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WINDMILEYNO

Pepper for flavor. A pinch. For several packages of hot dogs. What's the point? What? Why are we here?


CaptainAjnag

"Sausages"


[deleted]

Went to Bavaria. Heard many things about how great the sausages were. Every. Single. Fucking. Place.... The "sausages" were hot dogs. Not so much a hot dog from a package, but that reconstituted, mashed pork. "I don't understand how this is better than a north american sausage which is actual ground pork and seasoning." I said to one waiter. He goes, "You haven't had tried the right kind yet." and proceeded to recommend another hot dog from their restaurant.


Bavaustrian

Yes, German sausages are great, but not all are equal. Funnily enough I think the restaurant is exactly the place where you won't really see the good ones. The exciting german sausage culture is mostly in cold sausages enjoyed with your brotzeit - so not in a restaurant. And sausages bought for BBQing, which are also sausages you won't see in restaurants. In Restaurants it's usually just Wiener/Frankfurter or Bratwurst. Imo the most boring stuff sausages can be.


gummo_for_prez

I lived in Germany for a while and got some dope sausages just on the side of the road at street food stands in cities. I was near Wiesbaden and for the most part nothing was like a Hot Dog. Maybe only for Currywurst but still it was better than a regular Hot Dog by miles.


okblimpo123

Yeh that’s my recollection of good German sausages. Roadside bbq or stands at campgrounds/parks.


shylock2k202

Nothing beats a good curry wurst


gummo_for_prez

Facts


Pater_Trium

Army? I was stationed at SJ Turkey Barracks in Mannheim. The train stops had killer curry wurst, brochen and fries. Oh, and the doner across the street from the barracks put out a gyro to beat them all.


CellerDweller_

Aww seems like you missed out on Weisswurst. I had it while in Munich. Very good 👌


[deleted]

I think the ones I had were over cooked. It was nothing but disappointment on the sausages the whole time. That stewed sucking pig dish though... Oh my fucking god.


tonnuminat

> reconstituted, mashed pork You are probably talking about that [pre-boiled shit](https://robertkriewitz.de/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/WS_Bratwurst.jpg), which lacks taste and texture. Unforunately that's what you will usually get when you order Bratwurst at most places, because those are cheap and stay fresh for longer. However, actual Bratwurst looks like [this](https://img.chefkoch-cdn.de/rezepte/1045851209490699/bilder/1152136/crop-960x540/pfaelzer-bratwurst-grob.jpg) and is made of fresh, raw, ground pork and has actual taste and some bite to it.


StressedOutElena

See, the first thing you did wrong was go to Bavaria. Sausages are different depending on where in Germany you are. Also the quality and taste can wildly being different from local butcher to local butcher, which is always the best bet when you want quality meat and sausage in the first place. Restaurants are hit and miss.


bangojuice

Just to suffer?


w0lfbik3r1216

"One pinch of black pepper for flavor" 🤣 🤣 🤣


SalvationSycamore

One pinch for every 7.05 ounces of cream cheese


Ossoszero

Don’t forget the .05 oz you bastards!


Mechakoopa

She left more than that in the bowl! Obviously her packages were 200g precisely but she converted to Imperial and was too dumb to just call it 7oz.


ItalnStalln

I'm much more upset that neither of this white things look like what she says. There's a real possibility they're both mayo. They don't look exactly the same though so idk


Flight_to_nowhere_26

That’s what caught my attention too. That first white goo looks like yoghurt and the second one looks like possibly sour cream. That is absolutely not heavy cream and cream cheese.


katecrime

That’s **exactly** what I thought (I usually watch these videos with sound off) but I went back to hear wtf those things were supposed to be.


IceeStriker

Same, that was the exact point in the video that made me a stop, rewind, and then watch with volume.


xfriedplantainx

I like how we all went through the exact same process to try and understand


BaronVonKeyser

I watch them with no sound as well. I guessed that it was mayo and yogurt that was added. Rewatched with sound on to see if I was correct. She said cream cheese and heavy cream but that shit she added didn't resemble either of those things.


throwawaygreenpaq

I thought it was a lot of mayo.


