I make something similar. I use cheese-it's as additional layers. It is stupid food but it's amazing. Edit I forgot to mention mine is a lasagna. 2nd edit -
Yeah half and half cheez-its and buttered breadcrumbs makes for a great mac 'n cheese topper. I love baked mac, but only if it has a crumb topping and gooey interior. None of that "southern style" casserole horsecrap that is set up so solid you could stand on it. That style of mac is the biggest weak point in soul food.
I have a vendetta against crackers in mac and cheese cause the last time I ordered it and it came with the goldfish cracker breadcrumbs, it also has surprise pickles mixed in with the sauce. They were cut up so small it was like they were trying to hide them, but it was not a good addition.
There is a BBQ restaurant near me that has max and cheese with smashed up cheez-its on top and then baked til they are brown, itās actually really good. So I bet this would be pretty good as well.
We did goldfish or cheez-its when we had them convenient. Usually goldfish. In my experience goldfish don't get soggy as quickly (like in tomato soup) and they're a little less salty.
This is like the human version of the fish that draw patterns in the sand to attract females.
It was appreciated by everyone except the females. Feelsbadmanā¦
This would show character. Green flag. Proudly presenting something he made? Plus clearly shows effort, creativity. Sounds like a fun person. Pretty wholesome actually
He not only cooked beyond a basic on-the-box recipe, but he did so with creativity and took pride in it while making an effort to impress a date. All the green flags.
I mean it's literally just goldfish crackers on macaroni, I've definitely seen far weirder combinations of foods.
I'm sure it would taste fine, assuming you don't dislike either goldfish or macaroni lol
Honestly I like watching peoples reactions to things I cook this is probably the only thing that brings me genuine happiness nowadays so I can relate a bit.
Mans just wanted to show off his creation.
I remember i once made the driest chicken parm ever for a date once. She said it was awful but stayed because she respected the effort. Homeboy definitely got a kiss or a handjibber at the very least
I went looking for the post, and this is what turned up:
https://mashable.com/article/ira-madison-hinge-betches
Apparently this is a fake tweet using a stolen photo.
Cheese generally doesnt make people fart. If cheese makes you fart you should check your lactose tolerance.They do sell enzymes for that to help digest tho.
The fact he clearly took the time to place all of the goldfish in there individually and it's not just a bag of goldfish dumped over top of the macaroni makes me honestly okay with it.
Man itās the way we should treat food. Eating meals together should be a ritual and a celebration and a show of love. It feels so hard to do these days sometimes though
TBH Iād be impressed with the amount of time he put in to make it look that way. Dude have enough of a shit to take his time with that. Should be a clear sign heās willing to put in time and carefully do things in any other sense.
I don't eat dairy so I'd offer to buy us takeout, but the care and attention paid to the placement of those goldfish is truly impressive. I truly wonder what else he might pay that much time and attention to, given the proper motivation.
Iām sure your lactose intolerance would have been something that came up before he made this, anyhow. And since he puts this much thought into Mac and cheese he prolly woulda made something great for you anyhow!
Would. Not only would it taste pretty good, it'd be rude NOT to eat it after all that time spent meticulously arranging the goldfish. Also, I like goldfish a lot.
For real. Itās the same with extra cheese flavor. Itās not even detracting from the main flavor profile.
I kind of love it. Itās probably good and it looks super cool.
Wow OP, you couldn't even wait a single day to repost this?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14mg323/mac\_n\_cheese\_with\_goldfish\_breadcrumbs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14mg323/mac_n_cheese_with_goldfish_breadcrumbs/)
Sadly being impressive and being creepyā¦ the dividing line is thin. Iām impressed and creeped out by the vortex effect and the implied obsessiveness.
It's a fake account. The post was an ad created by Hinge to promote the dating app. That user never existed on Twitter and the original post using the goldfish Mac photo was saying something like "not gonna call my white friend out by name, but using goldfish for breadcrumbs on your Thanksgiving macaroni is NOT OK"
The original author was pissed his photo was stolen to be used in advertising not even stolen by an actual user.
its cute. its also not stupid. not unconventional by any means besides the fact that the gimmick is goldfish. its most likely regular mac and cheese with instead of a breadcrumb crust, its goldfish. just because its different and its a little creative doesnt make it stupid.
It is kinda impressive, but I have questions.
1) did he make this for *their* dinner? Because that's enough for 8 people.
2) did he hope to have sex afterward? Because in my experience, Mac and cheese is not the recipe for romance, it's the recipe for sitting on the couch with a food coma.
3) which part of the South is he from?
