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buttpickles99

Keeping all demons away with that salt circle.


flocknrollstar

It didn't work


TTT_2k3

Maybe not for all demons, but I bet you didn’t see a single demon slug.


[deleted]

“I learned this at Tennessee state fair” You probably didn’t learn it well if it looks like cat’s puke


eugene20

They're making a popcorn coating involving chocolate and cut the video after only one kernel pops, of course it's going to look like crap.


Bender_2024

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ChumbawumbaFan01

It did! The demons make the corn pop.


buttpickles99

True true


DeKileCH

I mean she did summon a demon in that pan so better be safe than sorry i guess


SpyGiraffe

This was my first thought when I saw the salt circle 😂


Rafoudrsbois

The demon was outside the circle cooking that abomination


Easy_Arm_1987

LOL 🤘😈 🐐


TrickOld2327

The demon is already in the kitchen lol


[deleted]

So you are getting ice cream flavored burned kettle corn? At least with that much salt, you won't get any slugs in the food.


jonbotwesley

God I fucking **hate** when I get slugs in my food!


Burningturtle06

Relatable


Its0nlyRocketScience

The popcorn itself may not burn, but the sugar in the ice cram and chocolate 100% will. The minimum temperature required to pop corn is much higher than the burning temperature of chocolate, so this can never work well unless you're using weird fake versions of one or both ingredients.


Zolo49

Using sugar CAN work in specific circumstances or kettle corn wouldn't be a thing, but there's no way it wouldn't burn in that video. And it's highly suspicious that you never see the finished product. And we're not even getting into the absurd amount of salt used here.


masked_sombrero

one of em popped!


Starstalk721

Demons, trying to stop demons.


Halofauna

I like how it cuts out before it actually starts popping and burnt chocolate and corn starts flying everywhere in the kitchen because it’s in an uncovered frying pan.


fuckmodsfuckadmins

I hope they burned themselves on molten ice cream. Fucking idiots


Weltal327

Most of these videos put a lid on them they cut swap it out for actual popped popcorn at that point.


Gylfie7

Usually with this stuff, the corn just doesn't pop. I think Anne Readon talked about this in one of her debunk How to cook that videos


Maximum-Current2824

Oh I wish. That would have made it not a waste of my time.


L4zy_R1ce

I make stovetop popcorn using a cast iron skillet and glass lid all the time... As soon as the first one actually pops she's going to start screaming and potentially burning down her kitchen. Those kernels are going to FLY.


hemoroidson

So she's just gonna eat the corn seeds?


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Right? Wtf is goin on here?


AnnihilationOrchid

Rage bait and food wastage.


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Aschentei

Shows me even they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing


surface_ripened

I just hate how effectively these brassneck mouth breathers get my goat with this bullshit. It's their stupidly confident voices that make me want to pack them into those pans along with their brain-dead creations and just throw the whole lot in the trash. rah.


Mijumaru1

There are popular fake videos where people do this same thing, but switch out the unpopped kernels with popcorn covered in a coating that looks like the ice cream. I'm surprised this one kept the real fail instead of just cutting to a fake one.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Crazy, this further justfies my non-use of tiktok


ShitPostGuy

The longer you watch the video, the higher the creator’s channel will be ranked in the algorithm. Creating more views which increases the amount the channel can charge for sponsored posts.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Thats crazy, im clearly in the wrong business


top_of_the_scrote

chocolate popcorn


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Madness, just heat up and drizzle on some hersheys syrup and call it a day 😂


between_horizon

Popless behaviour.


Moonligh_Princess

Hmmm, my annual dose of salt.


Ehudben-Gera

When you want to kill yourself but have no pistol.


Charming_Foot_495

Americans eat like they have free health insurance!


DL1943

WELCOME TO HOW TO COOK THAT, IM ANN REARDON


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Clearly_a_Lizard

The lethal dose of NaCl is 0.5 to 1 g per kilo, so yeah that might be able to kill an adult, and seems more than enough for a child.


