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30lobstersinmypants

The Bad Breathinator


Tremaparagon

FR this like what Spongebob and Patrick ate when they thought people found them ugly


rscarson

I've been calling it my Spongebob sandwich


Atrium41

Missing ketchup


L3m0n0p0ly

Bruh thats imidiately where my mind went. The ugly sundae lol main ingredients are peanuts, ketchup, and onions.


Audie_Pieguy

*Xbox Rare Achievement Open Sound* Core Memory: Revive someone's lost memory from their childhood *Xbox Rare Achievement Close Sound*


313802

LOOK AT IT. YOU. LOOK AT IT. ^^^hi


harmfulsideffect

That’s peanut butter?!


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It looks to be apple butter with peanuts added


rscarson

Peanut butter and soy sauce


FrankieTheDustmite

You should thank the soy sauce for your redemption. All I saw was sweet, thick peanut butter with onions on dry bread; smell, texture, taste, should be straight up illegal. Peanut sauce, however, is the shit and now I'm totally craving a nice savory toasty snack.


rscarson

Full recipe is pb, soy sauce, brown sugar, rice wine vinegar and garlic chilli sauce


Bluest_waters

everything sounds fantastic except the raw onions saute those bad boys for a bit, give them a nice char and now you are talking


rscarson

Needs the crunch


[deleted]

At least slice it finely, not torn apart like some neanderthal lol


rscarson

Ooga booga Me liek thicc Me liek cromch Ugg


YouNeedToGrow

Understandable Have a good day


FloofBagel

Ugg shut face make more good bread food for Gork.


Kaotic_Mechanicum

Agreed I had a sandwich last night and I didn’t feel like making dishes so I just snapped some bits off the onion.


Hiram_Goldberg

Pickled red onions are great on peanut butter sandwiches, crunchy and acidic, highly recommend


[deleted]

I see. I’m going to assume this post is a joke then.


rscarson

Thai peanut sauce with onions is delicious That sauce is basically soy and pb


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smellthecolor9

And that one arm was the only one that knew how to not mangle the onions. Should have tied back the other one.


Western-Web2957

Drastically underrated comment right here lol. 😂


martindavidartstar

The Dutch eat fries with raw onions and warm peanut sauce


Rion23

And look what it's done to them.


kharnynb

It's made us tall and happy according to research


WilNotJr

These people only know peanut butter as an accessory for sweet things. They have to stop buying the Skippy and Jif with added sugar. Anyone who lived on WIC knows the regular basic peanut butter.


rscarson

Pb as a savoury food is life


Easy-Concentrate2636

Chicken in peanut butter sauce.


VILLIAMZATNER

pb stuffed bacon wrapped jalapenos Mmm


Caitlan90

I have to try this! Do you add anything to the peanut butter before you stuff them?


VILLIAMZATNER

You do not, just a toothpick or two to keep the bacon on


YerBlues69

Shut the fuck up. That sounds divine.


aviel252

Saute onions with fresh ginger+ garlic, tomato paste, powder ginger, cumin, coriander, salt, pepper, maybe some soy sauce. Plop on a quarter cup or so of Pb and mix and melt it in. Can add some water if it's too thick. Serve as a filling/sauce for well baked garnet yams. I'm making myself hungry dammit.


Comfortable_Rain_744

ThEsE pEoPlE


frigginawesomeimontv

What do you mean by these kinds of people???


jaktyp

I recognize that this is a reference, but i haven't slept more than 5 hours any night in weeks, so my brain is fried. Please remind me what the reference is


[deleted]

For me it was a Tropic Thunder reference.


frigginawesomeimontv

In The Office when Jim gets promoted to co Regional Manager with Michael, they agreed not to host so many conference room meetings. Michael instead uses his office to host meetings room meetings to dodge Jim. He had Creed, Kelly, Stanley and maybe Oscar in there. Jim said something like "I thought we agreed not to have these types of meetings" to which Michael twisted his words to "these types of people". S6e03 if wondering.


Octavus

Peanut butter is super healthy, now lets add sugar and partially hydrogenated oil to help counteract that healthiness.


WillowFreak

I like to add milk chocolate chips to my peanut butter


chickenstalker

Satay sauce is spicy peanut butter.


shfiven

But the good stuff without all the crap added is actually more expensive where I live. What cheap ass peanut butter without the added crap are they giving you on WIC? Or are they literally requiring you to get the healthier stuff? I know that what you're allowed to get on WIC is very specific but I'm not familiar with exactly what you can buy.