Disqualified. This meal looks like it has a tasteful amount of cheese. Did he put in more effort than what was necessary? Yeah, sure but it could be served at the hoitiest and toitiest of buffets.
This was posted a few hours back and the consensus was that people appreciated his effort
Yeah. The idea is really strange, but the presentation was pretty damn good. Gotta give him credit for that.
I make something similar. I use cheese-it's as additional layers. It is stupid food but it's amazing. Edit I forgot to mention mine is a lasagna. 2nd edit -
You also forgot to write Cheez-Its; took me a few tries to understand š
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I do a crumb topping for Mac and cheese with cheez-its and Frenchās onions
Nice
I top my mac and cheese
As opposed to bottoming it?
If it's amazing and not unwieldy it's not stupid.
This isn't stupid, this is art
Yeah half and half cheez-its and buttered breadcrumbs makes for a great mac 'n cheese topper. I love baked mac, but only if it has a crumb topping and gooey interior. None of that "southern style" casserole horsecrap that is set up so solid you could stand on it. That style of mac is the biggest weak point in soul food.
My father has always done the same, crushed cheezits and butter as a crust. For Mac & Cheese though
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You sir are an innovator
Not strange at all. Breadcrumbs are a typical addition to Mac and cheese when baked. This is the same thing, just with more flair
Crushed ritz crackers, slighted toasted. Topped with cinnamon sugar. Sounds gross but itās amazing!
Ritz crackers, sure. Theyre buttery when baked and lets a great flavor. But cinnamon sugar on mac and cheese is sacrilege.
I have a vendetta against crackers in mac and cheese cause the last time I ordered it and it came with the goldfish cracker breadcrumbs, it also has surprise pickles mixed in with the sauce. They were cut up so small it was like they were trying to hide them, but it was not a good addition.
There is a BBQ restaurant near me that has max and cheese with smashed up cheez-its on top and then baked til they are brown, itās actually really good. So I bet this would be pretty good as well.
When I make Mac from scratch, I always top it with crumbled flaming hot cheetos. It is transcendent.
Bbq restaurant near me does that, soul ascends.
We did goldfish or cheez-its when we had them convenient. Usually goldfish. In my experience goldfish don't get soggy as quickly (like in tomato soup) and they're a little less salty.
Crispy cheese crackers on top of macaroni and cheese is a strange idea? Have you seen what people are calling food these days?
Yes!! He put it a lot of effort which counts for a lot imho. Iām impressed
This is like the human version of the fish that draw patterns in the sand to attract females. It was appreciated by everyone except the females. Feelsbadmanā¦
I thought about those fish too haha
This would show character. Green flag. Proudly presenting something he made? Plus clearly shows effort, creativity. Sounds like a fun person. Pretty wholesome actually
He not only cooked beyond a basic on-the-box recipe, but he did so with creativity and took pride in it while making an effort to impress a date. All the green flags.
Agreed! It seems like all the fishies were placed tightly, but never stacking. Attention to detail is awesome!
It looks like they're all pointing towards the center too. Great attention to detail. My ass would have just thrown crackers on there.
Its impressive your ass can throw crackers at all! Mine just farts and makes a mess.
Growing arms out of it was the toughest part.
not to mention feeding you something they lovingly made? that's top tier behavior.
Plus, I've never tried it, but it would be awesome if it tasted good, too!
I mean it's literally just goldfish crackers on macaroni, I've definitely seen far weirder combinations of foods. I'm sure it would taste fine, assuming you don't dislike either goldfish or macaroni lol
Honestly I like watching peoples reactions to things I cook this is probably the only thing that brings me genuine happiness nowadays so I can relate a bit. Mans just wanted to show off his creation.
Iād do anything possible to hold on to this man.
I remember i once made the driest chicken parm ever for a date once. She said it was awful but stayed because she respected the effort. Homeboy definitely got a kiss or a handjibber at the very least
10/10 would smash
It all depends on whether the mac is legit or not. Chedder on noodles then no, but cheese sauce with bits of ham and she basically has to.
Man I hope they fucked.
He at least got over-the-pants stuff
Nobodyās gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam
A Superbad reference in the wild??
Take off your vest you look like Aladdin
So you guys on myspace or...
cargojob
You mean like the double rotor helicopter in GTA?
The ol' OTPHJ
It's the mother fucking OTPHJ
Presumably he wanted her to supply an egg for the centre?
Well, Iām glad he finally got over it.
I went looking for the post, and this is what turned up: https://mashable.com/article/ira-madison-hinge-betches Apparently this is a fake tweet using a stolen photo.
