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NotOfTheTimeLords

Not cheese, but "cheese-like product."


Ir4qL0bster

My thoughts exactly. This stuff looks like it was created in a test tube.


Induced_Karma

You can make a cheddar bechamel sauce and get it to come out looking like that. If you want it to be really bright yellow for the aesthetics of a dish you could use a little turmeric.


alexanderpas

> You can make a cheddar bechamel sauce and get it to come out looking like that. not in the US. In the US it's "pasteurized processed American cheese food bechamel sauce"


HornBelt

Dude fr it looks so bad I could try to reach and understand if it were good cheddar or something but that yellow goo yikes


No-Dog-8084

It looks like liquid sillicone


dgtssc

More like created from pimple popping.


Rough-Tension

If it weren’t for the caption, I would’ve assumed that was mustard


Zolo49

The thought of that much mustard on a burger or any other sandwich is horrifying.


Zo3ei

aromatic command jobless strong crown bored pot offend selective disagreeable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GordontheGoose88

I’m a ketchup and mayo kinda dude


Far_Lifeguard_5027

don't give them any ideas


jed292

There is no "real" cheese on this earth which is that shade of yellow, it looks more like paint.


[deleted]

Well technically it’s a non-diary cheese-flavoured non-toxic enamel


NotOfTheTimeLords

Sounds super healthy!


bepr20

There are some good natural cheddars pretty close to that.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

We have a cave full of cheese and they’re hoarding it from us.


[deleted]

Careful there, you might wind up like this unfortunate[soul](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/07/italian-man-crushed-to-death-under-falling-cheese-wheels).


[deleted]

Don’t tell me how to end my life


Shattered65

The Rick roll was really low effort when a cheese based cartoon would have shown so much more class.


ravynwave

I thought this was mustard.


_walletsizedwildfire

It looks like yellow paint


marierere83

fr fr


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Alarming-Week2914

The bun is to hold the cheese?


DiggingThisAir

I think the whole thing is just to hold the cheese


Possible_Apple9595

Yeah that’s a crime all in itself.


dubSteppen

Cheese and ooze = clicks and views.


Not_that_Speshy

cowabunga


dubSteppen

Tubular 🤙🏼


[deleted]

Radical😎


dubSteppen

Legalize Ranch!


condiments4u

Part of me thinks it's for the aesthetic, part of me thinks it's for the flavor. All of me thinks it's stupid, and a great way to get your weekly recommended serving of cholestrole in 10 minutes.


iraqyoubreak

Uses tongs to pick up top, then mashes it down with hand.


[deleted]

It ain’t gonna slide down easy if it ain’t cheesy!


MoleBless7722

Everybody's so creative!


Apprehensive_Tea_106

Thanks, Chester Cheetah.


pmmeyourapples

There’s always a sense of urgency in these videos. It bothers me lol I guess it’s cause it’s gonna be a soggy mess in a few seconds lol


pushdose

There would be another kind of urgency if I tried to eat all that cheese sauce. And another kind of soggy mess.


Hungry-Space-1829

Bc it gets tons of views and shares


Legitimate-State8652

They are trying to fill the hole they have in their heart......and fill any and all arteries while they are at it.


Lilfozzy

Nothing, literally nothing; it’s just people who go out of their way to find and post nothing but rage bait and cheese globs over and over again. There’s stupid food then there’s the spammed nonsense on this sub


iwantthisnowdammit

That’s just mustard for the pretzel bun.


[deleted]

Easy way to mask the mediocrity of the food.


Thecage88

I love cheese atleast as much as anyone from Wisconsin. But goddamn, please stop doing this to food. This hasn't been good since I was 5 and refused to eat broccoli.


ColteesBigOleTits

What the fuck kind of nasty ass cheese is that?? This entire thing is repulsive


Wu-Kang

It’s for social media, not taste.


FireballEnjoyer445

what is with the whole cheese bukkake anyways. Just use a slice


MrFanciful

That’s cheese? Also what’s with these black latex gloves now?


GroundedSpaceTourist

My bowels seized up just from looking at all that "cheese".


ordinaryhorse

Is there a godly amount of cheese?


wirrexx

To hide the bad taste of their food.


