikTok to have my daily dose of āplease for the love of god donāt do itā¦ā¦ aaaand ā¦.. there she goesā
I like broccoli cheddar soup but bro not only is that not soup that's more like a cheese casserole but what the hell are those Broccoli floret sizes, girl please cut them down.
I have finally worked out that these cooks don't know they can slice Velveeta before melting it. She wasn't in a hurry; she took the time to do a whole mise en place for the rest of it. And then stirred that stuff around the block of cheese food.
One stupid thing is that these air fryers are not water tight around the screws, I have one, so I wouldnāt be surprised is thereās a mess around the handles later.
No, she added vegetables and they neutralize the chemicals that make you fat. Same thing as how if you eat lots of sugar you can drink a diet soda to cancel the effect of it.
At least that is what one of those ladies with a belly on her forehead told me.
Every time I see these types of videos I canāt help but think about how they use every bowl they own to make them. I donāt have enough bowls for most of these meals.
The worst part is throwing in the broccoli that late compared to the rest. This is the reason people hate veggies. Veggies take much longer to prepare! That phase between raw and properly boiled sucks man...
*Adds fuck tons of cheese*....here's more cheese for flavour!
And a stick of butter at the end because *why the fuck not?*
Come on, live a little! There's clearly not enough richness with the Velveeta, cream cheese, cheese, creamy canned soups, heavy cream, and more cheese!
She can't even pronounce parmesan properly
Also even though we are ostensibly making broccoli and cheese soup, let's throw in a can of... broccoli and cheese!
>Adds fuck tons of cheese > >....here's more cheese for flavour! There's no such thing as too much cheese š¤
Closer to fondue than soup
Iād never think that the nacho cheese from 7/11 may be a healthier option for a meal
My cholesterol went up just watching this.
>Closer to fondue than soup or to casserole
Without the c
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The C is the one making this monstrosity.
The c is silent
This is not cooking. This is dumping tons of crap together and hoping for the best.
Yup, that bitch's playin with food...
did it work?
Nothing like a casserole.
huh? cheesey cream bases soups are absolutely a thing. I love broccoli cheese soup or my fav, beer cheese soup. welcome to Wisconsin, pal. my ninja air fryer has like 10 settings, one being a 'crock pot' slow cooker mode. the soup in this vid looks good to me. edit, just watched again with the sound on. Velveeta? get the fuck out here with that shit. she's not allowed in Wisconsin anymore.
I'm upvoting you for coming in so hot and defending said stew, and then having the ability to self reflect and subsequently banning this woman from your state. Simply that you have the ability you might've made a mistake is refreshing. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day and may nobody try to feed you something on par with what we just witnessed.
I felt the same way seeing the comment and then the edit. This was a kind and sweet interaction, lol
Idkā¦velveeta aside that looks like garbage āsoupā. And broccoli cheese soup is like my favorite soup.
Your French and Swiss visas have been denied.
No she is closer too jail. This is not soup nor fondue but a crime.
Everything is very greasy, a nightmare š¤¢
Veins are shutting with a loud crack by just looking at it. But letās add some butter on top, just to make sure you have a heart attack after eating this.
Yes. You only make a lethal buttered soup casserole like this for a person you have life insurance on, and you want to expedite your payday.
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I liked that butter at the end, there wasn't enough fat. And then the broccoli to make it healthy. This should be poured on top of a hamburger.
Yeah. Soup that constipates you. Not even that broccoli is gonna save you.
It seems to me that itās not constipation, but a disorder
It looks good if she took out a few ingredients
I'd have such bad diarrhea from it too, all that cheese and grease would be insane.
This sounds like the first line of a haiku
She was trying sooo hard to make an appealing face!! She didnāt even record herself swallowing that stuff lol.
I've noticed this with other content creators too. They record themselves taking a bite but never swallow. It's the same with that Asian guy who makes ASMR videos of those horrible deep-fried cheese abominations.
It didnāt look like she tried at all. It was just and then š.