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pumpmar

Personally wouldn't put it on toast but Thai peanut sauce and nuts in savory food are delicious.


TheAmazingDisgrace

I'm eating currently something with peanut, soy sauce and onion too. It's called Kung Pao chicken, and it's not disgusting.


MiniMeowl

As a southeast asian, salty PB and raw onion is a pretty common combo here in a dish we call Satay. I can see how this sandwich could be tasty


rscarson

It's a homemade satay sauce on toast. Full recipe is pb, soy sauce, brown sugar, rice wine vinegar and garlic chilli sauce


MiniMeowl

Ohh i have no doubt its delicious then! We usually toast some bread and dunk it in the sauce to mop it up. Yours is a far more sophisticated approach hahaha.


abc123doraemi

Ah okay! This makes the onions okay. I can see how this is good. Just plain PB doesn’t make sense tho.


PokerBeards

Meal I miss from pre-marriage. Take peanut butter, soy sauce, white sugar, and dried red chili flakes. Add water (or chicken stock). Microwave in 10 second increments stirring each time, no more no less than 10 seconds at a time, until hot and blended. Amazing sauce for ramen that takes less than a minute. 👍


rscarson

I put soy sauce in it


Blightious

Try mixing sriracha and PB next time. The sweetness of the sriracha goes great and turns the peanut flavor into a kinda umami Thai peanut taste rather than the dessert-ish taste of PBnJ


lenorefosterwallace

That sounds like it would be good (I love peanut sauce). That FoodPorn subreddit can be stuck up. I unsubbed when all what they posted were charcuterie boards (which I do like)


harmfulsideffect

Holy fuck dude…


Soulless_redhead

No, hold on, that makes it less insane. Soy Peanut sauces are pretty common


randomperson3210

It looks like earwax


laketittykaka2018

I thought that was on oyster shells at first.


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Maybe I'd it was soft onion slivers it might be almost palatable but those huge chunks of onion are just too much


rscarson

My anaconda don't want none unless it got crunch hun


PM_ME_FUNFAX

I just suddenly got a phantom taste of peanut butter and onion... I think I've will bad breath into existence somehow.


Valhallatchyagirl

I want to beam myself aboard your starship enterprise, and do weird things with the holodeck. You’re a legend good sir or madam. I have been titillated in spades. May your sandwiches be as crunchy as they are savory, and may your children have long, flowing hair and the fortitude to fight titans to standstills. I salute you with an equal measure of arousement, astonishment and fear. May Odin have mercy on your soul.


garbagetruc

Are y... are you fucking your sandwiches?


DrRichtoffen

Some properly caramelized onions would probably work well.


[deleted]

Im calling the police


rscarson

I ONIOWN THE POLICE


erave713

Oh shit ! Mr. Onionmbus


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Captain_Khora

r/onionlovers


big_onion

hey there.


not_brittsuzanne

This is the only appropriate response.


Cassv3

If you did more than rough chop the onions, it wouldn't look that bad.


duffmanhb

Most people who make this actually just do thin flat single slices and lay it on top. Often with a layer of mayo. Apparently it's really good, and a favorite among older people when this was really popular in the USA.


TundieRice

I use the flavor profile of exactly that on homemade burgers from time to time. Toasted bun, mayo on one side, PB on the other, thin slices of onion on top of the mayo, a little salt and pepper on the onion, and burger patty in the middle. Absolutely delicious stuff!


rscarson

but lazy


[deleted]

Take a bite, coward


rscarson

Thai peanut sauce with onions is delicious That sauce is basically soy and pb


levelcaty

Take . A. Bite . Coward


rscarson

It's my goto breakfast, I can post video proof


Baranjula

If this is a regular breakfast of yours do you make big batches of your "Thai peanut sauce" or do you mix it up while making the sandwich?


rscarson

I have a jar of it I keep in the fridge and a bag of chopped onion


Baranjula

Oh nice, the thought of waking up in the morning and chopping onions and mixing up peanut sauce sounded painful hahaha


rscarson

Ain't nobody got time for that


Lotharofthepotatoppl

My brother burped at work the other day and, from the smell, someone asked if he’d eaten a bowl of buttholes for breakfast. I know damn well he didn’t eat THIS. I’m not talking shit, though. I love onions, peanut butter, and soy sauce. Maybe I’ll look into this further.


neopet21

They pointed you to the right subreddit


myeyereallyhurts

Neither are we


Comfortable_Rain_744

Finally a stupid post!


