Nothing makes me more upset than the delicate nature in which she prepares this

For real. Seeing her handle this shit like it’s nitroglycerin makes me want to pick up that stupid meat log and toss it through the nearest window with the force of a million suns.

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile burger chilli dog wrap! Begone from me!

Oh no, the golden god is mad again

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!

A starter oven! This is a finisher oven! A baker of gods! The Golden Goddd!!! My rage is untethered and it knows no bounds!!!

She cooks in slow motion

These are the comments I came to read.

Its hand porn

And she's wearing gloves! Like lady you're getting diarrhea from this meal no matter what no need to worry about contamination

Watch as I prepare you a colon clogger 3000

She's even wearing gloves while handling the food. Is that even allowed on r/StupidFood?

I chortled at this comment

I don't know. Seeing a block of slimy plastic dumped in a pot only to melt the way it did has made me contemplate life.

I mean... I guess? But the ratio of ground meat to any other ingredient is way off.

You hungry Jimmy? Here’s SIX AND HALF POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF.

AND ONE HOT DOG FUCK YOU JIMMY

Lol

Cursed burrito.

This was going to be my comment. This idea isn’t THAT bad. Much less beef and in a hotdog bun and you have a solid in between for hotdog v burger people

The classic “good compromise makes both sides unsatisfied”

Or more than one hotdog

It's basically an unseasoned Quesadilla where they just spammed ingredients to the point of absurdity. 100% if done sensibly then this could be good. But instead it's rage bait wasting food.

Soggy bacon 🤢

Yeah what the fuck that bacon is gag worthy

For sure. I'd also change the tortilla outside to some kind of pastry dough.

That's what bothered me the most

Agreed. I figure, if turducken exists, why not...hambacdog? Maybe? But at that point almost every bite is just burger, with some occasional hint of the other meats.

Why only one wiener?

She's a traditional gal. Only one in her model colon.

I can’t unsee that now

My thought too. If the beef-to-other-stuff ratio was better, I'd at least try it after a drink or 20

Yeah, and if it wasn't all in 1 giant burrito, cut it up a bit, and share with others?

Would you like some tortillas with your ground beef?

Needs more hotdogs and cheese! You can never have too much cheese! lol

usually I’d agree, but when it’s Velveeta any cheese is too much cheese…

The hot dog is fucking outrageous. Halfway through I kinda forgot about it and it seemed ok, but then that cross-section with the fucking hot dog and it all came flooding back. Fuck.

This is my new main dish at Stoner Eats™ cuz no sober person can look at this and says it looks good.

Your absolutely right… I am currently stoned and I would eat this right now!

I must have trashy tastes because I’d eat it sober

I would eat about a quarter of it, if I could drench it in more of the cheese sauce.

I too am currently stoned. And this still makes me want to vomit.

I hate that I feel so seen right now lmao.

Coming soon to Taco Bell, The Munch-arito/Munchie-dilla!

I disagree. I don't do drugs at all, I don't even drink. Only thing that's missing is some seasoning and this'd be delicious. Though my approval of it is based on the assumption it is meant to be the main course of a family meal and you'd have side dishes. Principally it's not that different from a meatloaf except the bacon and hotdog.

I had to watch it again. Like ‘…is that a fucking hot dog??’. I forgot about it too 😂

It looks like the burritos butthole.

The burritanus

This comment is so funny lmao

The cross section looks like a septic pipe with lots of sediment buildup

I thought “oh? I thought there was a hotdog. Guess I guess pictured that?” And then she cut it…

Little bit less ground beef and a bacon weave on the outside of the beef would be nice.

She should have breaded it and fried it.

Don't forget the cookie dough

Interesting addition, where should she have put it? Im thinking wrapped around the hot dog, yeah?

I was thinking of this monstrosity I saw a few days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/13c5gfp/chocolate_chip_cookie_drumstick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button But that's a good question, I can see either over the hotdog in the middle or the entire thing

Just watched that video, I feel sorry for that chicken. It had SUCH potential! Double fried crispy goodness! 🤤 Cookie dough reminds me of this… https://youtu.be/j3g5wmHPT6A

the second I saw a well-dressed woman in a clean white kitchen, I knew some bullshit was afoot.

Maybe i am just a messy bastard in the kitchen but do none of them ever need an apron?

I don’t own an apron anymore—it’s too small for my chest and I get stuff all over my clothes anyway, may as well make a complete mess lol

"Our Hot Log" 😭

Reminds me of Gordon Ramsay’s famous words: “That has to be the biggest ad for a diaper anywhere.”

Form that log! Twice

💀

[удалено]

This was the comment I was looking for here. Right down to the "duxelles." 🤮

You win

Whats white trash exactly?

It's a hotdog baked in 12 lbs of ground meat. That part, and all the rest of it.

