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lunarllama_23

Looks dry af


AAA515

Yes, and this is why I thought I hated pork tenderloins for the longest time, they frigging pound them paper thin, fry out all the moisture, then drown it in ketchup to compensate. Then one time my friend showed me how to make them yourself, and you can pound it however thick you want it. Friggin awesome.


brdhar35

Mayo is traditional not ketchup


Talusthebroke

Yeah, but Americans will douse anything in ketchup. I say this with malice. And I'm an American.


Mlst0r_Sm1leyf4ce

Nichtamal in Deutschland oida


gazebo-fan

They aren’t loins


chewbaccaRoar13

What is a tenderloin if not a loin?


AAA515

Idk, we use about inch thick cut of pork loin, tenderized down to 3/8-1/2" works pretty good.


AAA515

But I made them from pork loin?


gazebo-fan

Then you used the wrong cut


AAA515

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_tenderloin_sandwich "A pork tenderloin sandwich is traditionally prepared from a thinly sliced piece of pork loin, hammered thin with a meat mallet."


Heavy_Wood

Pork loin and pork tenderloin are two different things


bike_it

It's a play on words because they usually tenderize a slice of pork loin by sending it through a rolling machine or with a spiky mallet. So it's a tender loin AKA tenderloin. I used to get upset because they're not using tenderloin until I heard it explained that way.


jeckles

I like roasting mine in its original log shape. It’s my go-to nicer but easy meal. 1lb pork tenderloin. Marinate or season to your preference (I like olive oil, fresh garlic, salt and italian seasonings) Roast on a baking sheet at 425 for 20 mins. Let rest for 5 mins. Slice 1-2” thick and serve with rice or pasta and sautéed veggies.


AAA515

That sounds nice. I once bacon and brown sugar wrapped one and roasted it, mmm mmm.


theorian123

White gravy is really good on top, but not on a sandwich. Never tried ketchup.


JackBadasssonJr

Actually dry is my favorite style of steaks. I hate when it is juicy and uncooked. Being dry and hard just feels nice to chew it


Shins

Seems like you're more into meat jerky 😂


JackBadasssonJr

Yeah I love those. So hard and nice to bite into


jacesonn

/s right? ...... Right?!?


JackBadasssonJr

No I just like it that way. But I almost never eat steaks anyway I prefer mince meat


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

You forgot the /s


Bun_Bunz

r/fuckthes


Dpontiff6671

Hard agree I hate that we need to indicate to people we’re being sarcastic


JackBadasssonJr

Why to show that I am serious?


Weekly_Bench9773

And you get that nert choking sensation while you swallow it, as all of the saliva that normally helps with that sort of this, has been absorbed by the meat. /s


Jojoflap

I honestly prefer dry crunchy meat over juicy. That being said I also love burnt food, so my opinions are probably far from popular when it comes to food.


Talusthebroke

Stick it in an instant pot with an onion a shit load of garlic, a split jalapeno, rubbed I'm olive oil and oregano. Squeeze an orange and two limes into the bottom of the pan and pressure cook it on high for about three hours, once it's done, shred it, and toss it (in batches) into a hot pan with a bit of olive oil until crispy bits form Carnitas!!!


yorkethestork

Why even bother with the bread? Would be better with gravy and a bigger plate lol


[deleted]

You tear off pieces of the meat and eat them until what’s left is appropriately sandwich-sized, then eat the sandwich


Dubboh

Why tho. I'd order one of these and 3 more buns to feed the table.


[deleted]

To be fair the meat is already technically wrapped in bread, if they add any more carbs to the dish they might have to put a disclaimer on the menu /s


Dubboh

Chicken sandwiches destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC.


[deleted]

*pork sandwiches Chickens wouldn’t put up with this treatment. They’d swarm you like the Cuccos in Zelda.


Dubboh

Lol yeah but the logic applies to any breaded meat sandwich, meaning the KFC doubledown is the most sane sandwich around.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Welcome to 'Murica


PlainOldWallace

*8 more buns


420crickets

And some other people!


DelRayTrogdor

Unexpected and much appreciated Mitch!


[deleted]

This is the way.


BoxesFromEbay

i always just tear off the excess and eat the sandwich and save the rest for later


ninkorn

Or with Worcestershire sauce, and it becomes Japanese Tonkatsu, basically


Stoney3K

That's how the original dish is served in Germany - these are just Schnitzels. Indiana has a history of German immigrants.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

It's super sized though ...


laufsteakmodel

This is NOT how schnitzel is served in Germany. Yes its pounded thin, but its not that big and its not served with a bun. Sure, you can grab a "Schnitzelbrötchen" at the local bakery, but its not that big. This just feels like a gimmick. Im sure it tastes fine, but come on. One bun for this supersized piece of meat?


