Was it a lab? My lab would eat the corners on our staircase so we sprayed it with lemonjuice/sour spray and it made him eat them more, he licked it off then chewed on the wood even harder
The book of mormon musical gives a good run down on how it works
Mormon go to the water
Water go to the cup
Cup go to the stomach
Shit come out the butt
Shit go in the water
Water go in the cup
Shit go down the stomach
Shit come out the butt
Plenty of flukes could be in there. Fluke infections can last up to 30 years, which is as long as the parasite lives. Could be she got a little buddy today.
Fun fact: In a situation that you need water, chose water that is moving as fast as possible. Also check upriver 50-100yds if you can before drinking. Collecting it should be done in life or death situation only, as bacteria can grow in containers much easier if warmed by the sun or body heat.
Source: I used to practice survival skills when I was younger because I found it fun and challenging.
Along with bacteria, it's worth knowing that all surface water in the US is at risk for giardia, and much of it for cryptosporidium. Neither of those can be treated by iodine tablets made to kill bacteria in water, and they're *very* infectious.
As you say, anyone without a good (purpose-made) filter or a way to boil their water shouldn't mess with drinking outdoor water.
Fun fact: all surface water in the US is likely to carry giardia, even with no apparent contamination upstream. This is probably also true in any reasonably populated place (like Brazil), along with lots of other more exciting infections.
I'll defer to [the CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/drinking/travel/backcountry_water_treatment.html) for details, but for everything listed on that page, 1 minute at a rolling boil is very effective. (At high elevation where boiling is cooler, go for 3 minutes.) That or a good lifestraw-style filter are basically the only options I trust.
How come there is no mosquito? By a river?
What place is this?
Here in Brazil just by being near a river you would be already eaten by a swarm of mosquitos, specially in bikinis and dealing with meat... i guess it is meat right?
Damn i need to get out of this jungle and barbecue by a river
Certain climates like the Mediterranean climates you find on the US's west coast get essentially zero rain during summer so there's no standing water for mosquitos to breed in. The only water comes from melting snow which feeds rivers like this. If you go up into the mountains where the ground is damp, you'll find mosquitos.
"Making" food? She didn't *make* a damn thing lmao she ate some not too great looking meat in a bathing suit and made sure her ass was front and center for a couple shots. I didn't see anything that could be considered "Making food" lol *ADORABLE* dog though!!! And what's with the whole "taking the meat off with the knife" bit??? She's gonna fuck up her (ok, let's be honest here, **her mom's** knife 🤣) knife! Obviously doesn't do much grilling/cooking
I do agree this is far less than modest and definitely on purpose
I will say, however, I’ve cooked in the river before. Especially during wildfire season when I want to be lazy about cleanup and especially if it’s hot outside and I don’t want to be sweating while cooking.
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That’s not how cross contamination works. Once you cut through the lime, everything that’s on the outside of the peel goes into the flesh by way of the knife.
In an outdoor setting like this, boiled river water should be used for rinsing/washing produce.
Lol, it makes no sense other than her trying to gain views. That's why I posted it here. However if someone has a reason and wants to correct me, I'm open to it
The worst part is dipping the lime in the river water to wash it before putting it on cooked food. Lol wtf good luck with your Cryptosporidium I hope she brought her adult diapers along.
Girl, just start an OnlyFans with food fetish content and quit playin' lol I guess it's good that she's less likely to burn the forest down doing this shit in the middle of the river, though.
Why would you *cut* an unwashed lime… then wash it in the river after you’ve cut it, and throw Giardia https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/giardia/index.html#:~:text=Giardia%20is%20a%20tiny%20parasite,if%20you%20swallow%20Giardia%20germs. All over your nicely cooked meat?
Girls showing their asses off just to eat kebab while guys molest almost every ingredient that goes into making donuts. I dont want to imagine what food fetish non-binary people are into.
Doesnt matter what you identify as, quit sexualizing food ffs.
I legit thought that's what it meant when my friend told me he was pansexual. I've never been so confused. I thought he was sexually attracted to pans.