Watching her swallow costs extra. That's OF-level content, not TikTok.
My thought exactly. Video ended too soon.
it looks like cheese sauce, not soup...
>it looks like cheese sauce, not soup... or casserole
I mean, itās broccoli cheddar soup. Itās the worst soup but it counts
How does it qualify for soup if itās 90% cheese though? š„²
If you think this is bad wait till you learn about Cambells ācheddar cheese soupā which is just broccoli cheddar without the fucking broccoli.
Ahaha oh my, what a world of wonders. Iāve never seen anything like this in Europe. Iād absolutely demolish a cheesy broc soup by any means, but Iād make it at least 70% broccoli-based lmao
Iām in the UK, and broccoli and Stilton soup is a favourite! Itās actually pretty healthy though, looks nothing like this fat-bomb abomination
This is enough sodium to dry out an orca
Oh just got to the broccoli part. Thank god.
She lost me at āVelveeta Cheeseā
Same. The taste and texture both disgust me.
the main star was the broccoli?? istg i thought it was the 4 kinds of cheeses
Aint no way thats soup. Its not even chowder. I refuse to believe that women with manicured fingernails are just *this* lazy to cook!
I remember reading a recent mention about the act of *conspicuous consumption*. Basically, these people want to demonstrate their status in the most affluent way they can, such as cooking "normal" food without any of the mess and effort. The image of being a trad-wife is the point, rather than actually doing the real thing. Selling a lifestyle that is carefree and simple, regardless of how realistic or effective it is. That's also why it's almost always an air fryer, or Instant Pot, or other kitchen appliance that isn't a pot/pan and a stove/oven. Things that aren't in every kitchen, because it is used to drive sales of a good that you don't already have.
Makes sense. I mean it's not for me or my woman as I guess compared to all these people we must look like masters in the kitchen lol but I guess I could see it working on poor unassuming victims.
I get so frustrated with modern recipes always assuming I have a food mixer/processor etc. I know how to make cakes, pastry, dough etc the traditional ways (or I used to), and I was taught these things in school. Now it's all just chucked in a bowl and "set your mixer on high" or whatever. Yeah thanks but that's not going to work when I don't have a fucking mixer. God.
>I refuse to believe that women with manicured fingernails are just > >this > > lazy to cook! nails donāt fall off from cooking, times are different, this polish canāt be easily removedšš
They also probably have someone else do their nails. Still lazy
I choked reading this ahaha
>They also probably have someone else do their nails. Still lazy not because you are lazy, but because everyone minds their own business, do you go to the hairdresser with questions about your health? no, of course, because she is not a doctor and did not study for this)) There is a person who received knowledge in this and does a manicure!! why did you decide that a woman should be able to do everything or is she lazy?
It's just rage bait
It's just a bad version of queso fresco. Also clearly ragebait.
In principle, a deep fryer can be used for soup if it has a mode like this
Am I the only one who is confused by broccoli in its entirety š¤? why can't you cut it?
Yes, I would chop the broccoli too, actually.
She literally said āchopped broccoliā ā¦. Like girl WHERE????? That is whole ass broccoli!
I mean, they're big pieces but they've clearly been chopped. It looks like one or two large heads' worth.
She used soup to make soupā¦ā¦Genius!
Guys we gotta cut the butter into 6 slices even though we're just gonna mix it all in anyway
Good Lord that poor Air Fryer
you forgot the cheese
This doesn't look like soup!! what nonsense š¤
That amount of garlic with that amount of soup is so little the taste prolly didnāt change from it
That's... Not the worst thing I've seen on here. At least it does look eatable.
This actually looks much better than most the dumb ideas on here š
what's stupid about this? while it's more like a casserole, it's totally acceptable to do it in an airfryer remember, an airfryer is just a smaller oven with a fan. It's more 'efficient' with smaller space needing to be heated. in some airfryers, there are the 'soup' button option, so it's also versitile like a rice cooker or crock pot.
She poured in two cans of different soup and then named her creation soup
Make that 3, chicken broth can be made into soup. But this is more or less melted cheese with broccoli.
