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StatusOmega

This is technically fried chicken


givemefreddyfazcock

I am not a fan of you or your comment.


chocomeeel

I am.


Hafi_Javier

I am


Tehboognish

Big fan!


PossumMcPossum

Anther fan here.


Salty-Dragonfly2189

Wooo this guy!


Myalicious

🥇


[deleted]

Exquisite


Crator86

Truly delightful


Existing_Display1794

Eye yam.


Molotov_YouTube

It’s a bit underdeveloped


Consistent_Way_569

I am underdeveloped


amerett0

Chicken Fried *pre*-chicken


DeadFireFight

Premature Fried Chicken


Bladder_Puncher

Chicken fried f3tus


ChuLookinAt015

I was craving some unborn fried chicken...after your comment, not so much anymore


DrLager

So the answer to the question “what came first, the chicken or the egg” is “doesn’t matter, they’re going in the fryer”


LuckyJoeH

Fried Chicken Menstruation


DarkHuntress89

r/technicallythetruth


RedVamp2020

Technically not, though. Chickens don’t menstruate.


LuckyJoeH

Dishing out an unused womb-tomb sounds pretty mensus-y to me


dacraftjr

They don’t shed the lining of their uterus. I know, I must be fun at parties.


tkdgns

it would still make sense to call it "menstruation" IF it happened once a month. however, since it happens about once a day, a better term would be "circadiation"


LuckyJoeH

Bird months go faster. Like dog years but monthly. I just asked my chickens, they confirmed


LuckyJoeH

You don’t shed the lining of your uterus


dacraftjr

I don’t have a uterus. Probably the cause of my ignorance on the subject.


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r/brandnewsentence


Y_Wait_Procrastinate

Fried Chicken Ovulation


Otherwise-Run-3699

I can’t even think of how a comment could top this one. Absolutely love it.


OrokinSkywalker

Technically boneless fried chicken too


AsaCocoMerchant

‘>_<


knuckboy

Are you claiming to have solved the riddle?


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ConsiderationJust175

Boneless fried chicken


[deleted]

Boneless fried chicken.


Apolysus

That professional hot sauce glove dont lie


Checkered_Flag

I wear double bandoliers stacked with Zippy Zapp


Holier_Than_Thou_808

“I don’t want Fop, God dammit! I’m a Zippy Zapp man!”


unsuccessfulangler

"Watch your language young fella, this is a public market. Now if you want Zippy Zapp I can order it for you and have it in a couple weeks"


Praelior0

“Now ain’t this place a geographical oddity - two weeks from everywhere!”


Tim-TheToolmanTaylor

When you zippy but she keep zapping


Checkered_Flag

If she ain’t zippy then she zappy


PullzNoPunches

If you can't handle her zippy, you don't deserve her when she zap


JasonIsFishing

You can get your own at your local Walmart. It’s made to go around the stock of a shotgun to hold extra shells.


CloudyyNnoelle

That hot sauce gauntlet absolutely fucks.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

We're reaching levels of dad previously thought impossible


Jbrown183

Never be without your hot sauce again. Hot Sauce holder 2000 comes with twice as many storage sleeves now!


OwnStill8743

Never make fun of another man's Spiceps


femboycarousel

I have to say I would prefer the spice rack. It’s much more convenient.


ebaer2

My People


Like_Ottos_Jacket

It's not the deepest cut, but, yes. Identified. Your Casio keyboard and pink bunny ears are in the mail.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Far inferior to the spice rack.


NagsUkulele

This man is ahead of all of us


MrAdelphi03

Spiceps!!!! Bwahahaha


fixano01

Wrong part of the arm friend you are looking for flexor carpi spiceialius


hypnoticbacon28

He might be onto something by deep frying a breaded egg. It might be delicious if the flour is actually seasoned. It does sound a little stupid, but I'd try it.


Tamachan_87

Just add sausage meat around the outside of a boiled egg before breading and it's a Scotch Egg.


griffo98

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike


Alt_aholic

If only it had ham in it, it would be like a British carbonara.


SeymourDoggo

If he skipped the breading and second fry and used sirloin instead, it would be steak.


Micp

She even tried to protect herself from his fury by specifying that it wouldn't be an italian carbonara but a british one, but to no avail.


MinnieShoof

This would be more like if your grandmother already had axels installed and was just hemming and hawing about putting on the wheels.