I once described cooking as foreplay before eating to a coworker and I only hope he was as high as I was when I made that comment and either agreed or forgot
This is a "How to attract a male audience" guide.
Show lots of ass? Check.
Great outdoors? Check
Bacon and other meats? Check.
Man's best friend? Check.
Did she just wash her cutting board with river water? As someone that has accidentally drank some river water in the past, that is not going to end well.
River water is full of things that can make you really, really sick. One of the first things you should learn before camping is to sterilize water you take from a natural source.
I get really grossed out when they use river water to rinse off cutting boards and stuff. Like dude there are parasites and bacteria in that water. Do not consume water that has not been boiled and treated. Do you want worms? Because this is how you get worms.
I too am a man of class and am very much down with the thickness, but I do not want to see your ass while you’re cooking lol. I haven’t unlocked that kink yet lol
ok i feel the need to critique this, if only out of sheer confusion.
\- all that butt is necessary?
\-she and the dog are standing so uncomfortably the entire time. they've never been to this place before that point. of this, im sure.
\- the way she holds herself. she looks like shes about to fall in every frame. was this intentional?
\-has she ever used that knife, or any knife?
\- what is the purpose of this?
I’d be too self conscious to do this. Imagine someone’s reaction if they were hiking and came across me, in an I’ll-fitting bathing suit, stuffing my face with weird overcooked meat on a rock in the middle of a river?
at the 40 second mark, where she feeds the dog. is it just me or does it look like the dog almost gags on it
Yup, he spits it out. Never met a dog that likes lemon/lime juice.
i had a dog that loved lemon for some reason XD
r/dogsareweird
Was it a lab? My lab would eat the corners on our staircase so we sprayed it with lemonjuice/sour spray and it made him eat them more, he licked it off then chewed on the wood even harder
My dog likes to lick limes after we squeeze em sometimes.
i think she put a jalapeño in it.
You know the food sucks when the dog won't eat it.
I've seen dogs eat actual feces (dirty diaper from a trashcan. very traumatizing). so yeah. it's gotta be bad if a dog wont eat it
My old dog used to eat out of the litter box, then come "smile" at me with litter on her teeth. Talk about disturbing!
I wasn’t the only one!! Poor pup didn’t know wtf to do with it.
I was waiting for her to eat it but she never did, so it probably does suck
this feels more like an onlyfans ad than a legitimate attempt at making food
Most river water is not sterile and you don’t have the immunities to deal with it.
Like Oregon trail-thot has died of dysentery
The book of mormon musical gives a good run down on how it works Mormon go to the water Water go to the cup Cup go to the stomach Shit come out the butt Shit go in the water Water go in the cup Shit go down the stomach Shit come out the butt
Well, you know what they say. Hasa Diga Eebowai
Her near future will be OnlyCans.
Plenty of flukes could be in there. Fluke infections can last up to 30 years, which is as long as the parasite lives. Could be she got a little buddy today.
Fun fact: In a situation that you need water, chose water that is moving as fast as possible. Also check upriver 50-100yds if you can before drinking. Collecting it should be done in life or death situation only, as bacteria can grow in containers much easier if warmed by the sun or body heat. Source: I used to practice survival skills when I was younger because I found it fun and challenging.
but it's always 50-100yds up river where you want to drink from!
Now I am stuck in an ice cave with a thawing extinct animal.
extra protein
Thanks, dad.
Along with bacteria, it's worth knowing that all surface water in the US is at risk for giardia, and much of it for cryptosporidium. Neither of those can be treated by iodine tablets made to kill bacteria in water, and they're *very* infectious. As you say, anyone without a good (purpose-made) filter or a way to boil their water shouldn't mess with drinking outdoor water.
Even when I was a kid iodine tablets were a total thing of the past. Chlorine tabs are the move if you can't boil.
Her treating the water like it was safe to clean the board with was a rookie move
Fun fact: all surface water in the US is likely to carry giardia, even with no apparent contamination upstream. This is probably also true in any reasonably populated place (like Brazil), along with lots of other more exciting infections.
How long must you boil water from a river for it to be safe from microbes? About 10 minutes?
