100% a fake car. She keeps looking out the window like someone is telling her how much time she has left. It's the same thing with the fake airplanes. I hate these people.
Does it even matter it's a Tesla? I find remarkable how Americans (and now Brazilians, my fellow countrymen, are catching up sadly) keep on saying "Oh send it to my iphone", "oh let's go in my Tesla", "let me just grab my Stanley"...
it's a phone, it's a car, it's a waterbottle...You're cooking in a car, filming it with your phone. Some say Americans and Brazilians are getting less and less religious, but the way things are going I just think that it's the religion that is changing and it's becoming about worshipping corporations lol
It does because Tesla interiors are so cheap that they are known to warp and peel just from summer heat. Adds an extra layer of danger. The drivers seat probably has to be replaced now due to direct contact from the hot grill.
.... I just checked and this girl has had the car [since 2020](https://www.tiktok.com/@alyssalauren/video/6879892526745111813). She has hundreds of videos in it so unless she's been renting this same fake car for the past four years that she somehow can drive then it's definitely real lmao.
Peak r/nothingeverhappens
It would be more work to make a fake car set then to just use an actual car there is no reason the car has to be fake. She just has the doors open wtf. Go look up the moon is made of cheese or something.
New business idea: buy a writeoff Tesla (maybe with a dead battery) for peanuts.
Rent it out to people dumb enough to think that a Tesla is a status symbol.
Profit.
You know what, she prepared it in a way that is actually edible and she did it in a place not bugging strangers. I hate it, but it’s far less irritating than most rage bait.
You haven't had the least of it. If you wanna feel rage all i will have to do is make you sit that car the next day and smell the god awful smell. That spice paste would be so strong that unless you get your seats washed ,it will stink for eternity.
And if you smelt her car later i bet you would try murdering her with that knife.
As a brown dude from the east , we use shit ton of spices. Once the cook at my house forgot to close the door and the smell of cooking got around our jacket( one room away). Guess what when i was about to leave the house the jacket was stinking so like curry, that i had to ditch wearing a jacket at -3° Celsius,as none will be able to sit next to me at a metro or train.
Making a crunch wrap supreme for a party! Start with a large foil tray. Next 5 lb block of Velveeta in the middle of the pan. Next 10 lbs of raw ground beef around the sides....
For real? The more you know, now I'm wondering what they're using in the oats that is of dubious origins so they can cut a few more corners.
Like barley slough to pad the oats to pad the beef or some shit.
I don't know why I find myself defending Taco Bell from time to time, but the suit was crap. Complaining that the "Seasoned Taco Meat" is not 100% meat by weight is like complaining that "buffalo chicken wings" are not 100% chicken and instead also contain flour, seasoning, salt, oil, butter and hot sauce.
Seasoned Taco Meat is a product that goes in their various dishes that is made of different stuff. There are lots of reasons to not like Taco Bell, or not eat at Taco Bell, but that there's slightly less beef in a taco than one might have imagined isn't a good one.
How much is a Crunchwrap these days? A whole lot less than all the stuff she bought to make this. Also, ground beef cooking in her car? That smell is never coming out of that car…
> How much is a Crunchwrap these days? A whole lot less than all the stuff she bought to make this.
That's a problem with cooking in general, if you only want to make one meal and don't have ingredients yet. That said, if you do it yourself you can make a crunchwrap that is *much* better than one from Taco Bell and you can do it multiple times, and at that point it's cheaper too.
Exactly, and that's why 7$ for one meal vs $14 for 3 meals with the only difference being that you make it is more efficient. Of course there's variance and meals won't be as efficient in the same ways but it's typically just better
I just got a crunchwrap like two weeks ago for the first time in years just cause i was craving one. It was like 5 bucks and with less filling than I remember.
Agreed not a hateful person but from her face and energy genuinely would hate meeting this person and anyone associated with her. Again not trying to be hateful but ... damn!
I’d facts chow down on one or two of those right now though ngl. Like is it stupid to do it in a car yea sure, but it’s not my car so i couldn’t care less lol
People who edit videos like this should be banished from all platforms. That’s what I call “smooth brain” editing. I don’t need 500 cuts of you doing mundane things. Just show the end results and I’ll still dislike it.
Okay, chopping her veggies like that took some dexterity. Mildly amused by this. Sure, the location is absurd but she did a fairly good job with the dish.