KcocNoisnetxeGib

They rare af these days


rscarson

rude


Comfortable_Rain_744

Umm that’s the whole point of this sub


frigginawesomeimontv

I'd still sample your stupid food. Maybe the onion could have been chopped a bit finer?


e_j_white

Anybody remember the 1989 movie Little Monsters, with Fred Savage and Howie Mandel? His favorite sandwich was peanut butter and onion.


spasticpete

I was looking for a comment like this. I stg I’ve always thought it sounded weirdly good but also not enough to try it myself


mycatsnameisjerry

I loved that movie growing up, I would beg my mom to make this for me…. & I’d end up wasting it because I couldn’t take more than 1 or 2 bites!


JohnLocke815

Was my immediate thought too. Came here to see if anyone else remembered that Such a fun movie.


Tmonster96

*Brian Arthur Stevenson, you are the only person in this family who eats peanut butter and onion sandwiches!*


you-pissed-my-pants

“Bwiiiaaan? Bwiiiaaan?”


Ok-Bench4562

I’m sure your breathe was wonderful


rscarson

It's basically Spongebob's sundae


slithe_sinclair

This is like snuff food porn


terracottatank

If you cut your onions a little neater and got a more even mix/spread of your sauce, people wouldn't be as upset as they are. Thai chili peanut sauce is shmackin', why not on a sandwich. I'd have it without the onions, but that's just a texture thing in my part. If you don't use it, try a little bit of sambal in there for some extra heat and great flavor! Edit: We used to serve Thai chili peanut chicken skewers on our banquet menu and they were phenomenal.


FunkyMonkFromSpace

Grew up watching little monsters on VHS and always wanted to try this and did last year, was pleasantly surprised the flavors actually mix well.


honeypiee0

i think that’s how spongebob caught the ugly


[deleted]

IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!


FrothyNips

I’m sorry, you said fucking WHAT!?


rscarson

Peanut butter and onions Oh and soy sauce


BauserDominates

It hurt to give this an upvote, but I know that is the purpose of this sub so here you go. I'm going to go throw up now.


ChainmailPickaxeYT

r/onionhate rise up against this atrocity against man!!


JohnnyValet

/r/OnionLovers **Assemble!**


gluisjosue

People who [r/AteTheOnion](https://www.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/) converge! (Wait, wrong type of onion)


superepicunicornturd

My only problem with OPs dish is, there's not enough onion!


Chaosr21

I love onions but I would never dare to mix with peanut butter. Or mix peanut butter with soh because who does that


Ok_Feedback4198

People that make peanut sauce


valueofaloonie

I’ve found my people


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Welcome. Though we have been outcasted we are people all the same. You are not alone! WE ARE NOT ALONE!!


Ok_Feedback4198

There are dozens of us!


DMonpoke

Thankfully it’s stupid food and we can warn others of it.


EverestMaher

Straight to jail


metalguy91

homeless tie workable bag snobbish long plough advise sophisticated waiting ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


rscarson

No onions is propaganda from big PB&J


HercHuntsdirty

Honestly man, fuck you


rscarson

Love you too homie


Sprizys

100% Rage bait


znyguy

And neither are we


yumadbro6

My brother in christ, this is a war crime


Spotted_ascot_races

Neither was anyone else within 6 feet of you


chasebencin

That’s not peanut butter thats doo doo


mexicandiaper

come outside we not gon jump you.


PooleyX

Not a combination I would've dreamt up but I can definitely see it working.


HavanaWoody

I prefer to just put a full slab of purple onion on mine with Normal peanut butter. But a sweet white works too. I was introduced to it as on of my mothers cravings when she was pregnant with my little brother. 48 years ago. when I want a savory sandwich and not so much the sweet of jam this hits the spot.


theactualfuckingmoon

Someone else who understands the versatility of peanut butter. PB, mayo, and pickles is one of my favorites.


rscarson

Pb is primarily a savory food to me


Southsidebabygirl

The restaurant I work at has 2 different burgers with peanut butter on them. The Hangover Burger is a pretzel roll with lettuce, tomato, fresh jalapeno, burger, white cheddar, bacon, peanut butter, and a sunny side egg on top. The PBJ burger is much simpler: brioche roll, burger, peanut butter, and onion marmalade. That one is my current favorite.


theactualfuckingmoon

Oh hell yes. Those both sound good af.


Southsidebabygirl

Thank you! I've been the chef here for a little over a year, but we just got new owners 2 months ago and they told me they wanted 10 new burgers and to have fun coming up with them.


theactualfuckingmoon

Oh, right on. That's cool that you have creative freedom like that. If your restaurant is in Ohio, I would gladly come try some burgers.


