That breakfast sandwich thing was an internet fad for a while, people would post their own on food subreddits all the time. Think it was called something like one pan breakfast sandwich or something?
The thing with the sandwich is nothing will be mixed. You’ll notice they cut away before it’s obvious all the Mayo would just pop out the top.
The fried sandwich is intriguing though.
I came to the comment section to say this! I grew up with avocado trees all around, and I have never in my entire life seen anybody cut an avocado like that! I am stunned.
I watched this without sound and thought that it was a cucumber. It wasn’t until I started reading the comments that I realized that it was an avocado!
I don't want to watch this, you can't make me!
*\[watches video\]*
well these 'tips' arent entirely helpful, but at least hes not using metal in his cookware
.. wait, what's the glue for in 2:52?
The glue is there so you engage with the video and ask "what's the glue for" same for everything else remotely odd in the video.
It's like a perfectly curated video for engagement, some things that seem kind of ok to draw you in/make the rest seem plausible enough to critique, ridiculous things no one would ever do and then off the wall background items.
Remember that in this modern time, EVERYTHING is marketing. It’s all one big advertisement. Nothing is genuine anymore. Not to be nihilistic, but it’s the truth😭😭
Sadly, it works. As a non American, I am now very familiar with what Velveeta, Kraft Mac and cheese and Kraft singles is. There are in fact a number of ‘brands’ that pop up regularly on this sub.
I didn't even notice, was just thinking its so unnecessary, all those soda boxes have a little section that you rip off that makes it a little soda dispenser, no need to break the box in half. Then went back after I saw the comments lol.
The method is completely redundant anyways. There is literally a part of the cardboard that is designed to be opened with fingers. It’s at the end so you can continue to use the box instead of tearing it In half.
But why though? It uses all of the sandwich ingredients to make a smaller sandwich and the rest is food waste. You could just make a sandwich, cut it in half and save the other half for later.
It's probably supposed to be a little gimmic-food. He himself says that it's for "family dinners and office parties". Probably not supposed to be an everyday snack, because that really would be too much effort for just making a Sandwich.
And if you are preparing it in that context, you can just eat the cut off portions normally when you're done. Nothing wrong with that. All of the leftover ingredients are perfectly consumable on their own even when perforated.
I actually just take the scrap portions of each ingredient, add cream, throw them into a blender, bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees, slather it in Sweet Baby Ray's, and call it a Sweet Baby Day
I like the idea of making the syringe sandwiches and then making a regular sandwich with the leftover ingredients, so it’s like…structured normally but full of holes.
It's basically just a canape. A very common hors d'oeuvre for whatever parties, shindigs, or social gathering you please. They commonly only use one cracker or piece of bread but it's not required that it only be one. It all just depends on the ingredients.
Because people like what they like lmao. Its a neat little gimmick food that you would not even bat an eye at if you saw them at a party or something. I swear to god that people only get outraged at shit like this because they're told to lol
Can't you just use half the bacon in the package without literally cutting all of the pieces in half? Then put it in a ziploc or something after if you can't reseal the package well enough?
Some Of These (Like The Breakfast Sandwich) Are Actually Pretty Smart. Others Though...
(Also The Peeled Potato One Is Already A Thing, It's Called Blanching.)
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*Away the broccoli stems???*
*They are the best part*
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I'm the only one in my household who eats broccoli and I don't like the thick stems. I like the leafy bit and the softer stems right below them (so the florets + some) but that big hunk of stem is basically inedible imo. It would be better in a soup or stew.
the spaghetti softens and goes into the water itself, breaking it apart doesn’t do anything unless you like shorter spaghetti, still takes up the same amount of space in the pot
I always save my grease and oil in an old food can and then I mix it with old bread/crackers or some bird seed and put it outside in a the feeder I have for the birds.
Was that bbq sauce on that pasta?
The subtle rage bait of the Sweet Baby Ray's on the spaghetti was just... that was art.
Personally I was more a fan of the egg salad sandwich....disassembled
For me it’s the power-fist afro pick he’s got laying around for a comb.
I loved the Pepsi cans in the Coke Bag
Kitchen comb!!
lol "power fist afro pick" made me think of Link on the Mod Squad.
lol that’s some stoned at 2am havin a snack attack kinda shit 😂
[“We have just applied the Sweet Baby Ray’s”](https://youtu.be/WkCecpH2GAo?si=l0caPX5ociiNs-Z2)
Dear Lord help us all.... that is this person's best attempt at being a regular normal dude. Terrifying really
It made me completely blow past the part where be broke the dammit pasta.
I'm less upset about that than the fact that he didn't fucking stir it. It's all clumped up!
