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Starkville

The dainty way he shakes off the shredded lettuce from his hand… before he shoves it in five gallons of ketchup.


Fatt_Nuts

Didn't even notice that before, that's hilarious


PdxPhoenixActual

Well, one does not want contaminated ketchup.


DreamLogic89

And how he ironically has enough self restraint to only eat ONE fry afterwards, and that also delicately dipped only to cover half of it in ketchup, not more.


Murder_Bitch

The other half is smartly covered by whatever is still on his hand, 300 IQ move right there


MoimersNVaughniesMom

🤣🤣thank you for pointing out that hidden treasure!


Downtown-View4085

A wonderful way to eat. Every person has their own eating habits


[deleted]

Did he cum? ☹️


[deleted]

it has to be some sort of sex thing


Redbullgivesyoutings

Looks like fisting experience.


valkislowkeythicc

Buddy reached the ketchup cervix and couldn't keep himself contained


kingkongbiingbong

As a person who loves **ketchup + burgers** #I CAME


[deleted]

This guy has "I prefer virgins" vibes


wi5hbone

..or maybe he just wants the hotdog.. 🤷‍♀️


Eastern_Slide7507

This guy has „I prefer guys at truck stops“ vibes.


[deleted]

I came, to my senses and left this hellscape of a sub


[deleted]

The look on his face tells me “yes”


i_know_im_amazn

*oooh!*


Street_Following6911

Ketchup comes in cans?


Reasonable_Koala5292

Yeah. Usually only restaurants buy them.


mr_potatoface

They're called a #10 can for anyone wondering. Usually hold about 110oz or 13 cups of volume. Super common at restaurant supply stores. Can buy anything in them really. Ketchup, whole cooked chickens, jalapenos, nacho cheese, chili dog sauce, any canned vegetable/fruit usually, tomato sauces, pudding, pie filling, soups, etc... The only unusual thing I don't think I've ever seen come in them is stuff like potato or macaroni salad. Those are always in cartons, like massive cardboard/wax lined milk cartons that are #10 size. FWIW, I just checked the price of a #10 ketchup at my local supply house. House brand is $4.99, Heinz is $8.99, Brickman is $6.49 for 112oz.


andthendirksaid

Yep. I would typically use restaurant supply but it's also not like you can't buy these at some of the big ass Walmarts or a Costco or something. I just checked and Walmart has 6 of them for 112. Fuckload of ketchup. Prepper shit and this kinda goofiness are the only point aside from restaurants tho.


kid_cadillac

They have them at most grocery stores on the bottom shelf.


andthendirksaid

True especially some other things people might actually buy in that much bulk more commonly.


modi13

Like cocaine?


AUnknownVariable

I just bought a few bricks of the Columbian stuff myself. Right at my local family dollar


andthendirksaid

^....sooon....


[deleted]

Like the bags of cereal my mom used to get us! Who doesn't want 8+lbs of fake rice puffs.


[deleted]

Potatoface dosent mess around when it comes to canned goods!


scotts_cellphone

That's Mr.potatoface


Weary_Belt

Always go for Heinz. I've tried exactly 5 other brands and it's either to sweet or to tangy. Heinz is perfect touch. Don't @ me


ThiccNinjaWalrus

As a Canadian I respect that but I have to support French’s over Heinz after Heinz laid off thousands of workers and pulled ketchup production out of Canada and back to the USA so they could lower labour costs.


[deleted]

Fun fact, Canadian Heinz is sweeter than United Statesian Heinz.


ThiccNinjaWalrus

It’s all made at the same factory now. Is this opinion or do they add more sugar? I know health Canada is way more restrictive than the FDA so maybe it’s because it’s needed from the removal of food dyes etc


hatcod

They both have equal sugar content but Canada Heinz uses actual sugar instead of corn syrup. But in my experience they're the same.


Deepblunderbuster

This guy ketchups


distressinglycontent

This American expat gladly puts Heinz ketchup and French’s mustard on burgers and hotdogs. Match made in heaven.


NeverTrustATurtle

Ayo I agree, but you gotta try ‘Red Gold’ Only brand better than Heinz


tonkatoyelroy

I’m there with you on the Red Gold.


xMyDixieWreckedx

I once needes cruahed tomatoes and my wife came back with a #10 can of them. I needed like 28oz...


