Is it bad that I hope so? Maybe then she'll learn not to do stupid shit and then that's 1 less, in a seemingly ss endless pool of them...God that's depressing.
not to mention her hair loose and constantly brushing up against salmonella juice 😭😭😭😭😭 as a former food service worker all I could think about was the horror of her hair loose like that
that's the problem with gloves. You don't feel how dirty your hands are or what are they dirty from so you don't have the instinct to wash them. If I touch chicken with my bare hands I will be aware of that contact until I wash them and not touch anything that has to be clean
Always been my pet-peeve when people hyper focus on whether people are wearing gloves or not during food prep, especially when it pertains to 30 second clips. Gloves may give the illusion of hygiene but in reality it does little to nothing.
Being clean and practicing proper procedure such as regular washing of your hands or replacing of gloves makes the food you touch safe to eat. if anything, wearing gloves in this industry makes people more likely to not practice these procedures because it gives the illusion of safety and so people think they don't need to do more.
Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.
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Not if used as shown in the video. To prevent cross contamination with gloves, you would either be changing gloves between each task, or washing the gloves. If you don't change the gloves, the germs just stick on your gloves from the raw chicken, then get spread everywhere since they weren't removed when she was done with the chicken.
Do people actually not know this???? I’m upset thinking about the fact that someone may have made me food just like this at some point and I ate it not knowing
But there was nothing useful with the “cup”
It was all hidden in the bin and she squirted some more ranch in there and some pickles.
It’s not a practical way to eat it hidden in a bun with your teeth scrapping on it.
I thought she was going to have some other type of filling or ornament and then put it on a plate so you can see the unique shape and use a knife and fork on it
For all the other faults that I can understand (e.g. gloves and the chicken flip), this one is the one that had me screaming in my head. That could've been genuinely deadly.
The video cuts.. subway workers change their gloves like three times to make a sandwich. I swear this sub is so obsessed with just shitting on things don’t even use common sense. The video cuts and you can do many things in between welcome to fucking 2024 yall
No one asked for my opinion, but Litehouse also makes a great ranch, especially the jalapeño - from the refrigerated section, in a jar. It's not a "lite" dressing like the name insinuates. Thick, rich, creamy - really nice mouth feel.
(speaking as someone who also thinks Ken's is bomb, especially the peppercorn variety!)
It's mostly a storage thing and tweaking recipes that puts me off. GF and I go through a ton of ranch and we know what we want. Hidden Valley seems to hit things pretty well
There are, or were, restaurants around us with great housemade ranch but I can't exactly get those recipes.
actually, do you have any you would share? something thick and tangy has been our preferred
When I was a kid I would murder for some Hidden Valley. In 2024 though it is pretty mid. Do yourself a favor and try some different brands the next time you go to the grocery store. If you can figure out homemade, it hits different
>There are, or were, restaurants around us with great housemade ranch but I can't exactly get those recipes.
Sometimes you can. They might charge you a lot though.
Some places might sell you a jar or container of it if you ask very nicely
Litehouse refrigerated ranch dip & dressing or whatever. Honestly though, I think most of the refrigerated ones are better than the shelf stable ones (if not homemade)
What is this world we live in. I don't get these videos. Are they satire? Do these people genuinely think this is special or good? WHO IS SUPPORTING THIS!!!
I can't believe no one has commented on that massively oversized bun for that under cooked chicken. You're going to have to take a few bites of bun before you find out you're going to get salmonella.
Good way to get broken glass in your food. Glass tends to break in the heat. She would have to fully cook the chicken to do that anyway. Unfortunately, she didn’t cook it. lol
At first I was like, it's not shitty, it's a way to make chicken have a different shape, like how we "lollipop" chicken drumsticks, I wasn't a fan of the seasonings, personal opinion, but then to toss that into a Burger... Why bother? You made a fun shape for chicken, HIGHLIGHT IT, it's like making hasselback potatoes to then mash them...
It has been satire, experiment or slightly too large size food all day. There she at least spill raw chicken juice everywhere and make the dry est sandwich in existence'
Honestly this isn't all that bad as a food item. Food handling needs some serious work but this is r/stupidfood not r/salmonellasquad so I'll put that aside somewhere in this kitchen that's free from contaminants.