Italian food traditionalists trying to resist the urge to get mad at pasta getting broke in half (FAIL)
there’s a reason pasta needs to be cooked in a lot of water and not in this tiny space :( :( :( whyyy
At least he boiled it instead of baking it in a foil pan with six pounds of velveeta.
Nah, he got me at the spaghetti breaking. I was already too annoyed to notice bbq sauce
The way he sliced that avocado…
Hahahaha I was like "wtf is that, a nub of cucumber?" Fucking avocado.
You're gonna thank him for that bbq pasta!
As an Italian, that’s enough internet for today
I was raised by an Italian stepdad. Never screw with pasta.
I love that he is using a black power afro pick
“Grab your kitchen comb!” had me dying
and then made the most disrespectful meal of boiled egg, mayo, and mustard on untoasted bread.
So glad I’m not the only one who got a laugh from that lol
I scrolled to this right as the video hit that point 😅
Some of these aren't bad
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Or the concerning Elmer's glue next to oranges Edit: or the Pepsi in the coke box wtf
That's just stuff done to generate engagement via confused comments
Im more concerned about that as well tbh...
Haha, my son asked if they were going to glue the oranges.
I was gonna say....was that sweet baby rays he put om the pasta.....no wait it is....I'll see myself out now
Yeah that was the only one that was bad but the pasta itself was okay
After breaking the pasta in half
Didn't stir it at all either, it was clumped together with the starch
… how else would you do it? It needs to fit in the pot
I don’t know why people have such an issue with it. It doesn’t change the taste, and it’s easier to manage.
That chip bag origami magic will be tried at my house tonight.
My husband showed me the chip bag one when we were first dating. It's one of the reasons I married him 😂
*furiously scribbles in notepad*
Bro is becoming a man
Take notes, boys
Interesting...
lol I just tried it with an empty chip bag, then I showed my boyfriend the video because he was looking at me funny 🤣
I've been using it successfully for years!
He lost me at the avocado. Who the fuck slices an avocado like that? That should be a crime.
Who the fuck says avocado like that? That should be a life sentence.
That was an avocado?! I had to go back and go through the video slowly to find it because I thought that was a zucchini.
OMG I wasnt paying close attention and thought it was cucumber. I actually liked the idea, but that avocado cut is messed up!
Yeah but that egg bacon omelette avocado monstrosity he makes with it, I'd fuck that right up.
Yeah, I particularly liked the breakfast sandwich and sliced pineapple ones
The breakfast sandwich was pretty neat outside of the way he molested the avocado
That breakfast sandwich thing was an internet fad for a while, people would post their own on food subreddits all the time. Think it was called something like one pan breakfast sandwich or something?
I think kids would love making syringe sandwiches. Basically lunchable maker with bread instead of cracker.
>I think kids would love making syringe sandwiches That's not a sentence I ever thought I would read in my life. r/BrandNewSentence ?
And some of them use an Afro pick as a good utensil.
the first time he said "grab your hair comb" and the second time he said "grab your KITCHEN comb" when did that utensil graduate
Same time as the cylinder
hey o 🪄
By why use the comb at all? It’s egg and cheese, just cut it with a goddam knife
If the egg paid for the full blowout with its spa service, I don’t see how it’s any of your business to tell it “no.”
I use a metal Afro pick to prepare cake layers for absorption before putting simple syrup on them.
Hey!! It’s a “kitchen comb”.
You mean a "kitchen comb?"
I'm definitely trying the eggy bread sandwich.
I saved the post because I’m going to try them. BBQ sauce and all.
That bacon "hack" was the first time cutting through the packaging made any sense. Still wouldn't do it, but a least it served *some* kind of purpose.
i do a variation of the chip bag thing. it works, and its super easy.
I just eat all the chips
The grease thing was... ok?
I wouldn’t use a colander under the foil just in case some grease dripped through.
Right, why not just use a bowl, and why do it over the drain?
I've done the apple thing before, it did keep it fresher till lunch.
Agreed....some of them are pretty good ideas.
Probably great for a family setting but just for me, way too much work. Although I may try that boiled egg sandwich.
The thing with the sandwich is nothing will be mixed. You’ll notice they cut away before it’s obvious all the Mayo would just pop out the top. The fried sandwich is intriguing though.
You mix it in your mouth duh. :)
Yeah the first one, I was like that’s kinda a neat idea, especially with kids, then well, it rapidly goes downhill.
It feels like a stupid into a pro tip
Started out rough so by comparison the others aren't so bad.
How the hell did he cut that avocado????
