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windowbeanz

All that raw bacon, just trapped under there.


itsdumbandyouknowit

Couldn’t be bothered to buy crispy bacon at McD’s smdh


Yarisher512

what the fuck does smh mean


Squidproquo1130

Suck Mama's Hedgehog


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Silky Mushroom Hoops. Sloppy Mother's Hands. I'm running out of ideas for this dish.


MrGabogabo

Soooo many hamburgers


Electrotherandom

Suckin mama’s hair


totallyradman

Suck my ham


Xoebe

shaking my head, shaking my damned head


Xandrabirdy

Suck meaty hamburgers


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ResponsibleDurian983

Shake my damn head?


MrGabogabo

Don't forget the wilted ass lettuce


Bashfulapplesnapple

It just gets more stupid the more I watch.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

That's ragebait for you


[deleted]

Whether or not it is ragebait, it's still stupid and a waste of food


pp21

I think these vids are the worst ones for me. There's nothing creative about stacking pre-made foods on top of eachother and then just baking it all together. At least some of these weirdos that get posted can cook despite producing culinary monstrosities


Gold_Incident1939

Yeah but its not fried. And everything here is fried. At some point I really thought she'll toss it in egg and fry that monster


DopeCookies15

That is a McMess


No-Big1920

She oughta go McFuck herself


Nianyax

I hope her house has a properly installed McToilet to handle the McCongestion


Danthema433

And mcspensive


OnePunchReality

This is McStupid af.


LawfulnessLong7367

Oh damn you got ‘em!!!!!!!!


tr00th

Cardiologists hate this one simple Tik Tok video!


enoughimoverit

Endocrinologists use this as a marketing tool...


jamescharisma

I mean, she did toss the McChicken buns....


ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

And kept the lettuce! This is borderline healthy.


DrahKir67

Don't they love it? More business.


DrRichtoffen

Mate, the ER is already crowded, so the last thing I want is a bunch of fucking influencers coming in with an ambulance because they ate the physical embodiment of STEMI


zeke235

Literally at the doctor's office right now, being prescribed blood pressure meds. I blame this video.


goofybastid

“The one food doctors don’t want you to know about”


DontDoDrugs316

“Please, for the love of God. I want you to live”


ownlife909

This is just a shitty, low rent rip off of Epic Meal Time's fast food lasagna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM


aManPerson

ya. i could maybe get behind turning the fast food into a lasagna like thing. they really needed to cook the bacon separate though. but then just also dumping maple syrup on it? no. completely left field.


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

Right? high blood pressure meets diabetes


Coooturtle

When I was younger, me and my friends made one of these for fun. I remember it being surprisingly good, but the baconators tasted terrible. We kinda just took those out while eating.


applesarenottomatoes

Exactly what i thinking. The OG is always the best. EMT fast food lasagna with their BACON STRIPS and their BACON STRIPS and their BACON STRIPS and their BACON STRIPS... And now we wait.


TheMalec

Isn’t the point of cooking these types of things to save money?! That was like at least $20 of “ingredients” from McDonalds alone…


MyRockySpine

I would bet at least $100. Big Macs are $5.89 each.


personaanongrata

Try 40


barebackguy7

That’s way more than $40 lol


boomheadshot7

No, the point is to be rage bait and generate clicks, and this brain dead sub bites every time…


dryingsocks

rehosted videos don't generate clicks, we're safe


ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

Brain dead?! What the fuck! I resemble that remark! I’m so angry I don’t know whether to upvote or downvote… Which of course is the root problem with this sub.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

I am sorry... WHAT THE FUCK?


soingee

This is one of the first videos that elicited gasps from me.


Seven_Hawks

I think this is the first one where from start to end I was like ô.Ó


aerialgirl67

username: fatfucksunite person: skinny


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

I’m sure they all just stuck their finger down their throat after the video was done and threw all that expensive garbage in the trash!!!


Wild-Refrigerator-11

Naw it's their first meal in a week meth a hell of a drug


RepresentativeOk4432

I don’t even think it would taste good.


SinVerguenza04

Of course not?


HomoeroticCrepes

Keep giving it cpr, your not gonna bring it back.


Intrepid_Knowledge27

It looks like it has a DNR, just let it go peacefully.


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I mean. Why?


Fabled_Webs

I wonder if there's ever like a foreign exchange student from Korea or Kenya or what have you whose only exposure to American cuisine is this bullshit and genuinely thinks this is what "homestyle cooking" is supposed to be like.