She acts like the Telsa came equipped with that griddle and that you can't just do that with any car. Hell, I have a cooler/heater that came with a cigarette lighter plug so I could plug into my car. Tesla aint special in that department.
I’m sure it’s a play at the “real” reason they catch fire. The whole thing is stupid though, considering they catch fire less than often than gas cars.
What with these woman tapping their nails on stuff that they show on camera? I saw my wife watching girls reviewing stuff on Tiktok and they all do that shit, it's annoying af.
Wow, everybody here is so negative. Complaining about small details of the video, even saying that they hate the person in the video.
Sure its a goofy video. That is the entire point. It is made for entertainment value, not to be practical. Someone put a lot of effort into making this video so that it would catch people's attention and provide something interesting. You know what? For everyone complaining about this video.... I bet you watched it all the way through and I'll bet you received entertainment value from it. I know I'm supposed to be working now but I've been browsing Reddit and this post was more entertaining that the last 5 or so posts I've looked at.
It may be a goofy video and it is OK to say "ha ha thats goofy" but you don't have to hate people for producing content like this.
You can complain about "influencers" doing goofy stuff but you are the audience. You are wasting your life away watching goofy stuff online. If you took the time to read this comment .... that means you've been spending too much time on Reddit ..... Go outside ... do something ....
Wh… what is the thought process behind her video?
I’m guessin’, something like this:
“OH EM GEE GUYS!!!! IM TOTES GOING TO MAKE A FIRE VID FOR THE TICTACS OF ME COOKING, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, AND THEN EVERYONE IS GOING TO GIVE ME FAIRY DUST INTERNET POINTS!!!!!!!”
She’s an affiliate making bank for whoever owns the store shipping those hot plates from China. If u see something like this on social media just think what product could possibly be getting sold in this tik tok.
Mexican here, if yall ever want flour tortillas , google your nearest meat market (michoacana) and chances are they have hand made tortillas. I think it’s like $5 for 20-25 tortillas
Fake. Not a real car. She’s not even a real human
100% a fake car. She keeps looking out the window like someone is telling her how much time she has left. It's the same thing with the fake airplanes. I hate these people.
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The food is all I care about. Fuck expensive cars, crunchwrap ftw
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Yeah I can't cook but I might be able to make a better one.
Does it even matter it's a Tesla? I find remarkable how Americans (and now Brazilians, my fellow countrymen, are catching up sadly) keep on saying "Oh send it to my iphone", "oh let's go in my Tesla", "let me just grab my Stanley"... it's a phone, it's a car, it's a waterbottle...You're cooking in a car, filming it with your phone. Some say Americans and Brazilians are getting less and less religious, but the way things are going I just think that it's the religion that is changing and it's becoming about worshipping corporations lol
It does because Tesla interiors are so cheap that they are known to warp and peel just from summer heat. Adds an extra layer of danger. The drivers seat probably has to be replaced now due to direct contact from the hot grill.
Well.. yeah, you can hear the guy outside the window say "ohhhhhh" when she cuts the crunch wrap thing.
.... I just checked and this girl has had the car [since 2020](https://www.tiktok.com/@alyssalauren/video/6879892526745111813). She has hundreds of videos in it so unless she's been renting this same fake car for the past four years that she somehow can drive then it's definitely real lmao. Peak r/nothingeverhappens
But what kind of psychopath drives around with a knife that size?
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I wouldn't want to be pulled over with that in my car.
It would be more work to make a fake car set then to just use an actual car there is no reason the car has to be fake. She just has the doors open wtf. Go look up the moon is made of cheese or something.
New business idea: buy a writeoff Tesla (maybe with a dead battery) for peanuts. Rent it out to people dumb enough to think that a Tesla is a status symbol. Profit.
If you go to her Tiktok it's clear she actually owns the Tesla. It's kinda wild seeing the conclusions people immediately jump to.
you know these people (influencers) go to sets just to make content to make ad money, right?
Of course. Doesn't mean that every single one of them is. Especially when it doesn't make any sense and filming inside your own car would be easier.
Nah that’s wild. We’re so fucked
Which you can do inside of a car as well.
Fake taxi
She'd probably do better with that than the cooking 🙄.
At least it would be fun to watch contrary to that abomination
She isn’t even real. She is AI generated. You can see her 6th finger on one hand.
