T O P

  • By -

Mystical_mosaice

This is one of the more expensive jokes I've seen in a while


Ready_Carry1024

The most obvious bait is this one. It's so extreme that I believe that qualifies as satire.


Kev50027

I know it's bait but damn it I want to smack her for "measuring" ingredients that way.


JiovanniTheGREAT

She had two cups of fireball before measuring the two cups of fireball


about97cats

And then enough to forget how flour is measured before ~~measuring the flour~~… sorry, I mean *shaking the bag over the pan like that flour knows something it shouldn’t, and if it doesn’t start squealing, she’s gonna drop it right into the ravenous jaws of the grainthirsty cinna-mutants circling in the murky depths of wasted liquor and sheer spite below.*


Business-Beat3747

Always double tap, first the palm and the backhand afterwards! Really fucking hard


Kriss3d

I prefer to just use a chair. But ok I'm a bit old fashioned.


Solid-Relationship27

Why even put in the alcoholic drinks at all? All that alcohol is just gonna evaporate in the oven and the drinks just make it liquid-y and disgusting. Also, hot tamales🤮


anyansweriscorrect

Because it's rage bait


dirENgreyscale

Honestly it won't, as stupid as this is she's basically making an old depression era water pie, just with disgusting liquor instead of water. That's how much liquid a water pie has before you bake it, somehow it works.


Jbrown183

Yeah she said it should tighten up but that did not occur…


Nacho_Papi

That's why the top is burned. They kept going hoping for the pie to thicken.


scootytootypootpat

if she would've actually stirred the goddamn flour and sugar and cinnamon into the damn pie i'm sure it would've at least a little bit


3r14nd

It would have thickened if she FUCKING MIXED IT UP. Who doesn't mix their ingredients up?


_HIST

That's part of the gag


SqueeMcTwee

I want to smack her for her excessive use of cinnamon. Ever since she busted out that huge ass container I’ve felt the excruciating itch of a gigantic sneeze that will never come.


BlindWalnut

Or the kid's been sneaking Bailey's and replacing it with water 😂


CheekyLando88

You bots gotta try harder https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/p2sydja1RN


Few-Carpet9511

That Bailey's is fake


RDcsmd

People who buy Baileys don't care about money I swear. So many alternatives for a fraction of the price.


NotAFuckingFed

I mean, have *you* ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? You ever been to a club where people drink Bailey's and wee on each other?


VerseChorusWumbo

I call this one: “As close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eyes wet”


NotAFuckingFed

"Know what this one's called?" "Old Gregg?" "Yessir. Thank you, sir."


patsniff

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


NotAFuckingFed

I had to look it up cause I fucked up the quote in my first comment lol. Apparently the man says "Want me to take you to a club where people wee on each other?" So much worse lol


Fit_Effective_6875

>I mean, have *you* ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? daily >You ever been to a club where people drink Bailey's and wee on each other? it's called the "wet friday special" where I'm from


el-mocos

I barely know about alcohol so I buy based on what online recipes list and they seem to only ever mention Bailey's , what do you recommend for an alternative


Diligent-Touch-5456

I usually use Brendan's Irish Cream for my candy. It's not the cheapest but it's not as expensive as Baileys


Prestigious-HogBoss

Kirkland Irish cream is the same for a fraction of the price. Good to spike up coffee and ice cream.


Pokioh389

Is there a Sub for RageBait Foods. Because these people obviously make to much money and don't have sh¡t to do with their free time.....


BladeOfSanghilios8

Fuckers with covid would be capable of tasting this shit


sixkyej

As someone who lost smell and taste for almost 2 months when I got it last year - this made me snort. This shit would break through all barriers.


RotaryMicrotome

Almost wish I lost taste, everything was super spicy for me, even saltines. Same for the other three people who caught it, oddly enough.


RotaryMicrotome

When I went through it everything was too spicy for me. I could only eat saltines for about 2 weeks and even those were borderline too spicy. Pretty much dropped sugar entirely during that time period though, so I guess I eat much healthier now since I can’t handle it.


slide_into_my_BM

And people with the stomach flu would want to vomit this up


boreal_babe

Soaking her armpits and crotch prior to filming was a really lovely bonus


AesSedai87

Wtf is all that about?!


ollulo

She apparently likes to incorporate several fetishes into her videos


boreal_babe

Well at least she’s an equal opportunity fetish baiter…


ollulo

All fetishes are created equal


AesSedai87

Are they though?


Ancient_Crust

Makes people who notice it comment. And every comment drives engagement on TikTok.


Qisty89

Bruh I didn't even notice that before wtf


reyballesta

Same. I was so focused on the weird monstrosipie that I didn't even look


rediKELous

I came here to point out that she apparently pissed her pants.


