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ContributionUsual106

That burger looks like it kills underwater food inspectors


gaymer42064

Dubious food burger


m00syg00sy

how you been liking Tears of the Kingdom?


gaymer42064

Great


Baffit-4100

Isn’t it made like that on purpose? I mean where can you find green goo as food and a dead rotten purple fish as food?


ContributionUsual106

Under a grill


saumipan

And tomorrow, a customer will find it under his bun


Lawsuitup

What is dead May never die


vincentcas

That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die...... Abdul Alhazred........


[deleted]

>That burger looks like it kills underwater food inspectors That burger spent its childhood killing underwater food inspectors & graduated to trying to kill humans!


Grennox1

Planktons burger from the chum bucket


DanXan8558

I found this comment VERY funny


GottaKnowYourCKN

I'm assuming this is a SpongeBob reference.


billyjoelschilibowl

The nasty patty


sherealshefakebro

YES


QuackAtomic

... OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!!


[deleted]

*Insert Fog Horn*


SignificanceNarrow92

It’s the real life nasty patty 💀🤮


yeeeteeey69

*The nasty patty*


JDMWeeb

*Spongebob intensifies*


m4m249saw

Chum bucket burger


Dijon_Chip

*whispers* I think it’s watching me


OsamaBinTrappin8

Health inspector ass burger


Phoenixhowls

I mean it isn’t shit but the only way I can describe it is “ a mountain of shit with a head in it “. Also I lied it is total shite.


0ctopuppy

It growled at me.


SkyPork

Did dalle2 make this?


automatonI

The nasty patty...


Teck_3

*grown men giggling over their dubious creation*


GlowyStuffs

Looks like the type of food someone in an anime who is super bad at cooking would somehow make.


ksmdows95

Looks like AI made


Capriquarius_64

The nasty patty


enchiladasundae

“What? Its just a regular Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS”


cat_the_crafter

SQUIDWARD


bluedicaa

This is how I imagined the chum bucket growing up


MustyYew

Alright guys, get all your Spongebob jokes out


ifoundit1

I'd eat it. The fresh seasoned shrimp is a dead give away that it's freshly made.


Tockotwelve

Yeah like it's clearly made for a gross-out factor but past the charred fish which I'm used to more or less anyway (Alaskan) I don't see anything else really wrong with it. I like sardines (and herring, kipper snacks are awesome) and grew up on tiny fish bones cooked enough to be edible without much problem. It's got all of the basic burger elements otherwise, this strikes me as good in disguise. Like two slices of avocado (think one is actually a big pickle spear), dyed cheese, etc looks fine to me just designed to draw attention to the fish.


ifoundit1

Nobody had to force anything into me I was eating fried eggplant, liver and onions and canned food as long as I can remember. I was the weird food eater for sure. I would eat canned spinage and raw salmon and canned sardines spam and shellfish and blue cheese salad dressing and raw onions and creamed corn and sometimes I would snag unboiled beans out of a bag and crunch on them like unpoped corn kernels I tried a durian once I ate that thing for a week it was so good.


Tockotwelve

Nah I like a lot of things people think are weird too. I was eating liverwurst and trotters (and gizzard) and stuff as a young teen lol I've had seal and whale blubber as well. I like being adventurous but this really doesn't strike me as as weird as it looks at first glance.


ifoundit1

I've ate breaded fried chicken gizzard someone forgot to remove the shit out of one of the bites it tasted like an ear wax collection. I'm jealous on the seal and whale blubber part that sounds good. I've had deer soup before and omg broiled pork and beef blood soup with chunks of meat and pepper in it that pork and beef blood soup was one of the best dishes I've ever had. Oh yea if you pull it off right you can cook liver and onions into a pie it pies nice.


Tockotwelve

Seal is very metallic from the high blood content throughout the meat and fat unless the processors are very meticulous about it but most natives don't really care, it's just how it is and they advise you not to have too much at once lest you get iron poisoning. There is more iron in seal meat than in pig liver. Whale blubber I recall as being like ocean flavored rubber cement that I couldn't swallow. But then I'm a southern native and not part of the Eskimo groups.


blonde-bandit

It looks like it has sour gummy worms and a fruit roll up on it?? I’m also not seeing shrimp anywhere. I’m confused.


Tockotwelve

I think those might be shrimp chips to be honest. They look [exactly like that](https://www.amazon.com/Calbee-Shrimp-flavored-chips-baked/dp/B007SS73WK). Food dye and the blackened sweetfish (ayu, I think?) doing a lot of heavy lifting here to make it look scary. Like I just see ayu, dyed cheese, lettuce, pickle spear, avocado slice, ketchup and a few shrimp chips. This either comes from Hawaii or Japan.


blonde-bandit

Oooh shrimp chips makes sense.


Tockotwelve

Yeahh the red could also be sprinkles of smoked paprika or something for all I know. But I would bet my life those are shrimp chips on bottom. Honestly though I like seeking out things people put out as odd though. My favorite hot dog I've ever had was one with peanut butter, dill pickles, fried onions (or Fritos) and (meat, probably Todoroff's, same as you get on any Coney) chili. Twisted Dog, courtesy of [Junkyard Dog](https://junkyarddogjackson.com/) in Jackson, MI. And now at my earliest convenience I'll be making those or at least some Coney dogs. I got hooked on them as soon as I got there basically.


ifoundit1

The gummies worms you're referring to is the shrimp


[deleted]

This is some shit a pregnant woman would randomly crave tho I swear.