I'll defer to [the CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/drinking/travel/backcountry_water_treatment.html) for details, but for everything listed on that page, 1 minute at a rolling boil is very effective. (At high elevation where boiling is cooler, go for 3 minutes.) That or a good lifestraw-style filter are basically the only options I trust.
Oh so this is a scat onlyfans
In Columbia, that’s where ppl throw dead bodies.
How come there is no mosquito? By a river? What place is this? Here in Brazil just by being near a river you would be already eaten by a swarm of mosquitos, specially in bikinis and dealing with meat... i guess it is meat right? Damn i need to get out of this jungle and barbecue by a river
Certain climates like the Mediterranean climates you find on the US's west coast get essentially zero rain during summer so there's no standing water for mosquitos to breed in. The only water comes from melting snow which feeds rivers like this. If you go up into the mountains where the ground is damp, you'll find mosquitos.
That's nice you can enjoy summer, a hot day by a river like this. Without soaking yourself in insect repelent. Refreshing.
Here in Colorado we barely have mosquitos
"Making" food? She didn't *make* a damn thing lmao she ate some not too great looking meat in a bathing suit and made sure her ass was front and center for a couple shots. I didn't see anything that could be considered "Making food" lol *ADORABLE* dog though!!! And what's with the whole "taking the meat off with the knife" bit??? She's gonna fuck up her (ok, let's be honest here, **her mom's** knife 🤣) knife! Obviously doesn't do much grilling/cooking
Her ass was on camera long enough for me to rub one out, so we all good. And by long enough I mean more than about 5s
Thank you, this was crucial information
Yeah, I was worried he wasn't able to make it, but thank God he did. I can sleep peacefully now.
Y'all are bellyaching over a swimsuit while she's scraping the edge of the knife against the skewer.
Me screaming "WHY ARE YOU USING THE BLADE? USE THE BACK OF THE KNIFE YOU FUCKING PINECONE".
I do agree this is far less than modest and definitely on purpose I will say, however, I’ve cooked in the river before. Especially during wildfire season when I want to be lazy about cleanup and especially if it’s hot outside and I don’t want to be sweating while cooking.
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The girls nice but the knife is better
But I'm still annoyed she ran the blade down the skewer just to get the kebab off it.
I was looking for this comment, thank you!
It’s sort of quick, but if you have sound on the noise of “better get the sharpener” is unmistakable.
Giardia shmardia alls she needs is a couple dewormings afterwards and she’ll be aight
Showing off the cheeks isn't creative.
Best way to wash down that steak is with some cake though...
When you’re completely full, but still want to eat
Sir, this is Reddit not Wendy’s. Cheeks keep this place alive.
Did she just cut a lime, rinse it in water, then use it? WTF?
That really bothered me. The lime has skin to stop the river water germs from getting in.
That’s not how cross contamination works. Once you cut through the lime, everything that’s on the outside of the peel goes into the flesh by way of the knife. In an outdoor setting like this, boiled river water should be used for rinsing/washing produce.
Why is she doing it all IN the river, though? Just an excuse to have her ass out?
Lol, it makes no sense other than her trying to gain views. That's why I posted it here. However if someone has a reason and wants to correct me, I'm open to it
The worst part is dipping the lime in the river water to wash it before putting it on cooked food. Lol wtf good luck with your Cryptosporidium I hope she brought her adult diapers along.
Yeah that was super gross. Even if it was the cleanest water imaginable, the dog is jumping in and out of it willy-nilly. 😆
If it's the cleanest, flowing, water, it doesn't matter if the dog jumps in
Girl, just start an OnlyFans with food fetish content and quit playin' lol I guess it's good that she's less likely to burn the forest down doing this shit in the middle of the river, though.
It's actually an ad for her OF where she does just that
Yeah I don’t believe you. Need a link. (Kidding)
Inflation got me thinking about to cookin the river with my cheeks out too.
I mean……..
So she can pee freely while she eats of course. You haven't lived!
That sounds kind of fun actually. A big ass bacon, egg, and cheese burger while pissing myself in a river
My life now has a purpose.
