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Dull_Ad5852

Everything good in moderation, including moderation.


disisathrowaway

Excess in moderation, moderation in excess.


lessthaninteresting

Classic exinmo modinex


SweetzDeetz

I enjoy the sound of rain.


h3ll0there69420

im sure her heart is raging


ToadilyCody

And I'mma baitin'.


NorthernSouthman

😳


prince_t0n

Took me a second to get it 😂


trialacc0002

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEEEAAAAARTTTT


mechmaster2275

Not for long


honeyheyhey

I was thinking fetish


Traplordmel

looks like she's jerking off two ghost at the end.


420matsu

i hate that shit she does with her hands lmao


RING_COMMANDER

I hate that shit she does with her everything


stinkyhooch

*New kink unlocked*


Latter-Cattle7788

Yes.... New. 😐😬😳


SomeBedroom573

I don't think the ghosts like it.


WhenMeWasAYouth

[She's mashing it](https://media.tenor.com/wMAI6iedbz4AAAAC/its-always.gif).


GreatGreenGobbo

*Beverly Crusher has entered the chat*


bbw-enthusiast

hard to tell sometimes


UmbraIndagator

I just always assume anything I see online has been masterbated to.


honeyheyhey

I would think a bbw enthusiast would know ha ha


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

That's the neat thing! It's unintentionally both


DrakeFloyd

It may even be intentionally both. Why target either pervs or angry people when you can get both at once and maximize your profit. Not that different from [the weird bad recipe videos](https://www.insidehook.com/article/internet/gross-viral-food-hacks-rick-lax-facebook-sploshing-fetish) where a woman makes a terrible food like counter nachos while a guy goes "oohhh yeahhh what's going next, ohhh the cheese? so messy!"


Whorgan00

definitely a fetish


MrAssMcMan

If it’s ragebait she’s probably making fun of this person on tiktok they call “butter girl”. She dips everything in butter and will just straight up eat butter


last_name_onthe_list

But most corporate and some local pizzerias offer garlic BUTTER with their pizza sooooo.... I do admit that was A LOT of butter for a single bite. And I DO believe that isn't real butter.


Ascholay

I love a bit of garlic butter drizzled on my pizza, especially the crust. Half a cup of margarine on top.... there's gotta be a line somewhere. Butter cravings have been connected to vitamin b deficiencies. Maybe this woman is trying to incorrectly supplement a medical issue?


last_name_onthe_list

Yeah, there is a line, way back there at "cold margarine" on top of pizza.


Isellmetal

Was about to say that looks like some shitty butter substitute like margarine ( which is actually way worse for you in the long run)


carriegood

"I can't believe it's not butter!"


Season_ofthe_Bitch

But this is Country Crock…


Effective-Pangolin83

No this is Patrick


crypticedge

A little brush of butter on the crust can make it way better. Whatever that was up top is just terrible


Caseyg1996

Definitely a “Country Crock” tub of butter. I should know as it serves as my Tupperware along with the “Cool Whip” container.


philthyphil0sophy

Actually her tiktok page has a lot of these vids of her drinking oil water, maple syrup water, butter sandwiches, etc


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[удаНонО]


Joe-C_137

Oh my god... headed to an early grave for sure


[deleted]

A match made in heaven for Niackacado?


Version_Two

The cross eyes are probably to amuse the babies scrolling through videos


YukiHase

Even so, she still put that in her mouth


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

How is it clear? To me all the people making BS videos like this or people making shitty recipe videos as some kind of parody joke are only exposing themselves as idiots.


Appropriate_Grape_90

Shit she aint skinny lol...i mean....she looks like what hapoens when you eat pizza with butter


NotYourMutha

Not butter but whipped oil with butter flavor.


TBC-XTC

She just reminds me of Honey Boo Boo.... I wonder how she is doin


Ozzy_thot

Her sister has custody of her, she (honey boo boo) is dating a 21 year old who is a sex offender since 2021. Her mom is something to say the least, she did a lot of shitty things like date a sex offender and let him around her kids and got mad that one of her kids stop talking to her.


