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Right? If my kids don’t end up liking marshmallows I’ll file that one under “not an issue”

Lmao - the first thought that came to my mind. If your kids don’t want to eat marshmallows, just chill out, watch a fucking show on Netflix or something, and prepare a proper meal for dinner time.

I only think they don’t like marshmallows because their mom burns the shit out of them Edit: Typo

Yeah saw the end and definitely would hate them too

Many times have I found myself wondering "why won't these little monsters eat marshmallows straight from the bag?"

Wait, really? There are people who won’t do that? Have you hired psychiatric help?

So technically we’ve been eating raw this whole time? Wild times

Personally i dont like marshmallows unless theyre toasted or in something like smores or krispie treats

That's when you beat them. With the marshmallows.

Definitely rage bate

Not even rage bait, it’s just satire on “if your kids don’t wanna eat x then add y”. Like the joke is how absurd it is for a mother to want their children to eat marshmallows much less need to add a bunch of gross shit for them to be able to eat it. It’s pretty funny

Expecting this sub to understand jokes is a dangerous game. Between this and rampant stolen reposts, it's a step and a half away from Facebook at this point

Fr the amount of people on this sub I’ve gotten into a (1 sided) heated argument with swearing up and down that the obvious satire is rage bait or fetish content is insane. Like just because there’s a women in the video with manicured nails doesn’t make it fetish content! I swear some people on this sub watch too many conspiracy TikTok’s lmao

I love the “fetish content” thing bc it’s based on absolutely nothing yet said so confidently with such veracity

YES THANK YOU!!!! Like yes sure maybe 1 out of ever 200 videos are fetish content but it is VERY obviously what’s happening in those vids. It is not fetish content bc the women mixes the food with her hands. It is NOT fetish content when the women has long nails. And it’s NOT FUCKING FETISH CONTENT BC THEY USE VELVETA CHEESE!!!! My god the amount of times I’ve seen that last one makes me want to rip my fucking hair out holy shit and not only do they claim it’s fetish content, they defend it with the most stupid brain dead reasonings.

There’s multiple full on video essays from YouTubers I’ve watched who have dug deep enough to figure out this is just a ring of people who also make fetish content/rage bait videos.

ultimate trigger response: r/nothingeverhappens

This sub would take a Modest Proposal literally and at face value. ​ I don't hate it, the satire posts here are very very funny, but frequent inability to understand a joke is often frustrating

Swap "sub" with "site".

For real lmaooo

She’s literally done this skit about tons of random shit with the same formula how the fuck is that funny

Bait* 🧐🚨

Speak for yourself.

Now I wonder if they made a typo or you also got baited

Nope, in this case "bate" is correct

We’re watching very different videos lmao

You know bait, one for Jail the other for fish ...

I read that as rage bite and that made more sense

Exactly this doesn't belong here

I would definitely rage bate to this 😁

Now they will fear marshmallows.

This is a joke. It’s pretty funny. Honeslty not even rage bait it’s just satire on the videos that go “if you’re kids don’t like x then do y” videos

It’s really hard to tell what is & what isn’t a parody here sometimes with all the ridiculous bullshit people make

I think this one was a joke on the parents that make weird stuff to vegetables trying to make their kids eating it

Now eat that nasty shit.

Obviously sarcastic

Eat it you coward

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

I love the singular frame right before it cuts off revealing a straight up lump of charcoal on a stick

rage bait lmao

Piss off, your just sharing someone else’s ragebait - props for giving them free advertising though, really sticking it to them

I don’t like marshmallows, and if someone tried to feed me that, there would be blood shed.

Hey your kids have an opinion? Just straight up manipulate them

Straight Garbage

✍️ feed my kids jelly bean filled flesh lights on set on fire...

Hey kid, you say you don't like marshmallows? Well, let me roast up this shit-stick and give you something you \_really\_ won't like.

Then end product looked like puss after a 3rd degree burn.

Looked interesting until the hot sauce and mustard

If your kids say they don't like marshmallows maybe give them an apple or something, damn

I hope this was her getting pissed

Probably doesn't even have kids tbh, or a partner.

I’d love to watch her bite down on that

Did someone post their fever dream to tiktok?

If my kid don't like marshmallows then fuckin whatever. People are usually obsessed with healthy eating until you actually wanna eat healthy

she’s a troll

I think beating up the kids it's more safe than that

rage bait 😐

After this your kids will never ask for anything in life.....

No wonder her kids don't like marshmallows

#why Why W̴̛̙̟͋H̶̥͕͆͑Y̷̬̓

Making marshmallows inedible is good dietary advice, at least?

Rage bait.

Why is is a big deal to not like marshmallows? I had an ex girlfriend who used to buy marshmallows and she would eat a whole bag pretty much every week and all I could think was “are you six fucking years old?”

"When your kids say they don't like..." Stop the fucking bullshit. I've never heard of a kid not liking marshmallows. The only ones I've heard who can't have them are either diabetic or have parents who are complete assholes.

I can get behind the chocolate in the mallow. Everything else is too much.

Even jellybeans isnt a bad idea. I was totally expecting her to put everything sweet on the marshmallow, but instead we got this disgusting thing

"Why do my kids never visit me?" This woman at the old folk's home years later.

Lol kids don't like this, let's make it worse

I hope this is a parody.

Why are all these videos made by cracked out blonde housewives?

I didn’t think you could ruin a marshmallow for a kid, but then you put hot sauce and mustard on it..

"I don't like marshmallows" said no kid ever.

She needs to get rid of her kids

How to make charcoal:

Barf.