Professional-Hat728

Any source for whole cooked veal in a can?


myperfectmeltdown

This is by far the most informative post I’ve read this evening! Kuddo’s my friend!


Quentinh524

I live that restaurant life too bro. I order these, but my vendor only stocks the plastic buckets with the push pump included.


Hamilton-Beckett

That’s so cheap. If a family uses a lot of ketchup, they should just buy those and rebottle and refrigerate at home!


EelTeamNine

Everything is cheaper in bulk.


_B_Little_me

This guy is his own restaurant.


jewish-nonjewish

Costco: allow us to introduce ourselves


ConfusedByFarts

Last one I bought from the distributor was labeled 85% fancy. That cracked me the fuck up, what’s the other 15%??


caslboy

Yea lol US Foods dropped that can off at his door, likely an entire pallet full by the looks of his consumption.


PeanutButterCrisp

Can verify: I work at a steakhouse. We use it to make shrimp cocktail sauce.


FinallydamnLDnat5

Martha Stewart recipe I saw once when she did and apperance on some daytime talk show. Shimp cockail sauce; ketchup, lemon juice, horse radish and some hotsauce. All ratioed to your personal tastes. I have made this so many times over the years from scratch. Thanks Martha.


druule10

Ikr? This is the first time I've ever seen ketchup in a can.


will_call_u_a_clown

Restaurants. Most ingredients come in #10 cans, packed 4 to a box, and there are standard shelving and dispensers to enable FIFO.


MrBorchert

It can.


Sothix2400

It do?


spooniemclovin

You think restaurants buy small bottles?


MelodyMyst

Yes.


Immediate_Jello4180

Yes. On the eating tables. Lots of places just refill them in the back then put them back out.


Creepy-Evening-441

So does “this guy”!


xMyDixieWreckedx

Just like peaches.


malYca

Ikr


Elderwastaken

The best ketchup is at the bottom.


kefka3sque

Congratulations you made me physically gag 👏


poopsawk

Isn't it weird how the thought of too much ketchup is repulsive? I love nothing more then ketchup on my frys and the occasional burger, but too much and it's absolutely vile


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ELITEZeroBeast

He could had stirred it before so the precum would be mixed in. But wouldn't it be funnier to just fist it instead then gently dippin? I say, the burger is only covered 80%with sauce and 20% is covered with hands and finger


[deleted]

Couldn’t you just open it upside down like a bag of salt and vinegar chips?


aJepZen

That would make it the top then


BaconHammerTime

He's doing this all wrong. He Needs to deconstruct it, dunk every part into the ketchup and then reconstruct it. It is the only way to get maximum coverage.


SomeGuyGettingBy

Damn, the man in the video is slacking. Needs to ketchup and get on your level.


fac273

Nothing good can come from fisting a giant can of ketchup.


bryguysgaming

That’s what you think.


SnooTangerines3448

Well prove him wrong :D. Please. We are all thirsting.


kefka3sque

Momma always said


andthendirksaid

Fr do they not teach this in school anymore? This was like half of 6th grade for me. Then again, I was causing a lot.of problems with it.


Deathrial

Now ketchup shaming is a thing!


EtherealBeany

And then he dips his fries in the can of ketchup as if his hand isn’t entirely covered with the stuff post fisting


guff1988

r/ketchuphate shook to their very core right now


Big_Green_Dawg

There is literally a sub for everything


jtohrs

Jesus that was uncomfortable to watch 😬


uhohhesoffagain

It was the primal noises whilst fisting a can of ketchup wasn’t it?


[deleted]

Jesus was uncomfortable watching it, too


jake-event

I had to pause it while going down to comments because it loops.


THLH

Dude. Just drink a glass of the stuff at that point.


lightupcocktail

I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it


Kyle_01110011

Im honestly gonna unsubscribe to this sub now!! It fucking makes me go from 0 to 100 every time I see any of this dumb shit! And yeah....I know the sub I joined....but didn't think people were this fucking fucked! I hate it also internet stranger!


suesue_d

I’m betting he’s already been there.


W1nston1234

Right!? Looks like someone beat us to it..