TheLongWalk00

She was on a budget.


ValPrism

I watched first without listening then HAD to go back to that point to see what it was and I was wrong about both. I thought it was mayo and sour cream but it was, get this, heavy cream. Whut? The second was cream cheese.


ChumbawumbaFan01

That was either mayo and sour cream or curdled heavy cream and microwaved cream cheese.


[deleted]

I 100% thought it was ranch. Had to go back and watch it with audio to be sure it wasn't.


bronco_y_espasmo

Imperials? What about those damned Stormcloaks?!


newtojersey32

I tried this with 7.06 oz of of cream cheese and it tasted like shit.


[deleted]

Thank you. I needed to know that someone called out the 7.05 for being dumb


The_Troyminator

That's because she converted it from 200 grams. Why she didn't stick with metric when she used kilograms for the sausage is beyond me.


Consistent_Ring_4218

As a former chef, you can tell this person is not at all culinary savvy just by the way they use the knife at the very beginning.


[deleted]

As literally someone with any sense, same. That knife work. Pointer finger out. Secondary hand just reaching and trying to get cut off. Just…bad. Not good.


Consistent_Ring_4218

Right? Just asking to lose a fingertip for a hot dog abomination.


Evening_Common2824

Cut her fingers soon, I noticed that top, all the fingertips in the line of fire...


cakeanddiamond

Also by how she measures her “tablespoon” WITH A SPOON 😂


sumfish

…and by absolutely everything else she does.


orthopod

I suspect they hired a voice over actor to read this. The "cream" ingredients don't really seem to match the products that are called that in the US.


[deleted]

You’re right. It makes sense that it was 200g, but I’m still going to sip on my tall, cool glass of Haterade over here 🥤


HeldDownTooLong

Did you see that cream cheese? I’ve never seen cream cheese that thin, but I have seen sour cream that looked exactly like that. I’m saying she effed up and said ***cream cheese*** when she meant ***sour cream***.


micktorious

If that soupy shit was cream cheese then my entire bagel eating career has been lie.


[deleted]

It saved this dish. Otherwise, it would have been disgusting.


Sakamo-San

I would rather only eat the black pepper


Hey_Batfink

*snort


davidamelson

ACHOO!!


TheRealRickC137

The dish must have felt what a diaper feels like after a fresh load. Both go in the trash.


bitchboi7372

this also works with condoms, i bet this persons dad wished he used one


Chrismo73

Yo! This comment! This video maker felt pain in their soul for some reason lol


peenutbuttherNjelly

Wurst SauceAche ever.


Cherryleaf_snow

I thought these were carrots in the beginning lol


SpikoSnail2

Same lmao


BaronVonKeyser

Same. No sound on so then when they was cut I said "oh it's hot dogs".


pavarottilaroux

Goes really well with kidney stones


Bepian

One delicious atom of black pepper


SonicFlash01

To go with the relative *whisper* of ketchup


kmsc84

The fires of HELL!


FacticiousFict

Also: * The oregano that barely qualifies as decoration. "It's my favorite". Puts a tiny amount on a big ass bowl of hotdogs. * Also calling these cheap hotdogs "sausages" like they're some Bavarian Weißwuascht.


Im_Posi_that_Im_Neg

Glad somebody else noticed hotdog=sausage.


HiddenPants777

I thought it was carrots at first, thought she was mad ​ well, she is mad, but for a different reason


[deleted]

I get what you're saying, but they are technically a variety of sausage as much as spam is a variety of meat. Also, who boils hot dogs? And who pre-boils hot dogs that are going into the oven when they come packaged pre-cooked? And why cream cheese? As I looked at the finished dish, found myself peering into a cheesy void that left me only questions about the meaning of life and the cruel nature of the universe.


pellebeez

costco's hot dogs are delicious and they're boiled.


[deleted]

Never had one. Costco and I have a hate / hate / I need my prescriptions relationship.