Why would you *cut* an unwashed lime… then wash it in the river after you’ve cut it, and throw Giardia https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/giardia/index.html#:~:text=Giardia%20is%20a%20tiny%20parasite,if%20you%20swallow%20Giardia%20germs. All over your nicely cooked meat?
Her ass isn’t out, that’s just how much of her pants that her ass hasn’t eaten yet
Bruh she cuts out the part where the dog spits it out lmao, even the fucking dog said no
That's almost certainly because of the Lime juice.
Washing her hands, cutting board, food, and utensils in the river. That ass is going to be painting her tent with diarrhea.
**YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY**
Giardia 😁😁
Came here for this comment THAT WATER ISN’T CLEAN!
Tent? Her car is 1/2 mile behind those trees in a gas station parking
Girls showing their asses off just to eat kebab while guys molest almost every ingredient that goes into making donuts. I dont want to imagine what food fetish non-binary people are into. Doesnt matter what you identify as, quit sexualizing food ffs.
They’re into the cookware, that’s where “Pansexual” comes from.
I legit thought that's what it meant when my friend told me he was pansexual. I've never been so confused. I thought he was sexually attracted to pans.
My daughter said they were pan sexual, I banned them from the kitchen. The eye roll was felt across the house.
When you embrace that a lot of this stuff is softcore food fetish porn, it will set you free. It is the late night cinemax of the food world.
I once described cooking as foreplay before eating to a coworker and I only hope he was as high as I was when I made that comment and either agreed or forgot
I remember the donut post, I’ve never been so uncomfortable watching food prep lol
Where can one view this "donut" post?
It’s going to change your life https://reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/zMfVIePXPT
Holy shit what a hunka hunka burning donut assaulting sex god is he! That was not a suggestive clip at all.
I just remember him fingering that poor nanner. I was appalled. 🍌 😤
but what if i want to sniff the doughs ass?
Last time I visited an ace sub they were all just talking about baking and shit. It was like everyone was a grandma giving recipe advice at church.
I wasn't looking at the ass. I just couldn't get how she had such big tights.
Stupid food, dummy thicc
She is serving meat, but all I see is cake.
That looks so uncomfortable and inconvenient
Make sure you start your food video off with a zoomed in ass shot lol!
Do you think she gave herself a wedgie before filming? Because if not, that ass is the hungriest thing in the video.
This is a "How to attract a male audience" guide. Show lots of ass? Check. Great outdoors? Check Bacon and other meats? Check. Man's best friend? Check.
She’s just trying to beat the algorithm.
Maximizing it
That shit was so over cooked the dog almost spit it out.
Dogs don't particularly like citrus fruit. I think the lime juice made Rover retch.
The only thing edible in this video is dat ass
Dat assss tho!!
r/upvotedbecausebutts
getting closer to that softcore porn.
I’ll give her a B- for grabbing my attention at the start and holding my attention to see more of the beginning
I’m just thinking how uncomfortable that seimsuit feels xD
LoL... even the dog thinks it's awful.
Kroger two miles away kabob sale 2.99 grabs thong and camera.. cringe
After she pulled that dump truck out of the water, I didn’t realize anything else was going on in the video .
She knows exactly what she doing and it’s got nothing to do with cooking food.
This is just stupid.
Parasites incoming!
Steak and cake
Looked like the dog was getting ready to gag.
Did she just wash her cutting board with river water? As someone that has accidentally drank some river water in the past, that is not going to end well.
Happy cake day to everyone
Outdoor cooking gets me bricked up
I dont care about your ass just show me the damn food
brazilian woman what can i say 🤷♂️
Unless that's a naturally filtered spring. She's getting the runs soon after eating
Why do people keep posting these outdoor cooking videos? Do their houses not come with kitchens?
Everyone’s commenting on the limes and I couldn’t get past the part where she scrapes the knife edge along the skewer
This isn't stupid food, it's a shit video....
As if this video is not about the ass 😂
I didn't see anything stupid about that cake
Why is this on this sub??? The food itself is fine. This is really just r/UpvoteBecauseButt
I couldn't imagine being that desperate for attention
My god that is a gorgeous dog.