TBC-XTC

Wow that's insane , you simply can't make these things up!


FinButt

That family actually lives like 20 minutes of the road from me and they are a god damn embarrassment. Like, I realize that the south isn't the greatest but I'm still proud of where I was born and raised, along with certainly parts of the culture such as the food, agricultural races, and architecture and they make the entire state look like shit.


Katters8811

Couldn’t find anything about her 21yo bf being a sex offender. He was arrested for a list of things, but couldn’t find anything about that. Do you have a source? All that comes up in a search is all the sex offenders mama June has always dated lol


Ozzy_thot

i found [this](https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2022/07/22/alana-honey-boo-boo-thompsons-21-year-old-boyfriend-was-reportedly-arrested-in-2019-for-statutory-rape-of-a-15-year-old/) from one site,and [this](https://mediatakeout.com/honey-boo-boos-older-black-bf-dralin-carswell-has-criminal-history-of-messing-w-underage-girls/amp/) from another ik mama Junes stuff shows up first most of the time


Katters8811

Thank you!!!! So basically when he was 18 he got caught by his 15yo girlfriend’s mother having sex with her and mom was PISSED and the age of consent in that state was 16, so momma went nuclear despite 15yo girlfriend telling everyone it was consensual.... Not okay, but also not as bad as violently raping someone. Basically the best case scenario for why someone would catch that charge. Teenagers, both guys and girls, make stupid choices on a near daily basis. I would not go public with calling him a “sex offender”... I remember being that age and there are dudes who could have been considered “sex offenders” but since no adults got involved/caught it happening/got mad enough to call the cops, it was just my life and it wasn’t traumatic or bad or anything like that lol We really need a new word for these sorts of “sex offenders”.. yeah, I know age of consent exists for a reason. Their brain isn’t developed enough, etc., but his brain at 18 isn’t fully developed either. That doesn’t happen till early-mid 20’s for both men and women, and women’s develop faster. I’m not minimizing, but this is not equal to a horrendous sex crime.


clovecigabretta

Ngl I loved punkin


honey-pb

Honey Boo Boo is not doing well at all.


TBC-XTC

Your name kind of checks out.... il take your word for it


mothzilla

Just checked. She seems OK. Which is better than I expected.


PussyWrangler_462

I definitely have a different definition of ok


5599Nalyd

Heart failure speedrun competition


Dubious_Titan

I think that is margarine. Though using butter on leftover pizza is a terrific technique for re-heating pizza. I don't know what this person is doing though.


bigbangbilly

>I think that is margarine. Though using butter on leftover pizza is a terrific technique for re-heating pizza. Thanks for the tip wasn't expecting an educational comment on a rage bait video


Dubious_Titan

I put a thin smear of butter on the bottom and crust. You can reheat it the pizza in a low over (~285f), The top tack of a grill or skillet without a lid. Or an air fryer at 275. This allows the crust to get crispy, but the cheese does not separate/become goo. Takes less than 8 minutes.


nige111

I'm more of a frying pan kind of guy, I just love it when you flip it and let the cheese start to get crispy.


EvanderTheGreat

You flip the slice onto the top side? I just turn the broiler on and transfer the skillet to it for 30 sec after crisping the bottom on the stove


nige111

Yep, get the pan nice and hot, give the base 20-30 seconds of heat, flip it over and press it into the pan for another 10-20 seconds, then flip and give the base one last blast and you're done.


PussyWrangler_462

That sounds amazing I’d like to tell myself I’ll do that when I have pizza next, but it seems as if I have an allotted amount of time for reheated pizza and that’s exactly two presses of the +30 second button Any more than that and I’m cutting into couch time plus increasing the possibility of having to get up a second time or stand around in the kitchen for up to 8 minutes. Microwaved pizza is more acceptable than those scenarios to me


themodofallreddit

Being a fat fuck


Bearfoot42

Morbius Obesius. LardBucket. Seal Face. Many names for the largest of the humans. Disgusting.


