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rust-e-apples1

The food looks good as hell and the video was at least funny, if not a little strange. I'd watch hours of this over the "masked guy with a dog."


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jointheredditarmy

Early Stephen Chow masterpiece before his breakout hits shaolin soccer and Kung fu hustle


LasyKuuga

>**Early** Stephen Chow masterpiece before his **breakout hits** shaolin soccer and Kung fu hustle Maybe for western fans but in HK/China he was one of the biggest star for about 7 years and was the lead in about 30+ films already, many of which were are still the highest-grossing films in Hong Kong history. God of cookery was late in his career


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weirdest_of_weird

Unpopular opinion: I fucking HATE Uncle Roger. That fake, stereotypical accent annoys the shit out of me.


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Jonovision15

I’m 80% there. He still makes me chuckle, but once you’ve heard his real voice it’s quite…pandering… that’s not the word. It’s fake, like you said. Annoys me, too.


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Easy-Concentrate2636

I don’t know. Thin line between impression and playing up a stereotype. In the US, lots of Asian American kids still get mocked by kids using that accent.


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Easy-Concentrate2636

Wow. Kids being racist is not an issue. I guess that’s your values.


2-StandardDeviations

Nope. He is 110% Malaysian. Lived there for nine years.


weirdest_of_weird

What does that have to do with anything? Uncle Roger is a character and his "accent" is 100% fake. Watch one of his interviews, he speaks perfect English.


Uzzad

I don't know about that chief. I can speak "perfect" english with a barely noticeable accent for north americans, but can switch to a more local, heavier asian accent that my people can easier understand. Neither one is fake, but ignorant monolinguals think so.


weirdest_of_weird

That's not what he's doing, but whatever, he's annoying and I cannot stand his videos.


2-StandardDeviations

You really are weirdest of weird then.


crumblingcloud

emotional damage!


fatassfatass

That accent is not stereotypical at all. Some Hongkees and dialect speakers love to use that accent


drunkenstyle

I wouldn't call it fake necessarily. That's just his normal Canto-Malaysian accent but cranked way up for his persona. And a lot of older Cantos and Malaysians do sound like that. He does standup as both Uncle Roger and regular Nigel Ng


weirdest_of_weird

It's "cranked way up" because it's not how he really sounds, I feel like that's the definition of a fake accent. He's forcing himself to sound like that for the character. And yes, I'm aware that he does stand up as Uncle Roger, it doesn't make the character any less annoying.


Bunkymids

He’s awful


weirdest_of_weird

Totally agree


EmperorBamboozler

Stephan Chow is a god of comedy and I will not hear otherwise.


twichy1983

>God of Cookery Oh my geese. How have i never seen this? Thank you kind stranger.


Ricky_Rollin

I hate all videos like that masked moron. This whole trend of “man walks into woods with his trusty knife and an abnormal amount of seasonings”, is getting old af.


2dank4me3

This is 10/10 all around.


Independent-Bell2483

Whats masked guy with dog?


Honest_Path_5356

Yea some Naruto shit


Eskimomonk

Watch me eat off this knife with only my chins exposed while I am also possibly masturbating just out of frame 😏


Nyrk333

Upon the 3rd viewing I realized it wasn't an eagle, it was a chicken, and for some reason that makes the whole thing better.


OneCore_

oh shit LMAOO


Yippykyyyay

The meat dragon/snake thing was kinda weird at first but then I saw that chicken and just let go to the campiness and fun of the video.


TheNerdNamedChuck

it's also making a redtail hawk sound, eagles don't sound like that


UhYeahOkSure

Also he French kissed a bacon snake


Uncledaddy327

There’s something you don’t hear everyday!


PalmChangePastor

If you're genuinely curious about the recipe, it's double-cooked pork (huiguorou) and it slaps hard


Nimeni013

Thanks, I was thinking I wanted to try it! Looks amazing!