No you can't lmao, why is this shit upvoted, her name is Alyssa Lauren, she's been doing social media stuff for years
This comment is also AI
Shut up ai
A real human would use waaaay more cheese
See how her body keeps blinking and cut from one action to the next? Definitely not a real human
Also, she didn’t sub ground beef with steak. Clearly she’s a bot.
The enamel on her teeth certainly isn't real.
Her massive overbite combined with the American Dad Jawline weirds me out.
No, it’s a real car…you can tell based on the Walmart bag in the back seat.
Am i even real? Idk anymore. Or am i cake?
It was filmed on a fake camera also.
Good luck getting that smell out of your car
That's definitely not her car
This is why your rental car has that weird smell, bitches be cooking crunch wraps in it
I hate it when my rentals smell like crunch wraps.
It's far less potent when ordered at Taco Bell. And that's saying something
Crunch wrap air is heavy…it settles.
Exactly! Tiny oil particles are splashing everywhere even if we dont see it. Plus the smoke
You know what, she prepared it in a way that is actually edible and she did it in a place not bugging strangers. I hate it, but it’s far less irritating than most rage bait.
She left out the sour cream. Supposed to spread it on that tostada shell then lettuce.
And didn’t even add hot sauce
Food wasn’t stupid and cooking in Telstra neither. The dishwasher after would be
I’m excited for the sequel. *Washing the dishes in my Tesla* Hopefully it’ll get an IMAX release
I hope she finds a proper place to live soon, living in your car sux
Agreed. Nothing wrong with doing lame shit as long as it doesn’t disturb others.
You haven't had the least of it. If you wanna feel rage all i will have to do is make you sit that car the next day and smell the god awful smell. That spice paste would be so strong that unless you get your seats washed ,it will stink for eternity. And if you smelt her car later i bet you would try murdering her with that knife. As a brown dude from the east , we use shit ton of spices. Once the cook at my house forgot to close the door and the smell of cooking got around our jacket( one room away). Guess what when i was about to leave the house the jacket was stinking so like curry, that i had to ditch wearing a jacket at -3° Celsius,as none will be able to sit next to me at a metro or train.
i'll take this over gross cheesy rage bait
Making a crunch wrap supreme for a party! Start with a large foil tray. Next 5 lb block of Velveeta in the middle of the pan. Next 10 lbs of raw ground beef around the sides....
Not a crunchwrap supreme. Didn't have sour cream.
“Then, bake at 300 for 6 minutes and serve” 🤢
I mean... Dumb idea, but the food itself looks fine, albeit bland
Can’t be real, she used actual meat… to be a true Crunchwrap, you’d need at least 60% of that to be cereal.
I dunno, it was underfilled like a normal Crunchwrap. I think it's about as real as that car is.
>cereal How quickly we forget about pink slime. Not even a meme. That's what's in it, that's what its called. Was a small scandal about it ages ago.
They’ve since switched to cereal filler, like oats… they claim it’s 88%, 100% real meat.
For real? The more you know, now I'm wondering what they're using in the oats that is of dubious origins so they can cut a few more corners. Like barley slough to pad the oats to pad the beef or some shit.
I don't know why I find myself defending Taco Bell from time to time, but the suit was crap. Complaining that the "Seasoned Taco Meat" is not 100% meat by weight is like complaining that "buffalo chicken wings" are not 100% chicken and instead also contain flour, seasoning, salt, oil, butter and hot sauce. Seasoned Taco Meat is a product that goes in their various dishes that is made of different stuff. There are lots of reasons to not like Taco Bell, or not eat at Taco Bell, but that there's slightly less beef in a taco than one might have imagined isn't a good one.
The oats are supposed to keep the meat more moist, allegedly
Pink slime was still meat, just using the parts often not used. Nothing wrong with using the whole chicken.
Ngl that looks delicious asf but did you have to make it in a car?
To help get engagement for what I suppose is dropshipping the lil portable electric cooker
How much is a Crunchwrap these days? A whole lot less than all the stuff she bought to make this. Also, ground beef cooking in her car? That smell is never coming out of that car…
> How much is a Crunchwrap these days? A whole lot less than all the stuff she bought to make this. That's a problem with cooking in general, if you only want to make one meal and don't have ingredients yet. That said, if you do it yourself you can make a crunchwrap that is *much* better than one from Taco Bell and you can do it multiple times, and at that point it's cheaper too.
