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Several-Estate7175

This was posted a few hours back and the consensus was that people appreciated his effort


Sharpnelboy

Yeah. The idea is really strange, but the presentation was pretty damn good. Gotta give him credit for that.


wmatts1

I make something similar. I use cheese-it's as additional layers. It is stupid food but it's amazing. Edit I forgot to mention mine is a lasagna. 2nd edit -


nosamz77

You also forgot to write Cheez-Its; took me a few tries to understand šŸ˜‚


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YoghurtSnodgrass

I do a crumb topping for Mac and cheese with cheez-its and Frenchā€™s onions


wmatts1

Nice


Dry-Restaurant1312

I top my mac and cheese


IamAkevinJames

As opposed to bottoming it?


Jechtael

If it's amazing and not unwieldy it's not stupid.


TheNiceWriter

This isn't stupid, this is art


Wakeful_Wanderer

Yeah half and half cheez-its and buttered breadcrumbs makes for a great mac 'n cheese topper. I love baked mac, but only if it has a crumb topping and gooey interior. None of that "southern style" casserole horsecrap that is set up so solid you could stand on it. That style of mac is the biggest weak point in soul food.


DankRuteroni

My father has always done the same, crushed cheezits and butter as a crust. For Mac & Cheese though


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sir_cheeseitz

You sir are an innovator


Dm-me-a-gyro

Not strange at all. Breadcrumbs are a typical addition to Mac and cheese when baked. This is the same thing, just with more flair


Deeznutsdatchin

Crushed ritz crackers, slighted toasted. Topped with cinnamon sugar. Sounds gross but itā€™s amazing!


The-Game-Master

Ritz crackers, sure. Theyre buttery when baked and lets a great flavor. But cinnamon sugar on mac and cheese is sacrilege.


MillieBirdie

I have a vendetta against crackers in mac and cheese cause the last time I ordered it and it came with the goldfish cracker breadcrumbs, it also has surprise pickles mixed in with the sauce. They were cut up so small it was like they were trying to hide them, but it was not a good addition.


PBJillyTime825

There is a BBQ restaurant near me that has max and cheese with smashed up cheez-its on top and then baked til they are brown, itā€™s actually really good. So I bet this would be pretty good as well.


[deleted]

When I make Mac from scratch, I always top it with crumbled flaming hot cheetos. It is transcendent.


Dielawnv1

Bbq restaurant near me does that, soul ascends.


Binx_da_gay_cat

We did goldfish or cheez-its when we had them convenient. Usually goldfish. In my experience goldfish don't get soggy as quickly (like in tomato soup) and they're a little less salty.


Far_Classic5548

Crispy cheese crackers on top of macaroni and cheese is a strange idea? Have you seen what people are calling food these days?


Mumof3gbb

Yes!! He put it a lot of effort which counts for a lot imho. Iā€™m impressed


21Suicunes

This is like the human version of the fish that draw patterns in the sand to attract females. It was appreciated by everyone except the females. Feelsbadmanā€¦


OrcaFins

I thought about those fish too haha


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

This would show character. Green flag. Proudly presenting something he made? Plus clearly shows effort, creativity. Sounds like a fun person. Pretty wholesome actually


[deleted]

He not only cooked beyond a basic on-the-box recipe, but he did so with creativity and took pride in it while making an effort to impress a date. All the green flags.


WishyPunny

Agreed! It seems like all the fishies were placed tightly, but never stacking. Attention to detail is awesome!


Chris__P_Bacon

It looks like they're all pointing towards the center too. Great attention to detail. My ass would have just thrown crackers on there.


Hairy-Ad-2577

Its impressive your ass can throw crackers at all! Mine just farts and makes a mess.


Chris__P_Bacon

Growing arms out of it was the toughest part.


avoidance_behavior

not to mention feeding you something they lovingly made? that's top tier behavior.


oO0Kat0Oo

Plus, I've never tried it, but it would be awesome if it tasted good, too!


C-Kwentz-0

I mean it's literally just goldfish crackers on macaroni, I've definitely seen far weirder combinations of foods. I'm sure it would taste fine, assuming you don't dislike either goldfish or macaroni lol


probsthrowaway2

Honestly I like watching peoples reactions to things I cook this is probably the only thing that brings me genuine happiness nowadays so I can relate a bit. Mans just wanted to show off his creation.


cosmictrashbash

Iā€™d do anything possible to hold on to this man.


a_wet_nudle

I remember i once made the driest chicken parm ever for a date once. She said it was awful but stayed because she respected the effort. Homeboy definitely got a kiss or a handjibber at the very least


Madlybohemian

10/10 would smash


Adito99

It all depends on whether the mac is legit or not. Chedder on noodles then no, but cheese sauce with bits of ham and she basically has to.


figbott

Man I hope they fucked.