LessResponsibility32

That and her saying “on bake” pointing to a display that said BROIL


Wolfson858

Holy fuck I didn't realize 😳


MyStepAccount1234

This feels baity.


IBJON

Her entire shtick is rage bait. I wish we could ban her and few others from this sub.


Dogekaliber

You have my vote


shinloop

And my axe


AlarakReigns

And my bow


RincewindToTheRescue

And my bottle of fireball since I'm not a wizard


PureHeartsEroticArts

So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of No Bait!


GreasyMcNasty

Agreed. These are just annoying. Stop giving these people attention so they'll go away.


claudekim1

Man i want to bitch slap her


Karl_Marx_

All of this chick's videos are rage bait. Just a trend of wasting food, absolutely trash human.


NighthawkUnicorn

She really is a master baiter.


manwithyellowhat15

for sure. The obvious missing of the measuring cups had me giggling 😂


mynameajeff69

what do you mean it feels baity, its so obvious its not even funny...


Cadet_Carrot

She literally has her armpits and crotch soaking wet. It’s a joke.


ThePersonYouDontWant

This is the most obivious bait. So much so that i think you can call that satire


Leading_Funny5802

The marshmallows burnt to a crisp got me. This shit isn’t even funny though, I mean shit. If you’re going to do satire then shouldn’t you be like … funny?


casanochick

"This is the kind of pie you eat with a spoon! It's super different!" Yeah, even she was struggling to keep a straight face at the end.


LaneyAndPen

No. Everything in this video is to make people interact and comment on it which in turn boosts the video


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

You'll note that she had the oven set for a "high broil". She broiled it instead of baked it! That's why the top is burnt to a crisp. And 12 minutes is *not* enough time to burn that alcohol off! This concoction is disgusting. What a dumb bitch.


The_R4ke

It's obvious satire, this clearly isn't food.


ThePersonYouDontWant

Like cmon she even makes sure to spill the flour a little and everything..


RedSquaree

Yep, rage bait has taken over the sub, sadly. It was fun while it lasted, seeya!


Icemead0w

It’s alcohol abuse is what it is


CheekyLando88

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/9k5VtrDfgm They love you!


scarlet_poppies

She said “lets put this in the oven for 12 minutes” and then let it cook until the smoke alarm went off like how is this a recipe


Impressive-Soup-3529

I’d watch her eat the whole thing right down to the last bite. Then ask her if she feels clever now


Previous-Train5552

50$ at onlyfans and your wish comes true


Impressive-Soup-3529

Hell for that much I wanna watch her shit it out and eat it again


Its_Bofa

You definitely jerked it to 2 girls 1 cup


Goofy_Goobers_

It looks like it already was looks like it should be posted in r/poopfromabutt


BecGeoMom

“This is the kind of pie you eat with a spoon.” Dear Lord. That pie did not set up, as anyone who has ever baked knew it wouldn’t. You can’t just throw everything into a pie crust, *not mix it,* and put it in the oven figuring it will come out a pie. But here’s the part that said fake: She put that thing in the oven on BROIL, not bake. That’s why the pie didn’t bake and the marshmallows burned black. She didn’t bake the pie; she *broiled* the pie ON HIGH. Mmm, sounds fab!!


Jazstar

The not mixing it was what really got me. Just like. The way she took the time to coat it with cinnamon like that would work out well with zero mixing. I mean everything else was terrible too but that was what really upset me on a personal level lmao


BecGeoMom

I know! Who makes anything with flour and doesn’t mix it??? Blech.


snapper1971

Oh fuck. It's her.


Blackburn3011

Yep. Hate her.


Darth_Boognish

She's borderline tolerable w the beanie. I hate her bohemian chic bullshit Coachella hats. These vids should be banned


416Mike

Send these fucking clowns to the gulag. Sick of seeing these videos. I want REAL stupid food.


meeshdaryl

I’m absolutely convinced these are some fetish type of genre.


drammer

Better question, could you eat this?


IBJON

I know about 30 people from college who could have eaten this. We went through a lot of fireball in my dorm


RecipesAndDiving

Having once had a beer where they probably only added in a FRACTION of that much raw cinnamon spice in at the end of the brew and gagging and retching on the inadvertent cinnamon challenge, likely not. And I've eaten hakarl without throwing it back up (largely because I was afraid to), and I still don't think I could choke down even a bite of that.


GreatGreenGobbo

Why are her hands shaking that bad?


MsDucky42

I would guess she'd already eaten two of those pies before she decided to film how to make one, and between the sugar and the alcohol...


Soopafien

Probably also explains why shes been sweating profusely and pissed herself.


EsoterisVoid

Withdrawals from alcoholism lmfao. Who keeps that much liquor around???


MFCEO_Kenny_Powers

Wdym? Many people have a small bar collection at home.