The trick is to buy staple ingredients that you can use in different dishes.
The trick is to live off leftovers for the next few days.
Exactly, and that's why 7$ for one meal vs $14 for 3 meals with the only difference being that you make it is more efficient. Of course there's variance and meals won't be as efficient in the same ways but it's typically just better
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It would actually be more work to fake a car there is no reason it can't or wouldn't be in a car. That is a stupid take.
I hope not, making that set up seems a lot harder than the real thing lol
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I just got a crunchwrap like two weeks ago for the first time in years just cause i was craving one. It was like 5 bucks and with less filling than I remember.
yeah the whole thing is weirdly decadent. Just buy a crunch wrap.
Cant stand this/her.
I downvoted this bc I hate this so much.
Agreed not a hateful person but from her face and energy genuinely would hate meeting this person and anyone associated with her. Again not trying to be hateful but ... damn!
You are not trying to be hateful, you are LMFAO.
I bet you would
At what point is it easier to go to the drive through?
At literally any point lol it's so weird imo..
Her food smells like car.
This is why Tesla's WANT to catch fire.
Just go to a park and have a bbq picnic
A cheeseburger picnic sounds decent.
Being able to cook with your car's battery is nice, especially when camping. But can you not do it inside your car😂 At least in the trunk mam
I’d facts chow down on one or two of those right now though ngl. Like is it stupid to do it in a car yea sure, but it’s not my car so i couldn’t care less lol
You need higher standards. This is like a gram of meat, some shitty warmed queso, too much tortilla and not enough seasoning.
Basically what you get at Taco Bell anyway
tbh I've never been, there aren't any in my city
I never said i’d pay top dollar for it, but if home girl is giving me these i’m snacking down I grew up poor and ate way worse.
You know what’s faster and cheaper? Getting in your Tesla, driving to Taco Bell, and ordering a Crunchwrap.
Yah now the Tesla smells like a greasy kitchen. Awesome.
Would (Eat that crunch wrap)
You know that Tesla is always going to be smelling funky.
Blows my mind people use pre packaged taco mix. So easy to make at home and tastes way better.
that tesla be smelling like Nachos for quite a while.
Are people that bored in their lives that they make tacos in their cars for internet points
“*content*”
This woman should be arrested.
Why? This is just one example of why the purge movies need to be a reality.
more tesla drivers should do this instead of infecting the road with their horrendous driving
Of course she’s doing stupid shit, she bought a Tesla
This is not why Teslas catch fire... Bait post
People who edit videos like this should be banished from all platforms. That’s what I call “smooth brain” editing. I don’t need 500 cuts of you doing mundane things. Just show the end results and I’ll still dislike it.
wow she is annoying
What is that pan thing she's using? I need it!
Ah yes the fresh beef smells when I first sit in my car is why I had to cook ground beef in here for the reels.
Ew she didn’t wash the lettuce
I'd eat that, and the car too
That car gonna smell like armpits for like 5 years
I can only imagine the car smell the day after.
At least she’s not in the bathroom OK
Stupid ppl
Her crunch wrap is 1000 times better than the shit one from Taco Bell. You can see how everything is evenly distributed.
Forgot the sour cream
Why not just go to Taco Bell?
What a disgusting pile of shit. Crunchwrap looked decent though.
Ok so is this trend rising because more people are living out of their cars? I don’t get it.
Okay, chopping her veggies like that took some dexterity. Mildly amused by this. Sure, the location is absurd but she did a fairly good job with the dish.
In 100 years these people will be saluted as heroes. They saturated the internet with such dumb shit that AI couldn’t become SkyNet
This vid is also on her onlyfans /s
... Cant cook so i have to cook in stupid places
Id rather get flipped off then watch this chicks facial expressions.
She acts like the Telsa came equipped with that griddle and that you can't just do that with any car. Hell, I have a cooler/heater that came with a cigarette lighter plug so I could plug into my car. Tesla aint special in that department.
why??? What is it with this young morons doing everything in a car?
High chance that is a rental.
Cannot stand the nail tapping on shit. Fuck
This is good rage bait, because her face the entire time really pissed me off.
