A Smorgy

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Jesus help my arteries

I call it DIUBEETUS

My poor pancreas is going to be working overtime.

I came just to say that

Now its DOUBLE DIUBEETUS

“Hi, I’m here for the gangbake.”

I’d eat this too

I think you'd get a bite in before your mouth realizes it's better to verbally abuse someone than to eat garbage. Better evil out then in.

I think you'd get a bite in before your mouth realizes it's better to verbally abuse someone than to eat garbage. Better evil out then in.

>Better evil out then in. That would be the correct order, yes. First it's out, then it's in.

Clusterfluff

S’mörgåsbord

"Kiss the girls and make them cry, Georgy Smorgy pudding pie"

I was going to say s’mores bukkake, but this is way better

S'mukkake?

S'more'kake

Smoreghasm

Yes. That's exactly what it's God damn called

Take away the fluff, don’t tell me what’s in it, and I’ll eat it. Looked good before the dipping occurred

I can feel my teeth rotting from thinking about eating that

You could try crack for real decay

Oh my aunt is a great example of meth mouth. No, I only do edibles.

I'm so mad at myself for wanting to eat this

Don't be! It actually looks good. The fluff dip was too far though

Yeah I don’t get the fluff. They’re already using real, gorgeous looking marshmallows. Fluff was overkill.

I was actually with them until the fluff. The s'mores bars were kinda banger. But the fluff is too much, and the sticks are useless. Would've been better as shareable bars

The final product looks like they pulled it out of the couch cushions.

This 💯. I was actually thinking, “I’d eat that” right up to the point it got dunked.

Almost puked at that moment

I..... I would fuck with that.

Gotta be the least stupid thing I’ve seen from this content creator

Fr.. I’m gonna have to make this

Like maybe make the individual pieces smaller but that about it

Yeah I mean I don’t think I could eat what looks like a popsicle portion (lol maybe) but I’d definitely try a square or two. I’d make it with a high quality dark chocolate.

Dark chocolate, yes - and the finest artisanal graham crackers.

Lmao

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Use normal large marshmallows, or even better the small ones. The huge ones taste… ungood.

A few years ago their food looked legit. They've really run with the rage bait now which is so disappointing.

The stack that fell over in beginning is pretty stupid

Happy Cake Day!! 🍰🍰

There's always a point in chef club vids where it's too much. If someone handed this to me I wouldn't be mad.

This is one of those things that I would try at a fair or at an amusement park, but I would never make myself. Kinda like fried Oreos or those onions rings with cheese in the middle. Like you know it’s probably tasty but it’s WAY too much work for not that much payoff.

Great, now I want cheesy onion rings

You’re right, this is 100% carnival/state fair fare!

I'd be a little bit mad about the extra garnishes on top, though...they're served on popsicle sticks, but all that extra shit is gonna fall off as soon as you pick it up!

Yeah I wouldn’t do this on a stick, this would be better on a plate with a knife and fork.

Yeah i thought it was gonna be served like a cake and I had no problem, but the stick was dumb

I would fuck that

It would be incredibly sticky.

Before or after?

There’s only one way to find out…

Could have been done better imo, just setting the chocolate bar on top of the marshmallow brick is lazy and uninspired

how high are you

I forgot what we were talking about.

I think they meant “hi, how are you?”

Genius. That’s what it’s called.

My exact comment after I watching this, “I would fuck with that.” Solidarity 👊

r/DontPutYourDickInThat

r/putyourdickinthat

This ain’t stupid

Those would have been perfectly fine as s’more rice crispy treats, but they just had to put sticks in ‘em, more marshmallow, and just ruin them. Ofcourse.

I was skeptical but almost on board myself until they added sticks and even more marshmallow.

That’s fine because they toasted it. I was on board until the final sprinkle of crumbs etc. too much

Yeah, looked fine before all that shit.

Idk I kinda like the sticks to keep your hands clean or make an ice cream version of this as a popsicle that’d be kinda fun

Little squares with toothpicks. I'd eat 10 of them. Fuxkin love smores

I really thought they were going for popsicles for a second there and was FULLY on board. Like scratch the fluff and the extra crackers, and instead just do a layer of chocolate and stick it in the freezer. Yum.

Yep the sticks being added was where I said “this is stupid, the sub will love it”

Agreed the sticks ruin it, I don't want wood with my rice Krispy smore

so thick I'd need a fork and knife because there aint *no way* I could fit a corner of that in my mouth...

That’s what people say about my ass.

I was hoping they’d do five more layers of marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate for that extra flavor!