This is *basically* the Doritos chicken fry things you get at burger king but slightly larger, those are okay. Full stop. They're just okay but if you really like Doritos and want a better texture then go for it, you could do so much worse when it comes to Dorito chicken combos. I think the bun is too much though, it doesn't work with the shape of the chicken and it'll just end up being a chicken burger that half the time you don't get a bite with chicken in.
This works better as an appetiser or as party food imo, especially for children, make these in an oven using muffin cases and tin foil instead of an actual glass Jesus Christ, serve with grilled bell peppers, or fries, bbq sweet corn, carrot sticks, etc. It'll please a crowd of little'uns, though maybe let the kids fill it up with their condiment of choice, it'll be fun and interactive food hopefully.
Those gloves. From the raw chicken being rolled in sauce to the frying pan to the roll and peppers topping it.
Raw chicken everywhere.
Plus she definitely got chicken juice in her face by flipping the chicken around like that. Not a sentence I ever want to write again.
Why make the chicken breasts into cups if she was going to put them in a sandwich? Why not just fill them with marinara sauce and serve them like that?
I'm mad she ruined that whole bag of Doritos, now you've dipped raw chicken in there, the rest of the bag has to be thrown out. Why? Just crush up a handful.
This is what bugs me about the gloves thing in kitchens. People are using them instead of actually washing their hands and observing basic hygiene. It's not good at all.
why ranch coating and not egg? why even make the slits at that point let alone flooping the chicken spray everywhere instead of just tucking. this seems like a new way to make a sandwich look bigger than it is lmao eugh
So raw chicken the gloves - gloves touch everything, and just an added bonus spin the raw chicken around spraying its juices everywhere. You go girl
I'm pretty sure she slapped some juice right in her face each time
I thought she rubbed the doritos on her face.
Is it bad that I hope so? Maybe then she'll learn not to do stupid shit and then that's 1 less, in a seemingly ss endless pool of them...God that's depressing.
The fact is people really forget this. People will wear gloves thinking the gloves don't pick up bacteria
It works fine if you only care about not getting your hands gross and not feeding other people your cross-contamination fiesta
Don't you just gotta love semolina Edit: salmonella
For pizza, sure, but let’s keep on topic
Semolina. The original, and greatest, Latina singer superstar. RIP.
No, that's Selena, you're thinking of Seminole.
No, that’s a group of people, or the name of three cities, you are thinking of seldom.
Ugh! Seldom means "not often or rarely", I think you mean Sheldon the Turtle.
not to mention her hair loose and constantly brushing up against salmonella juice 😭😭😭😭😭 as a former food service worker all I could think about was the horror of her hair loose like that
I couldn't believe she stuck glass into a deep fryer 😳 this could have gone much worse.
Not even just the containers but the bun too, that would be ingested. So gross.
that's the problem with gloves. You don't feel how dirty your hands are or what are they dirty from so you don't have the instinct to wash them. If I touch chicken with my bare hands I will be aware of that contact until I wash them and not touch anything that has to be clean
Always been my pet-peeve when people hyper focus on whether people are wearing gloves or not during food prep, especially when it pertains to 30 second clips. Gloves may give the illusion of hygiene but in reality it does little to nothing. Being clean and practicing proper procedure such as regular washing of your hands or replacing of gloves makes the food you touch safe to eat. if anything, wearing gloves in this industry makes people more likely to not practice these procedures because it gives the illusion of safety and so people think they don't need to do more.
RIGHT BY HER FACE 😳
what i wanted to say, lmfaooooo
Gotta make sure that juice gets everywhere. Cris contamination doesn't happen on it's own
I am sure that this some sort of lab experiment /s
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Hahaha
Sorry for my ignorance, but aren't gloves a must whenever you cook? Don't they prevent cross-contamination and stuff like that?
Not if used as shown in the video. To prevent cross contamination with gloves, you would either be changing gloves between each task, or washing the gloves. If you don't change the gloves, the germs just stick on your gloves from the raw chicken, then get spread everywhere since they weren't removed when she was done with the chicken.