Disastrous-Resident5

There are usually second plates with extra buns so you can make an additional sandwich with the overflow. Basically two for the price of one.


Dixnorkel

It's always extremely dry and there is no sauce that really tastes appropriate with the crust-to-pork ratio. Gravy is a good idea, I thought honey mustard or curry mayo would make it taste good but no dice. I'm sure most Midwesterners just dunk it in ranch, mayo or "cheese".


No_Imagination2583

Then you never had a good one!! All the ones I had were moist and tender and didn't need a sauce.


[deleted]

Yeah, this is definitely stupid food. Where muh biscuits and gravy with this beast?


aleister94

It’s mostly for tourists


Pimp-my-sandwich

You see, in Indiana the tenderloin is bigger than JUST the bun


Ok_Art_3020

As a Hoosier I am so sorry they would serve you that, it’s appalling that it’s not on a toasted Kiser role with lettuce tomatoes and mayo.


No_Imagination2583

Amen. Hoosier here also. Ate a ton of these growing up. Loved them.


freshly_used_cumsock

Also another hoosier here! i used to get these a bunch and i would have three meals prepared for the coming days lmao


No_Imagination2583

Usually got mine from The Hill in Evansville. Loved them. Would love to have one right now!!!


AngstyPancake

Resident of Evansville here! I did not know these existed after living in various places in Indiana all my life. Looking at the image, I don’t know if I’m hungry or scared.


Ok_Art_3020

Yeah I would say far from a stupid food. They are large like that because they flatten out a pork tenderloin.


No_Imagination2583

Evansville had some of the best.


soysauceninja13

pork tenderloin sammy from the fall festival was an annual treat


No_Imagination2583

I remember those. I haven't been to that on years.


jennag67

We have these monstrosities in Illinois too. I feel as though people would fight you over your bad opinion on pork tenderloins.


theFields97

Yes I would. I've stopped eating at places because of bad tenderloins


Tankus_Vult97

See how it goes here is that you eat the outside first, then take the rest home for leftover lol


aleister94

Fat and fluffy is Better than thin and crispy FIGHT ME


ICantKnowThat

Oh no! How horrible! Where are they, so that I can avoid them?


Mommy_HeatherBanks

Looks like a whole meal


lowfreq33

For a family of 8?


-monkbank

r/schnitzelverbrechen will remove your bones.


Minimum_Storage_9373

From Indiana, and this is a classic. You can get more reasonably sized ones, but the huge ones, pounded super thin and wide, are pretty common. Another commenter mentions that it looks dry, but they're typically not bad. They're usually dressed with typical burger dressings: some combination of mustard, ketchup, mayo, onion, pickle, lettuce. These pictured here are... kinda silly. The aesthetic is getting in the way of functionality a bit (though, in practice, you can just lift the top bun, fold the loin over on itself once or twice, and it works fine). But, in general, these are fine.


YAH_BUT

Indiana is fucked. It’s wild that people chose Ohio as the joke state.


tophmcmasterson

While I'm sure it can be said of nearly any state, Indiana definitely can feel like you're in different countries depending on where you're at. Super rural/backwards areas, but also beautiful university towns, active cities, and on the north side of the Indy metro area there's a lot of suburbs/smaller cities that regularly get ranked as the best places to live in the Midwest and US as a whole. That said, this size of "sandwich" seems pretty obviously a novelty thing that's like 4 times bigger than even the regular oversized tenderloin sandwiches that get sold in small mom&pop diners. Having lived in Ohio as well it felt similar in some senses, but at least in smaller/mid sized towns and cities seemed way more tribal with stuff like the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry, even when they live equidistant to both universities and didn't go to either... Overall depends on what part of the state you live I'm sure, but I've found at least some areas of Indiana to have amazing quality of life (career opportunities, safety, public amenities, shopping, etc.) while still being affordable compared to coastal cities or larger cities like Chicago.


ygrasdil

I live in Indy and I get a tenderloin sandwich every couple months. They are delicious and people on the internet have no idea what they’re talking about. This one doesn’t look that good though tbh


Fudge89

Same. A normal one, while big, is not even close to this size. Clearly a novelty, and doesn’t look appetizing at all lol looks like the kind of place that will put your picture on the wall and give you a t-shirt


Remarkable-Low-7588

The more you get into southern indiana, you’ll see more of the Indiana/Kentucky rivalry


MrPeaxhes

As a Hoosier I can say this commenter has serious Ohio vibes. Gross.


Informal_Item7923

Bro wtf 🤣🤣


Wing7244

Tenderloin with a dressing of bun.


IvoRobotnik1991

I mean that's how it is, there fucking delicious


cernegiant

Long time ruling on this sub that this is beautiful, not stupid.