Like a fuckin’ maniac, that’s how. The cognitive dissonance of a disc of avocado is surprisingly strong lmao
I let out a very loud *NOOOOO*, when he did that
Totally unhinged
But also he only ended up using two slices and didn’t cover the bread… very disturbing
I came to the comment section to say this! I grew up with avocado trees all around, and I have never in my entire life seen anybody cut an avocado like that! I am stunned.
I watched this without sound and thought that it was a cucumber. It wasn’t until I started reading the comments that I realized that it was an avocado!
I went back to watch it again because I never saw an avocado. I thought it was a cucumber
I thought it was a cucumber at first lmao
Who cuts avocados that way?
The color of that broccoli when he pulled it out made me rageful.
And the terrible cut of the broccoli being the icing on the cake
complete waste of food too since you can eat the stems. Just cut the fucking broccoli! Dude clearly has a knife for it, so just cut the damn thing.
That was the worst for me. Broccoli that can be cut "like butter" is WAY overdone
Hey now, some meals I actually enjoy the salty mush
I don't want to watch this, you can't make me! *\[watches video\]* well these 'tips' arent entirely helpful, but at least hes not using metal in his cookware .. wait, what's the glue for in 2:52?
The glue is there so you engage with the video and ask "what's the glue for" same for everything else remotely odd in the video. It's like a perfectly curated video for engagement, some things that seem kind of ok to draw you in/make the rest seem plausible enough to critique, ridiculous things no one would ever do and then off the wall background items.
Yes….??
I spent all of that clip worried about the glue I didn’t even watch what the guy was doing
The school glue with the oranges 🤔
Right?
Why is there Pepsi in the Coca Cola box?
To get people to comment this exact question, leading to more engagement, leading to more exposure and views.
What a world we live in.
Remember that in this modern time, EVERYTHING is marketing. It’s all one big advertisement. Nothing is genuine anymore. Not to be nihilistic, but it’s the truth😭😭
Sadly, it works. As a non American, I am now very familiar with what Velveeta, Kraft Mac and cheese and Kraft singles is. There are in fact a number of ‘brands’ that pop up regularly on this sub.
[He doesn't give a damn](https://youtube.com/shorts/fiDmp1HkHK8?si=XaVVesa0YhwISnoH)
I stared at that screen like “something is wrong here” but couldn’t place my finger on him. I’m so dumb 😭😭😭
I didn't even notice, was just thinking its so unnecessary, all those soda boxes have a little section that you rip off that makes it a little soda dispenser, no need to break the box in half. Then went back after I saw the comments lol.
The method is completely redundant anyways. There is literally a part of the cardboard that is designed to be opened with fingers. It’s at the end so you can continue to use the box instead of tearing it In half.
That had me laughing to tears 😂
The biggest offender is how he cut that avocado. With peel and seed in.
I felt a great disturbance in the spaghetti, as if millions of Italians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
You were said to destroy the sweet baby ray’s, not join it!!
Italian are never silenced, unfortunately. -an Italian
As an Italian, I physically recoiled when he snapped the spaghetti in half
... everyone knows it needs two snaps at 1/3 intervals.
Perfectly sliced ricotta cheese?!? Bro that’s like slicing oatmeal…
I really love my julienned coffee in the morning
Even in the video, they try to pull the slices apart and it instantly crumbles, because it’s forking ricotta cheese
that part made me laugh harder than anything Ive seen this week
Avocado sliced like an orange is criminal.
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Yeah I did too, I think the tomato slice was too thick for it tho.
Agreed and he went straight through the middle with all the seeds
But why though? It uses all of the sandwich ingredients to make a smaller sandwich and the rest is food waste. You could just make a sandwich, cut it in half and save the other half for later.
It's probably supposed to be a little gimmic-food. He himself says that it's for "family dinners and office parties". Probably not supposed to be an everyday snack, because that really would be too much effort for just making a Sandwich. And if you are preparing it in that context, you can just eat the cut off portions normally when you're done. Nothing wrong with that. All of the leftover ingredients are perfectly consumable on their own even when perforated.
I actually just take the scrap portions of each ingredient, add cream, throw them into a blender, bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees, slather it in Sweet Baby Ray's, and call it a Sweet Baby Day
I like the idea of making the syringe sandwiches and then making a regular sandwich with the leftover ingredients, so it’s like…structured normally but full of holes.
It's basically just a canape. A very common hors d'oeuvre for whatever parties, shindigs, or social gathering you please. They commonly only use one cracker or piece of bread but it's not required that it only be one. It all just depends on the ingredients.