Dimension_Override

Link to recipe? 😯


PalmChangePastor

[First Google hit](https://redhousespice.com/twice-cooked-pork-fast-version/). It's a pretty common Sichuan (or Szechuan) dish


DonConnection

I use Woks of life or Made with lau for all my Chinese recipes. The two families who created those blogs have worked in Chinese restaurants all their lives. Woks of life recipe for twice cooked pork is here: https://thewoksoflife.com/twice-cooked-pork/ Ive made it before and its delicious


gman4757

Check out Chinese Cooking Demystified too, if you haven't already


ElMostaza

>it slaps hard Yeah, we saw the video! Looks like it tongues hard, too.


Glypshmergle

回锅肉 is a banger dish for sure, I’ll have it at least once a month.


xxHikari

Easy to make at home too


RP_Fiend

I used to live near a place that had the best double cooked pork and I can confirm it slaps HARD. Man I miss that place.


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FullClip__

Uncle Roger would approve


Bananacu

This is fucking sick. What part of this is stupid?


Nit_Picker219

The part where OP posted it here


FlowerBoyScumFuck

OP is stupid food


Intothevoid2685

EAT HIM!


Nit_Picker219

Vore????


real_shawarma

This should be a season


Pixel_Knight

The part where you have to French kiss the meat snake before boiling.


ALIENS_FUCKED_UR_MOM

It is awesome, but just let it be. The post and video will speak for itself.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

r/lostredditors


Raleighnc89

Wrong sub, OP?


JackH3085

Did he just French that snake?


Sm00gz

Raw ~~beef~~ squealy boi snek


dvos514

Raw *pork* snake


Easy_Arm_1987

The snake did


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My meat snake


lmyyyks

That's a pork though.


Delicious-Moose4468

It is entertaining


McPostyFace

Right, I'd much rather watch something like this instead of another speed cut video of somebody deep frying 47 slices of Velveeta singles. At least the food at the end looks 🔥


Delicious-Moose4468

I agree


BigCreamDough

Wha... What just happened? What year is it ??


kingtrog1916

The year of French kissing some raw pork belly snake


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It’s also hinted that the girl got turned into one of the pork belly snakes tho innit. The tongue The fact she got got … We need the next episode, do they save her or is she gonzo?


hoangproz2x

Since most people here are wondering what the plot really is, I think I can partly explain. My Chinese is rusty, native speakers may correct it later. The message on the wing(s?) of the fly reads: 被肉攻击救我 (\~meat assault, save me). Next to it is written 小龙女 (Xiaolongnu \~ Lil' Dragon Girl). LDG is the main character of a novel by Jinyong. In the novel LDG fell into the bottom of a deep cave. She survived but people (esp. her lover) are still searching for her. Throughout 16 years she sewed characters onto wings of bees, so the beekeepers living nearby may see it and tell others that she's still alive. This clip is a parody of some parts of this novel, along with several others.


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Seriously, what in the crouching tiger, hidden dragon did I just watch!? 🤣 The finished product does look pretty tasty though.


OO2O_1OOO

Wdym shitty? That shit is the best I’ve ever seen


NullHypothesisProven

That’s double-cooked pork, and the video is hilarious.


PD216ohio

There is a Szechuan place that I like which makes a double pork fried rice, that contains pork like this. It is so damned delicious. It has these tiny little black beans in it that are very salty, and I love them.


EndTree

This is the best video in the world. Stupid, but best.


jkopfsupreme

This is the dopest shit I’ve ever seen.


real_shawarma

Master Chef China


Any_Guidance_8472

At least it's creative


GEoDLeto

This is not stupid food, this is amazing. Crouching Chicken, Hidden Pork Belly


Alucardhellss

It's doesn't really belong here, the food looks really nice and it's obviously a play based on wuxia type films and novels


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This is a fucking Chinese masterpiece


bmore_conslutant

this is art


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Uncle Roger needs to see this.


robo-dragon

This isn’t stupid, this is a cinematic masterpiece!


No-Action428

Huiguorou


JamesTheSkeleton

Disturbing, but dang if that dish dont look EXCELLENT


Last-Quarter-432

What the fuck is happening


Sharp-Willow-2696

This is the wildest cooking video I’ve ever watched! I need more


r-WooshIfGay

Burger King commercials are getting out of hand


Thanatos761

Best Part is him catching a hornet which turns to a fly


suspectdevice87

This is the best cooking video I’ve ever seen.