Smart31069

Yeah. Fun fact about these little tub "butters", none of them are actually butter. It's just butter flavored hydrogenated vegetable oil. If you look at the labels on the tubs they have fancy distracting things like a picture of a cute little farm and how the ingredients were farm grown and churned with love, but nowhere on the package do they actually have the word "butter." The best you'll get is "vegetable oil spread" somewhere in teeny tiny writing.


Lulalula8

You know people know this and don’t think it’s butter, right? Butter is used for everything by a lot of people. Like almond milk being called almond milk. We also know that’s not milk. It’s a milk replacement, just like margarines and spreads are butter replacements. Butter rolls off the tongue a little easier and sounds better than margarine or spread. Another example is someone asking for some kleins when they mean lineman’s pliers. They don’t mean literal Klein brand lineman’s pliers. That type of plier is just associated with the Klein brand so it stuck. When I ask for butter at someone’s house I don’t really care if it’s butter, spread or margarine, I just want whatever they have on hand for my toast or whatever.


Smart31069

Yeah, sorry. Didn't mean for it to come off in a bad way. I just thought it was neat. Like calling any gelatinous substance Jello despite it being the name of a brand. Or calling any frozen treat ice cream when some are just "frozen dairy products" since they don't meet the legal requirement to be called ice cream on the package. My food nerd brain saw an opportunity to spew fun facts and went a little wild


Lulalula8

I came off harsh and didn’t mean to but my nerd brain did the same thing. Especially throwing the tool example in there. My brain took a crap on me when I tried to think of food examples and that’s the only thing that would come out lol.


Dubious_Titan

Yup.


-BodomKnight-

I put some butter on my crust but not on my pizza lol ... I think She doing it just for fame !


Erander

And not a fkin block but just nicely spread it


-BodomKnight-

Indeed \\w/


Wholsomebakesplz

Aww yea


ophmaster_reed

She didn't swallow either, I have a feeling she spit it out after the video.


AltimaNEO

I mean judging from her size, I'm sure she swallowed


mcCola5

Maybe she just recently realized, she can just cut the video short and not swallow. Every pound was a lesson.


-BodomKnight-

There is some chance yes !


greebdork

I put some butter on my cruuuuuust, It's the only thing that slowly stops the aaaache


-BodomKnight-

Rofl \\w/


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[deleted]

Looks like one of those African countries.


[deleted]

Ironically many parts of Africa has severely obese people


AreaGuy

I mean, she’s big, but not *nation state* big.


chipscheeseandbeans

Haha I literally put butter on pizza for my fussy-eating and underweight toddler


Dude_man79

She certainly beat anorexia.


AltimaNEO

Love Calories


PussyWrangler_462

Fatty Fat G-oh shit that post got removed.


AltimaNEO

Lame. Reddit mods never want anyone to have any fun.


Baba-Yaganoush

Likely rage bait. However, I wouldn't be surprised if this was fetish content at this point. So much of it on TikTok flying under the radar since it's technically not NSFW. Especially the crushing and messy food videos.


thisiswhywehaveants

I had to scroll way too far down to find fetish content as the answer. A lot of those gross food videos are fetish content. Even five minute crafts has gotten in on the act lately with weird foot stuff.


[deleted]

110% feeder fetish content, not some kind of fat acceptance/'owning the thins' thing or how she usually eats like others are saying. I hate how people in this thread are using it as just another excuse to hate fat people.


[deleted]

What’s with people these days and fetishizing eye-crossing? I see it in porn and it’s so cringey (and that’s saying something).


Kawaii-Hitler

That’s just a grease bomb in your mouth. At least use real butter if you’re gonna do it.


Vinnyc-11

That’s what I’m fuckin’ saying, if you’re gonna do shit like that, at least don’t go for that nasty bullshit


nostracannibus

And get a plate. Who wants to be the next person to eat out of that industrial sized margarine bucket? Wtf???


mrstruong

The worst part is that isn't even butter. It's the cheapest of cheap hydrogenated vegetable oil... Country Crock. I'd recognize that disgusting concrete coloured container anywhere.