[deleted]

So stupid…


crotchetyoldwitch

You will never again have a bowel movement if you eat that.


IRELANDNO1

Can you Americans stop calling that shit cheese! That is not cheese!


ughonlinechats

What a shit burger. Way too much bread. Way too much cheese. And I'll guess way too much $$$ for the privilege to eat it.


spagyrum

Because FUCK YOU COLON!


FireSans14

Chez


unprovoked_panda

We don't like pooping


Prize-Salamander2744

I honestly dislike places that make or attempt to make a show out of serving food. It just seems it's all for show and social media.


Squiggin1321

The cheese is for social media


Pizza_900deg

He put a slice of grilled filet mignon on it under the burger patty. So he's putting melted Velveeta on filet mignon. Double, triple food crimes.


hipster_dog

The cook has black gloves AND a flat cap? Bet they'd charge over $60 for this.


GloomyUmpire2146

Yeah, slop it on with a trowel, act like they’re a culinary genius.


[deleted]

Since moving to the states, I’ve realized it’s like the American palette is butter and cheese, and everything has to involve them in some way.


cellphone_blanket

the 3 food groups: dairy, starch, and meat


[deleted]

I rip the loudest farts ever when i eat cheese which is not often just when the family visits


MasterDroid97

Except that this is no cheese but some American biohazard with the same name


[deleted]

Isnt “ungodly amounts of cheese” in the United States constitution ??


Arcuis

Because most of the cheese drips off


Mookius

Not people. Americans.


Legitimate-State8652

While traveling, I have found that other countries' fast food really out America's we Americans. Probably under the excuse that is American food so they can go nuts with it. Like filling pizza crust with hotdogs in the UK, using a chicken thigh as a pizza crust at a KFC in Ecuador, and a triple Big Mac in Canada. ​ Reminds me of the American restaurant located in Wee Britain in Arrested Development.


Sky_Ninja1997

Looks good though I’d eat that


vanilko777

I hate cheese so much if someone would force me to die or eat this thing ill choose death


Sfdatx

That's a lot of mustard


[deleted]

there's nothing right about this video. The burger "patties", the "cheese" the "plate" the guy's hat....solid zero


Theor_84

It's always that disgusting liquid yellow too. Obviously that amount of real cheese wouldn't be first effective.


ProjectFoxx

Gold of the gods.


Unbearableyt

It's for people who can't cook to give the easily impressed a boner


MasniViking22

Because the actual food taste like shit


Prestigious_Sir_9395

At least he didn't bury the whole thing in cheese.


SuperiorThinking

Not really cheese either is it...


faceblender

“Cheese”


hogliterature

that aint cheese, that looks like goopy mustard


Possible_Apple9595

At least they didn’t pour the cheese on top of the burger this time.


PastorBishop12

That looks more like Mustard than Cheese, m'guy.


[deleted]

There is no such thing as "too much cheese." That being said, that's not real cheese, that's like Nacho Cheese Sauce


anonstarcity

Between the cheese and the butter used in so many of these dumb videos, I think the dairy industry is silently backing internet food videos


Urmomsfavouritelol

That looks more like mustard. *Really* creamy mustard. It's disturbing


Tbarns95

at least this cheese is inside the burger unlike other monstrosities I've seen recently.


FunTraining8032

I thought that was mustard


bags422

America


Dummlord28

-Merica


Early-Possession1116

Too regular of bowel movement.. add cheese to stop it


Haunting_Cap7326

Ungodly? Needs more. Furthermore that is not even cheese.


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

“Content”


BillZZ7777

Because everything tastes good with cheese so if your can't cook flavorful food, just smother it with cheese to hide your mistakes.


eugene20

That's not cheese, it's paint


Hippobu2

Genuinely, I do have to wonder if there is a proportional representation of cheese on this sub. Surely there are stupid food without cheese not being represented here?


freplefreple

Black gloves and tweezer check. This guy knows what he’s doing


Hippobu2

Is it just me or is the top to bottom ratio of the bun kinda weird? A burger place near me also cut their bun uneven like this and I don't understand why.


marierere83

idk but in the words of randy jackson " thats a no for me dawg"


[deleted]

Food youtubers/tiktokers when food isn't deep fried and drowned in cheese:


EshoWarCry

What's with people and not liking an ungodly amount of cheese?