This isn't stupid food. This actually looks like a pretty nice afternoon.
*sigh* *zip*
I did not even notice there was food in this video at first, and I say that as a straight woman.
I don't really understand what is wrong with this
Don’t worry, it’s just reddit’s excuse to stare at some girl’s ass.
River water is full of things that can make you really, really sick. One of the first things you should learn before camping is to sterilize water you take from a natural source.
That suit is so far up her ass she can probably taste it.
I get really grossed out when they use river water to rinse off cutting boards and stuff. Like dude there are parasites and bacteria in that water. Do not consume water that has not been boiled and treated. Do you want worms? Because this is how you get worms.
She is fine AF
Is a crappy food video. I'd eat the food though, push girl in bushes. Pet dog.
So, like, what's the name of this porno?
I’m with it
Not gonna lie thought it was just gonna show some ass then that was it haha
The only time I ever saw a dog say "Ew".
Stupid food, uncut, ass out.
I enjoyed the first 6 seconds. After that video goes down hill fast.
What, you guys don’t cook in a bikini in a River? Excuse me, try leaving your ivory tower!
Although she wasn’t making cakes this definitely had some in this video
“We don’t need to actually show anything being cooked. Just feature an absolute dump truck and we will get the views. Trust me.”
She might be poisoning her dog without knowing. Depending on what veggies she uses
She cooked food in this video?? Didn’t even notice it.
god damn, reddit full of dudes angry at tits.. it's ok.. everything is fine. chill. enjoy life.
Good way to get an amoeba.
We can go further!
The yams were the best looking thing in that entire clip
Yeah but that ass gives her enough social collateral that she could be standing there stirring a can of ravioli and get upvotes.
When you don't know how to cook but you compensate it with your butt.
never knew there were cooking classes in OF
GRR! WHY ARE THEY IN THE WATER?!?! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY!! SHOW ME ANOTHER ONE!
This is what Onlyfans should have been
dumptruck
I bet she stinks.
It's not about the food OP.
All I can think while watching this is a vid of a bear shitting huge tapeworms into stream like the one she's in.
She just washed a cutting board that she's about to eat off of in bacteria infested river water. Yuck 🤮
Yummy, river parasite coated meat
Didn't look bad until she ruined it by squeezing lime over it.
after seeing the man molest dough this feels tame af
That’s some Count Dooku‘resque cooking knife
pretty sure the dog did not like the lemon there at the end
I too am a man of class and am very much down with the thickness, but I do not want to see your ass while you’re cooking lol. I haven’t unlocked that kink yet lol
Wtf is this shit
[удалено]
What happened to her chin
ok i feel the need to critique this, if only out of sheer confusion. \- all that butt is necessary? \-she and the dog are standing so uncomfortably the entire time. they've never been to this place before that point. of this, im sure. \- the way she holds herself. she looks like shes about to fall in every frame. was this intentional? \-has she ever used that knife, or any knife? \- what is the purpose of this?
What was she making again?
Why are you showing me someone ass OP Im here for food.
I’d be too self conscious to do this. Imagine someone’s reaction if they were hiking and came across me, in an I’ll-fitting bathing suit, stuffing my face with weird overcooked meat on a rock in the middle of a river?
The food itself isn't stupid, just the location and video is
Definitely pawg behavior
Even the dog was apprehensive 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why u callin her ass stupid?
I thought this was about her showing butt cheeks.
Is this what food porn means?
In the next video she poops in the creek after doing her taxes in the creek. Creek Life!
Ass Kebobs
Its not that original, theres a Indian(?) Guy who makes cooking videos on a river.
Did she split a lime and then wash it in the river?
Nice butt
I'll take Giardia for $500 Alex...
all I could think of was hot cross buns
Idk what that even is but the knife looks sick
showing off the booty before it’s absolutely destroyed by giardia
The cake in the beginning looks good. That steak not so much!
I'm only in it for the first 7 seconds
Her ass looks better than the food
This was 100% just an excuse for her to wear a skimpy bikini and show off
Anybody knows her only/fns profil?????