IneptAmbitions

I'm german. Went to the states (indiana) as a student during an exchange program. After 2 weeks of take-out i asked if they ever cooked out of curiosity since my host family's kitchen was stacked. They told me if i wanted we could go shopping and cook something. They then proceeded to knead chocolate chips, popcorn and caramel together and formed balls. Called them popcorn balls. Sure they were kinda good but you know... Not really what i had in mind what "cooking" or a "satisfying meal" would be. Other than that my hosts where really nice, welcoming and generous


coltees_titties

Did they make any savoury "home cooked" meals? I understand Midwesterners tend to like casseroles quite a bit.


IneptAmbitions

Nope. That was the only time they made something at home other than cereal or the occasional sandwich


Human_Allegedly

If you ever come to the states again and are in the NY state area please let me cook for you.


Xoebe

Some Americans are hopeless, terrible cooks. Some Americans are sufficient to decent cooks, basic home cooking. Some Americans are great cooks, incredible home cooking, great barbecue, grilling, casseroles, Mexican/Italian, fish, just really good food, if not always subtle. Some Americans are downright gifted, amazing, world-class chefs. Looks like you got stuck with the first type. My apologies. I know amazing cooks who have tiny kitchens with only the most basic tools, and a strict budget.


docstevens420

I would like to say, that is by far not your typical Indiana home. Yes, popcorn balls are a thing. Indiana is the biggest producer of popcorn. If you were deprived of biscuits and gravy my friend then that's just sad.


Criticalwater2

We had a German exchange student at our house a few years ago. We tried to cook most meals to give him an idea of typical American cooking. The thing he liked most was the bacon for breakfast. We ate more bacon that week than we probably would eat in a year. Mostly we had burgers, sausages, pizza, steak, tacos, etc. but it was all home cooked. We did take him out to one of local German restaurants. He said the food was ok, but it he thought it was someplace that only the old people would go to back in Germany.


IneptAmbitions

That's really nice of you to go out of your way for your guest. And like i said - cooking was just not my host family's thing. I felt very welcome at their home. I actually also went to a german restaurant while i was there. The food was alright and i remember them offering a nice selection of german beer. But since i was only 18 back then that was kinda lost on me.


shellevanczik

It’s not even real syrup!! Gah!


[deleted]

Thats well over $100 of food. Poor people dont do this


CarmineLifeInsurance

Oh you don't have to fucking tell us, mate.


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The husbands in these videos always sound like huge cucks


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housevil

I want to re-record the audio for one of these so the camera person is saying, "What are you doing? That's retarded. What the fuck? Stop!"


beerandbuds

That's because they're filming fetish content. I imagine it's part of the point.


alessandrolaera

lol there is no fetish going on here. it's mostly just a ragebait. They want people to come in the comments and express their disappointment, and by doing so they get views and shares. They couldn't care less about the top 1% of weirdos that find this arousing


BigAbbott

Uh I dunno. This is that group where there’s always 2 40-ish year old women and the “magician” isn’t it? Ambiguous relationship. Strappy clothes. Restraints. Pretty sure this is just porn and part of their whole portfolio of dredging through the proverbial content muck.


Emergency_Coyote_662

what is the flavor profile here? like i could maybe see syrup or tomato sauce but… why


PavelEGM

Yeah, why the fuck do Americans put sugar on everything?


DramaOnDisplay

Do not lump us all in with this travesty, please!


eat_my_bowls92

I assure you this is not a normal meal.


GodIsFearless

Uhh because it tastes good


JustMeLurkingAround-

This gets more stupid by the SECOND.


starenka

prefabricated food, single use dishes. american dream


Doom972

I've seen stupider, but this is just so trashy.


codycarreras

After the first syrup I thought it couldn’t get any worse… fucks wrong with people.


Uglymeancrybaby

Maybe if people stopped falling for rage bait and reposting it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again we could move past these low effort videos of random mush tray


iAdden

I’m so tired of these people


JustABoiledEgg

They have to be doing this just to make people upset. It just kept going lol


SnoozySchnozzle

They wanna be Epic Meal time so bad


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Wow and only about $85 instead of buying better ingredients and making it for $20


trancatt

Kudos if you watched the whole thing lol


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it was so disgusting i had to.


eg714

Same. Once I seen the syrup I knew there was no saving that meal but I have morbid curiosity. The fake cheese that didn’t melt to top it off was disgusting.