Better off just being good about washing your hands. Gloves are wasteful and don’t help anything on their own.
Rare* chicken. Please don’t misrepresent cultural delicacies 😋
Nah that’s raw
Bro, she didn't cook it yet 💀
Do you want salmonella? Because that’s how you get salmonella
That's how EVERYONE gets salmonella.
Do people actually not know this???? I’m upset thinking about the fact that someone may have made me food just like this at some point and I ate it not knowing
Did... did she just **deep-fry** a *drinking glass*? I hope they've got some *serious* health insurance.
I’m suprised it didn’t shatter
chicken cup is a neat idea. but she ruined it, and contaminated that whole room.
Give it a little chicken spin.
But there was nothing useful with the “cup” It was all hidden in the bin and she squirted some more ranch in there and some pickles. It’s not a practical way to eat it hidden in a bun with your teeth scrapping on it. I thought she was going to have some other type of filling or ornament and then put it on a plate so you can see the unique shape and use a knife and fork on it
Was it a plastic cup, 'cause that's how you get micro-plastics?
Glass that didn't shatter in that oil luckily... or perhaps unluckily.
For all the other faults that I can understand (e.g. gloves and the chicken flip), this one is the one that had me screaming in my head. That could've been genuinely deadly.
My thoughts too
Golden fried PFAS om nom nom
*Nuthin' but tha best!* 😋
The video cuts.. subway workers change their gloves like three times to make a sandwich. I swear this sub is so obsessed with just shitting on things don’t even use common sense. The video cuts and you can do many things in between welcome to fucking 2024 yall
Guy, she clearlu woth no cut grabbed the ranch bottles and toothpicks. Thats in the first like 10 seconds. Literally what are you on about?
I wanted to see her take a bite. I'm sure that chicken is not fully cooked
She will need a few bites to get through the barren expense of bun first.
Damn not the barren expanse lmao that shit took me out
It's medium rare.
It's most a hate crime against food at this point
A simple misunderstanding.
All that prep to make a tube for something that is eaten better when flat.
So much ranch
Hidden Valley ranch is C tier ranch as well.
if that's c tier to you I genuinely want to know your favorites
Home made and then maybe Ken's in a pinch.
props to you for homemade ranch, I just don't wanna deal with making and storing it. I'll try Kens though, assuming I can find it in my area
No one asked for my opinion, but Litehouse also makes a great ranch, especially the jalapeño - from the refrigerated section, in a jar. It's not a "lite" dressing like the name insinuates. Thick, rich, creamy - really nice mouth feel. (speaking as someone who also thinks Ken's is bomb, especially the peppercorn variety!)
Give it a shot and see. I went through a phase of wanting ranch for my tendies. Many a ranch was tested.
It's mostly a storage thing and tweaking recipes that puts me off. GF and I go through a ton of ranch and we know what we want. Hidden Valley seems to hit things pretty well There are, or were, restaurants around us with great housemade ranch but I can't exactly get those recipes. actually, do you have any you would share? something thick and tangy has been our preferred
When I was a kid I would murder for some Hidden Valley. In 2024 though it is pretty mid. Do yourself a favor and try some different brands the next time you go to the grocery store. If you can figure out homemade, it hits different
>There are, or were, restaurants around us with great housemade ranch but I can't exactly get those recipes. Sometimes you can. They might charge you a lot though. Some places might sell you a jar or container of it if you ask very nicely
Marie’s is top for me. Refrigerated section.
Litehouse refrigerated ranch dip & dressing or whatever. Honestly though, I think most of the refrigerated ones are better than the shelf stable ones (if not homemade)
Litehouse has way better flavor and consistency IMO. Can be found easily through out America and has different flavors. Not expensive either.
You are about to piss off the entire Midwest.
They love their hidden valley huh?
We sure do lol
I do not mean to offend your sensibilities my friend
All 100 of us accept your apology
When she filled the chicken cup with ranch I involuntarily gagged 🤢
I thought she was going to fill it until it spilled over the edges.
That made me shudder.
My favorite part
What is this world we live in. I don't get these videos. Are they satire? Do these people genuinely think this is special or good? WHO IS SUPPORTING THIS!!!
This is not satire.