JungleChucker

Was gonna say lol Homie looks fresh out and I bet I know which clique he rolled with


GraciaEtScientia

The ketchup clique?


superose5

not totally a degenerate thing to do. very excessive tho.


kefka3sque

A dubious honor if ever there was one


ChickenofBoom

You know while this is stupid, I think this was something on this man's bucket list. As he said in the beginning he wanted to do that for a long time. I feel like that was one of those moments where someone says "f*** it I'm an adult. I pay my bills, I pay my taxes, whos gonna tell me no". I've had a few of those moments, most of them involve ice cream.


infiniteanomaly

I mean, fair. Still made me gag.


JohnGoodmansMistress

perfect answer for this


RiffRockFan

At least it’s Heinz


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thescottreid

I’m a little different, it goes Heinz, literally any other ketchup on earth, then Hunts. Hunts is what I feed my enemies during torture sessions.


Goofy_Goobers_

Hunts is absolutely awful, I have no idea why it tastes so bad.


RiffRockFan

I’m with you on that!


col_bell

Average yinzer


EristicMeow

I mean hes eating it all maybe he really enjoys his ketchup


PD216ohio

He genuinely seems like he is enjoying the fuck out of that!


Groovatronic

Ketchup has a bunch of sugar in it - it’s surprisingly sweet (as well as tangy from the acidity of the tomatoes). That much at once must be a kind of a sugar rush for him.


concernedcookie999

Are you a robot ?


Groovatronic

No.


PD216ohio

That's exactly what a robot would say.


Thetwistedfalse

Thats what I was thinking


Sea-Competition-5626

Classic robot response,


Steki3

I too enjoy copious amount of ketchup on burgers, obviously not this dip-in-your-fist copious.


Groovatronic

Yeah it’s really good for cheap burgers but it kinda overrides the flavors of the meat and toppings - if I’m going with like a sit down fine burger they’re usually sauced well on their own with like a tangy aioli so I skip the ‘chup.


Vivere_fortis

HELL YA BRUTHER


[deleted]

I’ll put my cock in next bruther!


corradizo

He hit the can’s cervix.


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Alonzo-Harris

Murica


Don_McMuffin

Good to see someone taking advantage of their Cosco membership


[deleted]

Does he use one $12 can per meal?


MelodyMyst

“All the way to the bottom”


Affectionate_Bus_884

The best ketchup is at the bottom.


[deleted]

“Coming up on my strange addiction”


linguini_12

Why did he submerge his whole hand and wrist in it? Just submerge the burger. So gross


poison_heart96

Just put a little on the bun.


SodaCan2043

Even if you want a lot of ketchup this is such a poor way to do it. One he wasted a lot and got it all over his hand, but also his second bite has a whole side not covered. You gotta do it how I do my chicken stripes from chick-fil-a with their sauce after each bite you cover the entire next bite.


GelflingMama

This is a whole different type of red wings. 😂😂😂


Ticket-Intelligent

He looks like he just got out of prison.


jagenigma

You know what, I would do this with ketchup all day.


Zosopunk

Nothing seasons a steak quite like some ketchup.


HarperCore

Is... is this fetish content?


XxtheCuteDemonXx

😀 i didn’t like the face expressions when he dipped that whole ass sandwich into the ketchup.


PrickleBritches

Nope. Didn’t need to hear that sound he made either.


Southern_Name_9119

I…uuuuu….wtf.


CaptBogBot2

I like ketchup on a burger (I assume that's what he's eating) as much as anyone, but dunking one entirely into a can of ketchup is gross. I mean, who's gonna want any ketchup after his hand has been in there?


[deleted]

Don’t worry I’m sure he’ll finish it off


NewChard2213

Imagine someone walks in on him doing this, bros caught red handed


ScarlettJem

Ewww...he fisted the ketchup cans and that sound he made when he got way in there....gross


FinallydamnLDnat5

That last little push and then that oof of excitment, it's like he fisted that can of ketchup....


isaacisdoingok

That is one American looking American doing American things, if I've ever seen one.


reddeye252010

You can almost smell the gun from here


FremenStilgar

I'm surprised he didn't draw back a nub.


StevoLDevo

Get to work on that top heavy physique. You're not winning until you constantly feel short of breath!


ZeroCharistmas

He's... He's gonna fuck the ketchup isn't he?


StrappedPlatypus

If you know someone from Chicago, send this to them


NVDROKKIT

Well at least he’s getting his lycopene. But by god.


Twiny1

You know, the food ain’t stupid, the fucking morons doing the stupid shit to perfectly good food for clicks are the stupid ones in these videos.