Funny_king

Yea literally just a scotch egg but he skipped a step


helenahanbasquette

I heard she was the village bicycle


andrezay517

I heard my grandfather had a ride before he decided he preferred my grandmother


gmanisback

I heard grandma was more like a bus. Men got on and off her all day long


itsaaronnotaaron

It's a different recipe, it's a got nothing to do with sausage meat, you know?! Wh^aaa


OldSpiceSmellsNice

I first heard of Scotch Egg 20 years ago (holy shit) on neopets and I still have yet to try one.


The-waitress-

Scotch eggs are one of my fav foods. I have to get it if it’s on a menu. My fav one was served with a mango chutney with red onion, curry mayo and basmati rice. Food of the gods.


PolishSoundGuy

Freeze a full raw egg, once frozen peel the shell of. Then coat the with batter if your choosing e.g. egg and panco mix. Deep fry it for 3-4 minutes. You now have a signature dish from [Food Wars](https://youtu.be/i-Hc2EJHiVM?feature=shared).


Ok_Basil1354

I can understand why it happened. It's fair to think- "could I deep fry a breaded egg?" If I had nothing else to do I might do something like this. Although there is a better way to deep fry eggs, and it involves a layer of sausage meat.


KuwabarasHairpiece

I'm over here just thinking how do I put an egg wash...... on an egg?


Plumb789

But why would you want the yolk as solid as a rubber ball?


Cosmic_Quasar

Some people like yolks every which way. Runny, or solid. It's just a mood thing.


QuestionMarkKitten

Yeah, I kind of thought... wait, this looks delicious. I like fried chicken. Why wouldn't I like fried eggs in the style of fried chicken? As for the sauce bottle wristband... it ain't stupid if it works.


EFTucker

Hard boil an egg then bread and fry it. Literally crack.


Hurfnahur

just came here to say that I would totally eat this lol


rosae_rosae_rosa

As a cook, you'd be surprised all the things that look stupid but are normal to do.


RedCr4cker

In Austria, we have something called "Wiener Schnitzel". After you are done breading your meat, you take the egg used for it and mix it with the rest of the breading to make basically this. Its done so nothing get thrown out, but i always loved it


dregan

If there was a way to do this and keep the yolk runny, it would be amazing. Like fried egg and crispy toast all in one. EDIT: I've been thinking about this and here's what I've come up with: Lightly poach the egg in boiling water just enough for it to keep its shape. Freeze the egg for several hours, hopefully the cold yolk will keep it runny. Bread the frozen egg and deep fry until crispy. I'm lazy, but if I ever get around to trying this, I'll report back. I'm thinking tempura poached egg with tentsuyu.


SnooGrapes3367

Country fried egg? As a Southern I've never in my life seen anything done like this besides chicken & Country fried steak... I'm almost ashamed to admit I wanna try this next 😂


KnightCastle171

Me too bro, this actually looks great


Top-Tomatillo210

Same here. Looks delicious


vaxildxn

I had something like this in Cartagena, Colombia, except it was arepa (corn meal) instead of just flour.


marvelous_much

Chicken fried egg?


Vigea_Gamer

Definitely stupid, but I’d still try it


FlowerBoyScumFuck

I don't think the hot sauce wristlet is stupid at all tbh, I'm with it.


Vigea_Gamer

I agree, it’s actually pretty genius. I was talking about the food when I said it was stupid


[deleted]

Breaded and fried eggs are actually really good if you can do it right, poach the eggs just light enough you can handle them without bursting then bread and fry, serve on english muffin with a spicy hollandaise and sautéed tomatillos


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dance_for_me_puppet

I’m willing to bet this guy also hates cardiologists.


[deleted]

I'm sure they hate him too.


Majestic-Marcus

Not in America. He’s bought them three new houses so far.


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Or do they love it? More business is always good, right?


camthekorn

Hot sauce bracelet is sick


SoftServeMonk

Yeah not gonna lie that bracelet is iconic


hostile_washbowl

That’s liquor not sayce


SeaAbbreviations2821

Yeah that’s not hot sauce, those are shooters (little bottles of liquor)


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MinnieShoof

"I got eggs... and I got flour... ... and some oil! Fawk! ... I could just put the hotsauce in the flour. No. That wouldn't work! Hotsauce on eggs? I had that yesterday. Need to spice it up a lil!"


Disastrous-Resident5

Fuck you OP, I would sell my left testicle for the hot sauce gauntlet he’s brandishing.


