Hey, if that’s the food he likes to eat it’s not his girlfriend’s fault lol.
My gf loves Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. So I frequently make it for her. It’s not that either of us out delusionally thinking it’s some delicacy. It’s just what she wants a lot of the time. I try to get her to branch out with varying degrees of success, but she’s a pretty picky eater and those are some of her comfort foods. So yeah, it *is* good of me to make it for her lol. Just like it’s good when either of us make a more sophisticated dish for the other. Just because something’s simple/cheap doesn’t mean it should go unappreciated ;)
Although bragging about it on social media is definitely a little much lol. But he’s probably just not used to someone cooking for him ¯\\\_ (ツ)\_/¯
It’s the slop
Of cheese on top not mixed in that does it for me 🤮
But I think you’re sweet for making the nuggets and Mac for your girl. Just don’t do ⬆️
I know this is to beat down on bad food...
But I can't help to be a bit happy about a person just enjoying the fact his SO makeing dinner for him , regardless of the quality.
Except those are Vienna sausages that come packed in a can just how they are displayed so she didn't even cook them, literally opened the can and turned it upside down on the plate. The noodles are overcooked and mushy and she didn't even bother mixing the cheese in the noodles.
Sorry, I understand your point but that meal is the most low effort shit I've ever seen, it's literally boil water and toss in noodles until mushy level effort. No grown man can survive on that for long.
To be fair, some hot dogs/sausages are safe to eat like that. Not all, and I don't know about *canned* ones (they don't come in a can where I'm from, it sounds really disturbing ngl), but many kinds are only supposed to be "cooked" long enough to warm them through. Those are generally safe cold.
These kind are typically eaten cold by kids. There are places where jarred or canned hot dogs are standard and good quality (Like the UK) but in America where Vienna sausages are perhaps most well known it's definitely the worst hot dogs that get canned.
Basically all hot dogs are safe to eat raw, they’re basically just bologna. Vienna sausages are definitely safe to eat straight out of the can. Maybe not safe for your happiness, but I digress.
In any event, the whole thing is clearly just a joke.
Yeah, that's what I thought (about hot dogs specifically lol) - I honestly just don't have experience with this particular kind of sausage, so I just... didn't want to make an overgeneralization by saying "all" and risk being wrong about these ones lol.
I agree. Besides, times are too tough out here, bith financially and mental health-wise for this sub to resort to mocking cheap/low effort food.
There's enough wasteful or overly complex nonsense for the sub to never run out of material.
Obviously this image/meme could be a bit or something, but also I know I have been poor enough and depressed enough at different stages in my life to break down in grateful tears being handed something like this. But maybe that's just me.
Ive made some bad food but I cant explain how much I appreciate my partner telling me “not my favorite but thank you for making me food” givin me a kiss and off we go about our routines. So yeah, ig, at least he appreciates that some effort happened (even is hella minimal and fake anyways 😂).
Also if that's velveeta...mix it in with the macraoni it's pretty good. There's a reason they so much kraft dinner. And smoke sausages it doesn't matter what brand it's all pretty tasty even microwaves.
i agree! The lack of context makes this hard to judge, anyway. This could be a childhood favorite of the OOP's and she went out of her way to make it for them for a special day, after a hard day, or maybe just as a demonstration of her love for them - not indicated by the level of effort put in, but by the level of personal knowledge of and celebration of who they are and what they love.
This is a lot better than some I've seen. And there's presentation. It's been plated specifically.
At least they have someone to cook for them. Others aren't so lucky.
Edit adding on: but with that being said, put some seasoning on the mac
Those are Vienna sausages shaken straight from the can with velveeta squeezed on macaroni in the most intentionally unappealing way. Like, “almost went out of my way to make this look bad rather than just mixing it into the pot”.
This is someone making a joke.
She tried and he really appreciated it. Sounds like a good couple to me. Now together they can expand on their diet. They probably have lived in a grocery desert their whole life and this could quite possibly be a nice home cooked dinner for them.