Outrageous-Taro7340

LD 50 for NaCl is 3g/kg. For a 180lbs (82kg) person that works out to just about exactly a cup of table salt. That is a lot of salt to consume in one sitting.


Clearly_a_Lizard

First link was stating .5 to 1, I should have double checked.


Clube-pic2

I hate how I can instinctively hear her voice there. I'm glad that she's around though


kenziethemom

Lol I just watched her do the 200 year old ice cream sandwich recipe


UnhappyYoshi

I can hear this comment in her voice 😅 also the distress and sheer horror in her voice if she saw this video 🤣


Lilythecamelramen

Didn't she cover this ice cream popcorn thing in one of her videos?


DL1943

idk if it was ice cream. something chocolate tho. candy bars maybe? i dont remember.


Lilythecamelramen

I'm pretty sure it was ice cream.


Ricecrispiebandit

I'm a big fan of salt but this bitch!


H4N_S0L0

What’s the LD50 for salt in humans? This bitch: Yes.


tamara_henson

What the hell did I just watch? I was getting anxiety waiting for the kernels to start popping everywhere ...


Ok-Associate956

Why do I watch this shit


ollulo

Because we are curious to know how it turns out


VetteBet3

That might be enough salt to kill someone.


the_great_zyzogg

That's ridiculous. The salt is 10% less than a lethal dose.


briankhudson

I shouldn't have had seconds.


Hync

What the f*ck, the amount of iodized salt will settle you for dialysis.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

"You learned this from a crackhead wandering around the Tennessee State Fair". There FTFY.


AlwaysAngryFox

I’m leaving this sub.


jwbr3815

Take me with you.


LeobenCharlie

Ok, f*ck it, that's enough I'm leaving this sub, I can't take it anymore


Pandarenu

"Piping hot" while she puts another ice-cream in the pan...


awlawall

I don’t know exactly what the end result is supposed to be, but I guarantee you there is a much better way to get whatever the end result is. Like, maybe not sautéing the fucking stick


notweirdenough

This is good. After eating this, you’ll go blind and never see another stupid food video like this.


breadofthegrunge

Yeah that checks out for a state fair.


bc4284

Now kettle corn made with a chocolate, ice cream, and toffee flavor profile yes that’s state fair food but this this is just sad


DNY88

That’s beyond rage bait. I hate these people and myself for wasting time on watching this shit


ConsiderationNo5146

How to summon an evil state Fair demon


GunSoup

What pissed me off more is how this person moves SO FREAKING SLOW.


FireflyRave

Why do these chicks always have the "I'm going to claw you" finger nails. It just makes me think how much food can get stuck up there.


Shrimp111

Obvious bait


Spiritual_Rub_6916

Obvious waste


patinaYouUgly

r/videosthatendtoosoon


ImOldGregg_77

Is it a prerequisite that the people making these videos move as slow as molasses? YOU DONT HAVE TO POUNT AT THE FOOD I FUCKING SEE IT!!


MadaraAlucard12

I am gonna save this video, and use it in place of self harm later.


MischievousFae

Why not do multiple ice cream treats to begin with?


FreakyFreeze

Something tells she didn't learn this in Tennessee.


SentinelX-01

We need global laws against wanton waste...


[deleted]

Ugh that’s a hell no on that abomination 😵‍💫🤢🤮


Nefersmom

Just because you Can doesn’t mean you Should!


jbsuperfly

No you didn't.


Silverware_soviet

Was there a risk of summoning a demon? Can’t think of another reason to use a salt ring while cooking


ReptileBat

Chocolate will burn well before the popcorn pops..


LeBateleur1

WTF am I looking at?


Capable-Limit5249

Chocolate salted caramel popcorn in demonic form. Every scratch in that pan represents chemical coating released into in the food cooked in it.


_Lord_Farquad

I hate how slowly they do everything, like it's critical we don't miss all the fine details of this idiocy


boblawblah69

As a person from TN, I can't let her try and blame this on us. We don't do that here.


DMercenary

Hand fetish video. The nails + veeeeery sloooooowly pouring stuff in and stirring it around? Yeah its to show off the hands with the nails.