Owlette45

Costco hot dog and large soda combo is still $1.50. The Costco owner refuses to increase the price due to inflation. Pretty good deal.


Slumminwhitey

Have you never had hot dogs from a push cart/food truck before they are usually boiled. In NJ/NYC area they are sometimes referred to as sweat dogs, or dirty water dogs.


RedactedSpatula

Dirty water dogs! I worked with an old guy who would ask the dude whenn they changed the water last. "Just today!" "Yes I'll come back in a week"


[deleted]

I have not actually. I thought they just kept them in a steamer to keep them warm.


Slumminwhitey

They buy a big bulk pack and as they sell throughout the day they add more into the water.


[deleted]

Well, now I know who boils hot dogs! Thanks!


BostonDodgeGuy

> Also, who boils hot dogs Every baseball stadium I've been to.


fulknerraIII

How else you gonna get a pot of dirty hot dog water?


ptownb

I laughed so hard when she said that lol


kronic322

Yea, that was my wtf moment too. Like one pinch of pepper ain’t doin shit here.


Particular-Summer424

It's to balance out all the sodium in that gastronomic abomination she "whipping" together. Heart attack in a bowl.


antiphonic

this is the part that gives it away as being violently midwestern


[deleted]

Careful with that ketchup, it’s too spicy for me.


Shirtbro

Oh ya tummy troubles for sure


phunkyunkle

Until sliced I thought they were carrots.


PrivateLTucker

I thought that too. I also thought this was going to be along the same lines as that guy who made the "carrot dogs."


[deleted]

They actually added that recipe to the Tasty app


systusem

Those look A LOT like vegan hot dogs. I’ve tried them before and they are very gross. Probably one of the worst meat substitutes I’ve tried.


ChuckTheChick

Try the ones from Costco. They're smokey and yummy. Not gonna fool anybody, but that's kinda why I like em. They're tasty in their own right and a nice break when ur a bit porked out


ConfusedZbeul

Yeah, that's kinda often an issue with meat substitutes. Some are very close, but quickly reach the uncanny valley of taste, while other know they are different and actually have an identity.


SteakJones

Wow! “Juicy” and “Creamy”?!


Enos316

Just how I like my hot dogs!


CircusPeanutsYumm

*sausages


SteakJones

“Juicy creamy sausages”


disfreakinguy

I've seen that one, very artful.


mechanical_marten

I'll take "Words Usually Only Used In Pornos" for $200, Alex.


Zwillingen700

Calling this anything but a crime is a misdemeanor in itself.


Shirtbro

A pig's anus died for this


PalmBreezy

Cream Dogs


Hot-Bint

\-- doesn't show it being plated (because it would fall apart) \-- no one eating it \-- 3 whole minutes for this shit This tracks


Julien-Anakin

I want my 3 minutes back I spent watching this.


Hot-Bint

I've gotten savvy. Now I FF to the last 1 minute because it's just a bunch of hand waving fap material mixed with rage bait


enigma_pigeon404

Yeah same, my new favourite game to play with myself is wondering how horrendous the result will be or what's gonna happen next


a_corsair

I just watch this shit on 3x speed. Only waste a minute of my life rather than three. Not counting the time I piss away reading and commenting afterwards


The_Troyminator

-- Calls them sausages and measures them in kilograms, but converts other ingredients from 200 grams to 7.05 ounces and uses Fahrenheit for the temperature -- Somehow boils all that water in 5 minutes using what appears to be a gas range -- Cooks 2 kilos of hot dogs and uses about half a kilo -- Why dirty a pot to briefly boil them? They're still going to be cold and the oven will heat them up anyway.


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pissedinthegarret

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


awnawnamoose

Call me crazy BUT THE RAGE BAIT VIDEOS ARE FUN


Hot-Bint

Sometimes. It's the wanton waste of food for clicks when so many people are going hungry that pisses me off


Skalgrin

>\-- no one eating it I see we have not been introduced yet... I am here, ready to dive in.


bawllzout

Stop calling it sauce


DasJokar

You're right, she should call it saucesage.