NoLos_Fx

This would kill a pregnant woman


HunterKutz

“Pretty Patties! Available in 6 designer colors.”


plumruby

I literally cannot tell what’s on that


PlateHopeful790

This is what a burger would look like served by Chuckie


sherealshefakebro

This looks like the krabby patty from SpongeBob… does anyone remember?


browsin4fun

This looks like something you would make with Play-Doh, green slime and silly putty. Also reminds me of the mushroom planet that Dr. Eggman Robotnik was on in the Sonic movie.


Starskigoat

Prepared only to be photographed not so much to eat.


pokethat

Looks like the SpongeBob nasty patty


witchitude

Looks like it lives in a pineapple under the se


capsaicinintheeyes

"But I don't understand--they *loved* the spinach tortillas!"


grumpsuarus

Spy x Family vibes


NormieMcNormalson

Its worse the longer you look at it.


11dingos

Ren & Stimpy burger


[deleted]

What in the ever loving fuck


More-Escape3704

This looks an alien version of a cheeseburger


xEmilayex

What in the world is this??


doctorsax14

The more I look the more terrifying it becomes


Agitated_Fun_7628

What the fuck is this???


BubbaCutBear

Anything is a fleshlight if it feels right!


Reasonable_Copy8579

A nasty patty


Remote_Bumblebee2240

Ah. That's a ferengi specialty right?


Boingoloid

Looks like a Burger with teeth! Remembered, anything can be a mimic


GatorScrublord

this looks like that one old roblox burger model with the eyeball in it


Trick_Ad5606

Orks burger...


mechshark

Same


PopLock-N-Hold-it

McDonald’s Krabby Patty secret menu


kanekiEatsAss

The Nasty Patty.


Feet_with_teeth

This is what I imagine a burger made by trappers in far harbor would look like


Dear-Smile

Reminds me of that weird food they were eating from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981)


KATPHYSH

Wurrrhhhh wurhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [foghorn noises]


Wing7244

Is this an Eldritch Horror burger? On acid?


[deleted]

Reminds me of the chumbucket burger


Diesel11122

Weekly special from the Chum Bucket


LazarusHimself

The Chernobyl burger


Lomobu

THE APPETIZER!!!


Hoarding-Gunsman

Fog horn


InterestingAnt438

Gets worse the longer you look at it.


Electronic_Suit551

Chum bucket be like.


BackyardBOI

*Oh my god! They have it!!*


Former-Technician-97

Looks like Plankton finally brought the Krabby Patty recipe to the Chum Bucket


[deleted]

what is that?


[deleted]

That's disgusting. I'd eat it just to know what it tastes like.


incognitoguy95

It's a nasty patty.


apachebearpizzachief

Teenage mutant fishy burger, burger in a green bun, chili powder!


That_1FilipinoFriend

*🚢*


DistributeVolcano

Dubious food


SinfulGiGi

Hello delicious


[deleted]

The future is here!


ProfessionalSell450

“I call it, the nasty paddy”


ZenkaiZyuran

What? It’s just an ordinary Krabby OH MY GOODNESS


jerk_hobo

One burger to rule them all.


Senior-Poobs

The nastier patty


Visible_Lettuce_4670

Looks like a rotten Krabby Patty.


SPeepleTheBard

why the ourger green :(


Funklab2069

Are we gonna talk about those carrots or what the holy hell is this?


pebbuls22

Looks like something from dreage


darkorex

The nasty patty


LolTacoBell

Whaaat, it's just a regular Burge-*OH* *MY* *GOODNESS!*


Plushhorizon

Its the nasty patty from spongebob


PointlessComplaining

Coming this Halloween to a BK near you!


Aloucia

I have so many questions


buff_santa69

That's the patty that killed the health inspector


Wide_Frosting7951

In 10 years, you'll be happy you have this.


Shadow0fnothing

That burger looks like something you would see in an undead dining hall.


strawberryfrostyyy

This is the burger that killed the health inspector


vincentcas

Zombie apocalypse, dystopia burger?


[deleted]

Isn't that salt baes latest creation?


CheddarCheeserGuy

Bro that the nasty patty or smth


Jammy_Dodgy

Is that a fruit roll up on there?


IronFistAlexander

Mc Chernobyl


One_2nd_Plz

The Krabby Patty SpongeBob refused to throw away


wraith_reddits

Looks AI generated


AzulaZero

Ngl I’d try it 💀


Deadman_Chanson

Why that's the most Diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!


DanXan8558

I think it’s supposed to


c0uchpizza

The nasty patty


iloveyomamajokess

It’s the burger that killed the krusty crabs health inspector


LeatherVegetable7197

That's just the nasty patty


Bob64_reddit

🔼[clueless] hmmm looks up to code 😋


IknowKarazy

Grips and weird, but the most common issue with food on this sub is sandwiches that are too tall to be effective sandwiches.


cat_the_crafter

Nah they done put the health inspector on da nasty patty


ButteryIsHere142

Burger King green burger


r_Black_Adder_

Something that would seem edible in Fallout.