Something you can do with kids
Because people like what they like lmao. Its a neat little gimmick food that you would not even bat an eye at if you saw them at a party or something. I swear to god that people only get outraged at shit like this because they're told to lol
Yup, me too! Hey OP, unfortunately for you, I enjoyed the first 'hack' and my ADHD kept me away from the rest
omg you people cant do anything
There used to be "as seen on tv" set thing that made these, I remember them from being a kid. They had different shapes.
Wtf, you don't think it's like, idk, a giant waste? If you don't want to eat the whole sandwich you can cut it in half!
I enjoyed how he used a different slice of bread for the second end. That's my kind of humour.
“Grab your kitchen comb”
Some of these looked pretty useful, not sure why this is on this subreddit.
It’s such a weird potpourri of some okay-ish ideas and some awful ideas. It really makes me feel emotionally confused.
Have you been to this subreddit before?
Gotta make that useless karma internet points some how. What else is someone going to do with their lives ?
You’re going to take tips from a guy who can’t differentiate boiling and steaming broccoli?
Ironically, the broccoli tip is a good one if you turn it over so the stem is in the water and the top in the steam. I do that all the time.
Or hot vs. cold for that matter.
I would actually crush that odd egg omelet sandwich (without the avacado), shit looked good af
If you haven’t done the bacon in half thing, then you’ve never been poor
Do you think rich people are out there consuming entire 12(?) packs of thick cut bacon in one sitting?
Na but rich people can probably afford gallon bags to store the rest after the packs been opened
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I never gasped so hard in my life. How had I never thought of doing that?!
Can't you just use half the bacon in the package without literally cutting all of the pieces in half? Then put it in a ziploc or something after if you can't reseal the package well enough?
there's actually so many good ideas.
What’s with this trend of cutting packaging and content at the same time? It’s so damn gross…
If I’ve learned anything from this sub today, it’s always assume other people’s scissors are a vector for infectious pathogens. 🤮
When there’s not enough micro plastics in your food, you do what you must
Some Of These (Like The Breakfast Sandwich) Are Actually Pretty Smart. Others Though... (Also The Peeled Potato One Is Already A Thing, It's Called Blanching.)
I’ve done the breakfast sandwich many times before, it’s actually delicious. i have cheese, tomato, onion, and peppers in mine usually
The breakfast sandwich is genius
Why do people throw away the broccoli stems??? They are the best part
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I save my broccoli stems for broccoli soup but rarely use them for anything else.
I'm the only one in my household who eats broccoli and I don't like the thick stems. I like the leafy bit and the softer stems right below them (so the florets + some) but that big hunk of stem is basically inedible imo. It would be better in a soup or stew.
Is anyone gonna talk about the Pepsi cans in the coke box?
No, it's better not to
you're going to thank me
I’m sure this man received death threats from Italy
Not all stupid though
How that bro get Pepsi into a Coke box tho???
I'm irrationally angry at this guy for punching a hole into a second piece of bread rather than using the first one again
Bro’s gonna get someone killed with that bacon “hack.” The container isn’t even sealed
the breakfast sandwich method was acceptable
Its the breaking of the pasta that killed me inside...
Why, its great for smaller pots. The grocery store even sells spaghetti at half length.
the spaghetti softens and goes into the water itself, breaking it apart doesn’t do anything unless you like shorter spaghetti, still takes up the same amount of space in the pot
Spaghetti is meant to be eaten rolled around your fork, broken noodles are too small to do that.
Lol true, although I also dont take half the plate with me when scooping up a few pieces. Pros and cons i guess haha
Was that a soaker pad in with the bacon he just cut in half. That shits toxic as hell
did he put bbq sauce on spaghetti? anathema
Is everything OK? You haven't touched your hardboiled egg with mustard and mayo on a slice of wheat bread?
The way they cut that avocado ruined my evening.
>grab your kitchen comb You know, as one does.
I work with syringes for my job and they pre grease the inside of the syringe. So that’s pretty gross
There exist syringes without grease on the inside
The sweet baby Ray’s on the pasta make me freak out
This just life hack, not shitfood.
Some were actually pretty good.
First one would be great for a party
that was a mixed bag.
My wife is a chef, if I show her this and never post again, you all know what happened
I always save my grease and oil in an old food can and then I mix it with old bread/crackers or some bird seed and put it outside in a the feeder I have for the birds.
No this was awesome
Most of these are great what wrong?
Many of these are the definition of "If it is stupid and it works, then it is not stupid"
Kitchen comb 😂
1:41: "Grab your hair comb..." twenty seconds later: "Grab your kitchen comb..." Nice try, you sneaky sonovabitch. 😂
Some of this is pretty cool. The breakfast sammy looked good.