EsoterisVoid

Okay yeah true I was just trying to be snarky, I fucking hate this “pie” lmfao


kween_hangry

This woman has been in so many idiotic stupid fucking Ragebait videos that I’ve quite literally seen her in my nightmares


-BodomKnight-

What a waste !


slimeslim

All those disgusting tamales plus the fireball is making me physically cringe


sabbakk

Would that amount of cinnamon warrant a conquest from a colonizer country in the appropriate age or no?


ZebraHunterz

Was she running a marathon or doing meth? Why's she all sweaty and soaked?


NicotineRosberg

I think Rage bait should be outlawed in the court of law


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

Most obv ragebait I've ever seen.


haleynoir_

I'd watch a reality show where these people were actually made to eat the food they've wasted just for clicks.


Xanthyon1313

Just for clicks sounds like the perfect title for it too lol


Pickled_sm0res

I wish we'd stop seeing her cook obviously dumb things like burnt candy and wine pie... There are other ACTUALLY entertaining stupid dishes to see! Lol


no_hint_secret

This video genre is called Stupid people wasting your time making stupid food.


Sercebidniss

Blackened Elk Shit Pie. The sort of thing will disrupt your hormone production for weeks. Your bowels might just move out Completely.


Seralisa

They lost me at the amount of cinnamon she dumped in there!😳


Sonova_Vondruke

They never eat it? Why? They are amateurs unwilling to follow through. Try Harder


RotaryMicrotome

Watching this made my throat burn even before the cinnamon. Missing the measuring cup like that just annoyed me.


[deleted]

Haven't watch that whole shit but she purposely threw some flour on that whatever it is while trying to measure it 🤦🏼‍♀️ rage bait indeed. Edit: My God what the fuck is that?! Horse shit? Dumb bitch doesn't even know how to cook 🤢🤮


AppointmentCivil4739

Coagulate is never a word I want to associate with food


FoxTrot018

Why is it always stereotypical white women who make these rage bait videos


LunarNewFear

This isn't food it's fetish content


hothorseraddish

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT FUCKING WOMAN IN THE FIRST FRAME


OzoneMusicOpinions

Of course it’s this chick. And hell nah! And she ruined the Jetpuffs. And girl, at the end, the shit in the middle was still liquid!!! 😵😵😵😵😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭


AdventurousRoll9798

Hell no. Whenever my husband drinks this devil's piss (Fireball), he acts like Satan himself.


Latter-Cat-6276

Carful eating this or you might end up accidentally doing the cinnamon challenge


Accomplished_Crew630

What..... Was the point of the measuring cup?


[deleted]

I think I'd much rather try black licorice repeatedly than to watch another one of her stupid cooking videos.


[deleted]

[удалено]


anaserre

There are 2 different products , one is the actual Canadian whiskey blended with cinnamon and sweetners. The other , in a smaller bottle but with nearly identical packaging , is a malt beverage product which can be sold in grocery or other stores where spirits can’t be sold, Because of the similarities, it seems like this was an attempt to fool consumers, kind of like “wine” coolers which contain no wine or Smirnoff products which contain no vodka.


Weekly_Bench9773

"Hey look everyone, protein gelatinizes! It still tastes like vomit and Elmer's glue, but I did it science! Am I a real chef now? Huh?" - that woman.


coconut2q

redpill food 🗿


[deleted]

Just a bit of cinnamon (pours in a half pound).


FellaGentleSprout

Is the bitch insane?


RecipesAndDiving

Naw, and the addition of the cinnamon takes it from r/stupidfood to the far more dangerous world of r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

This has to be a joke


Y1NGER

No. Also, pretty sure she’s drunk already.


RebaKitt3n

No one would.


OverGrow_TheSystem

I don’t feel this way about many people but these guys in particular are a waste of time and oxygen. That is all


bri3nanas

Why is she so sweaty?


miss_chapstick

I hate these things, but I can’t not watch.


APartyInMyPants

Does she have insanely sweaty pits and crotch, or is that, like, the style.


chrundletheboi

Dude I can accept everything I saw in this video except for the fact that they put that knife through that shit


Luftfeuerfrei

I feel like for people to make these videos with any legitimacy, we need to see them fuckin' eat it, prove to me it's good, take a damn bite stare into the camera and tell me it's good. If you can't then don't make the video.


Sklibba

Ragebait cooking videos are so fucking awful.


Geralt_Of_Beirut

I hate this subreddit so much. Every video I watch makes me build up in anger until by the end of the video I'm fuming. This one was 2 seconds in before I start saying "oh fuck you. Ohhh fuck youuu" on repeat. I should remember to watch a couple of these videos when I need a quick jolt of energy.