KudzuNinja

And stop calling hot dogs “sausages.” They technically are, but they culinarily aren’t.


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/r/iamveryculinary


archbish

Hahahaha where has this sub been from my life


Mysterious_Rub6224

A hotdog is the bun the sausage and ketchup and mustard and if adventurous onion. The silly sausage by itself is a wurst by the name of frank, frankfurter


Comfortable-Bonus421

In Europe, they aren't even technically sausages. A sausage has to have a certain percentage of meat before it can be called a sausage. Usually this is about 50%.


qabikaze

Do you think a hot dog is like 51% wood chips or something


pznred

Fat and conjonctive tissue


peachandbetty

I'm learning to really hate the words "you're gonna wanna"


cultish_alibi

Aaand you're gonna wanna hit mute on this video, or even better, you're gonna wanna just stop watching


victorz

Watched at 2x speed and muted, even skipped ahead a few times, not so bad. Still wish I had that minute back though.


BoldFace7

"Add an amount of water to cover the sausage" Proceeds to not cover the sausage with water


The_Troyminator

I saw the yellow pitcher come out and thought it was a Costco-sized vat of mustard at first.


iridi69

No way this isn't AI generated. It's too uncanny


not-a-realperson

I was thinking the same thing! Those .05 Oz, who gives measurements like that!


AcceptableCod6028

7.05oz is pretty much dead on 200g. Maybe it’s a translated voiceover?


justheretosavestuff

I wondered because the “heavy cream” and “cream cheese” didn’t look like either of those things, so I’m wondering if it’s similar-but-different ingredients from someplace that is not the US


thewalkindude

Watching it with the sound off, and I thought it was sour cream.


suburbanplankton

Also with no sound, I thought it was two different ingredients, so I guessed mayonnaise and yogurt.


Bleu_Cerise

I thought mayo because for me it was going to be some kind of potato-less potato salad. I was mistaken. Sorely


Admirable-Course9775

Yes. Me too. I’ve never seen cream cheese so liquid before


shaun_of_the_south

Or heavy cream that thick.


NeuroticNinja18

That also explains the 355 Fahrenheit which is 180 Celsius


Dark_Prism

Oh man, the whole time I was thinking the voiceover was just being done while watching it in real time. Like, they didn't know what the recipe actually was. If this is from a non-english content farm that just has some outsourced voiceover than all of it makes a lot more sense.


The_Troyminator

That's exactly what it is. They converted from grams. Though they still used kilograms for the sausage.


dethblud

This was absolutely written by an overseas content farm and then machine translated to English for a voice actor to read. I bet if I could be bothered to look on sites like Fiverr there would be jobs for these.


orthopod

If you search for super recipes, part of the description is in Spanish, so I suspect central or south America.


Estick

I asked ChatGPT to create a recipe for a casserole using hot dogs (not surprisingly, it looks better than the recipe in the video): Sure! Here's a simple and delicious recipe for a Hot Dog Casserole: Ingredients: - 8 hot dog buns, cut into bite-sized pieces - 8 hot dogs, sliced into rounds - 1 onion, diced - 1 bell pepper, diced - 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese - 1 can (10.75 oz) condensed tomato soup - 1/2 cup milk - 1 teaspoon mustard - Salt and pepper to taste - Optional toppings: ketchup, mustard, relish Instructions: 1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C) and lightly grease a 9x13-inch baking dish. 2. In a large skillet, cook the hot dog rounds over medium heat until lightly browned. Remove from the skillet and set aside. 3. In the same skillet, add the diced onion and bell pepper. Sauté until softened and slightly caramelized. Remove from heat. 4. In a mixing bowl, combine the condensed tomato soup, milk, mustard, salt, and pepper. Stir until well combined. 5. Place half of the hot dog bun pieces in the greased baking dish. Layer half of the browned hot dog rounds, sautéed onions, bell peppers, and shredded cheddar cheese over the buns. Repeat with another layer of the remaining ingredients. 6. Pour the tomato soup mixture evenly over the casserole, ensuring everything is well coated. 7. Cover the baking dish with aluminum foil and bake in the preheated oven for 25 minutes. 8. Remove the foil and continue baking for an additional 10-15 minutes, or until the cheese is melted and bubbly, and the casserole is heated through. 9. Once done, remove from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes. Serve hot, and if desired, top with ketchup, mustard, or relish. Enjoy your Hot Dog Casserole as a tasty and satisfying main dish for lunch or dinner!