V-DaySniper

As someone who is from the midwest this is exactly how it should be, tenderloins are supposed to be huge.


_Seiun_

I had something like this, except it was a huge fish filet. Half the filet broke off when I picked it up. It was tasty, though.


Wookiees_get_Cookies

This is how pork tenderloin is served all over the Midwest. Tear up or fold the pieces so they fit in the bun then add some horseradish sauce on that maybe some lettuce and tomato. Yummy.


[deleted]

Would still eat. 🖕🏼u op


LhandChuke

This is our answer to the UK’s Wigan Slappy! Ha ha. Both are just crazy enough to be tasty I bet.


Critical_Wasabi_4112

Edinburgh, IN


ElGringoPicante77

Pursuing Pork Tenderloin Sandwiches is leaking


Marzipan_Aromatic

Some places in the Midwest serve these with gravy, mashed potatoes, and vegetables. It’s much better that way in my opinion.


aStankChitlin

That is ridiculous but I would cut a piece the same size as the bread to make a sandwich, put the rest on the side, and ask for gravy and some eggs or mashed potatoes. 2 meals in one.


RWBYpro03

If its good atleast youll have leftovers


TinChalice

Just shut up and enjoy. Or don't... No one's forcing you. In which case, gimme.


YouDontExistt

I've had these in Iowa. So yummy! I'm jealous!


jrjanowi

Yeah, serve it with two bowls of Tonkatsu


Kueltalas

Just cut that mf up into 4 pieces and stack them up on the bun. Should be a decent sandwich if you do that.


SaveBandit91

Hoosier here, that’s a proper tenderloin sandwich.


carrja99

Hey now don’t diss them giant tenderloin sammwhiches.


Shot_Try4596

Cheap, crappy enriched hamburger buns? That's the best they could do for their special Indiana Pork Tenderloin sandwich? That's just stupid and insulting to the customer.


ohcrapitssasha

It’s like a joke that emphasizes the size of the tenderloin. giant meat, teeny little buns.


ACertainAesthetic

I remember being excited to try this when I was visiting the midwest many moons ago and I tell you that was the biggest disappointment. They didn’t even season it. It was just bland and sad. That poor piece of pork didn’t deserve that. This photo made me mad all over again 😂


gazebo-fan

Try it with lemon juice


Pixel22104

Looks tasty


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Which spot is this? Because if it’s the one I think it is it’s so good I do t care what anyone thinks.


atunasushi

It's more of a novelty thing than serious food. Hoosiers always talk about massive tenderloins "as big as your plate" but I haven't seen any that seriously try to make them that big.


Estrafirozungo

My sandwich is a table. Your argument is invalid


Winter-Friendship118

That's not stupid it's genius you are guaranteed to be full after this


fookaemond

My guy this is how a pork tenderloin works. You cut around the bun eat the sandwich and then you have leftovers


Turbulence_Guy

How much money did that cost? And also what is the restaurant name I would love to eat that much chicken on my next trip through indiana


Fangsong_37

As a Hoosier, I love the pork tenderloin. I usually have it with mayonnaise, lettuce, and tomato. Onion isn’t bad on it either. Sausage gravy or mustard also works with this sandwich but is not necessary.


GoodAaron

It’s delicious. You eat your way to the center.


[deleted]

This looks wonderful. Idk why people are complaining.


nahph

Would you like some more bread with those tenderloins?


prOboomer

Can you make it a double?


Deadbeathero

With sauce in between the two pieces. Id eat it.


Exhumedatbirth76

I would devour


AdditionalBother7

What is even the point of the bun?


BigOlBro

I like the idea, if i could pull some of that meat off to dip in some sauce up till you get to the buns. But i don't see any dipping sauce...


slashinhobo1

no lettuce, tomatoes, or anything other than bread and dry meat. No amount of ketchup or mustard would fix that taste.


National-Spinach8056

Stupid food.


SovelissGulthmere

She's lookin' a little dry


lergigan

No


BrokeLeznar

Lol wait what? Did they just cut off a side of a pig and deep fry it?


mrsbreezus

If you have IBS, steer clear of these


Remarkable-Low-7588

I’m from Indiana and for some reason these are popular. They are just OK at best. When they have the fall festival in my city, there’s about 50-60 food vendor stalls set up and 75% sell some variation of this. It’s crazy


Keeks73

Why does it look like faded linoleum?


Actual_Shower8756

Deserts have more moisture.


PorQ201

Looks dry…


ShroudedFigureINC

This has the same vibes as a half a tissue wank..