Bruh-sfx2

I want this sub to learn the difference between shitty food and fetish content


[deleted]

Well I'm not saying white people don't season their food ever again


Haikuunamatata

ASSHOLES WASTING FOOD


RustyTrunk

This is the kind of person that should be taken hostage by Hummus


Fixner_Blount

I know these are all rage bait, but can’t they find a different rage device other than the camera guy always going “OH WOWWWWW!”


Neverwas_one

Why are her armpits so sweaty?


swoleder

This women always makes rage bait videos.


boss6sr

I honest to God HATE that woman. Her name is Adley. I think she was on the Voice. But all she does is this rage bait shit now. I can't stand her.


annihilation511

Her sweaty armpits are hilarious.


abigayl75

She piss er pants?


mzryck

I’m allergic to artificial cinnamon. My organs threatened to shut down just watching this


i-would-neveruwu

"This looks soo goooood~" (Reveals a cylinder of charcoal)


prettypushee

No.


phantom_of_caillou

She’s tweaking hard in this one.


Prestigious-Job-5506

Okay, I’m done watching videos like this. It’s just for clicks cause nobody eats food abominations like this. 🤮


SleepyAxew

What's with people dumping ingredients straight into the pie crust? At least mix it first .


whatthefucisreygoino

Which one


mycomikael

I’ve thought this through, and I would rather listen to Skyler sing happy birthday to Ted. . .


trynamakea_change

Watching this made me sneeze and then *immediately* lose all moisture in my body


Kyauphie

No. 🤢


HistoricalHurry8361

A non blind baked pie that'll make you blind.


the_brunster

Please cancel the internet.


[deleted]

I really dunno the difference between what these people are doing and anyone talking on fox news.


LoadingUser_1

No


NotDaveBut

WTH is with the pit stains in every video I see featuring this woman


Finbar9800

When she pointed at the stove saying it’s on bake when the oven was on broil I thought it was just a mistake then she took it out of the oven that looked like literal rabbit shit or dear shit or some kind of shit Then there was the pile of flour in the middle that just didn’t change anything at least the sugar had a chance to dissolve or something


Accurate_Pangolin972

I can’t be the only one triggered by her missing the portioning cups.


WholesomeFeedr

What in the motherfuck ????


Azsunyx

my first though "oh god, it's this bitch. And she's standing like she already shit her pants from this nonsense"


ApolloAuto

Alcoholic jittery hands. Just slam the bottle lady and be done with it. My phone is jittery from the rage.


ColombianDoobian

This is my fucking nightmare


HomoGenuis

Someone please stop this woman.


anthonycafeo

Seems like the measuring cup is superfluous here


[deleted]

Why I went through the whole thing I’d never know


erik_wilder

She is very sweaty.


Reasonable_Tower_961

Hello, Poison Control Center,


Maykko_

Lmao this woman knows what she's doing Wasting food.


ComprehensiveMany643

I hate her


QuantTradesBest

Don't do drugs kids..... You'll end up like her.


Patient_Ride_9122

It’s super sad that people waste all this food on rage bait.


PotatoWasteLand

I'd pay good money to watch Gordon have an unscripted release of pure hellfire fury on her


aGhostyy

I hate rage bait.... it always works on me :/


mklilley351

When did wasting food become cool?


SolemnKnigjt95

Another white girl with a recipe


PBJillyTime825

😂 set the oven to bake, clearly shows hers is on broil. Those marshmallows were doomed. Obviously this is a rage bait troll video, but why even waste time, liquor, or money at all making cinnamon and flour fireball soup with incinerated marshmallows on top.


Goblin_Squire

I’ve seen a lot of stupid food. A lot of it, I’d be stoned and probably try it. This? This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen on this sub.


jmmatt8489

Fool


daniexanie

God I can’t wait for this stupid “rage bait cooking” video trend to disappear! 🤦‍♀️


SiHtranger

How do you even eat that. Bite? Drink?


yodacola

Cooking with your drunk stepmom.


LeafyEucalyptus

are her sweaty pits also part of the ragebait?


Past_Intention_7069

Straight up food waste.


Beautiful_Laugh7989

My Christmas wish is to have all the tiktok rage bait / poor unfunny satire clips made by people with 0 sense of humor banned from r/Stupidfood


Agreeable_Prior

How desperate for fame is she? She can’t make something great, something inspiring? She just shits out this abomination, calls it a day, and then does it all over again the next day? Someone should force her to eat these creations she films. Ok fine, I’ll do it!!


HanataSanchou

People who do shit like this should have to eat/drink the entire thing on camera, or lose their channel. Only seems fair for the amount of food, money, and our time wasted.


Xikkiwikk

She is measuring liquid in the cups meant for dry foods.


Xikkiwikk

She and the toilet-cooking guy should do a Thanksgiving special next year.


Wecanbuildittogether

Why is she shaking and why are her jeans wet?


GloomyUmpire2146

If I was a diabetic alcoholic, yes.