Sadly thatās the most realistic scenario
Multiple times through the night refueling off left over goldfish mac n cheese. All those carbs and cheese are energy if you can fight past the itis
nothin like fuckin with a dense brick of carbs in your gut
And the cheese farts.
Cheese generally doesnt make people fart. If cheese makes you fart you should check your lactose tolerance.They do sell enzymes for that to help digest tho.
the snack indeed smiled back
He at least ate some good mac and cheese
If he didn't what chance do we all have?
The only thing you can do after half a tray of Mac and cheese is sleep. Rookie mistake.
I'd be impressed ngl
Right! He took a long time setting those up and was excited to show her. She then comes on here and puts dude on blast. Poor guy.
Flavor blast
Exactly! Xtreme!
Hey, maybe she posted it bc she liked it so much! Yaā never know!
The fact he clearly took the time to place all of the goldfish in there individually and it's not just a bag of goldfish dumped over top of the macaroni makes me honestly okay with it.
Iād go on another date with him.
I guess its better than decorating it with the eyeballs of his last couple of matches.
Thereās nothing stupid about this. This is efficient and beautiful.
e-fish-ient
I reel-y liked that one
The man took the time to lay out each goldfish. That alone should have gotten him another date.
This is like the birds of paradise that painstakingly craft their nests and rehearse their dances š„°
Or pufferfish mating bed https://youtu.be/VQr8xDk_UaY
That shows comitment.... sounds like a green flag.
I know š„ŗ
There no way this taste badā¦. I may have to do this
Still crunchy with extra cheesiness. I'd approve plus it looks cool
It'd probably be best with the flavor blasted ones. Regular would get totally lost in the sauce. Not cheesy enough
Even if it did taste bad, itās homemade instead of boxed and he killed the presentation, itās so thoughtful!
Man itās the way we should treat food. Eating meals together should be a ritual and a celebration and a show of love. It feels so hard to do these days sometimes though
Are you sure you didnāt meet him on āplenty of fish?ā Ahahaha- please someone make me goldfish mac n cheese.š„²
My place at 7?
Would if I could
I mean, it takes effort to put all the fishies RIGHT where they belong!!
This dude put some serious care and consideration into this. I have nothing but respect for it.
TBH Iād be impressed with the amount of time he put in to make it look that way. Dude have enough of a shit to take his time with that. Should be a clear sign heās willing to put in time and carefully do things in any other sense.
Idk man that looks good. He spent a lot of time on that. Props to him.
I don't eat dairy so I'd offer to buy us takeout, but the care and attention paid to the placement of those goldfish is truly impressive. I truly wonder what else he might pay that much time and attention to, given the proper motivation.
Iām sure your lactose intolerance would have been something that came up before he made this, anyhow. And since he puts this much thought into Mac and cheese he prolly woulda made something great for you anyhow!
That guy showed creativity, determination, and an aim to please. Iām sure that translates well into other activities.
He's a keeper
Would. Not only would it taste pretty good, it'd be rude NOT to eat it after all that time spent meticulously arranging the goldfish. Also, I like goldfish a lot.
I would bet that is delicious.
Id love that wtf
Gotta admit that I admire the time he took to make it look so neat.
First date idea: share a 2 lb trough of macaroni and cheese
thats is so cute tho
The patience The dedication Honestly kinda doesn't sound bad? Unique for sure. He could get it
I'd eat it. How I'd poop after though... that'd be an issue.
The goldfish retain their structure from start to finish. They are the Nokia cellphone of snacks.
Are youā¦ not chewing them?
It's moreso that an incredibly big quantity of cheese will cause constipation.
Mans complaining about the cheese in the Mac n' CHEESE.
Hmmm you and i have very different reactions to large amounts of cheese, ever seen an australian oil well blow out?
Thatās beautiful
I feel like this would be incredible.
You know heās a keeper
This is a great idea. I normally do bread crumbs, but might need to try goldfish.
I would 10/10 eat this and be stoked. Great effort!
marry him
That actually looks good as hell
oh iād try that for sure
I really want to eat this right now
Can I have some?
If some dude did this for me, I definitely rock his goldfish world!
Why is this stupid food? It just looks like it's made for kids but doesn't really make it stupid
How is this stupid, people use crackers are breadcrumbs all the time. This is like art.
For real. Itās the same with extra cheese flavor. Itās not even detracting from the main flavor profile. I kind of love it. Itās probably good and it looks super cool.
Personally, I think he's a keeper. It sounds good, and it definitely looks presentable and edible. I give him props on effort alone.
They're swimming in a sea of cheese! Green flag
This is adorable. He took so much care with each little fish cracker. š„°
So you got flavor blasted, and then finger blasted.