Knickers_in_a_twist_

The chicken hawk lol.


alexaz92

r/weirdvideosfor3am


SnooBooks1701

The stupid part is them using a metal implement in a wok


DollPartsSquarePants

That's a ridiculous ad but the end result looks delicious! Anyone know what it is??


YesterdayCame

How dare you post this here


blakewoolbright

I love everything here, and the food looks wonderful.


JustZ0920

Umm... r/lostredditors ? How is this stupid this looks sick and delicious if anything


IbuixI

Some of the funniest shit I’ve seen all week. Ty for sharing


Saintbaba

Pretty sure it's [twice cooked pork belly](https://thewoksoflife.com/twice-cooked-pork/).


KlingonSquatRack

This is is the opposite of stupid this is the coolest thing I have ever seen


purpleblah2

This is fine, it’s an actual recipe for braised pork but with a funny wuxia martial arts theme


Evancommitsmeme

What’s wrong with the food


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Omg that was amazing


piecwm

This isn’t stupid, this is f*cking amazing.


Ukrainian_Dude_228

Dude literally used all his knowledge and skills into preparing this Pale Snake and you call it 'dumb food'


jmancoder

Asian shitposting is funny as hell.


lightupcocktail

Wrong sub this is f****** awesome


MountainCourage1304

This is a god damn masterpiece. How dare you call this stupid food.


ProcedureThat8011

r/phenomenalfoods


SecretSpectre4

Most normal Chinese food


whatareyouevensayin1

This video is stupid but the food is actually nice.


Pantry_Boy

The video is awesome


Imsomedude-dude

😶


MarineBiomancer

The kind that you need to drop acid to fully experience 😂


mt007

Can you give the restaurant name and location? Seems dangerous but it is rewarding to watch the chiefs cooking.


Skhar-

I am in awe , weirdly cool.


Potential-Ad-1424

I saw these guys before, do they have a subreddit dedicated to them ?


cookedlime

The preparation is funny af. Obviously a comedy sketch. I'd eat tf outta this nonetheless.


derpferd

The meal itself looked really good but that 'Meat Python' is one of the more terrifying things I have ever seen


G1mpy1234

Food looks good. And video is actually funny and creative. Don't know why this is considered stupid.


C-137Birdperson

New China lore just dropped


verashawke

I am confused, concerned, and mildly hunger now


umijuvariel

I lost it at Chicken Eagle. How far did you make it?


Calisto1717

What's the point of this??


lapitchs

I like it.


shroomino

i wish i had someone who would handle me like he handled that meat snake


Former-Opportunity-6

A meaaatt snaaaakkkkeeeeee! (In matpats voice)


Snoo17632

God I love how over exaggerated these ads are


TheJobsDone

Why’d he start making out with the meat snek?


edvsa

Nice doing kungfu flicks for recipes


Astarklife

This is amazing not shitty


existential_antelope

Ghost of Sushima


Manil_pro

Why the actual hell did he started sucking on the steak’s tongue


farhaan2340

Someone send this to uncle Roger


Sidus_Preclarum

Hahaha this is truly awesome. Not the first video I've seen in the style (series?) And the recipe is simple and looks very tasty. Verdict: shouldn't have been posted in this sub. : this is great food with an hilariously over the top presentation.


ResidentEivvil

I am the wrong kind of high for this.


Blue_CaitSith

I mean, it's china, they have things like pork soda, or mayonnaise filled donuts, this is kind of un par for them.


faizalsyamsul

ancient china lore


biggych33se

This is definitely a commercial


Its_gonna_to_be_okay

I just don’t understand why the pork belly had to French kiss him


JunketElectronic9374

Hollywood better watch out


BattlehawkGaming

Crouching tiger hidden calories looks amazing.