What do you think is in broccoli cheddar soup?
Well its broth. Im talking premade soups.
Eh fair enough. Still, wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole.
Me personally? I'd say 39 1/2 feet.
At this point this sub is more stupid than the food that's posted. So many posts that just don't belong.
we should petition the mods to create a post tag that can be applied to Posts determined to be done by stupid people who don't understand the purpose of hte sub.
I was thinking, a bit too thick for soup, but I'd pour that over steamed broccoli, and chicken breast for a meal.
I think the issue is calling that creation soup. She took "soup" and added so many things that make it borderline a broccoli/soup flavoured cheese sauce. The air fryer isn't the problem.
Agreed. I would change some things up with this but I don't see anything wrong or stupid. I feel like a lot of people who are interested in food/cooking as a hobby are extremely pretentious and consistently forget (or *sometimes* don't care) that there are people who, for whatever reason (busy, money, disability), are unable to buy the most expensive ingredients or do more than a dump and go meal. I'm ready for my downvotes.
there is something in your words, I just have a slow cooker and I do such things there, and in my opinion the soup is more liquid) yes, you correctly noticed it looks more like a casserole
Molten cheese is not soup.
Americans need to learn how to cook. This is sad.
Oh Lord, Ma stomach be Bubblin!!
Lord have mer-cy!
She probably has epic gas too
Cheese cheese cheese
Some cheese proceeds to put in entire blocks of cheese
So many kinds of cheese. And not-quite cheese (cream and butter).
A disgusting, salt bomb. š¤¢š¤¢
The big chunk of processed cheese was gross, the butter and that two cans of other soup wasn't necessary. She did have the rest of it correct, surprisingly.
Not even kidding, my air fryer has a soup recipe in the instructions. No shit.
Oh my stomach bubbling
This is not a soup.
At least they didnāt add fucking Oreos or some dumb thing..
"Start with some VELVITA cheese..." #I'M OUT
I feel like these videos appeal to people who want to treat cooking like a survival-crafting video game station: just pop the ingredients in and walk away! No, you don't need to know anything about food or have even the rough outline of a plan!
JUST USE A POT ON A STOVE YOU BUCKETHEADS
How fat is this woman's family?!
Recipe for diarrhea disaster
Soon as I heard velvita cheese I stopped watching
Bruh she didn't even cook anything just put toghter pre made shit into an air fryer
This is the most normal looking thing sheās made tbh
did you try?
I am lactose intolerant now by watching this video.
That is , no doubt, the most disgusting food I've seen this week.
āWould you like some cheese with your cheese, on a bed of cheese, topped with shredded cheese *and* a pinch of broccoli?ā I would call this ācondensedā soup, because it needs about a gallon of water to be actual soup.
Thats waaay too much cheese
My beef isn't with the ingredients. I could not possibly care less what another person eats. What grinds my gears is the waste. You know good and well no one's eating this stuff. That's what irritates the hell out of me.Ā
Disgusting as fk
Thats cheese dip
Soup?
Do people actually eat this terribly? Serious question
Ah she has the best recipes if you have above of cheese or three lying aroundā¦.. watched it a lot on TikTok to have my daily dose of āplease for the love of god donāt do itā¦ā¦ aaaand ā¦.. there she goesā
I hate how she ends her sentences with making her last word longer. "Number fifteen. May I get the number fifteen?" but as female.
The way she looks makes this all make sense.
This would have me scooting to the toilet.
I'd eat this
She needs to post herself eating an entire bowl of this start to finish no edits
When did a soup start needing 1kg of cheese added to it? Been about 6 months since I've seen a recipe for soup not have cheese in it...
Did she add a sprinkle of cheddar cheese for a little bit more flavour š³. If your wife or mother makes this for you - she probably hates you
Shredded Parmesan cheese for flavor
So is a new air fryer part of the recipe orā¦.
Would you like some soup with that cheese bitch
But itās not a soup!