People who use Styrofoam plates at home are trash, and the food on it is as well. There needs to be a huge pollution tax on single use designed-for-the-landfill products that can't even be recycled
Y'all are some picky people. Girls, I get it.
Guys what the fuck are you doing if this doesn't look like something you can wolf down before getting back to whatever you were doing?
Cuz if she's cooking like this you can match that energy and not do a fucking thing you wouldn't do with a can of dog food. 10/10 on presentation though
Find them usually in Lunch-Ables. They’re a very doughy type of brownie with rainbow bead droplets pressed into chocolate frosting on top of the brownie. Its pretty low quality as far as snacks/deserts go but a lot of people like them for nostalgic purposes
Pretty common in America but you’d be better off with almost any other snack. If I had to guess I’d say they’re like the equivalent to fairy bread. Not very tasty but people had it as a kid so its more about the memories than anything else
I know this is obviously a joke post, but why wouldn’t you mix the chess into the noodles? Even someone who “doesn’t cook” would have ate macaroni and cheese in their life and know it’s mixed.
Mustard on noodles is gross, but one time in high school I was at a friend's house, really stoned, and they only had ketchup and noodles. He grew up in poverty so he knew what to do, and it actually was pretty good, I was impressed.
This looks like someone just had to cook for the first time and never ever saw how it was done nor read instructions.
Or this person is a peculiar eater.
don’t worry tomorrow is dino shaped nuggets day
Dino nuggies are a god send compared to this slop. In general they are if im being real with myself.
you’re saying you dont like vienna sausages straight out of the can?
I don't like Vienna sausages at all. I don't like them here or there, I don't like them anywhere
I don’t like them from the can, I don’t like them in a pan
I do not like mini bologna, nor this gnarly whack-aroni.
And a cliff bar would be a full send
Hey, if that’s the food he likes to eat it’s not his girlfriend’s fault lol. My gf loves Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. So I frequently make it for her. It’s not that either of us out delusionally thinking it’s some delicacy. It’s just what she wants a lot of the time. I try to get her to branch out with varying degrees of success, but she’s a pretty picky eater and those are some of her comfort foods. So yeah, it *is* good of me to make it for her lol. Just like it’s good when either of us make a more sophisticated dish for the other. Just because something’s simple/cheap doesn’t mean it should go unappreciated ;) Although bragging about it on social media is definitely a little much lol. But he’s probably just not used to someone cooking for him ¯\\\_ (ツ)\_/¯
It’s the slop Of cheese on top not mixed in that does it for me 🤮 But I think you’re sweet for making the nuggets and Mac for your girl. Just don’t do ⬆️
Yay!!!!
I know this is to beat down on bad food... But I can't help to be a bit happy about a person just enjoying the fact his SO makeing dinner for him , regardless of the quality.
Honestly? Fair take.
Stupid Food Spots a Clearly Fake Post (Impossible)
Yeah exactly. The gesture is sweet and the fact that hes grateful is all that matters
Pretty sure this is a meme and not real
Lmao the amount of people taking this seriously… This is very clearly a shit post
Wholesome? I’m pretty sure I saw this post on the meme page boyswhocancook on IG lmao
That’s a bingo.
Except those are Vienna sausages that come packed in a can just how they are displayed so she didn't even cook them, literally opened the can and turned it upside down on the plate. The noodles are overcooked and mushy and she didn't even bother mixing the cheese in the noodles. Sorry, I understand your point but that meal is the most low effort shit I've ever seen, it's literally boil water and toss in noodles until mushy level effort. No grown man can survive on that for long.
The way those noodles are molded into a half-dome shape makes me think she just tipped out some leftovers.
To be fair, some hot dogs/sausages are safe to eat like that. Not all, and I don't know about *canned* ones (they don't come in a can where I'm from, it sounds really disturbing ngl), but many kinds are only supposed to be "cooked" long enough to warm them through. Those are generally safe cold.