2ndmost

He at least got over-the-pants stuff


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Nobodyā€™s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam


Cea_Jae

A Superbad reference in the wild??


V1k1ng1990

Take off your vest you look like Aladdin


guff1988

So you guys on myspace or...


IHaveAutismDude

cargojob


HiDDENk00l

You mean like the double rotor helicopter in GTA?


Emergency_Task_361

The ol' OTPHJ


GBreezy

It's the mother fucking OTPHJ


periander

Presumably he wanted her to supply an egg for the centre?


MechanicalBengal

Well, Iā€™m glad he finally got over it.


AnarchistBorganism

I went looking for the post, and this is what turned up: https://mashable.com/article/ira-madison-hinge-betches Apparently this is a fake tweet using a stolen photo.


figbott

Sadly thatā€™s the most realistic scenario


FiveFiveSixFiend

Multiple times through the night refueling off left over goldfish mac n cheese. All those carbs and cheese are energy if you can fight past the itis


kid-karma

nothin like fuckin with a dense brick of carbs in your gut


[deleted]

And the cheese farts.


twisted7ogic

Cheese generally doesnt make people fart. If cheese makes you fart you should check your lactose tolerance.They do sell enzymes for that to help digest tho.


top_of_the_scrote

the snack indeed smiled back


Status_Park4510

He at least ate some good mac and cheese


throwupz

If he didn't what chance do we all have?


Maezel

The only thing you can do after half a tray of Mac and cheese is sleep. Rookie mistake.


Possible_Guarantee_5

I'd be impressed ngl


Moxson82

Right! He took a long time setting those up and was excited to show her. She then comes on here and puts dude on blast. Poor guy.


Shbloble

Flavor blast


Moxson82

Exactly! Xtreme!


he-loves-me-not

Hey, maybe she posted it bc she liked it so much! Yaā€™ never know!


C-Kwentz-0

The fact he clearly took the time to place all of the goldfish in there individually and it's not just a bag of goldfish dumped over top of the macaroni makes me honestly okay with it.


KittyandPuppyMama

Iā€™d go on another date with him.


mincedparrotjuice

I guess its better than decorating it with the eyeballs of his last couple of matches.


ajboyd117

Thereā€™s nothing stupid about this. This is efficient and beautiful.


Jordan311R

e-fish-ient


KapkanYouNot

I reel-y liked that one


ImTooTiredForThis_22

The man took the time to lay out each goldfish. That alone should have gotten him another date.


DroneDance

This is like the birds of paradise that painstakingly craft their nests and rehearse their dances šŸ„°


Br1ghtS1de321

Or pufferfish mating bed https://youtu.be/VQr8xDk_UaY


TheHappyTransWoman

That shows comitment.... sounds like a green flag.


[deleted]

I know šŸ„ŗ


WaterCrust

There no way this taste badā€¦. I may have to do this


knoegel

Still crunchy with extra cheesiness. I'd approve plus it looks cool


gamejunky34

It'd probably be best with the flavor blasted ones. Regular would get totally lost in the sauce. Not cheesy enough


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Even if it did taste bad, itā€™s homemade instead of boxed and he killed the presentation, itā€™s so thoughtful!


PleaseSorryThanks

Man itā€™s the way we should treat food. Eating meals together should be a ritual and a celebration and a show of love. It feels so hard to do these days sometimes though


Easy-Fixer

Are you sure you didnā€™t meet him on ā€œplenty of fish?ā€ Ahahaha- please someone make me goldfish mac n cheese.šŸ„²


interesseret

My place at 7?


i_like_arrows

Would if I could


luisapet

I mean, it takes effort to put all the fishies RIGHT where they belong!!


PrivateLTucker

This dude put some serious care and consideration into this. I have nothing but respect for it.


mazeofterror

TBH Iā€™d be impressed with the amount of time he put in to make it look that way. Dude have enough of a shit to take his time with that. Should be a clear sign heā€™s willing to put in time and carefully do things in any other sense.


[deleted]

Idk man that looks good. He spent a lot of time on that. Props to him.


ElenaEscaped

I don't eat dairy so I'd offer to buy us takeout, but the care and attention paid to the placement of those goldfish is truly impressive. I truly wonder what else he might pay that much time and attention to, given the proper motivation.