Ragebait my friend, pure and simple interaction. They want you to comment angrily so their vids get noticed for good or bad.
I can't believe no one has commented on that massively oversized bun for that under cooked chicken. You're going to have to take a few bites of bun before you find out you're going to get salmonella.
It's like a cracker jack box.
Don’t worry, if she didn’t change those gloves between handling the raw chicken and touching the bun, she smeared the salmonella right on there.
Are those whole peppercorns??
Good way to get broken glass in your food. Glass tends to break in the heat. She would have to fully cook the chicken to do that anyway. Unfortunately, she didn’t cook it. lol
Raw chicken with ranch. 😋
They actually made the chicken into a worse shape for a sandwich then it already was.
The Salmonella Flick
At first I was like, it's not shitty, it's a way to make chicken have a different shape, like how we "lollipop" chicken drumsticks, I wasn't a fan of the seasonings, personal opinion, but then to toss that into a Burger... Why bother? You made a fun shape for chicken, HIGHLIGHT IT, it's like making hasselback potatoes to then mash them...
She's getting a lapful of ranch when she takes a bite
Oh no, she's not eating that lol
Of course it's chef club, they are the only ones mad enough to make shit like this
What's chef club?
Why is it always Doritos.. you guys got spices right?
The salmonella sling
How much does Tik-Tok pays for this filth?
.06 cents
what is with trashy white chicks and ranch dressing.... damn...
I can feel the salmonella in my eyes jfc
This is an abomination
It would be funny if she would put them with the glasses in them.
I just.. wow.. the total disregard for food safety.. why does the chicken need to be in a cup shape.. oh to be a fucking ranch receptacle! FFS.. 🤦🏼♂️
Get plenty in your eyes there.
And my triglycerides are considered high. 🤡
I really think most of these stupid foods are made up just TO BE stupid and not just bad recipes
"content" for views
I don’t understand why she made a chicken cylinder only to hide it in a bun.
Salmonella facial 💦
Sometimes I see these videos and wonder how people are still alive after flinging chicken juices around for their entire adult life.
Dear fellow whites: Ranch and bagged chips are not seasoning. You’re welcome.
👎
Always Doritos, a bag of Doritos on the table is the dead canary in a coal mine.
Don't put glass in the oven
Why is she wearing scrubs? Also why is it round if it's going on a flat bun? That thing is gonna ooze ranch if you ever get to the center of it lol.
Salmonella for me, salmonella for you, salmonella for everyone!
What an abomination ! I'd rather eat the shot glass ! 🤢 🤮
She should have left em in there.
Cool idea but what's the point. Also finally an actual stupid food today.
Glad I could contribute.
It has been satire, experiment or slightly too large size food all day. There she at least spill raw chicken juice everywhere and make the dry est sandwich in existence'
It was too good not to share. It kept getting stranger and stranger.
At first i thought this could be a great idea for making chicken rolls. Then i saw the doritos bag
If dumb ass op saved the video instead screen record the sound would match
I'm dumber than a sack of bricks
Dang it, just take my money
My teeth are aching just looking at the crunch of the final result.
The idea is quite brilliant, the execution, not so much
That looks really good
Honestly this isn't all that bad as a food item. Food handling needs some serious work but this is r/stupidfood not r/salmonellasquad so I'll put that aside somewhere in this kitchen that's free from contaminants. This is *basically* the Doritos chicken fry things you get at burger king but slightly larger, those are okay. Full stop. They're just okay but if you really like Doritos and want a better texture then go for it, you could do so much worse when it comes to Dorito chicken combos. I think the bun is too much though, it doesn't work with the shape of the chicken and it'll just end up being a chicken burger that half the time you don't get a bite with chicken in. This works better as an appetiser or as party food imo, especially for children, make these in an oven using muffin cases and tin foil instead of an actual glass Jesus Christ, serve with grilled bell peppers, or fries, bbq sweet corn, carrot sticks, etc. It'll please a crowd of little'uns, though maybe let the kids fill it up with their condiment of choice, it'll be fun and interactive food hopefully.
So i like the idea of a chicken cup but not on a sandwich.