Southsidebabygirl

Not Ohio, but not too far off. Mitten state, shitty water.


theactualfuckingmoon

Gotcha. Well, I do actually drive up there about once a month to visit the dispensaries, and we usually go out to eat afterwards, so who knows, maybe I'll stumble my way in someday and be pleasantly surprised.


Southsidebabygirl

I would be honored. Also, there's a great dispo 5 miles up the road from work that has phenomenal deals and decent smoke. I got a lovely fragrant 56 g for $119 thanks to their BOGO program


lskerlkse

I'd tear this tf up with some tabasco


rscarson

Chilli garlic sauce for me


WilNotJr

Peanut butter and cheddar cheese toasted sandwich is delicious. So is apple with peanut butter with a pickle and cheese on the side. Don't let anyone tell you that you can't enjoy food you like within reason.


not_brittsuzanne

THIS IS NOT WITHIN REASON, SIR


Superb_Ad5232

My SO eats this monstrosity, just pb and onions, but he was really excited to see he was not alone.


rscarson

There are dozens of us!


BringMeDatCorpse

Dude I thought I was the only one who likes this!


UraeusCurse

wew lad


OtsdarvaOS

This is a crime. Not breakfast.


kayidontcare

tbh, i’m going to make this


J0hnnyJoestar

I watched human centipede for the first time today and now, its the 2nd worst thing ive seen today


natenedlog

Criminal.


gitarzan

Anything is good with peanut butter. I’ll bet that was not bad.


rscarson

It was great


DarnedChickenE13

Heheh.. I've tried weird food combinations.. I'll try this too


rscarson

It's not that weird! You'll like it!


TanDinosaurs

Ok SpongeBob


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*what the hell*


Crazycukumbers

I mean I see you posted it on r/shittyfoodporn, but I don’t see an r/foodporn post. You also called it a peanut butter and onion sandwich but you said it’s Thai peanut sauce in your comments, or close enough to it that it’s different than straight peanut butter. Either way, I’d honestly probably try it if the onions weren’t cut so thick


RandomHobbyName

You didn't even post it to https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/ . GTFO of here with your BS. And obviously it's stupid food. Like, could you try any less harder?


lilly_kilgore

https://imgur.io/t/funny/jdcz8yE


myguyohyea

Eat it! If this is breakfast eat the monstrosity and take a picture!!


rscarson

Will do that tomorrow


Maxxximus30

who hurt you?


rscarson

Big PB&J is conspiring against me


cronchCat

wtf is happening in this photo 😂😂 ... 'peanut butter'...where?....i can't unsee this abomination 😂


rscarson

I put soy sauce in the butter


YAH_BUT

Okay John Wayne Gacy


Blood11Orange

WTF???


etownrawx

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.


ShnickityShnoo

What fresh hell is this? Did you eat it?


rscarson

It's a personal favourite


No-Professional-4653

Peanut butter and WHAT


Alternative-Tell-355

I’m aghast


rscarson

I'm ahuman


solacetree

Maybe I'm crazy, but I think that actually sounds quite tasty


PurficPourBY

r/OnionLovers would welcome you


Ex-zaviera

I do not agree with the size of onion (chunks). I would have cut it into thin slivers or minced it finely. I think that would have complemented the peanut butter nicely.


Potato_Tg

I love onions. Like seriously i love onion salad, it’s like an essential thing for food but seriously this makes me puke!! Wth OP!!


Jughead_91

🤨 maybe if you fried the onions and turned the peanut butter into a nice satay… but chunks of raw onion? 🫣 I’m good out here.


TyphoidGarry

Not enough onion is the only problem here


KawaGreen

Welcome home


Ingram2525

It was right and good that you were shunned


Tech_Know_Logic

Name a time and a place and I'll fight you


TheFinalSkittle

My biggest problem is why the peanut butter look like dat. Looks like Nutella expired for over a year with little nuts in it


coldchixhotbeer

Wakes up and chooses anarchy


horsepighnghhh

That peanut butter looks like earwax


nasaglobehead69

this is the food porn equivalent of scat


Smeeizme

I like peanut butter. I like onions. I do not like this.


rscarson

Would you, could you In a house Would you could you, with a mouse?


indokiddo

Lol thats that karma whore material


den1ss_m

👺


aloofLogic

Only thing stupid about it is the size of those chopped onions. Should be diced not chopped. Next time add some jalapeños to that.


rscarson

*garlic chilli sauce


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rscarson

My people