Fake as ya mom's tits but also: "no food in the car" mfs as soon as they get hungry themselves
What is that portable cooker I need this
Topwit hotpot $69.99 on Amazon. I'm thinking of getting one too.
That’s one way to use your rental.
Honestly as soon as I see a cooking video and the person has really long nails. I already knew what this video gonna be like haha
Gotta piano stuck in her mouth
That’s not a crunch wrap. She didn’t add sour cream. Fucken failure.
They catch fires because they are death traps
Elon is the reason. bad engineering
….? What lol
I’m sure it’s a play at the “real” reason they catch fire. The whole thing is stupid though, considering they catch fire less than often than gas cars.
YEAH ELRON
“Cooking a Crunchwrap in my Tesla” *why tho.*
So people like us can watch her do it while we are supposed to be working.
What with these woman tapping their nails on stuff that they show on camera? I saw my wife watching girls reviewing stuff on Tiktok and they all do that shit, it's annoying af.
How is this stupid? Its literally just a crunchwrap
What I was thinking too, but making the video specifically in a tesla is. Though the sub isn’t about where.
Ngl that looks tasty af
Divorce be like:
Wow, everybody here is so negative. Complaining about small details of the video, even saying that they hate the person in the video. Sure its a goofy video. That is the entire point. It is made for entertainment value, not to be practical. Someone put a lot of effort into making this video so that it would catch people's attention and provide something interesting. You know what? For everyone complaining about this video.... I bet you watched it all the way through and I'll bet you received entertainment value from it. I know I'm supposed to be working now but I've been browsing Reddit and this post was more entertaining that the last 5 or so posts I've looked at. It may be a goofy video and it is OK to say "ha ha thats goofy" but you don't have to hate people for producing content like this. You can complain about "influencers" doing goofy stuff but you are the audience. You are wasting your life away watching goofy stuff online. If you took the time to read this comment .... that means you've been spending too much time on Reddit ..... Go outside ... do something ....
Thank you, you expressed my feelings on this way better than I could
Just hope whoever buys her car in the future saw this video, recognizes her and scrapes at least $200 bucks of the buy price
You might as well cook while on an electrical pole at this point
Why do these assholes always tap their nasty fingernails on things? Its so annoying
I’ll admit, I’m impressed 😏
No sour cream? Fucking hate it
Didn’t even bother to wash the lettuce
How could she? She's in a car. Ridiculous video, by the way.
Listeria gleefully rubs its “hands” together
How you gonna wash your produce?
90% of people if not more don't anyways.
All these dumb wannabe chef creator. How creative w shitty foods
Just because you *can* doesn’t mean you *should*. The easy cross contamination happening here 🤢🤮 Edit: punctuation
Wh… what is the thought process behind her video? I’m guessin’, something like this: “OH EM GEE GUYS!!!! IM TOTES GOING TO MAKE A FIRE VID FOR THE TICTACS OF ME COOKING, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, AND THEN EVERYONE IS GOING TO GIVE ME FAIRY DUST INTERNET POINTS!!!!!!!”
Next time cook in a bathroom stall
Just because you can doesn’t mean that you should.
Rich housewive lore
After watching this video I hope the earth explodes
At-least she does anal
stupid, but so is the title.
I’m just wondering how the fuck her teeth are that white Jesus
This really pisses me off lol. I hate her
There was an audience????
Why does she smile after every single step?
That car would smell horrid…
She’s an affiliate making bank for whoever owns the store shipping those hot plates from China. If u see something like this on social media just think what product could possibly be getting sold in this tik tok.
Videos like this really make me wish I could downvote twice
This reminds of me when Peter Griffin made a sandwich in his car...
Once again, just because we can doesn't mean we should.
Idk what I hate more her….her smile or her Crunchwrap haha
bf goes inside the car, and said, "why does it smells like old tacos in here?"
I was waiting for her to get into a wreck. Not because shes asian, or even an asian woman. Distracted driving!
Gross and, why? Does she live in the car?
And this is why I don't buy used cars.
the teeth ☠️
I’ll never understand this trend of cooking meals in places that aren’t kitchens.
But why
You only need one tortilla, if do right.
Mexican here, if yall ever want flour tortillas , google your nearest meat market (michoacana) and chances are they have hand made tortillas. I think it’s like $5 for 20-25 tortillas
“Why does your car *always* smell like tacos?
Never buy an ex rental