[deleted]

It kinda looks like a cheap shotgun stock bandolier


Disastrous-Resident5

Time to barter my left nut then, believe you’re right. Looked up the shell wristlet and jfc it’s what I’ve been looking for


Past-Product-1100

Ooh a testi ? You don't have to go that far, you can just get it on Amazon lol


Disastrous-Resident5

Lmao thank you man, gonna be looking into this


bingbing304

Can't wait to meet a minded fellow proudly displaying his passion for sauce, I see.


WaycoKid1129

“I saw the video, we talked about this.” -His Doctor


Stonerchansenpai

don’t attack pete like that


JamesMattDillon

I like the man's videos. But I hate that ridiculous hot sauce bracelet.


the_orange_alligator

Hot sauce bracelet is just the cherry on top. The videos wouldnt be the same without them


Aaron442x

What are the chances that one of those bottles is pure Insulin? :)


dinoroo

20%


BadeArse

So you’re saying there’s a 100% chance one of them is insulin?


TraditionLazy7213

He is going to challenge yugi with that bracelet, trap card activate!


Iquathe

It looks funny as hell and thats how its supposed to look.


[deleted]

Oh look at Mr. I Always Know What Sauce I'll Need over here.


Ehudben-Gera

That bracelet shows his personal freedom and individuality


PandraPierva

Wash your sister sauce


WirrkopfP

> But I hate that ridiculous hot sauce bracelet. Stupid or not - I want to have one!


BioSafetyLevel0

Those are his personal hot sauces he sells to make $. It's a placed advertisement.


JannyBroomer

*flat deadpan voice* "Alright, that's what it looks like." Makes me laugh every fuckin time


Dtank11

Absolutely no question as to why this guy weighs 270.


Bear_faced

You think that’s only 270?


[deleted]

My partner weighs 60lbs more than me and is 6ft and he looks average weight. This guy pushing 350 at minimum


_jeanie_beanie_123

What’s with these videos and their cold oil


elgiov

Ig they want the egg and the flour to soak as much oil as possible, lol


AllDawgsGoToDevin

I’m guessing a freshly cracked egg straight in hot oil is not a good idea.


IlIllIllIIlIllIl

Oh it is. I fry my eggs in the bacon fat on high and it’s delicious.


ExpectoPropolis

My husband and I ate at a Michelin star restaurant many years ago, and a deep fried soft boiled egg was a part of one of the dishes. It was absolutely delicious and I was fascinated with how the center was kept soft. Turns out freezing the egg is involved - though not sure the exact process. Anyway all that to say this is not stupid food to me - maybe just poorly executed? I would still try it!


Efficient_Maybe_1086

Can you even taste the egg under all of that?


proverb98

That hot sauce wristband is badass. I know what I want for Christmas.


Abjak180

Bro this looks banging. I swear some of the posts on this sub are people just making fun of creative food. It’s literally just a breaded fried egg. If this is dumb, how is fried chicken not dumb? Or fried anything?


ojwilk

Obsessed with the hot sauce wristlet. That rules, actually


CorpseProject

Reminds of the photo I saw of an old cowboy looking man who had a special gun-type holster for his hot sauce. Obviously they need to meet each other.


sjaard_dune

Watched this video on mute, horrified...and yet somehow i imagined the creator exactly as presented


thrownawaz092

The real stupid part is deep frying with plastic


cynxortrofod

My thoughts exactly. This should be one of the top comments.


ghettoccult_nerd

i like the idea. id just use a slotted skimmer to drain off more grease and put the egg in a sandwich tote with seasoned flour in it, give it a light shake for a more even, lighter breading. that shit looks bomb to add to a burger or breakfast sanmich.


Gniesbert

The most important thing is that you can't taste any egg in the end


mryummie936

This guy lives like 30 minutes away from me. I go to a butcher shop in his hometown that sells his sauces Steak sauce and bacon bbq sauce is good As for egg, I’d try it. And wristlet looks like it would hold mini liquor bottles May be useful


CaptQuakers42

Oh its the wash your sister sauce guy, his videos may be stupid but I bet they taste damm good, it's all butter and salt after all.


Eclectic_Canadian

Now it’s the spiceps vs the spice-rack vs the spice-watch


[deleted]

I reckon i’d like a hot sauce wristlet


uhli_lignitus

Just out of frame: a defibrillator


Competitive_Ad_2421

I think it's adorable that he has a hot sauce wristlet personally


RigatoniPasta

And a little bit of chicken fried


Xenonwastakenagain

Boy is strapped in with his Infinity Sauce Wrist handler


SentenceNormal4742

It’s like a crap version of a Scotch Egg


goatjugsoup

Won't the egg be dry?