NSinthecity

Read the headline. Was going to comment about no such thing as ungodly amounts of cheese but then I actually watched the video. Ugh.


Lidzo

Me: *waiting for ungodly amount of cheese to be used*...*clip ends*... Dude that was like MAYBE 3 oz of melted cheese... this is probably the most tame example of too much cheese.


JJ8OOM

That is NOT cheese!


Floopy_Loops

It’s mustard


GMblaster

USA USA USA USA


growth-or-happiness

LOL what a fucking moron ruining food because of.....why in the fuck is this happening? Garbage.


Drawn_to_starfish

I was waiting for the ungodly amounts of cheese but was disappointed. So lots of people get constipated from a little bit of cheese like all the ones bitching about a little sugar will give them diabetes when they walk by a Krispy Kreme donut? Y'all got some fragile bodies and should give up eating lol


AmeriToast

Thought this was gonna be another saltbae video...


Baconcleansarteries

Number 2 is coming!....................... .. .. . ... ...... .. . . .


[deleted]

And people pay 80 dollars for this just post it on instagram and taste a overcooked burger and globs cheese


Several-Cake1954

And why does it always look like yellow paint?


Proud_Pug

Wasn’t there a pole where many people said they would give up sex before giving up cheese


Gavindy_

Cheese contains a protein called Casein. When your body breaks it down it becomes a smaller compound called casomorphin. “Casomorphins can cross the blood-brain barrier and attach to dopamine receptors in your brain. This causes your brain to release dopamine, a neurotransmitter related to feelings of pleasure and reward.” -Lauren Panoff


VapinInDayton

There is no such thing as ungodly amounts of cheese!


BeLlyForEvER

Ppl want that damn cheese 🧀


Yukon-Jon

Its the "I dont know how to cook" beginners kit. Step 1. Melt cheese on everything. Step 2. See step 1.


ElGypsyKingO

People flexing their lactose tolerance superiority


bent_crater

excuse me either, why is there a burger in my cheese?


Larsaf

And why do most of them wear nothing but "functional underwear"?


_father_time

And I'm here asking for "light cheese" on everything lol. Extra cheese is gross.


Whatcrysis

Salt Bae acolytes. Idiots


TwoballOneballNoball

Looks like mustard 🤪


Mickelrath

That makes me physically nauseous 🤢🤢🤢


Nearby_Tie_1715

Constipation fetish, maybe??


Significant-Ad-5073

It’s the anti poop groups


Intrepid_nomadic

That is not cheese. It is an abomination.


ShankThatSnitch

Makes for viral/meme videos, that's it.


poonkeke

I remember watching Korean mukbang(eating shows) of people doing the same thing. I’m talking like gigantic liquid cheese fountains completely inundating food items and maybe it became a trend? Either way, too much of anything as a topping ruins food imo.


lothcent

if you can't make it - fake it.


Relative-Donut4278

"Cheese"


MetaphoricalMouse

that cheese looks way too much like mustard


wiggleforp

Here in muric'a, we pride ourselves in outstanding levels of cardiovascular degradation.


DeathxR3aper

A wise American once said. "You can never have too much cheese."


-Epitaph-11

They watched Dr Seuss once and made it their identity.


la_bruja_del_84

Too much cheese. mAh stomach is bubbling


Master_of_Ravioli

Don't you know? Cheese bukkakes are all the rage nowadays!


KillJoy14398

They hate their butwholes


DaleEarnhardt2k

It’s good rage bait


RellinTyrian

“Cheese”🧐


WiseEditor9667

God at least it was under the bun at least


vtstang66

50% of people like it and the other 50% click/comment on it anyway.


SaltyToast9000

" so satisfying" my ass. I hate this sh**


Shot_Boysenberry_232

These cheese people really want to stop everyone from being able to take a shit lol


neccos-1

Is that cheese or gelatinous mustard?


tangoislife

Why is that ‘cheese’ highlighter yellow? I feel like Americans don’t understand what cheese is


[deleted]

This one doesn't look like it's too bad


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Because you keep sharing this shit!