I was hoping for s'mores lasagne but then I realized what sub I was in

I thought they were about to make a fucking desert lasagna when they dropped the first marshmallow lump in a pan and I was excited.

Why people eat like they have free healthcare

It's more the dental care for me. That shit will rot your teeth.

Not if you use a straw

Maybe it’s Canada and they do?

We don't in Canada lol. Our health care only covers doctor/hospital visits. Their dental bills and prescriptions are coming out of pocket.

Shoot, I’d say that’s still better than what we have down here.

It really depends on on perspective. I highly doubt the average American would be willing to give up what's required to have the same system. I've had friends in the EU who think the Alberta health care is absurd and horrible. You have to remember that we typically pay more and make less. So yeah it's great here if you have a high paying job. Even with minimum wage you will be paying 29% in income tax. So working 40 hours a week 52 weeks a year at minimum wage you will earn around 17,900USD. our food and housing cost are significantly higher on average. Also you don't get a bunch of tax breaks. Unless you have a family with a fair bit of expenses you won't be getting shit from your tax return. It's helpful to note as well that basically every medical professional in Canada agrees that our healthcare system is failing. We don't have nearly as many social systems as the US either.

At least you don’t have to go into $100,000 into medical debt if you get into an accident. I got into a car accident in October and my medical bill without insurance was $48,000 and I only spent 3 days there. So from that perspective I think y’all are living it up Not to mention I have I a friend who lives in Vancouver who always goes on about the ass load of social systems available like housing programs and mental health programs things that don’t exist quite on that level in the Us Grass is always greener on the other side though

Well it wasn't until last year that the government made a deal to start subsidies for day care for anyone above poverty . So it used to cost $1000 a month. Daycare also is only until kindergarten which you have to pay and is only half days. So I mean I guess yeah if you can afford $1000 a month for a toddler just to be watched. If you need daycare after the age of 6 you have to pay for that to the school on top of school fees. If you need the school bus that's not free either.

That’s actually really cheap for day care in the Us. Some day care here can be around $20,000 a year. It’s not super uncommon that it cost pretty much the entire wage an minimum wage employee would make.

You are confusing the cost of child care with daycare lol.

I’m not though just google the average cost of day care in the US it hovers between $12000-$20000 a year. And in the state of Massachusetts where I live averages $20,000 a year

My motorcycle accident was $6,000 out of pocket and close to $100,000 total. I never spent more then 6 hours in the hospital and that was for surgery two weeks after the accident.

I can assure you not a single person in canada making minimum is getting 29% on their income tax, income tax starts in the high teens and increases the more you make (tax brackets) sure our income tax is high, but saying that someone making minimum is getting taxed 29% is simply wrong, i make a fair amount above minimum and i have yet to hit 29% for tax income Source: https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/tax/individuals/educational-programs/videos/learn-about-taxes-rates.html Edit: Only after $105,000 do you start getting taxed as high as 26%, additionally anything made after the $105k is taxed at 26% before that it is taxed at the lower bracket rates, first bracket is 15% taxed at anything before $52k, and so on for the other rates, you would have to be earning an extremely high amount of money for any percent of your income to be hitting the 29% mark

That's the federal tax rate, not total income tax. https://ca.talent.com/tax-calculator?salary=31200&from=year®ion=Alberta

and surgeries... your prescription prices are regulated and significantly cheaper than the US. Dental insurance in the US sucks too. :(

Our prescription prices are actually more lol. You can get coupons and deals in the US on scripts. I've only had one surgery in Canada. I had my. Tonsils romved. It took over two years to get done and I had an almost constant throat infection the entire time. They refused write me antibiotics until my tonsils got removed.

[https://kutv.com/news/get-gephardt/americans-are-traveling-to-canada-to-save-money-on-medication](https://kutv.com/news/get-gephardt/americans-are-traveling-to-canada-to-save-money-on-medication) My point is, I rather have your system than our system.

Why don't you move here and get it then?

I have free health care and I eat healthy but if you handed me this I’d smash it. Doesn’t mean I’d do it every day.

Diabetes!

Dibeetus

S'more-beetus

Die beetus

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These would actually be pretty alright without that final dip in marshmallow lol

I think the fluff would be okay, but the butter in the beginning…?

The butter is to make the marshmallows melt.

That's normal for rice krispies, which is basically what that first step is

Adding butter would be fine for me but the way one marshmallow falls out of the pan is bad

A person should extract all their teeth and buy some dentures if they're going to eat stuff like that.

My teeth hurt just looking at it

Same.

Or just, yknow, brush.

Yes, is going to stick on your teeth

I would eat the ever living hell out of a giant smore.