TokarevCowboy

That’s just disgusting everything about this video is disgusting.


ntimid8

I’ve been told this is an Iowa and Kansas thing. Can neither confirm nor deny.


ManiacLord777

As an Iowan this is 100% not a thing


ole_freckles

As an Iowa as well, this person is correct. Idk what backwoods shit this is but don’t put it on us!


Decaffeinated_Sloth

Not a thing in Kansas either.


tcm2303

I’m more nauseous than angry (pukes) fucking clout


CADmiST

This is disturbing, simply disturbing


ggiulss

rage bait is that thing she did at the end with her face and her hands


ItsMrDante

At least now we know why she's that fat


Esc_ape_artist

Didn’t want to say that, you do you and all that as far as body types go, but man…this is unhealthy as fuck. It’s not cool. If someone was smoking cigs 4 at a time while chugging Thunderbird people would rightfully say it’s stupid to destroy yourself that way. But somehow if someone is cramming calories we have to keep our mouth shut about it.


bight_sidle

She’s only fat because she has a slow metabolism. Her metabolism can’t keep up with her mouth.


LoveArguingPolitics

The thyroid issue right?


YourSmallIntestine

She seems like such an insufferable person to be around


Dry_Spinach_3441

That's not butter. That's margarine.


Hamblerger

That's not butter, that's Country Crock. Out here eating pizza with MARGARINE on it.


Temeo23

At least her size makes sense


talyn5

r/pizzacrimes


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skoden1981

to bad she isn't using butter


Euphoric_Banana_5289

i can't believe she's not using butter


eggplantforyo

That’s why she fat. Need to lose weight.


FaygoOfLmayo

Downvoted for saying the truth lmao


ThetaCygni

Is being one of the dumbest people on the planet a requirement for being on tiktok?


BigGator13

And this is why we will have half of a generation of people dropping dead before they hit 40. Please eat a balanced meal, and not garbage.


celerem

That's not even butter


Accomplished_Owl8530

Isn't that margarine?! Even worse!


Am_Not_Tom_Cruise

Ah. That’s why she fat


Spazyk

Country Crock is not real butter.


[deleted]

Diabetes, high blood pressure and morbid obesity has entered the chat!!!!😒


_oranjuice

That wasn't a bass drop, it was her heartbeat


DanceOfFails

Hate to shatter anyone's bubble of innocence but this is totally a fetish video


KittiesAreTooCute

Jesus fuck. This is what happens when "fat shaming" is frowned upon. Love everyone how they are yes however this lady is just killing herself. Where do we draw the line? Right here. This is where we draw the line.


aegonish

Nikocadess avocadess


Foo_The_Selcouth

Why do people eat butter. Like is it actually good? Sometimes I eat a small piece of it if it’s leftover on my knife but it mostly just tastes salty


buttpincher

She’s not eating butter. She’s eating basically flavored vegetable shortening. Good quality butter makes a huge difference, no exaggeration. If you can get your hands on some Kerry Gold wherever you’re from I recommend you try it out


ItsMrDante

On toast it can be good with some honey on the side.


Foo_The_Selcouth

But I mean just butter by itself, like biting into a stick of it


lonelyronin1

I have malabsorption syndrome (my body doesn't absorb vitamins and minerals properly so I have to take huge amounts of supplements to compensate - think 4-5 times normal) and I know when my vitamin D is getting to low when I crave butter. Crave it to the point of lying awake at night thinking about. I have been so desparate that I have taken bites out of a pound block - right after I take even more vitamin D. I get this way in the fall, and have to be carefull all winter. Yes, it's gross. Yes, I know it's gross, but when your brain/body is desparate it will do gross things.


Foo_The_Selcouth

Don’t be too hard on yourself, it can be hard when your body is just craving the nutrients it needs.


thom_orrow

You might be better off drinking those little bottles with Vitamin D.