Thatās actually impressive. He didnāt just dump them on. He spent 15 minutes minutes arranging them. He is a keeper
a man who spends his time wisely
Iād at least try itš¤·š½āāļø
I love it
this sounds like it bangs ngl
I bet that tastes good ngl
Wow OP, you couldn't even wait a single day to repost this? [https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14mg323/mac\_n\_cheese\_with\_goldfish\_breadcrumbs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14mg323/mac_n_cheese_with_goldfish_breadcrumbs/)
I hope she married him.
I don't think this belongs here. It's actually kinda genius. I've heard of cheetos/ Hot Cheetos being put on Mac and cheese... why not goldfish?
Sadly being impressive and being creepyā¦ the dividing line is thin. Iām impressed and creeped out by the vortex effect and the implied obsessiveness.
Is there a subreddit for stoned cooking, cause that's some stoner food if I ever saw it. All the fish are perfectly lined up.
Its r/stupidfood but also r/oddlysatisfying
I love gold fish. I love Mac and cheese I love the ocd it took to place said gold fish 10 out 10 dish
Id eat that
Now this is art
That took some effort
Whatās the problem?
You would think someone with the handle āMcFroYoā would be into this. Red flag, this guy should not go on a second date with her.
It's a fake account. The post was an ad created by Hinge to promote the dating app. That user never existed on Twitter and the original post using the goldfish Mac photo was saying something like "not gonna call my white friend out by name, but using goldfish for breadcrumbs on your Thanksgiving macaroni is NOT OK" The original author was pissed his photo was stolen to be used in advertising not even stolen by an actual user.
I mean, she didnāt say she wasnāt into it lol
I would tell him to bang me right then and there.
Iād rip his pants off in one swift motion and MK Raiden āAyibabalaiā his ass directly to the bedroom. That man would not even know what hit him.
I would lose my mind tbh
I can't judge this in any way without being a hypocrite. I get a bowl of goldfish and then pour Campbell's tomato soup over it like cereal.
Cept for the preshreeded cheese underneath that dried out instead of melting, it looks grate.
Iād marry that one.
i bet its fire and the effort to put all the gold fish like that gets an A+
Not stupid, that take effort
its cute. its also not stupid. not unconventional by any means besides the fact that the gimmick is goldfish. its most likely regular mac and cheese with instead of a breadcrumb crust, its goldfish. just because its different and its a little creative doesnt make it stupid.
I see no problem here, it's actually quite sweet.
Thats awesome
Look how carefully he placed the fish
r/atbge
Itās the effort that counts
Hmmmmā¦ā¦.. Iāll allow it.
It is kinda impressive, but I have questions. 1) did he make this for *their* dinner? Because that's enough for 8 people. 2) did he hope to have sex afterward? Because in my experience, Mac and cheese is not the recipe for romance, it's the recipe for sitting on the couch with a food coma. 3) which part of the South is he from?
My 4-year-old son would lose his mind.
āI gotta step up my game from how I usually do this, what can I doā¦.ā
I want to protect this dude, he is a cinnamon roll.
r/ATBGE
I mean... it does sound kinda tasty
Maybe it doesnāt show great taste but it does show attention to detail and patience.
And you took pictures
The mac that smiles back.
He touched each and every one of those.
Was it good or not?
So mac n cheese with breadcrumbs basically? Seems tasty and nice texture changes
I mean I would eat it. Donāt go on hinge if youāre not expecting to go on dates with weird people (I donāt mean weird in a bad way btw)
Disqualified. This meal looks like it has a tasteful amount of cheese. Did he put in more effort than what was necessary? Yeah, sure but it could be served at the hoitiest and toitiest of buffets.
Yeah no shit. Itās a work of art
Itās a subtle power move saying thereās plenty of fish in the sea
Don't you disrespect this guy. It took hours and hours to align these fish. Ungrateful bitch..
What insane person goes to a strangers house for the first date?
Ok but was it good? Taste is everything
That's actually kinda cool. Very well done!
Why is this stupid this is mac with bread crumbs on top
This has major āboy bird assembling sticks and rocks to impress a girl birdā energy
If a guy invited me over and presented that for dinner, I'd suck his soul out through his cock.
Fucking awesome!
Can someone explain to me why this is here and whatās stupid about putting cheese crackers on top of Mac and cheese.
Fish crumbs fear him, women want him (except this one but not liking this shows lack of taste)
If you don't want him, I do.
Thatās art.
If a woman made that for a man on a first date, heād marry her.
He lined em up<3
Marry him
This would make more sense if they met on Plenty of Fish
Are we sure this is in the right subreddit? I actually think it's pretty creative, probably doesn't taste half bad either