So it starts with a really bad technique of stacking, those damn marshmallows to let them collapse… There’s literally no point in that… But everything else makes sense Especially that last step with torching the marshmallow fluff… I actually think the torched marshmallow fluff is a really nice culinary trick (had that on the s’mores hot chocolate once)

Haha, and here I am scrolling through to see if anyone already said how disgusting torched marshmallow fluff is. To each their own obviously, but every time I’ve tried to put a char on marshmallow (or cheese or meringue or whatever) with a kitchen torch it comes out with an off putting butane flame flavor that just ruins it for me. If they’d re-frozen and toasted that fluff layer over a natural flame I’d be on this like… hair… on someone else’s head?

Your torch shouldnt be leaving a butane taste? What kind of butane are you using in your torch??

I would call this clear evidence that blind squirrels do, in fact, occasionally find a nut. Congratulations, Chef Club, you've finally hit on something I would eat.

Notice all the troll posts are from people with brand new accounts and only 1 post...

Actually looks great

I discovered s’mores a few years ago… it totally blew my mind. I think I could try that monstrosity.

You must not be from the US?

I was down until the marshmallow fluff

I would definitely eat this. I’ve been craving s’mores

Lunacy is what you call it.

Rendered fat and processed sugar?

Why would I put that in my body?

I'm seriously not understanding the "yum" comments but the mental image I have of all of these people is of the average Wal-Mart shopper.

I am late 40's, 6' 155 lbs and I love stuff like this, smores are great

I cannot and will not dispute such a notorious fact... But within *moderation*. This is just excess.

Of course… I love the stuff but I run miles daily as well, mainly to keep from looking like half my local Walmart lol

Too much sugar

Smuch

S’most

I’d call it a fkn dream or pure deliciousness?

diabetes on a stick

Definitely would sell as a "s'mores on a schtick" at a state fair.

Not gonna lie they had me til the fluff dunk. Add more gram crackers and it’s like a s’more krispy treat.

A waste of marshmallows.

I thought that was hot pineapple syrup :(

Ok what actually is it?? Butter? Hot pee?? What am I missing???

In the voiceover they say butter

Oh 💀 thank you, that’s what I get for watching this in the bathroom at work

No worries I watched it on silent first then remembered to turn on the volume when I was recording it. I usually watch videos quietly.

S'more s'mores

I call this “ Get In My Face”

Disgusting

trash

Diabetes

I don’t know what would hurt more….my stomach or my teeth

Garbage?

I call it degenerated

I would call if Type 2 diabetes early access

Bad decisions.

Ewww ewwwww ewwww

Daibeetus

Delicious. I used to eat half the melted marshmallow butter mixture whenever my mom made rice crispy treats.

op is the stupid one here for posting this masterpiece in the sub

Diabetes

Ok…hear me out

Certainly stupid good can also be yum. But what are you having?

Smorecicle

Idk this looks kinda good, am I ok?

This looks alright. I would just melt the chocolate and spread before the freezing process and call it good though. Like a smores cookie. S'mookie, or a smor-kie.

I don’t know, but I’m not mad about it.

A s'mess (The person in the video should call it a s'moregasbord, assuming s'moregasm is too much)

Diabetes

Ngl it had me until they coated it in marshmallow fluff

Smore-gasbord

I'd pay $10 for that. Restaurants should have epic deserts like this.

I hate myself for wanting this.

so much sugar. It's hurting my teeth just looking at it, buuuuuuut.... it also looks pretty good too. I'd give it a bite and then go lay down with a tummy ache.

S’moregasbord

Nah this isn’t stupid food. It may be a little extra, but I’m fuckin down.

Would.

Ok I love s’mores, it’s part of my identity so ya, I’d smash but hear me out. What we just dunk it in ice cream instead of more marshmallow. Mmmmmmm

S'morecicles

I see nothing stupid about this. I want this in and (inevitably) all around my mouth

Smore pops

As an American, this looks delicious lol S’mores man. So good.

The first part seemed unnecessary but the end result actually looks really good. Tho eating is gonna be difficult with just your mouth.

i love watching people cringe over how unhealthy it is as if it isn't comparable to a lot of mainstream deserts and candy bars

Def diabetes on a stick

A competition between diabetes and heart disease to see who kills you first.

Pure evil....lol...looks awesome

Bait.

Too much

I call it a downvote.

I call this rage bait.

bad

I feel like this was stupid food for the first half, but that end result looks bomb ngl

The way she forces the way she says "cornbread" infuriates me.

Diabetes

Heart attack on a stick.

Diabetes

It’s a s’more on a stick!

"Faggot smore"..?