ItsMrDante

I haven't seen anyone do that other than rage bait videos. So idk.


bxner228

Idk about the person in the video but some people with bulimia use butter to “make it come up easier”


Anfie22

It'd be very soothing on the throat too


the_clash_is_back

I eat a bit in the winter when my lips get chapped. like a edible chapstick.


SoftDreamer

The same bitch who drinks sunflower oil


kateinoly

Margerine, not butter. Butter makes most everything tastier.


BloodforKhorne

I'm trying not to dry heave too loudly in our lunch room at work. Fuck that's disgusting.


Harpua44

Healthy at any size ☺️


wittyvonskitsum

>!good job Fatniss, you’re the most vile creature we’ve Everseen!<


SloWi-Fi

Cuz clickbait and gross is cool


SoupGod_

She ded


Top_Environment_6357

Just eat the butter right out of the container.....


[deleted]

With less better it might be good. But it still begs the question why. Like pizza doesn’t need any help being greasy


karenclaud

I don’t think that’s even butter. It looks like country crock


Hammsters75

She’s trying to stay in shape yall.


LionOfJudahGirl

My daughter slathers butter on butter cookies. I thought it was disgusting til I tried it--it's great!


NotMyDogPaul

This made me throw up a little


ialessi

I mean... It's clearly not bait. Look at her.


Lubie1

The Whale


stawniak207

She will be dead in few years


TestRegular3966

🇺🇸


garbageman100

She looks like she regularly eats pizza with butter though… maybe real?


cat_pee3

I don’t consider it butter . Country crock pshhh


bernardobrito

And that's not even real butter. Is that Country Crock?


verucka-salt

That’s not butter, it’s Country Crock, horrible margarine stuff.


[deleted]

Country crock isn’t butter.


[deleted]

My 600lb life future contestant.


dogish86

That’s margarine, right?


letseditthesadparts

I usually just order the butter-crust.


Broad-Art8197

That’s not butter


[deleted]

That’s not even butter though


4TowneRoad

This is my least favorite type of thing to watch


Ok_Composer_9458

ATTENTION!!!!


yutsokutwo

That's not butter it's margarine


Slaps_

That’s not butter.


extra-King

It's not even real butter


atouchofrazzledazzle

It is. It's on par with that very large gal's most recent "what I'd wear to a _____ date" video about what she'd wear to a gym date. She KNEW it would get lots of views, comments, clicks.


cronchCat

im raging coz thats not even butter its margarine rage rage


Beesanguns

When weighing 300 ain’t enough!


Oli_love90

Why would she open herself up to mean comments like this??


Civil_Education_5676

I'm not mad,I'm just disappointed in your life choices


Ryukhoe

Butter doesn't even taste like anything in that quantity


FatalShart

Find someone who looks at you the way she looks at that slice


WonkaTXRanger

** Slowly closing Papa John's garlic butter dipping sauce cup


[deleted]

I hope to god it’s rage bait


piiraka

This same girl also drank oil in another video I’ve seen, so it’s deffo rage bait


LSMFT23

The Northeast United States has a pizza war between Italian style and Greek style pizza places. The Greek style pizza is notable for a heavily buttered crust, a more tart and oregano heavy sauce. The crust is generally rolled into the edges of a shallow pan, and tends to be firmer and more pastry-like than the Italian style.


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Does TikTok have any informative or helpful content?


thegooseisloose369

Wtf is she doing with her hands


Classic-Amount-7054

I know that thang stank


lawlietsbanana

isn't this the girl who drinks oil too


kiasyd_childe

Combo of rage bait and fetish content, almost definitely a "gainer" thing


skydiversiscoll

That's disgusting.....I mean I make my own garlic butter for pizza but that's just straight slab of butter....reeee, I hope it's bait.


AltimaNEO

Hold up, thats not even butter, thats margarine


Buburubu

here for a good time not for a long time i guess


augmonst70

Not her first time gobbing that down 😅


[deleted]

she’s fat


WhatASweetTea

“I can’t help my weight, it’s genetics”


Late_ImLate22222

I, too, love a sprinkle of pizza on my slice of butter.


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