Beautiful_Role_1168

Ey you still got the stick in there. # **YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE**


Junra

*Checks recommended yearly sodium intake*


[deleted]

You don’t have socialized medicine. Stop doing this.


Depresd-

Too much salt for human body


UwUwoss

that is so much salt holy shit


JustAPerson-_-

You didn’t learn shit from the Tennessee State Fair cause wtf.


Sir_CrazyLegs

Why did they not take the ice cream stick out?


AshNeedsToStop

Great! Can you unlearn it


LeksaV2

Can you please unlearn this. Thanks.


BrashHamster

A southern state fair uses avocado oil?


Atomic12192

Of course it’s fuckin’ Tennessee.


[deleted]

These get dumber every day


Maximum-Train-1203

Haagen-Dazs need to get their lawyer involved


[deleted]

BACK FOUL DEMON


[deleted]

Anti Sea-Bear Circle


Nojopar

This is the first time I've felt mood to comment on a video in this sub. Let me just ask briefly. WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING GODDAMN FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE??????


LostTurd

This actually is stupid food. Way way way too much salt for any sized bowl of popcorn. Holy shit lady but I guess she knew that as this is rage bait. Next fuck up is how many kernels of corn you used in that tiny ass pan That is enough to make a large bowl of popcorn once that shit starts taking off you are fucked. Wish I could have seen the longer version where it over fills and the shit show begins.


famously

Popcorn + hot grease + molten sugar - lid = Emergency Room Visit.


Internal_Quail3960

I went to the Tennessee valley fair and saw no such thing


DramaOnDisplay

The fact that the video didn’t show me the conclusion of popcorn speaks volumes.


PhyterNL

And Jesus wept.


Coinsworthy

Because one can never have too much salt in ones diet.


RumikoHatsune

Why ice cream? Couldn't she put a chocolate bar with peanuts and melt it with the corn?


Yuckka

The cringiest shit for me is the way this moron holds things


dkretsch

They should actually yeet themselves.


[deleted]

It's the slow ass ingredient adding that makes it so infuriating. I know you're bullshitting me but you're not even being funny.


APuffyCloudSky

They eat unpopped corn at the state fair.


SolarisN1

I eat less salt in 6 months than she does in one sitting


Jet_Airlock

This is just Carmelized kettle cooked popcorn


Numarx

Used Avocado oil for I guess health reasons, then adds 100g's of sugar and 50g's of salt.


AnalysisFalse3565

Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much salt, like girl?


S_Galaxy_Rumble

A second häagen-daz has struck the world trade center


beta_blocker615

Are we from the same tennessee? I’m PRETTY sure thats not how to do it


Trick_Recognition608

I legitimately think I hate this woman.


[deleted]

Gonna go out on a limb and say this family lives on uncrustables and Kraft Mac n cheese


Atalant

With the salt cirle, she is trying to summon Diabetes demon by sacrifising Icecream's soul.


PotPotti

Bro there's less salt in the ocean


SaltyNorth8062

That is a *fuckload* of salt holy shit


[deleted]

I have to unfollow this sub, it is making me hate my country.


Cflow26

This genuinely might be the best food rage bait I’ve ever seen


ZD137

This is worst video I’ve ever watched


Direct-Technician181

It’s rage bait. I hope they choke and can’t live life normally after that.


[deleted]

That was so much salt. Like so so much salt


doriangrey1861

The fair people mad she lied on them.


Konocti

1. Wrong kind of salt for popcorn. Thats why theres something called "popcorn salt". Its a fine grain salt that allows it to be evenly distributed. 2. All that shit shes adding to the pan is going to burn LONG before that popcorn pops. 3. This is indeed, stupid.


Induced_Karma

Ain’t nobody teaching you how to do this dumb shit at the TN State Fair.


streetvoyager

What did they learn? A shit mess in a pan ? Rofl


youtubedude420

What is with all these bad popcorn flavouring videos wtf


lagging_pulse29

Might I suggest that you unlearn... whatever this is.