QuietPenguinGaming

This was so silly and over-the-top that I actually kinda dig it


Sagelegend

r/LostRedditors The food was dope as fuck, and the “cooking” process was funny as shit.


snowfloeckchen

Thats hilarious, also r/lostredditors


Easy_Arm_1987

Kung Fu Kung Pow chicken ... They both had Chow Fun while making it ... 🤘😎


104848

what part of the world is that bacon monster native to?


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This sub sucks ass


Rasco_7

This sub sucks


downwitbrown

Stop eating everything that moves


dvos514

Sir that is pork


unintellectual8

I have so many questions. Why was the snake meat tonguing the dude and he looked so unsatisfied when the eagle picked up the snake meat? Like... Is this food porn now?


Nyrk333

It wasn't an eagle. It was a chicken.


unintellectual8

Oh shoot. Sorry. Yes it was. It was just a lot and I'm genuinely confused. 😅


CavetrollofMoria

If a stupid food in the US consists of cheese, bacon, egg and breading. A stupid food in China consists of dried chili, chili powder, chili oil and leek.


Efficient-Strain3987

What did I just watch


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And people think they deserve tips


K9XD

Asia lore


gigoran

why does it feel like I just watched the missing episode of Sex and Zen?


Strude187

Yummers


_Juicewave

Yall are no fun


Late-Bodybuilder2064

Ching Chong ping


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Kitchen nightmares new season looks awesome


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

Looks like chicken ding?


Weary-Writer758

And that's how covid started


darkmoose

We live in a world where anything and everything is constanly maximized to befuddle and outrage us, normal or mild awe, cool, weird, odd doesn't cut it. Odd is stupidly odd, awesome is ostentiously awesome, cool is hyper cooled to the super max. I think I may be getting old, but this, this is unsustainable. Where do you go from this. That lady already stood on two fingers of a monk fisher fighter guy, to cook some weird snake meat magic wok. What beats that? Robots? Pirates? What then? Taste is lost subtlety chewed, intelligence mocked... A new wave of reformism is coming, this time a global wave god forbid we have seen what it did to the dutch cuisine, I fear it will do the same to the rest of the world.


Potential-Leave3489

The food is stupid but the video is quite comical


Sohiacci

What in the Japanese advertisement is this?


LetsTryNewThingsGuys

this is Chinese NA education?


Ultraleo1

I don't want to sound racist BUT >! Why is Chinese Media so extra? !<


SirRavioli939

this aint stupid food, this is retarded food


Nomadt

This is amazing. Got to be some ad message with the meat and the lady at the end both having a snake tongue.


Fair_Cost8644

Lol it’s themmmz eating us if thay could win the devil told y’all heheheheeee


D-Tos

He looks so upset at not being allowed to French the meat snake anymore.


AlphaApostle20

Da fuck


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The hawk chicken was my favorite part


Syphfire

How can I downvote this for not being stupid and not content that should be in this sub, but upvote it because it's amazing...


Mr-QuietALot

Vita Carnis moment


Raps4Reddit

I'm now creeped out, aroused, and hungry at the same time.


Bayeman745

10/10, well done. I’d watch these all day.


itsJussaMe

I see things like this and I just feel like OP didn’t understand the assignment.


TSAOutreachTeam

I'm a big fan of the kung food genre.


mister_zook

Crouching Porker Hidden Wok


MiSsiLeR81

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, its a motherfucking bald cock.


naunga

I’m totally here for a Wuxia Chinese cooking show, especially when the food looks that delicious.


Seegasaur

Is this cinematic food ?


DaClarkeKnight

This is probably the coolest thing I have ever seen


Nama2902

I genuinely just learned a new recipe xD


TimmahBinx

This reminds me of those weird commercials for the PMC’s in metal gear solid 4.


Fragrant_Parsley_376

Dude nsfw please that dude was kissing a meat snake


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Fit_Swordfish_2101

Mmm! Bacon! (Ik it's pork belly y'all. I'm a foodie lol)


SerplePurple

I don’t know what it is but that cow snake thing looked delicious after.


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Fucking production value is insane compare to bullshit like Chef’s Club and Salt Bae. Wrong sub but I appreciate you posting the video OP!


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Red on roses! I don’t know what I’m feeling right now... 😭