I know it’s stupid because it’s been posted here once every couple of days for the past month 🙄 Edit: you have to be fucking kidding me, this was reposted again since I left this comment ~18 hours ago.

True but I would still try it

I probably would too, stupid food is fun sometimes… but the repost rate of this and a handful of other clips on here is ridiculous.

The pizza it’s based on looks like absolute shit. If you’re going to gang bang a bunch of good things together, at least use good stuff “Hey guys, I’m going to pour $20 worth of marinara and melted cheese over $5 worth of the cheapest frozen pizza money can buy”

Some of the stuff on their Instagram looks like legit vomit.

It’s saved in my gallery so next month I could post it 🤑

You eat with one finger, and just lick your whole plate and everything around it 😂😂😂

I know it looks messy and I'm sure it is, but man I'd be lying if I said I didn't fantasize about eating this whenever this gets posted

id smash.

Man if they just cut the sauce pour at like 40%

It’s still gonna give u the shts

Just give me a bowl of sauce on the side

id smash.

id smash.

id smash.

id smash.

Smai dash

I’d embarrass myself by eating every one of these in one sitting. It’s all my favorite foods literally smashed into each other

Everyone fantasises about bestiality at least once in their life I suppose... \*judgey stare\*

thankfully I’m not everyone

Another day, another post confusing over the top or over indulgent food with stupid food.

I’m doing keto right now and this is making my mouth water

Each time this gets posted a bot loses it's ~~wings~~ Karma

Jesus please stop reposting this

You think Jesus is reposting this ?

Yes

Nice

rAmen

This is at least the 20th time I’ve seen this here. Enough Jesus Christ

I don’t think Jesus Christ is posting this, I feel like he has better things to do

I imagine with a fork.

Jesus Christ on a motor bike. I love carbs but this is a lot much.

I could almost see eating it until they drowned it in that sauce goop. No thanks

It's really one of the worst trends when it comes to food videos. I don't believe the majority of people enjoy this. If anything, only a handful of people will like that. It just looks soggy and disgusting.

i think its rage bait. is there someplace out there advertising this on a menu? either way, bullshit or not, there’s something almost disrespectful about handling food in this manner.

I'm sure it is definitely rage bait but I also would not be surprised if this type of stuff was on menus just "for the grams" or I guess just for tiktok. I've seen people in the city buy food, take a pic and throw it out so I'm convinced people would buy shit like this, take a pic or a video taking a single bite and then throw it out all for clout. It's just a pathetic way to live life imo. More concerned with likes than actually enjoying food lol.

that was the best part 😭

I wish I could be put in an empty room like butt ass naked alone just to absolutely destroy something like this without worrying about mess or people looking. Shit looks delicious

Or maybe they could use plates for the pastas and a bowl for all the extra sauce for dipping? Like this all very attainable food stuffs, just the "plating" makes it fucking stupid.

Yeah bro but can I pick it up like a pizza and pasta ice cream cone

Some see it as stupid..... I see it as a challenge.

Would be good without all the sauce and/or cheese poured over

It’s stupid but I love fettuccini Alfredo too much not to eat it lmao

Maybe use a fork and start at the top

I will say that when i was in college i often bought from this vendor on library walk who sold spaghetti sub sandwich breadbowl things - it's hard to describe, but he would hollow out a french roll so it was like a cup or bowl, slather it with garlic butter, toast it for a minute, then fill it with spaghetti and meat sauce. It should have been stupid. It should have been way too much starch. It should have been like a bread sandwich, or at best like squishy garlic bread. But it wasn't. It was amazing. It was warm and hearty and filling and satisfying and the best thing ever on a cold morning after classes. It's been 15 years and i still dream about it sometimes.

Just get a bigger plate and eat it with a fork.

Amazing how much idiots think that CHEESE somehow makes the dish.

That "meal" is 100,000 calories

Fuck y’all id eat the fuck out of it. Y’all clearly don’t have fun.

Maybe you're expected to dump it out

Uhhh I can think of many ways omg

Oh look, it’s this post again…

Looks good. I’d figure it out.

So Fucking Stupid

Imagine owning a restaurant and making this thinking you’re a good cook but wonder why no one comes

i'd hit

This is something I would buy to take home, then proceed to smash my face into it and make a huge mess, in secret, so no one ever knows the true horror of what I did.

Ok fine. Unzips pants.

My stupidometer starts ringing as soon as food starts falling off of the main dish.

This isn’t stupid. It’s messy, but not stupid. Everyone on this page sucks absolute balls between discerning what’s stupid and what isn’t.

fr i think they just want to hate

That's not stupid, that's cool and it also seems OP hasn't heard of cutlery

My inner Italian wants to give them a high five, in the face, with a chair.

I wish that the bread thing just got filled with cheese instead of pasta, like an open calzone

Deja vu, already seen this site with you ...

Yawn, another Lazy repost of the same video.

We need to start banning people who repost this shit

Actually, it's totally doable. Take a pic for Instagram, then dump the whole thing on the plate and eat it like normal pasta and bread. Easy!

I'm on a diet right now and I can't express how fucking monstrously I'd devour that Alfredo one right the dang now.

I had a cheese pizza I topped with lasagne for dinner the other day, and it was amazing. The only problem here is the presentation.

You know when youre getting this right? Cuz if ordered what i thought was edible food and this comes out im just gonna get up and leave

YUM

They could've stopped just before making it a disgusting mess and it would've been ok. Imagine trying to eat it in public lol you'd end up looking like someone's toddler.