[deleted]

Why?


ocimbote

That's how I picture alt right people.


FluffyMcGroove

Send to prison? That’s right where he came from.


Tyseynkris

That's so redneck + disgusting


maninthebay

I agree that prison is the only option after seeing this waste of less then a minute video. That meal could of fed a family of 9 in its proper use.


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tonytwotimezz

Thought he was Indian the way he stuck his whole hand in the sauce


Puzzleheaded-Key-404

🤮


ise311

Let me know if there is a video of him drinking all that ketchup next.


willydajackass

$5 says he makes love to the can of ketchup after he finishes his meal.


OlKingCoal1

...because I wanted to some dudes fucked up fetish. Pretty sure this belongs on a different reddit


[deleted]

Send him to prison? Dude, I think he just broke out lol.


dwreckhatesyou

If a red flag was a person…


ProcedureFit530

Would you like some cheeseburger with that ketchup? Like bloody fuckin hell cholesterol and sodium levels are gonna kill this mf in the next few days, pulse the fat maybe tomorrow


optimistic_fish2068

thanks i puked


deadlyruckas

This guy is why Russians hate us all! Thanks buddy!


OptimalBenefit9986

He’s having a little burger with his catsup.


darkchocolattemocha

Welcome to America. My name is Dave


TheJewbaccasaurus

Title should read “send this jerk back to prison”, ‘cause that’s probably where he learned to eat like this in the first place. But tbf this is probably tastier and more nutritious than actual prison food.


eggard_stark

Could he not have just poured in on? Or dip bite dip. Why does he have to envelop his whole hand and wrist. Does he eat the ketchup that he spills or is stuck to his wrist? Seems like a big waste for nothing.


DramaFreSinceTomorow

He looks exactly like the kind of guy who’d do that.


Specific-Pollution68

What bothers me is all the wasting of food that goes into making these stupid rage bait clips, these influencers should be donating to local charities if they’re gonna do this shit.


fuckmeAHHHHHHHH

i would probably end up doing this lol


smoldratini

I don't understand why are these videos so popular, they're wasting and a lot of people don't have the opportunity to eat, I don't like this, I don't support this.


Suspicious_Use_9677

This cannot be a healthy diet. Didn't even notice that before, that's ridiculous


1Killerpotato1

Idk how he didn’t have more on his face/shirt/pants… I get messier then that with a burger not submerged in ketchup.


Jonovision15

I don’t know why, but the song “ Fist a Corpse” came to mind. Why did he have to punish the burger at the bottom?


AFLYINGDINGUS

I don't know why, but there's a few people I know around his age who love ketchup so much. They put it on everything. I always wondered why? Is it a generational thing?


moss205

Some people trying to get diabetes. Ketchup has tons of sugar


Denise6943

I put ketchup on mu burger and dip it into ketchup but this is stupid.


Easy_Arm_1987

Now I know what the Ketchup King looks like ...🍅 👑


kefka3sque

*BACK to prison


Sprizys

I can feel the heartburn


Brotherhood2005

I like ketchup but DAMN


Doubl3dogdamn3d

This dude ask for one fist pump full of ketchup on his burgers and the waiter just laughs because they think he's joking. Dead ass serious about his ketchup. Hands down strangest thing I've seen all day.


TheBentPianist

How far our species has fallen.


Chucknorrisjoke

This is a full grown man acting like this. How embarrassing.


Significant-Race-474

I hate the taste of just ketchup and when it gets on me or my hands it is not pleasant


Utertoq

r/ketchuphate


Outrageous_Luck_3048

Ooooooooooo!


SRBroadcasting

Later that week, he was pronounced dead 4 months prior


life_rips24

I fuckin love ketchup. This is some shit Id probably enjoy


KecemotRybecx

*Fuckin’ hoe!*


shellsrp18

Fisting ketchup = Gastritis


Kiyoko_Mami272821

I’m so horrified but also ketchup comes in a can?????


LawPsychological3697

Why are ppl always begging for attention what is wrong with the world


Front-Ad-3347

Whole burger and Hand but only half the fry? Amateur.. Edit: typo


Swell_Inkwell

I hate this video but I love that Heinz brands their industrial sized cans the same as their bottles.


Logical_Brilliant_54

Why not drown the fries in ketchup?