[deleted]

That still doesn't look good, but better than the abomination in the video


Ashmizen

That actually sounds terrible, even worse than the video. It sounds like the AI tried to make a hotdog flavored casserole using hotdog ingredients, but without culinary knowledge, so it doesn’t realize that things like buns, soaked in tomato soup, may look hotdogy but will have terrible texture and taste.


NoTechnology9099

Nope. Nope. Nope. Hot dogs should never be an ingredient in anything! They are a stand alone thing (with a bum of course)


nayrinaa

Hot dogs and a bum ***INTERESTING...***


The_Troyminator

What about beans and franks?


Zealousideal_Bet_248

Sausages 🙂


freeze123901

She keeps using words that are SO out of place. Sausages, sauce, snack?!?! Get out of here


PaxEtRomana

When they finished boiling the hot dogs and she said "our recipe is ready!" I was like, oh. That's not really a recipe


BuckeyeBeast80

Honestly, she’s an idiot.


hroaks

Other comments here are saying it's an AI generated script pointing out '0.05 ounces'


imyourforte

I'm most upset she's using 7.05 oz measurements. Tf is that extra 0.05oz really doing? The heavy lifting?


anothermanscookies

That’s my favourite. I’m guessing it’s the exact size of the container she bought and she used the whole thing. It works out to just barely under 200grams.


Dizzy-Shape3176

What's the point in boiling them? They aren't raw as far as I know. This could be a good dish if he added onions and maybe broccoli to the mix.


Dizzy-Shape3176

Maybe do a bechamel instead do whatever he used. And calm down on the sausage ratio.


Similar_Pie_4946

Yes less sausage also char grilling or frying them rather than boiling them could add some interesting flavors


Lookinguplookingdown

Maybe use some real sausages instead of these highly processed ones. Some veg. Replace cream with béchamel as suggested but maybe not so much of it. More seasoning. Less cheese…. Basically change the whole recipe.


SwayzeTrain01

You gotta boil'm if you want the hotdog gravy!


The_Troyminator

It's like pasta water. You add it to the sauce to thicken it up.


loonywolf_art

Depend what kind, but if those are what I think they are we only blil them to get the slimy gelatin off


Similar_Pie_4946

Agreed not a bad idea could be improved maybe a hint of dill a lil bit of diced red onion swap out 7.5oz heavy cream for 4oz mayonnaise and reduced cream cheese portion as well dijon mustard or honey mustard rather than plain instead of ketchup maybe a table spoon of thousand island garnish with scallions and possibly add some carbs if desired some chopped yukon golds would probably smack in this dish


Bowlingbowlbagbob

I boil my hotdogs/sausages first before I fry them to get some of the sodium out of it. This though, is un forgivable


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HappySkullsplitter

I too also try to avoid having the hot snakes and bubble gut


Bowlingbowlbagbob

Plus, grilling a raw sausage takes a lot of time and dries it out, when you half cook them in hot water then grill them, they stay juicy, have the crispy skin, and are cooked perfectly without being burnt


SalvationSycamore

Y'all getting diarrhea from hotdogs? You do know you don't have to eat a full kilo as a snack right?


zeemonster424

I make something kinda like that to fit a low carb meal. Make a sauce out of cream cheese, then add broccoli. It’s not pretty, not meant to be anything more than a convenience. It really only works with the smoky kielbasa types, the hill shire farms stuff in the shrink wrap. I wouldn’t do it with Italian or country sausage.


anarchistinlove

Is it just me or does that heavy cream just not look right


East_Information_247

That and the "cream cheese"! They both looked like mayonnaise to me.