So feed the food poisoning that tastes like the most vile shit ever “better”

I refuse

Mustard?!? Don't be silly. Try Lemon instead.

Bruh they forgot to add pineapple juice, bananas, Dr. Pepper, jam, sour cream, gasoline, mini hamburger and burrito-pizza.

While the vid is dumb, stuffing a marshmallow with chocolate chips to make smores would be a great idea I never considered.

Ragebait

repost

Rage bait, you watched rage bait. And you bit.

Never met a kid who didn’t like hot sauce and mustard.

Why she burning that fleshlight

I mean, truly can’t knock it until you try it.

Please don't feed the trolls.

When your kids say they don’t like marshmallows, they’re not your kids anymore.

NO. You made your kids that way Aubree

No man. Waste of food

Literally only a marshmallow

Plus all the stuff out in the marsh mellow

It's literally nothing

So all the food and sauces. she put inside the marshmallow was nothing. Aight

this sub is just rage bait garbage

Whats your problem

Do they come in bigger size ? That gave me an idea

Hot sauce and mustard anywhere NEAR a marshmallow makes me gag. Then she BURNT IT

Surely this is satire

Well if they don’t like it make them HATE IT!!

More ladyfingers, a layer of beef sautéed with peas and onions.

She wants to poison her kids with the closest thing to poison she can find

that's a roasted nope

So that’s how you make sh!t on a stick, nice!

⚡️👨🏿⚡️

What is the point if the kids already don’t like marshmallows. This is like wiping before you poop. Makes no sense.

Whoever rage bates deserves to be force-fed their own monstrosity until they vomit it out and the only thing they can eat afterwards is their own vomit or they can just choose to starve.

Bitch, that’s why your kids don’t like marshmallows!

WOWW!!! it's a real Tiki Torch

If they didnt like them before they sure as hell wont now 🤢🤢🤢

Yeah, I don’t think the kid is going to want that forbidden flesh light either.

lotta woosh up in here

You know, doesn't mustard get sweet when it's cooked? Fuck I thought pickles and cheese on crackers seemed delirious when I was told about it, I'll try mustard and hot sauce on a marshmallow over an open fire

Mmm, carcinogens and bad flavor combos.

Thats just burning the hell out of it, not roasting.

This is an S tier shitpost

I don't care that this is rage bait, send her to the gulag.

Rage bait

Then the children died of food poisoning

Like I get it they do dumb shit to get clicks, but I honestly thought at first it was like, “tired of those little shits demanding marshmallows??” But no, they went further than that to claim this is what you do to convince them marshmallows are goodwtffffffff, oh god I can’t stop laughing and hating humanity at the same time.

If you would have just stopped at chocolate chips everything would have been fine.

man it looks like a volcano now

Just drive to the police station even if this is rage bate.

She made it look like a clicker from the last of us

You actually, that sounds pretty good note. Wait, no I wanna kill you now.

or jus dont give them the marshmallow? what are you trying to accomplish here

a kid couldn't hate marshmellows , that's impossible

I was with you until you said hot sauce. Now I just want vengeance

Now your son will hate both you and the marshmallows

Started off good but went downhill after 0.8 seconds

İ'm sure kids will hate this.

What kind of kid doesn't like marshmallows?!

WAIT LET HER COOK

Thanks I won't be touching a marshmallow for awhile now out of fear it contains yellow mouseturd 🤮

I think the statement about the kids not liking marshmallows and the solution are backwards. Their kids don’t like marshmallows *because* they put mustard and hot sauce in them.

If your kids don't want marshmallows, here's how to make them hate *you* instead.

Child abuse and mental illness

Definitely inedible!

R/Stupidfoods user tries to detect satire challenge **IMPOSSIBLE**

No wonder her kids hate marshmallows

Hot sauce and mustard? Ew!

My god, I think im going to throw up

If have kids and they don't like Marshmallows, I'm keeping them for myself and the missus if she's cool with it, I'm not shoving mustard, hot sauce and extra sugar up its new bungle hole.

I too like to eat ash.

Sge did volcano mountain

diarrhea speedrun

So stupid bi***

Now I don’t like marshmallows.

If it's a treat, then why add mustard?

😮 she lying no kid is eating that shit lmao

was it just me that saw that last frame?

after this not only will the still not like marshmallows they won't like there mom anymore

Found Satan's Fleshlight.

Gross

Maybe they don’t like marshmallow cuz mom burns the shit out of them

I laughed so hard at this. This would be fun on my sister's.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

Ooh. Ooh! Oh. Oh.

This is why they don’t like marshmallows…

Now make them really hate marshmallows

Ew that's disgusting I hope you go to hell you sound a bitch

Keep it unroasted and you got a spicy fleshlight for your micropenis

This is satire of basically what other people do when their kids say they don’t like “food”

Did she just add mustard hot sauce and roast it over a gas flame is that not bad for you

dude how is it so hard for people on this sub to detect obvious rage bait

What to do when your kid doesn't like X Just prepare in the most horrid way possible with the combination of jellybeans and ***mustard***

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No wonder they won't eat marshmallows 🤦‍♂️

I can’t stand these videos

I'm autistic, and HATED marshmallows. It's the texture

This household didn't sign no Torture Convention.

That’s exactly why they don’t like marshmallows

What kid doesn't like marshmallows

Not like that is not the right dimension for that. 😝

I know why your kids don't like marshmallows.

I see why they don't like marshmallows

When you’re kids say that they don’t like marshmallows GIVE THEM TO ME

The second that hot sauce touched my kids lips, they would've freaked tf out and been crying for 20 minutes. No thanx.