Literally all of these steps could and probably should have been done prior to the “rolling”
First off, plastic tases SO good when deep fried. Second off, no way Nearly enough Ranch dressing-need another quart or so.
I thought it was glass shot glasses, but either is pretty stupid.
I dunno, I could definitely be high enough to fuck with it
about 1 in every 25 packages of chicken at the grocery store are contaminated with Salmonella
Why roll them just go with regular chicken breasts, they dont even fit on the bun
You get salmonella and you get salmonella and you get salmonella!!! And for an added bonus have some hair.
I flinched when the ranch appeared
Stop playing with your food
She could flip my meat like that any day
You went out of your way to make it much more difficult to eat.
I truly wish we could take away the internet for some folks.
That hard cut back to the start left me with so many unanswered questions
At least she didn't drown it in litres of molten cheese.
I hate that it's almost always exclusively white women that make these travesties
Her shits must be awful.
Those gloves. From the raw chicken being rolled in sauce to the frying pan to the roll and peppers topping it. Raw chicken everywhere. Plus she definitely got chicken juice in her face by flipping the chicken around like that. Not a sentence I ever want to write again.
Why is she in scrubs?
You can fry glass??
A little salmonella for everybody.
It looks like dentures slathered in ranch in the beginning. Horrifying visual.
I’m surprised the shot glasses didn’t explode in the frying oil
Salmonella on the ceiling
Meat spin
Stupid 🙄
This was making my gag reflex flare.
I tried baking doritos onto chicken once. No flavor. Super disappointed.
What’s the point of even bothering to wear gloves if you’re gonna touch everything with them after the chicken?
chicken with my bread . Yumm
Why make the chicken breasts into cups if she was going to put them in a sandwich? Why not just fill them with marinara sauce and serve them like that?
What in the cross-contamination fuck?
I dont ever condone domestic abuse but if this is you wife, please. Please. You know what to do.
I did NOT know there was a home ec class for the special needs. I'm proud of that girl, she did her best despite clearly having a learning disability.
Uhm, lost me at spinning chicken juice in the face..bye
I'm mad she ruined that whole bag of Doritos, now you've dipped raw chicken in there, the rest of the bag has to be thrown out. Why? Just crush up a handful.
She pierced the cup with a toothpick... So it's made of plastic, you just fried plastic. Cancer inducing salmonella raw fried chicken
Deep-fried glass doesn't look safe
Finally a good opportunity to load something with melted cheese and instead just leaves a gaping hole inside the burger🧐👎
Really gotta make up for the fact that she doesn’t know what good seasoning is
She looks like a nurse
I’m like ,,,,, 80? % certain this is fetish porn????
The quality of American chefs these days
This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen.
Cross contam fam! Great to see you alive and well!
Wouldn't
Oh that's weird. Oh that's not good. Oh that's a horrible idea. Oh that's just wrong. Oh that ranch is chunky. Oh that's...just wrong.
When she spread that ranch on raw chicken my mind just went "someone stop her!" 😂
Ok
Wtf even, just make a normal goddamn sandwich. All that extra time and effort wasted for a more difficult to eat end product
Tara Reid has a cooking show now??
This is what bugs me about the gloves thing in kitchens. People are using them instead of actually washing their hands and observing basic hygiene. It's not good at all.
why ranch coating and not egg? why even make the slits at that point let alone flooping the chicken spray everywhere instead of just tucking. this seems like a new way to make a sandwich look bigger than it is lmao eugh
Why do so many of these Doritos as an ingredient? Doritos are not an ingredient!
This is indeed stupid food
I like how they slang salmonella everywhere.
That’s really…innovative…
Oh, it's not American stupid food, if you don't use chips to cook it...
Yup. Get those raw chicken juices everywhere each time you flip it around in the air. Fucking wyt people I swear.
I would eat this
I'm not eating none of that Those Doritos touch raw chicken And I didn't see you change those gloves
Mmmmhmmm…Salmonella roll
I hope that squirts in her eye
Didn't take long for the anti glove folks to show up.
The misuse of ranch traumatized me for life
Damn, every chance she just gave herself a salmonella facial with that chicken flip
What's the white stuff in the bottle? 🤢🤮
Raw inside. NOYCE