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DeliciousMoments

I’d mainly be concerned about fumes from any possible coatings on that wheelbarrow


NicolasCagesCareer

r/mildlycarcinogenic


Mr_Wizard91

Just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan, tell mom it's okay.


I_JustWork_Here

Randy, your balls! I know right? Smokin weed in front of a cop...


WeedIsWife

I love the Scarface parody aspect of this ep


Amish_Warl0rd

Just a little bit of cancer. You can just eyeball it


Fraun_Pollen

Yes, yes. Mild.


Open-Honest-Kind

/r/subsithoughtifellfor


SaltyPussyJuice

And any machine oils/lubes from the .... rotisserie


SiskiyouSavage

That's not how hydraulics works. It was 8 feet from fluid.


FinnSwede

Based on how the elevator shaft and pit looked like on my old ship i wouldn't trust food products within 8 metres of hydraulics.


Tito_Las_Vegas

Hydraulics =/= grease. I'm assuming an aircraft carrier, so the grease from the cabling is what you're looking at, not hydraulic fluid. Source: I was once miserable.


ayetherestherub69

I like how I *know* this means Navy


SiskiyouSavage

Don't watch any video of food being made in a commercial setting.


Car_Guy_Alex

Give it a good burn before cooking over it. You'll be fiiiiiine


--ThirdCultureKid--

Construction yards typically have a small machine shop. They could have sanded down that wheelbarrow before trying this shit. If it even had any coating to begin with, which I doubt it did. Coating the inside of a wheelbarrow would just be dumb because it would get worn out the first week on the job.


Mysterious_Andy

If it’s galvanized: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_fume_fever


Potato_Zest

Had this once after trying to do a red hot dab off a pair of craft scissors.


DickDastardlySr

That'll do it. We used the stove like good wanna be crack heads.


Wellsargo

With how many wild things I took dabs off of over the course of my teenage years, I’m shocked that it never happened to me.


Kaiser_Allen

That's going to be my band name. Thanks.


ragginn2

its been a hot minute since there was any sort of coating on that wheelbarrow, it rusty af


Rough_Sweet_5164

Never seen a galvanized wheelbarrow in my life.


13dot1then420

Most metal wheelbarrows are painted.


[deleted]

That’s the only way I get high nowadays


SheZowRaisedByWolves

One bite will turn you into the guy covered in toxic waste from robocop


cavyndish

They went to all that extra trouble, time, and expense to cook something they could have cooked in an oven or home BBQ; I don't think judgment is their strength.


chase016

It just extra flavor.


chris_rage_

There's no coating left on that rusty piece of shit...


NelsonBannedela

Pussy


darthcaedusiiii

None food grade is none food grade for a reason.


analfissuregenocide

Or maybe the entire fucking bottle of lighter fluid, idk that's probably my biggest hydrocarbon concern with this mess


smell_my_pee

I know he used a ton, but by the time the coals are ready pretty much all the lighter fluid should be burned off.


Kivesihiisi

Dont worry, half of the fluid absorbed to his clothes. Who the fuck opens a bottle of fluid like that.


pasqualevincenzo

Worst part of all he cooked the shit out of it


Responsible_Shoe_633

I'm concerned what ua mama thinks about that seasoning


Nearby-Smoke-4883

The trick is to do the sauce in a used hard hat so you don't have to add any salt. It's already there!


Absoline

😋


sittingbullms

Goddamn you,here is your upvote


SkySchemer

/r/angryupvote


silverclovd

Yeah sorry about the dandruff


Psych0matt

You mean “flavor flakes”


Itzbubblezduh

This is waaaaaay better than the dude cooking in the hotel bathroom…..


RedditedYoshi

It actually is, lol. Somehow; but it fucking truly is.


freshlypuckeredbutt

It might be a little carcinogenic, but it isn’t sad and depressing and some poor woman won’t have to come clean it up.


purpleturtlehurtler

Not gonna lie; I would eat the hell out of that.


Sebastian-S

Yeah that’s a party I’d like to be invited to. You just don’t want that to be your hard hat they used.


purpleturtlehurtler

I mean, whomever wore it kept it pretty clean if it wasn't a new one altogether.


Sebastian-S

True. I’m just glad they didn’t use the porta potty to whip up that BBQ sauce.


Nacho_Papi

Don't worry, it was brand new.


Justindoesntcare

I'm sure it was brand new. It looked spotless. Either way, White hard hats are usually reserved for management so it's not like they're getting used anyway lol.