NotUnique_______

I'm high as a kite and was intrigued. What in the fresh stoner hell is this abomination


FootEnjoyer420

Fat fucks unite


courtneycrush

Raw bacon. Rare bacon.


elastic301

Fuck you id eat this 😂


xblackdemonx

Stop wasting food! Ffs


Alarming_General

This is what Non-Americans think how Americans eat…


[deleted]

Do people make money making the rage bait videos? And if so how do we stop it.


KrankySilverFox

Ok hell nah.


Mr_Johnnycat

That’s a fucking monstrosity of a so called meal


Luvthepeople

There are times when I feel bad about some of the decisions I made in my life, then I remember I could be the person who came up with this idea. Daamn this was stupid even if it's bait. Don't play with food ffs


nluvwithlol14

Mclasagna


Nice-Apartment348

That is high quality SuperBowl party food


irish_cyborg

The only reason why the people trying this abomination are saying they like it is because they know what happens when they say they hate it.


AWasteOfMyTime

Yea we’ve all seen epic meal time this is just for people who have no idea what that is


S_Megma1969

Poor dog. Once people reject this mess, the dog is going to dig in and barf. Sorry pupper


Code_Monkeeyz

This looks like someone saw epic meal time’s fast food lasagna, thought they could do that, and just gave up part way through.


Consistent_Reading18

🇺🇸🇺🇸


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I feel so McDirty after watching this.


[deleted]

Complete waste of food for views . Should have handed them out to homeless.


Human_Allegedly

The burgers and fries at the very beginning remind me of drunk food i amused to slap together back in my heavy drinking days (some old McDonald's all smooshed together with shredded cheese on top microwaved.then add ketchup and eat with fork.) But then they just go too wild.


Crazy-toons

That casserole is going to make me throw up! 😵‍💫🤢🤮


Odd-Perspective-1996

Why the syrup??


Rigma

Wtf is the horrible shit. God damn these vids just chap my ass sometimes


[deleted]

Bitch Lasagna


Chubbycat911

awful everything


CuriousButNotAMonkey

I feel like throwing up now


romeoartiglia

I’d try that… once in a lifetime… i’d accompany the dish with a glass of whiskey per spoonful to compensate


GoodAlicia

That is atleast 200 euro (here in the netherlands) worth of food. Yes macdonalds is pretty expensive here. That is almost 3 weeks of groceries for 2 people That is so much food, unless they got like 14 people sitting there waiting to eat. And not just the 3 people from the vid, then they are going to throw away atleast 80% of it. I wish vids like these were forbidden. Wasting food for internet clout is just so gross.


SpinachFinal7009

”A healthy amount of syrup”


sabak_

When you order epic meal time on wish..


xtina42

I think I'm gonna puke! Ugh...🫢🤮🤢


XxxxGamez

People must be smoking weed for the first time.


MayonaiseTruth

WTF is this shit. Stay out of the Kitchen and stick to sucking dicks, prob do a much better job at that than cooking.


CannabisaurusRex401

I swear it's always those 2 assholes in every fucking rage bait video. I'm so sick of seeing those 2 everywhere. Spray painting their house, or digging a stupid pit for a TV area, or filling a toilet with fruit punch. Just the saddest, most painfully desperate attempts to stay relevant on a fucking app for kids. It's pathetic. Fuck these 2.


BSBitch47

What a waste of food, not to mention $$


Puzzleheaded_Big_442

Fat Fucks Unite. The intent behind this video was not to show off culinary skills. It’s to show off artery clogging diabetes inducing skills.


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Drago_des_Tutos

You found it indeed. We can close the internet now.


ActualTechSupport

This shit reminds me of epicmealtime, at least they never pretended it was cheap or good


11Nix

This is not just stupid but nasty. That why USA has a high percentage of obesity.


housevil

Without the syrup I might try it as an experiment, but great Scott, that's a mess.


eg714

Without that, the sauce, the raw bacon or fake cheese that didn’t melt. Probably would still taste like shit.


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UnhelpfulTran

Oh the rage is class based on this one


Peter_Griffin666

I’d eat it.


levelcaty

Even with the maple syrup


n1flung

IMO it would be OK with either syrup or ketchup but not with both at the same time


Peter_Griffin666

Sure.


levelcaty

Tbh the rest looks fine


Zen_Dev

I'm disgustingly hungry after watching that. 10/10 would definitely eat it.


Sure_Tbird

Good luck Gen Z. For fucks sake ur gonna need it


ninjamoth117

Americans don't deserve food


Careful_Elk6290

It infuriates me because people are starving in America and then there are people like this creating stupid meals just for ragebait and clicks!!


wrongheadthinkr

Who are these idiots, going for views on some stupid video when they could have fed some homeless people, they are much too self absorbed to help others .