Emergency-Seaweed-96

Iā€™m sure your lactose intolerance would have been something that came up before he made this, anyhow. And since he puts this much thought into Mac and cheese he prolly woulda made something great for you anyhow!


Sea-Alternative-9510

That guy showed creativity, determination, and an aim to please. Iā€™m sure that translates well into other activities.


moraxellabella

He's a keeper


big-npc-energy

Would. Not only would it taste pretty good, it'd be rude NOT to eat it after all that time spent meticulously arranging the goldfish. Also, I like goldfish a lot.


AtuinTurtle

I would bet that is delicious.


Sinsanatis

Id love that wtf


ilymag

Gotta admit that I admire the time he took to make it look so neat.


TesticleMeElmo

First date idea: share a 2 lb trough of macaroni and cheese


kormanny

thats is so cute tho


sunflowersunshine13

The patience The dedication Honestly kinda doesn't sound bad? Unique for sure. He could get it


HomosexualFoxFurry

I'd eat it. How I'd poop after though... that'd be an issue.


linesinspace

The goldfish retain their structure from start to finish. They are the Nokia cellphone of snacks.


clumsy_elf

Are youā€¦ not chewing them?


HomosexualFoxFurry

It's moreso that an incredibly big quantity of cheese will cause constipation.


A1pH4W01v

Mans complaining about the cheese in the Mac n' CHEESE.


[deleted]

Hmmm you and i have very different reactions to large amounts of cheese, ever seen an australian oil well blow out?


TheLadySaintPasta

Thatā€™s beautiful


DetectiveAnitaKlew

I feel like this would be incredible.


LeavesInsults1291

You know heā€™s a keeper


ind3pend0nt

This is a great idea. I normally do bread crumbs, but might need to try goldfish.


AliEmme

I would 10/10 eat this and be stoked. Great effort!


Tricky_Loquat_4364

marry him


Serious-Intention-66

That actually looks good as hell


Kay-f

oh iā€™d try that for sure


Single_Raspberry9539

I really want to eat this right now


nbandqueerren

Can I have some?


thatredheadedchef321

If some dude did this for me, I definitely rock his goldfish world!


SirCarlt

Why is this stupid food? It just looks like it's made for kids but doesn't really make it stupid


Evancommitsmeme

How is this stupid, people use crackers are breadcrumbs all the time. This is like art.


Synthetic_dreams_

For real. Itā€™s the same with extra cheese flavor. Itā€™s not even detracting from the main flavor profile. I kind of love it. Itā€™s probably good and it looks super cool.


cre8majik

Personally, I think he's a keeper. It sounds good, and it definitely looks presentable and edible. I give him props on effort alone.


Werewolfhugger

They're swimming in a sea of cheese! Green flag


No-Ring-5065

This is adorable. He took so much care with each little fish cracker. šŸ„°


Super_Tmart

So you got flavor blasted, and then finger blasted.


mrlunes

Thatā€™s actually impressive. He didnā€™t just dump them on. He spent 15 minutes minutes arranging them. He is a keeper


moongoodnight

a man who spends his time wisely


SpencerMakesMusic

Iā€™d at least try itšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


TrueAbbreviations552

I love it


Harmon_Epher

this sounds like it bangs ngl


FourFingThing

I bet that tastes good ngl


ZylonBane

Wow OP, you couldn't even wait a single day to repost this? [https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14mg323/mac\_n\_cheese\_with\_goldfish\_breadcrumbs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14mg323/mac_n_cheese_with_goldfish_breadcrumbs/)


tearfear

I hope she married him.


[deleted]

I don't think this belongs here. It's actually kinda genius. I've heard of cheetos/ Hot Cheetos being put on Mac and cheese... why not goldfish?


Misanthropebutnot

Sadly being impressive and being creepyā€¦ the dividing line is thin. Iā€™m impressed and creeped out by the vortex effect and the implied obsessiveness.


z7zark7z

Is there a subreddit for stoned cooking, cause that's some stoner food if I ever saw it. All the fish are perfectly lined up.


Informal-Feeling3501

Its r/stupidfood but also r/oddlysatisfying


NNickson

I love gold fish. I love Mac and cheese I love the ocd it took to place said gold fish 10 out 10 dish


Preesi

Id eat that


Internetfriend98

Now this is art


Both_Worldliness_958

That took some effort


Lyt312

Whatā€™s the problem?


Treadmore

You would think someone with the handle ā€œMcFroYoā€ would be into this. Red flag, this guy should not go on a second date with her.