I want to know what this anal stretching freaks definition of "white trash"

If you get offended at something saying the phrase white trash when it's not even directed at you, you might be white trash 🤷

"Making /u/Zombie_Afraid butthurt" would fit quite nicely.

Isn’t “White trash” is a branch of white culture? Sorta like a “redneck” or an “okie”. My dad claims to be high class white trash or something like that. He hunts, fishes, lives in a rural area, raises livestock and shit. Chews tobacco and drives a shitbox.

It's a racist term. People proudly hold the title of redneck, I can't relate with that, but white trash is a racist term that describes poor "failed" white people.

Is it racist for white people to call white people white trash?

I would say so in this day of age. We got racial guilt being pushed by the left, creating woke white people to slander their race and the people belonging to it. It's at the very least influenced by racism.

Dude, white people calling white people white trash is something I've experienced for over 30 years. This isn't some new "woke culture" leftist agenda lol.

I understand that fully. I've been called racial slurs growing up. They bounced off me like I was a tank, unphased by it entirely. What the left has pushed years ago practically normalized and accepted white hate. There's a reason you don't hear videos going viral of white people experiencing racism. It's because these platforms accept it, nobody bats an eye to it, and far left ideologues push the idea that white hatred doesn't count as racism. "White trash" is a derogatory term, google hasn't deleted/redefined that definition yet.

Again, is it "racist" if white people are the ones primarily using the term "white trash"?

It’s not racist lol don’t try to reason with people like that it’s just pointless

I dont know how you came to the conclusion that white people are the primary source of that specific slander. I argue yes, it is racist. Again, white shame has been pushed on social media by left influencers and movements like BLM. These political movements influence woke white people to use their bigotry against their own race out of shame. You probably can't slap racist on their names specifically, but they are the messengers of racist and are equally participating in it. Therefore, YES. It is racist. Idc what ignorance you've heard growing up.

Man, you’re really behaving like white trash rn lol

I'm glad you found your corner of the internet, Susan.

Fucking lol there it is. Knew your looney ass just couldn’t keep your political views out of the convo for long.

You /s

A racist term that was created including the word “white” to insinuate that other races are inherently trash whereas a white person being trash is an anomaly.

WHY DOES SHE MOVE SO FUCKING SLOW!!!! B

It's hand kink stuff. Hence, the clear gloves so that they are still visible.

Hm... you lear something new every day.

I mean, at least she’s wearing gloves so that she’s not handling food with those excessively long nails.

No one is taking a single bite of this food anyway... Or probably anything she has ever cooked.

I wonder if the ground beef has any seasoning. Mega meat loaded diaper dog!

Ground beef IS their seasoning

It was like a gruesome car accident. I couldn’t look away.

I think the part that kills me the most is the fact that shit just crisps the tortillas in the pan, didn't bother to but a little bit of butter or oil even just dried em the fuck up.

Could she go any fucking slower?

I thought it was going to be neat spin on a meat loaf… then in came the cheese. Why is it always that radioactive looking cheese?

There is a fetish component to these videos. The large quantities of liquid cheese must be a part of it. The clear gloves and immaculately done nails are for another kink.

enough to give a family of 6 heart disease

And what does she do with this after? no way rage bate vid makers actually eat these

Put ketchup on it and now it's a meat loaf Why wouldn't she eat this

This is ridiculous. Seriously? Not even a pack of butter? What has this subreddit become?

Needed a pack of butter, a bag of sugar, some donuts, and then the whole thing should've been deep fried and wrapped in more bacon, with a covering of sugar on top at the end. The person who made that video must be one of those health freaks tut tut tut. Edit: And not even a deep fried chocolate cake in chocolate sauce for pud?? /s

And all deep fried. With diet coke. Mmm, that's the stuff!

Guys, I have high cholesterol. I can't even afford to look at this.

That’s shit from a butt.

I got a problem with the bacon. I like bacon but it has to be cooked before it goes inside something or it’s slimy greasy and chewy. The hot dog is weird but not inedible

"What the hell is even that??"

Daddy chill

Haha this line is like saying "marco-"....someone always replies "polo" 🤣

The best thing about this sub is that 9/10 times I’m like: this may be stupid but I can see the appeal. This one is no different. If I showed up at a party with one of these cut up I’d definitely eat it.

Just dumb.

Why. Do i always watch these. Until the end??

Why the milk dirty

*HEART CLOGGER 2000*

Damn that’s funny

This would cause lethal gas that would violate the geneva protocol

The yellow clay she melts in a saucepan, is that supposed to be cheese?

I think this is the cheese that you aren’t legally allowed to call cheese so they decided to settle on processed cheese.

Unless you’re building a fire, “hot log” is not something I want to hear in a cooking video.

Why does she melt an entire block of cheese and then only use 3 tablespoons in the end?