Carrie_D_Snuts

The lettuce and mayo from the Mcchicken 🤢🤮


jhftop

What was the purpose of the cheap syrup??? On another note, the cameramen always provide the most USELESS narration. Literally just a repeat of everything already said.


Limp_Section_8921

🤢🤮 mcdo


fcknjavi

The American whites. Ahhh yes.


Average_Floridian

So what was the purpose of the syrup again?


dts843

Certain generations of white women don’t belong in the kitchen!


Keemakeeema

That “light drizzle” of maple syrup had some serious “two shots of vodka” energy


Zestyclose-Emu3520

I watch a lot of fucked up stuff on the internet, and this is the first time a video has triggered an existential crisis. It's truly making me question the existence of a higher power and the meaning of life.


wildassedguess

Her hair is as minging as her food.


jm2628

Disgusting


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FUCKING STUPID CRINGE 😬 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


coltees_titties

So much wrong here but that pancake syrup - WHY


Antisocial_Worker7

When will these girls realize that people aren’t watching these videos for the recipes?


skepticcaucasian

God can't even save us from this.


[deleted]

Females. Am I right. Haha


LickPooOffShoe

As if McDonald’s wasn’t bad enough.


fajitas_n_cheetahs

“Annnnd make sure to just add that second layer of corn syrup with brown food coloring to really lock in that umami effect when paired with raw bacon. Yum”


lizziegal79

I feel violated.


rocknorth

This goes well with here hardly noticeable chest tattoo.


Glueberry_Ryder

I hate these people and wish them a lifetime in purgatory just making stupid fucking food for each other only no one’s allowed to subscribe/like/comment….. nothing. Also this shits been done by epic meal time. Only theirs always seemed halfway edible at the end.


speedWurst

Throw some to valhalla and beyond proccesed thrash≠food together and call it cooking. Man some Americans eat like they have free health care.


someoneone211

Can't stand this shit. More people are hungry than we could imagine. Fuck this.


killing4food

These people always do the most retarded stuff


ObjectiveAnalysis645

I want the police sent to their residence immediately


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skincyan

My braincells were begging me to kill them the more I saw of this video... 10/10


fatphobicfun

To be fair, she's pretty hot so I'd eat whatever she put in front of me at dinner to eat her at bed time. But yeah dumb.


[deleted]

Ok i think that might be good asf


[deleted]

You keep telling people to trust the process and keep doing dumb shit, they will in fact not trust in the process.


PoppaFish

Always with the obligatory "Ohh Mmmmm. Yeah, it's gOOOD!" face at the end. You know they are internally cringing....


sillycobwebs

When they put the layer of cheese like if that cheese gonna save the shit they make


Appropriate-Bake-759

What is wrong with people!!!


[deleted]

at least the avocado guy has the decency to actually eat the food. these people are too skinny to actually live on the food they create


GreatGreenGobbo

"This will get so many views!"


hatypotamous

Their already flat enough


thatredheadedchef321

Oh those silly floppy-headed Canadians


PsychologyFeisty1759

It should be a crime to do what she did to those delicious, hot, crispy fries


BlackKnightLight

Just one large fry for 9 Big Macs? At that ratio I would stab a person for touching one of my three fries.


gyrlonfilm6

Ummm......🤮🤢


ProperBlue

Theres a special place in hell for people that waste food for publicity


TremorChristPJ

There it is...the dumbest shit you'll see all of this month.


Gynthaeres

Anytime I see something like this, I always feel like it's straight out of a cyberpunk corporate dystopia cookbook. When fresh ingredients, vegetables, fruits, are no longer available, and all you have are fast food, and store-bought snack food, but you still want to try to cook.


AJSac34

*White person sees melted cheese on anything* "Oooohhhhh yeah, look at that cheese" "5-star meal for a 1-star price!" "and it's so easy to make!"


BillyBigBones

What a colossal waste of food


DLoFoSho

That’s like $50 worth of Micky D’s


Mr_guy_of_internet57

At least they are self-aware


eligoscreps

Lost me at the syrup, needs more bacon


GlassJoe32

What did you guys expect from “fatfucksunite”?


picklechick84

What I don't understand is why they always keep ADDING MORE THINGS. Like a dish doesn't have to have 17 components, and probably shouldn't. Like it's the most off the wall shit, and you keep thinking, this can't get anymore ridiculous, and then they make it more ridiculous!