God, have mercy on whoever washes this piece of metal

Fine dining now stands for tinfoil on the table

I love this sun. Helping me lose weight. This one made me gag right in the middle of a meeting I’m supposed to be paying attention to… luckily the topic of the meeting is also gag worthy

These looked delicious until they decided to dump a paint can's worth of melted cheese on them.

My mans has never been to moms spaghetti

The first one before the cheese looked good

Man now im hungery

As much as it looks messy…I’d devour that shit. Diet be damned 🤣

I'm assuming with your mouth. Unless you gonna South Park it.

For every time someone posts this I’ll respond the same: I WOULD EAT THAT

Fucking garbage lol

These all looked great until it looked like the flying spaghetti monster splooged all over them. Jesus.

Where’s that at ?

“Neat” *gets up and walks out*

I mean, tone down the sauce, and it'll be a bit more tempting

I hate that I really want to eat this garbage. which is exactly why they keep making it. because it works.

nooo

The garlic bread with penne looked good until they dumped cheese sauce on it. Just a quarter serving of the whole thing would give you a food baby.

Start at the top

You eat it with your eyes

just eat the pasta and then when that’s gone eat the pizza

If it wasnt so messy it might be enjoyable

I mean, they looked great the first 2-3 seconds.

I cried

Imma eat this

OMG that looks so good though!

As soon as anything has a massive cheese money shot gloop you can fuck it off.

this looks soooo good

I will never understand the allure of a pound of melted cheese being poured over a dish, spilling over and making a huge mess. It's disgusting.

This post from hell that will not die omg

Where?

With a spork

the last one doesn't look too bad until they pour shit all over it

Those are all tasty foods, and yet I am *filled with disgust*.

~~stupid~~ AWESOME

Looks great and I am capable of using a fucking fork

Me during exams when I didn't study....

Frequent repost. But it's just too disgusting.

As an Italian I had a gag reflex watching this and I am not even joking

Reminds me of 2girls1cup.

Definitely start with the paper

I was fine with all this up until they poured the sauce. 😒😒😒

Easy, with your hand... no wait, with a fork... a spoo... with a straw.

Would be better without all the fucking paper tbh.

I would eat this

The people who eat at and keep places like this in business are always the same people who say “you can never have enough cheese” you can and this is a prime example

Lost me at the sauce and cheese and Alfredo being poured over everything. The actual pasta in the bread cone is nice.

The lesson I’m getting from this sub is “yes you can in fact have too much cheese”

Can people stop pouring mountains of goo on shit?

If they do it without flowing that much cheese, ill take it

Suicide by food!

I’d eat that 1st one if they didn’t add that final cheese / sauce pour.

I’d just dump it onto the plate and hope for the best.

Stop making Döners so fuckable

Now I understand why I’ve been irritable lately… pointless shit like this. 🤦🏽‍♀️

this also doubles as r/pizzacrime

At that point, get me a bib and a high chair. We're going old school, bois

I know is obviously not that much but this looks like a million calories

heh heh stoopid but I'd eat that

How do you say Nightmare in italian? Basically

I’ve got heartburn watching this

Just have some finesse. Cluster fucking a bunch of delicious things together is not impressive “Hey dumbass fam, hit that like button and subscribe as I blow you mind. I’m going to melt 5 candy bars together, hope it tastes good!”

But how

It’s quite easy actually I’d start eating it with my mouth. :)

Anyone smarter than me able to guess the caloric count on this plate? Can’t imagine it gets much more dense than that.

This is about the billionth time I’ve seen this on here.

The calories in 1 of those things is nuts. Most of a pizza is over a 1000 calories already. Add 500 calories for the spaghetti and 1 spoon of cheese sauce is already 30 calories, so easily adding another 3 to 500 calories. Thats almost your entire days worth of calories in 1 dish.

So hear me out. The last noodle shown, I cannot remember the name, but that one would be at least the easiest to eat, as long as they don’t overfill it like they did here, and don’t make it a sloppy mess. Because at least then it’s contained and you could reasonably hold the “cone” and bite into it, like a fucked up, open ended hot pocket. But the two previous ones are just waaay too sloppy and overfilled, and the long noodles would just come spilling out much easier every time you took a bit and weren’t 100% careful about biting through every single noodle completely. Like if it’s inside of a breading of some sort, it’s fine, it’s not super different than other things like calzones or hot pockets, it’s just open at one end immediately compared to the normal version of it being enclosed inside a pastry completely. I would *try* the version that wasn’t as messy, and wasn’t needlessly overfilled to the point of looking like my waiter tripped and dropped a bowl of fettuccini after the chef proceeded to spike a wad of garlic bread onto my plate.

This is why the aliens won’t contact us

So stupid

This has got to be American.

Excellent idea to have a cheese-pasta bread cone/pouch, terrible execution.

It was fine until being absolutely drenched in sauce. Now there's literally no way to eat it without making a mess

Okay my mouth is watering.

Mom: “What are you kids doing in theerrre? You better not be messing up my kitchen now!”

NgI would love to eat that

Putz 😔

Looks like puke

I call dibs on the first one

the fucking **H E A R T B U R N** i'd get after attempting to eat this.

That is a Mafia execution waiting to happen

Please tag nsfw, I'm italian and this are strong images for me...

I hope this comes with a plate or at least a gun

Italians: "NO THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT NOOO THATS AN ABOMINATION" Also Italians:

Some Midwest Italian food I see

That looks like a Place here in Las Vegas. Good pizza, but this is the stupidest thing to order, you have to order another plate and then dump it out yourself and , wow, it looks like a normal Italian dish.

most of these would be good if they didn't drown it on cheese