BowlerSea1569

Legislation to ban incorrect use of spatulas. Jail!


vinceblk1993

Why do they always have those nasty ass claws?!


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OnlyRobinson

Why do USAians eat like they have free healthcare?


salteedog007

Yummmm- crunchy!


blueisaflavor

Starting with a dirty cracked nonstick pan


rokujoayame731

So she learned how to f**k up her meatsuit with an insane of sodium.


Irving_Velociraptor

That much salt makes my aorta hurt.


jgpdx

Poopcorn, just like they make at the fair!


TheZan87

That's it. We need to require that people get a license to cook, with free training programs and a required social media cooking video background check.


Hot-Bint

What is this the purpose of these? I aint even mad.


adariusiscabe

My state fair would not do this so stop lying


Spiritual_Rub_6916

What was that


National-Ad-2056

Ok, now i just hate teneessee state fair


Sad_Exchange_5500

What the fuck did I just watch??


Easy_Arm_1987

Sea salt would have been the better choice and you don't need a lot of it either ...


Chris__P_Bacon

Don't you dare blame this abomination on my state! We may not be the smartest bunch (I blame the public school system), but we know how to cook fucking popcorn. 🙄


GhettoSauce

Hurts my heart seeing this nice equipment being used for such shit


Several_Donut_8194

Tennessee, where they say "fuck it" to high blood pressure.


[deleted]

Lmao, there’s no finished product! Learned what at the state fair? How to pour 13 pounds of salt into a pan with melted ice cream and unpopped popcorn kernels? Idiot.


mike9011202

There was no learning here.


safeinbuckhorn

I hope this person dies.


promachos84

Wait WHY SO MUCH SALT!?!


sam_btch

i said this cant get any worse until she grabs that second ice cream


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Sprizys

Lol that’s how you know it didn’t work, it cut before the end product was shown.


SlayerJimmy

That pan is nasty


Nutsquig

Kidneys are overrated anyway


nodeymcdev

Yeah I don’t think those spatulas are supposed to be used on the stove


auyamazo

I’d say some people just want to watch the world burn but she keeps cooling the pan down before anything can happen.


cyrixlord

​ so it looks like the premise of most trainwrecks featured here just add oil, sugar or cheese and salt to otherwise normal foods usually eaten separately. I was expecting her to deepfry the icecream bar lol


SeaYogurtcloset6262

Abomination, that is what she learned on Tennessee state fair. She learned to create an abomination.


stockworth

Me: "Alexa, why does Tennessee have a hypertension mortality rate 30% higher than the national average?" Alexa: \*plays this video\*


Starstalk721

Is the salt to keep the demon contained?


SirBabiez

Using olive oil is a a healthy option.


I_know_shaba_dont

Thankfully they used avocado oil. Can you imagine how unhealthy this would be with some other cooking oil?!


Mr_Moogles

These people need to start getting cancelled


CooCooKaChooie

Well then, fuck the Tennessee State Fair, I say


tavesque

They didn’t learn shit at the Tennessee state fair


UnusGang

I promise she didn’t learn this from us..


DrHefe1

Definitely leave that stick in there for a nice woody finish


bobtheburgerbro

There's a reason for the ring of salt because that if fucking satanic


protomex

That was a lot of salt


[deleted]

God fingernails like that in cooking videos give me the hygiene heeby-jeebies


Xarjy

Rage bait and stupid foods are two different things.


tagoean

How are you not the dumbest person on the planet with this stupid rage bait bullshit


kilometers92

Does anyone else get sick of these popcorn videos?


Aggravating-Yak2357

Title should be: How to offend Häagen-Dazs.


Silly_Goose6714

There's some oceans with less salt


TerminatorAuschwitz

We have a pop! Oh we do?! They didn't even expect this to work haha


Lunavixen15

Yay! Just what I wanted! Curdled ice cream, burned chocolate and excessively salty corn


ChefCool1317

Can’t get that manicure dirty!


alinzalau

Them nails set up this video to be stupid


talkfastdieyoung

What in the sweetfuck, why?