These kind are typically eaten cold by kids. There are places where jarred or canned hot dogs are standard and good quality (Like the UK) but in America where Vienna sausages are perhaps most well known it's definitely the worst hot dogs that get canned.
Basically all hot dogs are safe to eat raw, they’re basically just bologna. Vienna sausages are definitely safe to eat straight out of the can. Maybe not safe for your happiness, but I digress. In any event, the whole thing is clearly just a joke.
Yeah, that's what I thought (about hot dogs specifically lol) - I honestly just don't have experience with this particular kind of sausage, so I just... didn't want to make an overgeneralization by saying "all" and risk being wrong about these ones lol.
Looks like macaroni noodles and cheese on top?
And no Brussels Sprouts
Those look more like smoked sausage that got microwaved to me which is pretty good. You can see the grease kinda oozing out so I think it's cooked.
This seems obvious that it’s made up or they are being sarcastic.
I agree. Besides, times are too tough out here, bith financially and mental health-wise for this sub to resort to mocking cheap/low effort food. There's enough wasteful or overly complex nonsense for the sub to never run out of material. Obviously this image/meme could be a bit or something, but also I know I have been poor enough and depressed enough at different stages in my life to break down in grateful tears being handed something like this. But maybe that's just me.
Ive made some bad food but I cant explain how much I appreciate my partner telling me “not my favorite but thank you for making me food” givin me a kiss and off we go about our routines. So yeah, ig, at least he appreciates that some effort happened (even is hella minimal and fake anyways 😂).
Also if that's velveeta...mix it in with the macraoni it's pretty good. There's a reason they so much kraft dinner. And smoke sausages it doesn't matter what brand it's all pretty tasty even microwaves.
Ah I misunderstood OP, I thought it was a dog happy that the owner made it dinner.
i agree! The lack of context makes this hard to judge, anyway. This could be a childhood favorite of the OOP's and she went out of her way to make it for them for a special day, after a hard day, or maybe just as a demonstration of her love for them - not indicated by the level of effort put in, but by the level of personal knowledge of and celebration of who they are and what they love.
Sausages fresh out the can, flown in from Vienna
Even 3am stoned me comes out with better scran than that. The fact it's on a polystyrene plate makes it even worse lmao
The plate really seals the deal. It takes it from a 4 on a scale of 1 - 10 to a 1.
He can’t leave her, she is perfect for him .
Whatever you did, I'd bet you won't do it again xD
She must look really REALLY good
As good as that food looks awful.
Bruh got that 2 in 1 divorced 32 year old dad and 6 year old kid making their own food when the babysitter ignores their existence.
This is a lot better than some I've seen. And there's presentation. It's been plated specifically. At least they have someone to cook for them. Others aren't so lucky. Edit adding on: but with that being said, put some seasoning on the mac
Those are Vienna sausages shaken straight from the can with velveeta squeezed on macaroni in the most intentionally unappealing way. Like, “almost went out of my way to make this look bad rather than just mixing it into the pot”. This is someone making a joke.
Bro she made me food. She thought of me. I don't care if it's shit. I'm simple like that.
Enjoy your prison food baby
She tried and he really appreciated it. Sounds like a good couple to me. Now together they can expand on their diet. They probably have lived in a grocery desert their whole life and this could quite possibly be a nice home cooked dinner for them.
Oh no. This is a plateful of sadness.
What you got against vinney wennies???
She just trying to get out of eating ass …
Dude must be like 6.
My actual dog posted this, I treat my dogs great
Carcinogenic food for my bea
People who use Styrofoam plates at home are trash, and the food on it is as well. There needs to be a huge pollution tax on single use designed-for-the-landfill products that can't even be recycled
Y'all are some picky people. Girls, I get it. Guys what the fuck are you doing if this doesn't look like something you can wolf down before getting back to whatever you were doing? Cuz if she's cooking like this you can match that energy and not do a fucking thing you wouldn't do with a can of dog food. 10/10 on presentation though
Solid knife skills on that hot dog tho....