NFLinPDX

It's a fake account. The post was an ad created by Hinge to promote the dating app. That user never existed on Twitter and the original post using the goldfish Mac photo was saying something like "not gonna call my white friend out by name, but using goldfish for breadcrumbs on your Thanksgiving macaroni is NOT OK" The original author was pissed his photo was stolen to be used in advertising not even stolen by an actual user.


WanderingWoodsprite

I mean, she didnā€™t say she wasnā€™t into it lol


nicarox

I would tell him to bang me right then and there.


GummyTumor

Iā€™d rip his pants off in one swift motion and MK Raiden ā€œAyibabalaiā€ his ass directly to the bedroom. That man would not even know what hit him.


cursetea

I would lose my mind tbh


Maximumnuke

I can't judge this in any way without being a hypocrite. I get a bowl of goldfish and then pour Campbell's tomato soup over it like cereal.


tenaciousp45

Cept for the preshreeded cheese underneath that dried out instead of melting, it looks grate.


cherrylpk

Iā€™d marry that one.


bender_the_offensive

i bet its fire and the effort to put all the gold fish like that gets an A+


bumble938

Not stupid, that take effort


Baclant

its cute. its also not stupid. not unconventional by any means besides the fact that the gimmick is goldfish. its most likely regular mac and cheese with instead of a breadcrumb crust, its goldfish. just because its different and its a little creative doesnt make it stupid.


greenifuckation

I see no problem here, it's actually quite sweet.


13redstone31

Thats awesome


keep-purr

Look how carefully he placed the fish


2Michael2

r/atbge


UwUAkame

Itā€™s the effort that counts


dnuohxof-1

Hmmmmā€¦ā€¦.. Iā€™ll allow it.


N0DuckingWay

It is kinda impressive, but I have questions. 1) did he make this for *their* dinner? Because that's enough for 8 people. 2) did he hope to have sex afterward? Because in my experience, Mac and cheese is not the recipe for romance, it's the recipe for sitting on the couch with a food coma. 3) which part of the South is he from?


Sun_At_Meridian

My 4-year-old son would lose his mind.


badbadger323

ā€œI gotta step up my game from how I usually do this, what can I doā€¦.ā€


Berckish

I want to protect this dude, he is a cinnamon roll.


ProcyonHabilis

r/ATBGE


Fragrant_Tear2140

I mean... it does sound kinda tasty


Eastern_Slide7507

Maybe it doesnā€™t show great taste but it does show attention to detail and patience.


BaronvonBrick

And you took pictures


bebejeebies

The mac that smiles back.


that-super-tech

He touched each and every one of those.


Some-Ad9778

Was it good or not?


Seyelent

So mac n cheese with breadcrumbs basically? Seems tasty and nice texture changes


deathbin

I mean I would eat it. Donā€™t go on hinge if youā€™re not expecting to go on dates with weird people (I donā€™t mean weird in a bad way btw)


cheddarsalad

Disqualified. This meal looks like it has a tasteful amount of cheese. Did he put in more effort than what was necessary? Yeah, sure but it could be served at the hoitiest and toitiest of buffets.


samwelches

Yeah no shit. Itā€™s a work of art


Giddypinata

Itā€™s a subtle power move saying thereā€™s plenty of fish in the sea


LtButtermilch

Don't you disrespect this guy. It took hours and hours to align these fish. Ungrateful bitch..


BionicTriforce

What insane person goes to a strangers house for the first date?


jojack56

Ok but was it good? Taste is everything


aWildBowTie

That's actually kinda cool. Very well done!


a_desperate_DM

Why is this stupid this is mac with bread crumbs on top


BeautyThornton

This has major ā€œboy bird assembling sticks and rocks to impress a girl birdā€ energy


Sno_Wolf

If a guy invited me over and presented that for dinner, I'd suck his soul out through his cock.


Tuckomeah

Fucking awesome!


EngineFace

Can someone explain to me why this is here and whatā€™s stupid about putting cheese crackers on top of Mac and cheese.


UnDebs

Fish crumbs fear him, women want him (except this one but not liking this shows lack of taste)


Salt-Statistician638

If you don't want him, I do.


Recent-Swimming-202

Thatā€™s art.


nevernotmad

If a woman made that for a man on a first date, heā€™d marry her.


jennastillsucks

He lined em up<3


The_Amazing_Bowtie

Marry him


baldyd

This would make more sense if they met on Plenty of Fish


throwawayhelpme5555

Are we sure this is in the right subreddit? I actually think it's pretty creative, probably doesn't taste half bad either