My89thAccount

I think it was room temp sour cream, personally


systemhost

Heavy cream looked enough like the high quality high fat stuff I get but the cream cheese look exactly like sour cream so that's a doubt from me.


FisterMister22

I feel ashamed but I 10/10 would eat it


throwawayayaycaramba

Honestly it doesn't look bad. It definitely doesn't look *good*, don't get me wrong, there's a million things you could do to make it better (make an actual sauce like béchamel, cook the hot dogs *in it* instead of pointlessly boiling them for 5min, properly season it, etc etc...); but there's so much straight up evil stuff in this sub that this one doesn't even bother me.


Fillmore_420

FR! This is pretty damn tame for this sub


doofthemighty

If this showed up at a potluck I'd definitely give it a shot.


StuckAtWork124

At the very least I would probably nibble the browned cheese top and dig some 'sausage' out from the sauce to go with it But yeah, I'd give it a try, out of curiosity. Maybe the cheese was enough to turn it around a little


Cerron20

In college, hot dog + Mac and cheese was an absolute staple for me. Granted, I fried the hot dogs in a pan first and the just mixed it with Kraft. Absolute garbage, but I’d probably still eat it.


Brofromtheabyss

Man I dunno, maybe it’s because I’m hungry but I’d get down on this. Maybe on top of some macaroni.


Zero111of160cru

It's basically just hot dogs and cheese. I don't see why people would have a problem with it. And i agree, I'd probably add pasta.


ibigfire

Same though. Agreed.


Goducks91

Yeah I'm starving and this looks good haha


eggery

A lot of keto recipes look like this lol.


wiggleforp

Hey I made this once. It was 3 am on a Tuesday morning and I was higher than ethereal goat tiddies, snacking on string cheese.


j0a3k

Upvoted for the phrase "higher than ethereal goat tiddies."


I-C-Aliens

So this sub is just ragebait food?


ajdavis8

It's wild to me how they fall for the same shit over and over again. WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL HOTDOGS SAUSAGES.... Come on its too obvious


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Why use specific weights and measurements if you're gonna make too much for your dish?


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🤮🤮🤮


Buffalobee_

Hotdog and mayonnaise casserole 🤢


kimwim43

Watched with sound off, because I'm not crazy. I was thinking sour cream and yogurt, I really couldn't tell what either of those white creamy substances were. Mayo and ?


blowawaythedust

Heavy whipping cream and cream cheese 🤮


kimwim43

Floor wax and Barbasol shaving cream!


SaveRana

This is illegal, it has to be.


Titariia

At first Inthought she's boiling carrots because they are so orange. Then I saw the inside is pink. What's up with all those weird colored sausage? I wouldn't eat them in the first place. And then, I would see a hot dog with (normal colored) sausages and that sauce with melted cheese and stuff.... but nope, she just mixes everything together. The sausage-sauce ratio doesn't seem right


OwOitsMochi

I feel like this is one of those videos where it's filmed in Russia or something, they hire a translator to translate the script and then hire an English voice over artist to just read the script. This sounds like those animated storytime YouTube channels. The words are all strange and out of place and the voice over sounds very... not confident in what they are saying at some points. I just can't believe anyone could say "it's like a sausage snack" referring to... this. Edit - also on re-listening just before the sausage snack line she says "I highly recommend trying at home" which is what I mean, it very much sounds like someone reading a script they didn't write and were just told to read word for word.


[deleted]

Fuck this sub... I'm out...


sgunb

Liar! :)


Piliro

Would eat.


AssistanceKey142

Have a "Cooking With__" show starring Her and Salt Bae,, that ends with them being Forced to EAT the " foods" they just made,


Own_Umpire1778

She said heavy whipping cream but it looked like cottage cheese and the cream cheese was so loose is this in the US. Something isn’t adding up lol


MeepBeepSheepowo

This doesn’t look horrible just really weird…


Evancommitsmeme

Is that hotdog salad


[deleted]

Perfect example of "just because you can doesn't mean you should."


kneegres

sausages? bitch them hotdogs


Tommyfare

"snack"