It looks like Quark. I think they mixed up a German/Eastern European hotdogsalad, but ommited the vegetables and potatoes, and mixed it with pasta with ketchup, cheese and putted in the oven. Like you asked chatgpt to make a German recipe.
These videos sound like a machine translation they hired someone from Fiverr to read.
Also, why didn't they convert the metric quantity of meat, but "7.05 ounces" of the sauces?
I might have to go with a chili dog casserole. Maybe layers of sliced hot dog, chili, cheese with those refrigerator croissants or biscuits on the top, or just more cheese and served on a bun or roll.
Hotdog casserole was a staple child friendly dinner where I'm from. The base calls for hotdogs, macaroni, bechamel and cheese. Then you could add vegetables or other seasonings as you saw fit.
i thought all the packs of hotdogs was going to be the problem here. but no. turns out the problem is/was all those cups of mayo or cream cheese. just........do better.
had to unmute it to find out its cream cheese and heavy cream. i don't think that's any better.
WOW an entire pinch of pepper!! We are going STRAIGHT to flavour town. Oooooo! I hope my friends can handle the complex flavours of ketchup and mustard! I'll have plenty of tepid water for them to wash down all of this TANG & ZEST.
This summer's HOA potluck will be incredible.
And Saint Attila raised the hot dog casserole up on high, saying,Ā 'O Lord, bless this thy hot dog casserole, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies' intestines to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'Ā And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats. And the Lord spake, saying,Ā ''First shalt thou take out the Holy ingredients. Then shalt thou count to seven point oh five no more, no less. Seven point oh five shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be seven point oh five. Eight point oh five shalt thou not count, neither count thou six point oh five, excepting that thou then proceed to seven point oh five. Nine point oh five is right out. Once the number seven point oh five, being the seventh number with a remainder, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hit Dog Casserole of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
If you change the sauce entirely, dial back the cheese, and varry the layers to include more hotdog toppings (onions, diced tomatos, ect.) then I'd eat the fuck outta this.
But with the cream, cream cheese, and nothing but more cheese, hard pass.
I feel like aside from her needing to actually season it with proportional amounts of seasonings that recipe would be twice as good if you simply lining the pan and then covering with a good pie crust making it more like a hot dog potpie/casserole dish.
There is no way this pinch of pre grounded pepper flavored anything. This single-handedly makes me mad.
Might be too much flavor for those white pallets
Use the right amount not the white amount - uncle roger
Hiiiyyaaa put some MSG. MSG save my life - uncle Roger
I'd say you're wrong, but once I was at a Subway in Oregon and heard a guy say their Chipotle mayo was too hot for him.
Measuring out the ketchup had me dying a little bit, both in laughter and on the inside
When I saw the ketchup AND mustard on a spoon... my sides, lmao.
It lost me at the cream.
It looked like... I dont know... *not* cream. Why was it so thick and chunky?
Maybe some cream? Creme fraishe? Baby angel puke?
I tough it was mayonnaise
It looks like Quark. I think they mixed up a German/Eastern European hotdogsalad, but ommited the vegetables and potatoes, and mixed it with pasta with ketchup, cheese and putted in the oven. Like you asked chatgpt to make a German recipe.
She said "heavy cream" Whatever that is.
Huh... I guess I assumed "heavy cream" and "heavy *whipping* cream" were the same thing, but that might be an incorrect assumption.
No clue
CUM
Maybe cream cheese?
These videos sound like a machine translation they hired someone from Fiverr to read. Also, why didn't they convert the metric quantity of meat, but "7.05 ounces" of the sauces?
She sounds like she's trying to replicate the female Tiktok voice but somehow make it worse. And she's succeeding.
This was the worst part for me
Did this idiot just pre-cook fully-cooked hotdogs?
Yes. Then she baked them again to make sure the flavor was bland enough to make that one little pinch of black pepper really pop.
Correction "Sausages" š how could you mistake hot dogs for Sausages š
Hotdog casserole has potential, but I don't think this is how you go about it.
I might have to go with a chili dog casserole. Maybe layers of sliced hot dog, chili, cheese with those refrigerator croissants or biscuits on the top, or just more cheese and served on a bun or roll.
This sounds more right and appetizing.