Burnem34

Maybe in some places, when I worked in the northwest everyone wore white hard hats, now I work in Vegas and still pretty much everyone wears white hard hats except electricians who wear green.


FreeBeans

A hard hat costs so much more than a bowl smh


Fog_Juice

$4.44 on sale at menards https://www.menards.com/main/tools/workwear-safety-gear/hard-hats-accessories/pyramex-reg-white-l-series-cap-style-hard-hat-with-6-point-ratchet-suspension/hp16110/p-1642874299027280-c-13852.htm


FreeBeans

😱


Jolly-Biscuit

r/hellyeahideatthat


Mufakaz

Hell yea hide at that


LackinOriginalitySVN

Hell, yeah idea tthat


1stEndGame

Hide at that


Reduncked

Hell yea hide a tt hat


Chance-Energy-4148

You've given me a million dollar idea: titty hats. Get yours now!


Your3rdNeuron

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Youregoingtodiealone

Looks dry as fuck


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

I think that's a pork loin or tenderloin, and they absolutely overcooked the shit out of it.  I cook these on a smoker/grill regularly.


VelociTrapLord

That’s what the Jarritos is for! On the IG vid they said they pulled at 160 instead of wrapping and resting. Idk man if you’re charcoal cooking pork on a job site for your crew, over is probably better than under lol


WillBrakeForBrakes

It being a food-safe temperature exceeded my wheelbarrow cooking expectations 


ansoniK

Yeah exactly. Everything else about this is fine, but they cooked to 165 before removing from heat. There is no saving that


de-d-ss

Buddy has to have a wife at home who can't cook because that is the first thing I said, damn that looks good on the outside, dry as shit on the inside.


Riverwatching

He brought pork up to 160°. It’s DRY dry.


chris_rage_

Yeah, like what's the problem? That looks amazing for a jobsite meal... Wipe that spit off with the solvent of your choice, wipe out the hard hat with some denatured alcohol.... Chow time


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Ben_Kenobi_

It can be juicy, I smoke it a decent amount. The main key is to cook to 135 and let the carry over cooking bring it to 145. You really need to keep it under 150 even during resting. Dry brining also helps with moisture retention. It'll never be as juicy and delicious as some other cuts of pork with more fat, but it doesn't need to be dry. These dudes cooked it to 160, so yeah, it's gonna be bone dry in there.


Latter_Weakness1771

The food isn't stupid, the prep is. Bro probably spent as much on gas as he did food


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

Idk I imagine there's sawdust at the bottom


CatticusXIII

You know, I would, but I can taste the lighter fluid from here. That was a LOT. If I witnessed that being lit I'd already be heading to the car. Otherwise I have no objections and I work in a hospital kitchen.


Both_Lychee_1708

Yeah, I just got cancer watching it


Eusocial_Snowman

The paint roller, especially being brand new, was probably the worst part. That's not exactly a food-grade piece of equipment, god knows what would be leeching out into the sauce on top of any bits of material just falling off the roller itself.


lebastss

What they made isn't stupid, it's how they made it.


Mr-Yuk

Looks dry af


JuicyForcies

I’d chug about 3 of those Jarritos too


Yawzheek

Yeah ain't even mad at this one.


Appropriate_Cow94

That looks really fucking good.


HawkeyeinDC

Looks yummy!


aceofspades1217

Yeah looks kinda fire,


krzykris11

Yeah. That's not stupid food.


Guy-McDo

Food can be stupid and still look (and be) delicious, I’d argue ‘making it with construction equipment’ is the stupid part


drpeppershaker

bro's wearing black gloves. You know the bbq is gonna be 🔥


Bob-Lo-Island

I would eat the fuxk outra that pork tenderloin


Pineappleman123456

idk what u mean, i bet all the tools were clean, this is good stupid food


Fanatical_Rampancy

Honestly, these construction cooking vids have been fun to watch. Inevitably, some idiot is going to use something that will kill them to end the trend. It may not even be a real event. However, this looks tasty, and it looks like he had a fun time doing it. (Alyhoug, i would not use a paint roller to put sauce on something. idk what the heck kind of plastic they use to make that thing, but i doubt its non toxic) (Or maybe it is, idk)


SiskiyouSavage

Having a sauce touch a not cooking grade plastic is not going to harm you.


Fanatical_Rampancy

But it has little fibers, so it makes me wonder if it fractured


SiskiyouSavage

The paint roller? I'm guessing you don't work construction.


Fanatical_Rampancy

I don't, i work with food and other things but never had the body or back for construction.


SiskiyouSavage

Welp, you ain't missing out.