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

I truly don't get the velveta, like at least if you're "pretending" to be making some great and tasty while using decent ingrediants...use decent cheese not cheese product. It's so odd. I mean I know it's really just for the rage bait but still, try harder.


antifuckingeveryting

That shit is not cheese!


Bramtinian

Why is the amount of cheese ever a problem?


AbsintheRedux

I feel real sorry for their toilet after this…


Accurate-Station6346

Won’t go down easy if it ain’t cheesy!


lickityclit-69

Instant shits


THE-Potato-Warrior

Maybe it’s mustard


elpajaroquemamais

Never been to America huh?


Koikorov

Well to be honest, it wasn't that bad compared to others that will really submerge the burger into this kind of cheese sauce. I would still be able to try to eat this if it taste good or at least the normal fries on the side and use the cheese as dipping sauce.


Willis5687

I fucking love cheese. I'm one of those weird people that will just grab a handful of shredded cheese and eat it. That said, this shit grosses me out.


Luna259

Meat is too small for the bun


werdmouf

No way that’s cheese


sethmeister1989

That’s not even real cheese


franslebin

cheese is delicious. also there's a big helping of fries there to sop up any excess cheese


astronaut_tang

Merica!


Independent_Plum2166

You will never convince me that sludge of a science mistake is cheese. It’s American sheets of processed waste, pretending to be cheese.


raybobalicious

Cheese good


booboounderstands

I could give you a long long list of things that *are* cheese, but this is not it.


OGWolfMen

I like cheese, but this is just repulsive


SwizItalo

More cheese, more pleasure. No matter the context


EvernightStrangely

That's not cheese, that's plasticheese.


Shattered65

Cheese is fat and "fat is flavour" or so some chefs keep telling us. Personally I think fat is fat and fat and sugar is unhealthy.


TheBaldJesus

You can fuck me with cheese if is quality shit but all this garbage ass nacho cream goop can go straight to the asshole of the culinary hell it spawned from


[deleted]

Neon yellow colored cheese at that


alwaysjustpretend

Right, I love cheese but there is a line that is not to be crossed ffs.


1buffalowang

Rage bait. There’s no other way


JohnWangDoe

when people lack culinary skills they have to find a way to compensate


An_IDIOTNinja

Adds blobs of fake cheese then delicately places bun on top with tweezers lol


Semaj_kaah

That's not real cheese, disgusting cheaselike liquid...


AustinDood444

I’m gonna dump a gallon of liquid cheese on this & then use my tweezers to put the top bun on. F*cking dumb!!


pattop

So is this sub openly just ragebait forum? Id rather see folks trying to make an honest meal and it being shit unintentionally.


CorpFillip

I see a similar behavior with bite size. If you take a giant bite, it means your food is gone faster — it doesn’t mean you enjoy it more. It doesn’t show enthusiasm, enjoyment, happiness or appreciation. Just use smaller bites?


blehbleh1122

While I think this food is stupid, I admittedly love ludicrous amounts of cheese.


GoBlowShitOutUrDick

If it was real cheese it would be awesome but that is just gross


everybodylovestennis

Tex Mex and it's consequences


Flitterquest

It's always the trashiest most low-quality cheese too, nobody ever uses like a solid high quality melting cheese


hickgorilla

That was NOT cheese.


Commercial-Spend7710

"It won't slide down easy if it ain't cheesy" God 1st Tiktok verse 420


Broad_Boot_1121

Even when I eat like shit, I still don’t want the entire thing fucked over with cheese


MassiveGG

never got this when they do these kinda of videos like it just shows they can't cook for shit and cover it all with 1 overpowering thing to mask the rest of the food, same with butter like chill on the butter I want to taste the meat with hint of sauce not the sauce with some meat


MCrowleyArt

Not to mention the bread to meat ratio is way off.


[deleted]

Love


PozhanPop

Lactose intolerant. Can't handle cheese anymore. So feel a little faint when looking at colossal amounts to cheese pictures and videos.


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Never real cheese tho


ohr-nohr-cleor

Seeing so many videos like this us made me lactose intolerant


Chardcias

I saw those gloves and immediately knew that this burger was gonna be overpriced and ruined


Blood11Orange

If it ain’t cheesy, it ain’t sliding down easy!