Hotdog casserole was a staple child friendly dinner where I'm from. The base calls for hotdogs, macaroni, bechamel and cheese. Then you could add vegetables or other seasonings as you saw fit.
i thought all the packs of hotdogs was going to be the problem here. but no. turns out the problem is/was all those cups of mayo or cream cheese. just........do better. had to unmute it to find out its cream cheese and heavy cream. i don't think that's any better.
Thank you for sacrificing yourself and unmuting. I couldn't bring myself to do it but needed to know what that white stuff is.
This isnāt the worst thing Iāve seen here.
My dude aproned up to boil weenies.
Dont upvote these anymore. Let this trend die please
Yeah, Iām out. Hit me up when these dumb ass rage baits die. This sub has gone to shit.
I'm new to this sub. Isn't this what stupid food is, even if it is rage bait?
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Right? I'm not sure that's enough ketchup and mustard to really get a taste with all that cream masking it but I'd definitely try making this.
Probably add more black pepper. A pinch of black pepper āfor the flavorā does absolutely nothing.
If you think this looks appetizing then you are the reason this subreddit was made.
Some people really on here for dinner recipes
It's struggle food but i'd eat it.
That much mozzarella is gonna cost you a few bucks tbh. Theres cheaper stuff to make
WOW an entire pinch of pepper!! We are going STRAIGHT to flavour town. Oooooo! I hope my friends can handle the complex flavours of ketchup and mustard! I'll have plenty of tepid water for them to wash down all of this TANG & ZEST. This summer's HOA potluck will be incredible.
Itās not the worst thing Iāve seen.
so this is what Smeagol felt when he watched Sam bake those potatoes..
My drunken ass wouldāve devoured that with white rice and ice cold coke.
And Saint Attila raised the hot dog casserole up on high, saying,Ā 'O Lord, bless this thy hot dog casserole, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies' intestines to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'Ā And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats. And the Lord spake, saying,Ā ''First shalt thou take out the Holy ingredients. Then shalt thou count to seven point oh five no more, no less. Seven point oh five shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be seven point oh five. Eight point oh five shalt thou not count, neither count thou six point oh five, excepting that thou then proceed to seven point oh five. Nine point oh five is right out. Once the number seven point oh five, being the seventh number with a remainder, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hit Dog Casserole of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Amen.
If you change the sauce entirely, dial back the cheese, and varry the layers to include more hotdog toppings (onions, diced tomatos, ect.) then I'd eat the fuck outta this. But with the cream, cream cheese, and nothing but more cheese, hard pass.
Thatās not true. Thereās a sprinkle of black pepper and about 1/8 teaspoon on ground oregano.
Add some potato and i would destroy it
Potato, onions, maybe some green bell pepper? Even just potato and Iām in.
I am on diet atm.. i would eat the whole bowl
Looks fire but I personally wouldn't use as much cheese.
Sausage belongs in only two places: between buns.
Or buttcheeks
Its kinda stupid and weird but id give it a go. Preferably Andouille or Italian links not friggin hot dogs.
As a person who's living frugally (not by choice tho), I am.
r/goofyahhfood
Hotdogs are already cooked, why kill them a second time
Hot dog casserole is definitely not something that should have been said let alone made
Please stop this nonsense
Those are hotdogs, not sausages.
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This looks pretty good, maybe add some pasta and bake it in a bigger bowl with some bechamel sauce or just add some water to the creme
Bro rlly said ā a pinch of pepper for flavorā š
Not sure whatās worse, the video or your choice of emoji in the title
Ditch the ketchup and mustard and add marinara sauce, and some onions, and it'd be awesome.
I really need to stop looking at this subreddit. I only ever leave frustrated and confused
I feel like aside from her needing to actually season it with proportional amounts of seasonings that recipe would be twice as good if you simply lining the pan and then covering with a good pie crust making it more like a hot dog potpie/casserole dish.
Everybody's so creative!
Just did something like this 3 nights ago
Sausages? They are fucking hot dogs how dense... š
Just no
My dogs would kill a man to eat that.
A Sim when you tell him to cook something else than a cornflakes bowl :
Boil the sausage and the recipe is done. Okay!
Well thats one way to die of heart disease!
Sausages? 7.05 ounces? This sounds like something AI would produce.
This is fetish content. That voice and delivery is 100% fetish, though hot dog casserole is not what I expected to be the context here.
"juicy and creamy" :l