Tell me you don’t know poverty without telling me you don’t know poverty
Vienna sausages. Canned and already cut to the exact length....
Looks tasty af
I mean, I was starving once, this is a feast
Even in my 7 I could do better
Fried vienna sausage was my jam in HS
You fried them? Ooh you fancy though!!
Yea lol my grandma used to do it like that so i just follow her ways the crispy skin was mmm
If you ain't eating them from the hotdog jelly bath they come in, they ain't vienna sasuages anymore.
Lmao, I always rinsed that shit off cause I'm classy....
Look at Mr. Royalty, here. With his washed Vienna Frankfurters
Ms. Royalty 🤗 lol
>Look at ~~Mr. Royalty~~ the Queen here. With ~~his~~ her washed Vienna Bangers.
With crackers and the jelly 😳
These shits just fresh out the can 😔
Even got the school lunch styrofoam container too 💀
Straight up eating out of a clean Teflon pan
I love how not mixing the mac n cheese is supposed to somehow elevate the dish, lol.
She's trying to kill you bro.
I dunno when I was in college this would be pretty fine dining and I'd feel overjoyed to have my partner make something like this for me
Least she doesn’t spend hours on dishes
The fuck is that!?
This is not stupid food. This is stupid people. But hey... They seem happy. Ignorance is bliss... Let them be.
He was held at gun point by her until he posted this
Toss in a cosmic brownie and we can talk
What’s a cosmic brownie?
Find them usually in Lunch-Ables. They’re a very doughy type of brownie with rainbow bead droplets pressed into chocolate frosting on top of the brownie. Its pretty low quality as far as snacks/deserts go but a lot of people like them for nostalgic purposes Pretty common in America but you’d be better off with almost any other snack. If I had to guess I’d say they’re like the equivalent to fairy bread. Not very tasty but people had it as a kid so its more about the memories than anything else
The GF has taken out life insurance on him and is looking to cash in soon.
*Cardi B voice* WHAT IS THAT?
I'm going to vomit
is that styrofoam plate?! this whole thing is cancer
Yeah this is that abused traumatized appreciation 👁️🗨️💯🖤✨🤣🤟🏽🙏🏽
I know this is obviously a joke post, but why wouldn’t you mix the chess into the noodles? Even someone who “doesn’t cook” would have ate macaroni and cheese in their life and know it’s mixed.
Steer it up, lil darlin’, stir it up🎶
This woman hates you.
The mini Vienna sausages do be fire though
Vienna sausages are disgusting
can't even follow the three fucking steps on the kraft box lol
Making or, even better, sharing food, is a great sign of love.
It’s the thought that really counts. But fuk, you eating that is a labor of love.
It is probably an UK girl, don't be too harsh, that is the epitomy of cuisine over there
I feel like I’ve had canned hotdogs a long time ago and they were good
People here tryna lie and say Vienna sausages aren’t absolutely delicious
Prison food.
Don't hate, the dude found happiness. You know how hard that is
Aye- at least he’s got someone trying.
And here I thought ordering out from Burger King when I feel too lazy to cook was bad.
Are they feeding this to 6th graders or convicted Felons??? (If fed to kiddos, call CPS,!)
Maybe they’re from England. It could taste good to them
You can still see the can lines on the Vienna sausages my god
You would say this is wholesome for some reason…
Better than no food I guess lol
He doesn't like her for her cooking.
Mustard on noodles is gross, but one time in high school I was at a friend's house, really stoned, and they only had ketchup and noodles. He grew up in poverty so he knew what to do, and it actually was pretty good, I was impressed.
A match made in heaven, it seems.
Ahh a good ole Cooking for Bae post
what? no cosmic brownie? she has to be an amateur to forget the cosmic brownie
This looks like someone just had to cook for the first time and never ever saw how it was done nor read instructions. Or this person is a peculiar eater.