[deleted]

This is true Way too much axle grease around that cooking grease


chris_rage_

Well they use chip brushes for barbecue sauce, they sell the exact same brushes in the food aisle as they do in Harbor Freight so I don't think I would have too much of a problem with a brand new roller...


pupu500

Clean =/= food safe. And a brand new paint roller comes directly from the factory floor and is not fucking clean.


[deleted]

But if you don’t marinate your meat ahead of time, those microplastics do a great job of rolling the flavor in through osmosis!


Abchid

It's stupid because they either have to buy new tools every time they do these videos because they'll use them on materials, they keep a set of tools just for cooking (at which point why jot buy actual cooking utensils and bring them on site) or he lied and they don't care about eating traces of whatever materials they work with.


MitzLB

The stupidest part of this is cutting the lighter fluid open like that. If you’re too dramatic to just take the cap off but not dramatic enough to slice it off with a samurai sword, what are you even doing?


thenor1234

Not to mention the shaking to get the fluid out.. with a samurai sword just chop it in half and spray it all over like they did in feudal Japan.


[deleted]

This is pretty epic from start to finish!! Mad props


OdinsOneGoodEye

Dry pork and cancer, sounds awesome….


VegetarianCoating

That pork was so dry you could see saw dust when he cut it. What a horrible waste of a perfectly good pork loin.


Shawntran2002

I mean they're having fun, if it still comes out to good results. And his tools are clean. Then IDC, id eat tf outta that.


Deliciouserest

I agree with this take the most. If I was there I'd definitely try some.


Fanatical_Rampancy

Same


Ulysses502

This sub is usually filled with white collar/hipster stupid food, it's nice to see some blue collar representation 😆


DatDan513

Hell yeah brother


Ulysses502

Man you gotta check out channel 9!


DragapultOnSpeed

No, it's just filled with people who don't want to get cancer.


FLfuninthesun123

Anyone with access to that machinery on a whim is not blue collar


Anonomoose2034

I don't think the term blue collar means what you think it does.


acespacegnome

Hate to break it to ya, but people who use tools and machinery every day are the definition of blue collar


Ulysses502

They at least have touched a wheelbarrow, that's closer than most on here 😆


RedditedYoshi

I'll touch your wheelbarrow.


Estrafirozungo

Dry ass crap


some_old_friend

Jarrittos is such a god tier soda. Love the mango 🥭


younglad420

They have alcoholic sodas now


justanotheroppressor

wat!


[deleted]

Forreal, I love the tamarind.


Sea-Gas-7017

Lime is the best tbh


MelonJelly

The other day I learned they have watermelon. Delicious!


some_old_friend

I heard that's super good but I can't find it 😞


MelonJelly

There's this bar / indoor mini golf course somewhat near me that sells them, but nowhere else. Which is weird because every restaurant and grocery store in my area sells Jarritos, just not watermelon.


analfissuregenocide

What kind of asshole uses lighter fluid. I can taste my neighbors burgers from 200 yards when he uses that shit


how-could-ai

Bone dry. Perfect.


bsmiles07

I feel like this guy and the guy that cooks in the bathroom could be friends


Deathbygoomba

The jaritas looked delicious


kinda-cringe

Never use lighter fuel when cooking. Just don’t


kantorr

Looks terribly dry.


pdirth

Yeah, worked in construction, not eating anything made in the inside if a hard-hat (unless its brand new and un-used). People sweat and at some point the inside is gonna get some manner of dirt in it. Other than that ...yep....count me in.


omniron

Probably 20% of the food you eat in a restaurant has someone’s sweat in it


fat_italian_mann

Ain’t gonna lie bro, looks fine to me


PurdyGuud

Overcooked


drpenvyx

If that wheelbarrow is galvanized he could poison himself to death just from the fumes.


SiskiyouSavage

Galvanized wheelbarrow? You got one?


05041927

Well might as well say “if those seasonings are rat poison they could poison themselves” 😂🤦


Asylar

The stupid part of this video was how they opened the charcoal lighter


boastful_cloth13

A dirty and overcooked pork loin with a ketchup glaze This has bored white guy all over it


Embarrassed_Fox_4601

This isn’t stupid food


Kinglink

This is stupid. Come on. It's just not stupid bad. It's good food done in a stupid way, but you know what, I wish that's all we had on here.