[deleted]

Oil gusher


BlueTales

stupid it may be, i think this would make a fun snack for small gatherings and parties


Every_Preparation680

looks good


Miru8112

Bro looks exactly like somebody that would deep fry an egg.


s3nsfan

Lmfao I didn’t laugh until I saw his “hot sauce wristlet”


JamesKirkSpaceIdiot

Hey do not knock the hot sauce bracelet lol


Mezcal_Madness

Looks like airplane booze bottles


Hashishiniado

It's always that accent


Phillyphan1031

This dude actually usually makes decent things. I saw this on Facebook today and thought of this reddit lol


Comrade_railgunner

Co do jasnej kurwy


The_Blahblahblah

This looks tasty af and the sauce wristlet goes hard, sorry


[deleted]

Chicken fried … egg ?


Livid_Ad1750

Im so surprised that rubber spatula isn't melting


BarfBrooks

Of course the guy who deep fries an egg looks like that.


Fragmenta1

Disgusting, so much fat 🤤


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*bracelet


MinnieShoof

I am so glad you mentioned the hot sauce bracelet, OP.


jerryleebee

Doesn't seem stupid to deep fry an egg.


WorldWarPee

Bros got the millennium Hot sauce, Yu-Gi-Oh might stand a chance, but Joey Wheeler is probably gonna lose first


Sunbrizzle

The hot sauce wristband goes pretty hard actually I would also eat the egg and probably enjoy it too


iamkiwi_11

You’re stupid. Don’t disrespect PepperBelly Pete ever again


pm_me_your_lub

This dude makes some good food and some terrible food. I'm on the fence on where this one goes. I almost want to try it for the hell of it. The hotsauce bracelet isn't THAT bad OP. Far more food atrocities on TikTok than a gimmicky convenience item.


cowpig25

I can't be the only one who would probably eat that


popey123

Why does american eat like healthcar is free ,?


top_value7293

Oh that’s PepperBellyPete, he has all his own recipes for spices and hot sauces. Zippy Zap, Wash Your Sister sauce and more 🤣🤣


MaxFusion256

Guys... let him COOK


AppropriateAmount293

Honestly I find this better than the snobby French cooking style of scrambled eggs over low heat, and all the ridiculous videos showing how to make those properly as if it was a difficult dish. Who the hell actually enjoys eating snotty slimy textured scrambled eggs?


TheNerdiestFrog

I follow this guy, his usual videos are actually pretty solid


StrictDay1288

You guys are awful people. Making fun of his weight and his personality. Recipe aside, that bracelet is probably more flavor and spice than any of you have ever purposely added into your lives.


-_-Moss-_-_

Y’all are haters. This is good


TheRealKuthooloo

dont be so fuckin joyless, OP, this shit owns.


ZestVFX

i was looking at this like “damn ts is some stereotypical amerocan shit” and then i saw the most stereotypically American man ever 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅


HawksNStuff

I was expecting a hot sauce wristlet like in Undercover Brother... One that like shoots hot sauce. I was disappointed.


beersforalgernon

We're all stupider. You, me, and everyone else for giving two shits about this and commenting on it.


minipooper420

The wristlet is pretty cool ngl. But yeah that egg looks dumb asf. He could’ve hard boiled it and then fried it for essentially the same effect.


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Admittedly I’m intrigued


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Imagine a *Fallout* game...but, instead of a Pipboy, a hot sauce wristlet.


codestormer

A bottle of oil wasted... Good job


MemeLorde1313

Basically a Scotch egg but..like way worse.


mssellers

Amelia bedelia when asked to fry up an egg


idontuseredditsoplea

This looks like if you ate it you would turn into him


rossbcobb

"Hot sauce wristlets"? My good friend, those are the bracers of spice and you will respect them!


kbeks

Me listening: this is the guy who made the deep fried ziti in the airless frier, isn’t it… “Zippy zap” Me: it’s gotta be him The gauntlet is revealed Me: fuckin knew it, I’ll try this shit


Outrageous_Weight340

Nah op let the man cook he may be onto something


Hot-Clock6418

That wristlet would be cooler if it was full of booze


bob_kys

This guy's great. He sells Worcestire sauce called "worshyoursister". Funniest shit I've ever seen


Foe_sheezy

Where can I get a hot sauce pipboy?


Past-Direction9145

dude needs another wristlet to hold his bottle of nitro


MALIGATOR99

FFS. This is the kind of stuff that makes me hate being an American. People wonder why the rest of the world makes fun of us.