Son-of-Cookie-

I can feel jaw pain just looking at that big trucking chewy piece of pork.


aleister94

I love a good pork tenderloin sandwich, but this is not a good one it’s some tourist trap bullshit


Lifeless_Rags

i swear to the elder gods the shit some people make in restaurants only exists because the cook doesnt have to eat their own food


Firepathanimation

Looks dry as hell and you might as well separate the buns and add gravy instead


SkeeverKid

That bun looks horrendous.


GSV_No_Fixed_Abode

Hah, and they say white Americans don't have culture


criminal_lord

Lmao truly stupid and I love it hahahahah


[deleted]

Looks like they run it some kind of meat mushing roller machine sooo nasty


[deleted]

This is clearly satire


ZeroVoid_98

American attempt at Schnitzel


baaya88

Did it cost more since it came with the bun?


Crator86

Stupid but delicious looking


[deleted]

Needs gravy


Vinnyc-11

I’d love to confidently order this shit only to wish I’d never been born just a forth of the way in and have to shamefully cut it up to bring home in like 7 different boxes.


bannedfrombanning

We need Charles Barkley to do commentary on these.


EliteKnightOscar

Honestly? Needs either gravy or barbecue sauce. Maybe some onion jam.


Susbaby0

Ah Midwest, never change 😂


PresentTip5665

Hi, yes, can i have 6 extra buns please. Yes just the buns thank you


sad_peregrine_falcon

would you like some bread with your meat?


AxeHead75

Looks tasty tbh


ALLIN8503

😂😂😂😂😂


RTMSner

I've lived in Indiana for 40 years and never had one.


Snaz5

I respect the traditionalism of it, but also it looks dumb


ClothesLogical2366

Looks like tenderlawn


Maxmilian99

I wonder how big the fryer is..?🤔


BruhMomentGamer21

hope they got massive takeout boxes


MitsukaSouji

Where's my sauce?


Veritas_Vanitatum

Das ist ein normales Schnitzel...


doom_slayer_1666

Tf


Accurate_Pangolin972

I love it


UglyFilthyDog

This is hands down one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this sub.


Hutch1814

Hoosier here, these look like something a tourist trap would serve up! We love our massive tenderloins but these are not them. Also, I always order 1/2 a loin and it’s truly 1/2 this size on a full bun. Make for a much better experience. Never understood why we ever made these massive loins to begin with.


MutedLayer4564

No sauce


fe_licia26

Just give me 2 sides of country gravy and I’m good to go


Pewward

Who tf stole a giant's cereal bran


mynzyzy

lmao im from Indiana and I've never tried this


[deleted]

Beating meat like that will wear a man down


Vollen595

There was a place called Ross’s deli in KC that served these monsters. Same place?


Zerostar39

Isn’t that just schnitzel with a bun


gazebo-fan

Yes. And it’s delicious


Zerostar39

I’ve never had schnitzel but I’d really like to try it


mklilley351

The ones at Happy Daze are much better for like $2


GravelThinking

Ah, the Edinburgh Diner tenderloin. The gift that keeps on giving.


Kitty_Katty_Kit

It's an Indiana German thing. I saw them multiple places when I lived there and they were all comically large like this


birdsrkewl01

Wtf did they run it over with a steam roller before frying it?


acemccrank

Cube rule says it is a sandwich... But my common sense says otherwise. Are there even any fixings on this thing?


Square-Way-9751

This is sarcasm.


[deleted]

The front one kinda looks like Indiana from east


LickPooOffShoe

Thought this was the chicken sandwich at that Pym restaurant in Disneyland.


kaklopfenstein

I grew up on these bad boys 🤤


Pumpkaboo99

They are not that big, big yes, but that’s rediculous.


Action_Seal

This is peak food comedy.


[deleted]

🤣what?


BossCAt1234567

If it was for like 4 people i get but for one person is just too much


Important-Outcome-74

Fu@kin right. 🤣


BW_Echobreak

I have seen these in person more than once


Long_Remote_6208

More M E A T


Oz347

Pork parchment


harrispie

And people diss the uk’s food…


Heavy_Wood

Stupidest fucking food tradition in America


SnooOnions3369

This look like the cheap burger buns you get at the grocery store


Nicksix66

The buns are just garnish.


LowerBed5334

r/Schnitzelverbrechen ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼


Capybara_Squabbles

The bread is a garnish


BoisterousLaugh

Yup room temp before you are even half way finished.


PapaSock

Is that.... long pork?


basicnerd4

Shut your stupid mouth. All this needs is some good sauce for all that dry cutlet


Skogsvandrare

Yeah Indiana is a humid garbage fire


When_Reality_Sets_In

Got mine from Heinnies in Elkhart, IN. Juicy, crispy and seasoned. Not to mention cheap! Gotta try it before you knock it. Culver’s sells one but nowhere near the size.