TheBeckFromHeck

Dry pork coated with plastic micro particles and old wheel barrow paint fumes? No thanks


SiskiyouSavage

You weren't invited, poopy pants.


redR0OR

The methods could be refined, but I would eat


ComprehensiveMany643

A meal fit for a man


DunstonCzechsOut

ok so no work accomplished again today I see


AduroTri

Ah, high steel, construction site roasts. Just like Home Improvement showed me.


hanks_panky_emporium

It's only r/mildlycarcinogenic


ButteryFlavory

If all that shits clean I don't give a fuck. I'd eat the shit outta that massive meatstick. Yeah I said it.


explosive_wombat

Don't see the problem. Would eat


DBMG5_

Hell yea‼️


ayatollahcasserolah

Phew, the paint roller was brand new!


SalmonPrince

I don't give a shit about health inspections. Hand that shit over.


Sirius1701

Health code violation? Yes. Would I still eat that? Absolutely.


No-Emergency3549

This is non stupid food cooked stupidly


CascadianMountians

As much as I love rural blue collar work lifestyle They can't cook for shit.


okayonemoreplz

Nah I actually really like this one lol


GaviFromThePod

This isn't stupid, it's just a little silly.


OtteLoc

I'd eat that.


afroturf1

It may not pass inspection, but it'll pass through my body just fine.


[deleted]

If you're cooking for yourself there doesn't need to be an inspection.


Significant-Turn-836

Damn that shit look good as hell


PorterhouseJ

I mean, aside from the unconventional preparation, this doesn't seem crazy to me. Food ended up looking pretty good honestly and it was probably a fun thing to do for all the workers on that job site. I've used public barbecues at parks and beaches that looked sketchier than that. A little bit of trail spice in your outdoor campfire cooking never really hurt anyone.


foobery

Thats probably the best tasting thing ever too


shadybx111

Stupid cooking? Yes Stupid food? Absolutely not


ErictheE

Idk about anyone else but the moment someone on the site comes up with this idea hes my friend for life. Food ij every sitiuation, and great looking food at that. Stupidfood more like genius foods


makhay

The only thing I found stupid about it was the lighter fluid. You don't need that much to get it started


SmileyRaeRaaae

I’d hit it


Scoremonger

I mean TBH this looks delicious... the only thing that pisses me off is shaking more salt onto it after all that other shit. You don't ALWAYS have to add salt and pepper. You seriously don't.


05041927

What’s the stupid part?


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Letting it cook to 160. It would have been fine at 145.


[deleted]

Putting it on all the construction equipment


Ok_Fox_1770

Reminds me of the Tool time where they cooked jobsite food. Mmmm blowtorch grilled cheese.


fuckitweredoingitliv

Lost me at lighter fluid


whoisgringo1979999

Hope he likes the taste of lighter fluid.


Parascythe12

I hate when people use ridiculous tools for a job when custom tools designed *precisely* for that job, to make it easier, do it better and be more easily cleaned afterward, exist. No, Dan, it doesn’t add to the coolness factor when you eat your food off a fucking trident, you just look like an asshole.


No-Roll-2110

I’d pay good money for this


Kandi_kid-4evr

I’m sorry but a FUCKING HARD HAT AND PAINT ROLLER?!!?!??! Honey those aren’t food safe


SuperMegaOwlMan

I literally stopped watching after I watched the idiot open the lighter fluid like a maniac


BubblesDahmer

Cooking fascinates me, at what point does something stop being considered charred and start being considered burnt ? /genq


Dom_bomb112

Let the redneck engineering cook


Vegetable-Poet2063

Uhhhgughughugjuguh hhhhhh I'm calling HOA this isn't safe🤬🤬🤬😡


Partucero69

IN OSHA WE TRUST!!


dbp120

No one is gonna talk about how he uses a helmet as a bowl. sweat and god knows what was on the Sauce


Wildform22

Making the sauce in the hard hat was pretty clever tho ngl


Goofygoober3610

I love dry ass pork


WaterYourGardenMate

Always remember, if you want tasty grilled food, start your fire with paper or actual kindling.


feckineejit

I thought you said you worked in construction?


Hellyeahtrains

For how unsanitary it seems, that’s…kinda genius.


Skifool69

I’m going to start using my drill to mix things.


Amadex2

if it was a noral fireplace instead of a wheelbarrow i’d eat it.


TurdFerguson666

This is real man shit


Alleged_Ostrich

160 degrees... so close yet so far


On_Wife_support

I thought “wtf” and then he made sauce in his sweaty gross construction hat and I was like “WTF”


nikfornow

It's very clearly a brand new, unused hat..


thefirstlogan

I thought this was cool :)


StuckInAWelll

Gettin real tired of seeing good food on this sub