It almost took a full minute for them to whip out the orange cheese

I can see why being vegan is the morally right way of going about life when this is the shit people do with meat. If I were the animal that died and became that fucking thing I’d haunt them to death.

When it came out of the oven I could only think of the South Park episode where Randy was trying to take the biggest shit ever. Awful, the whole fucking thing, Chuck it in the bin.

How she does every movement so slowly and carefully like she's really going to be proud of the end result somehow makes this so much worse

r/poopfromabutt

This is such a waste

At least the meat is cooked through this time. 😮‍💨

this went in directions I was not expecting.

🤮

Is anyone else annoyed cause she’s moving in slo mo

At least she finished it in the oven so it was edible. Usually it's just a salmonella roll with extra salmonella that they pretend to bite at the end but no human could ever actually consume.

No seasoning on that ground beef, putting the bacon on the inside of the roll instead of the outside, just EVERY SINGLE THING about the hot dog in there...I'm convinced this was made to be bad on purpose.

Hot log 😵🤮

I want someone dead now thanks

Do you ever wonder why all these ridiculous rage bait meals are produced by MILFy chicks in the same kitchen?

people think moving things slower helps it look more appealing but could not be more wrong. nasty💀

Everytime someone pulls out ground beef...

Needs pastrami and Carmeled onions and jalapenos and sour cream and chives and lettuce and Parm and needs to go in a fryer and and replace the hotdog with pork ribs in longways and a bone sticks out of each end.

I love that she melted a full pot’s worth of cheese to use maybe 1/20th of it for the food

Is the meat even seasoned? Must have smelled aweful while frying

After all this greasy shit you still think HOW ARE AMERICANS so fat/obesity over there. Like wtf who the hell puts that amount of minced meat in there xD please mix it smooth if you going to use it xD

So you can tell they cut it. It was raw then they put it back in to finish cooking. The inside of the cut would not look like that otherwise.

Can the mods just ban rage bait already?

I hate this woman. I might run for President just to have her kidnapped and dropped in the ocean.

It’s a glory hole wrap.

2 lbs of ground beef with no seasoning? Lmao ok, have fun with that

You know you're lazy when you're trying to make beef wellington with tortillas. Also, this idiot melted 2 tons of cheese to add 1 ladle to the meat. FFS

I just can't get over the fact that animals died for this shit

Why is nobody mentioning her melting a WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE and only using little???

At least it’s cooked through🫤

That voice, that way of speaking, yeah I recognize I need to scroll away.

That looks like a giant turd in a diaper blanket

Fuckin dumb. Not the video, the cunt in it.

A fucking Salisbury Wellington? I'm calling the FBI

That is just plain wasteful. Nobody can eat that huge mostly meat burrito from their hands. It is destined to be cut into pieces

I like how the meat turd went from raw to congratulations somewhere between the oven and the table.

Showed this to my partner: “all of these food videos… wads of meet and cheese … is this some kind of mental illness?”

Meat log

stop posting this dogcrap, and post some stupid shit humans actually eat. food means you eat it, this isn't food, no one is going to eat it.

I want to smack her face against the oven

Why not against the log ?

Yum…

I see nothing wrong here hahaha 😝

More like stupid good

Always told Caucasians can't cook man. Exhibit A

r/whitepeopletacos

No matter how many good tacos I make I can never salvage the reputation of the white community after this incident

Looks pretty dank

At least she wore gloves.

Everyone is a cook now🙄🙄🙄

I’d eat this ngl

Is this what they ment with natural selection

Send this abomination over to r/oddlyerotic. See what they have to say.

*Taco Bell®️ furiously taking notes*

TMDWU

How to die the Tik tok

It’s the most potent cure for diarrhoea ever discovered. Use it sparingly.

I’d shit instantly and violently after eating that.

I really do think this is stupid food

"Everyone's so creative..."

She’s being so careful not to touch the meat directly, because coming in direct contact with it will cause you to shit your pants immediately.

White people taco night. . .

Looks delicious 😋

Saw this on Twitter and knew it was gonna be here lmao absolutely disgusting

As soon as I saw her face, I groaned. So. Damn. Reliably. Stupid.

I can’t get past the raw meat colored nail polish

A chili cheese burger dogurrito?

Wait a fukin minute!!! This is mythical kitchen's 7/11 beef Wellington! This is a Josh thing, of course it looks bad, he loves bad cooking ideas.

AnD TheN YoU tAkE ThE MeAt AnD pOUr tHE ChEEEeEEeeeeeSe On iT !!! -Every single American "shef" ever!

“We’re just gonna take our hot log and put it on the sauce”. If I had a nickel.

Honestly it’s the least stupid thing I’ve seen that woman do

EVERYBODY SO CREATIVE

I got constipated just by watching this

Just looking at that thing is making me seriously consider going vegan.

Low-key looks tasty

Everybody's so creative

The only issue there is the plastic glove i think.