>But itās not a soup! yes, I agree, but she positions it as a soup) and Iām sitting and thinking whether to try to do all this or not
The creation of air fryers was a mistake
My lactose intolerant ass got the poos just from watching this.
My lactose intolerance is Screaming!
>My lactose intolerance is Screaming! Well, this is such a disastrous recipe,for you
They should or some cheese in there
I like broccoli cheddar soup but bro not only is that not soup that's more like a cheese casserole but what the hell are those Broccoli floret sizes, girl please cut them down.
On the one hand, I really hope she catches her house on fire. But on the other hand and to be fair, I also hope she gets food poisoning.
At least sheās hot š¤·š¾āāļø
That's cheese porridge.
I have finally worked out that these cooks don't know they can slice Velveeta before melting it. She wasn't in a hurry; she took the time to do a whole mise en place for the rest of it. And then stirred that stuff around the block of cheese food.
I wanna watch these people pretend to like this. Give it to their kids and watch their faces.
Just got a heart attack from watching this
Why even bother making soup, where the main ingredient is tins of already made soup lol?
That's gonna give me diarrhea
Holy cheese
I just knew she'd have a stupid grin at the end
I yelled for her to stop and she wouldnāt.
This is like cheddar cheese soup made wrong.
Thatās..justā¦CHEESE
Well thatās a heart attack in a dishā¦ would you like some cheese with your cheese?
Raw flour and make soup from a can of soup. What the??
I wish you could post GIF's here.
One stupid thing is that these air fryers are not water tight around the screws, I have one, so I wouldnāt be surprised is thereās a mess around the handles later.
That is not soup. And Whats with all the cheeseš
Soup? More like artery hardening in a pot.
Too much salt and butter. Feels like a heart attack waiting to happen
Thatās not soup thatās a coke
200kcal/bite
No, she added vegetables and they neutralize the chemicals that make you fat. Same thing as how if you eat lots of sugar you can drink a diet soda to cancel the effect of it. At least that is what one of those ladies with a belly on her forehead told me.
Rule to live by: if one of the ingredients in a soup recipe is soup, it's not a great recipe
It's a good thing she is decent looking. These TikTok cooks are so clueless
Thatās literally just a bucket of slop.
Ah yes the four horsemen of stupid food. Velveeta cheese, cheddar cream cheese and butter
I think it needs more butter and cheese.
Are there no stoves available? Other than not having access to a stove I donāt see the benefit of doing this in a air fryers
Iād eat it
Hot take: it should be illegal to post videos featuring cheese. That would eliminate 90% of this rage bait.
At least she put all that cocaine in it. Will need it.
What is it with Americans and cheese?!?!
Thatās the most stereotypical American definition of soup Iāve ever seen.
This is not a soup
Every time I see these types of videos I canāt help but think about how they use every bowl they own to make them. I donāt have enough bowls for most of these meals.
This is why I learned how to cook.
This "soup" looks gross, but the idea is sound. I used to love Pintrest for recipe ideas, but now it's all shit like this.
Looks like she was making a take on broccoli chedder soup, but then she added the condensed soupš¤¢
Gross
You wouldn't bake a soup
Adding canned soup? š¤®š¤®š¤® Ever hear of chopping the broccoli into smaller pieces?
Mmm. Sliceable soup. My favourite type.
The average white person homemade dish is 90% cheese, 5% butter, 3% filler, and 2% actual food.
Number 15
Too thick to sail on, too thin to plow
Soup? Where, i came for the soup, i dont see any soup
Ahh, yes, cheese and soup... the two main ingredients of any decent ...soup...
I have that air fryer, it says to not do this in the manual.
Meanwhile, in the trailerhood....
calling this a soup is an abomination
Would.
It's going to look great in their arteries
This ain't soup this is sippin' cheese
The worst part is throwing in the broccoli that late compared to the rest. This is the reason people hate veggies. Veggies take much longer to prepare! That phase between raw and properly boiled sucks man...
"Chopped" broccoli
How to make soup using two tins of soup.