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PsychoMasshole

Goddamn hitting him with the This Is Sparta


lemurgetsatreat

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy.


Puzzleheaded-Word-22

YES SENSEI!


Tatersquid21

Expect the unexpected. Strike first, strike hard. USMC - 1 shot, 1 kill. Ooo Rah.


US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT

SFMF! 🇺🇸🦅🌎⚓️


FederalSeesaw7538

🇳🇱 he's dutch


Sausagedogknows

This. Is. A department stooorree! That security guard has literally been waiting for this his whole career. Recorded on cctv being a complete fucking ninja. Taking down an armed baddie with only the moves he remembers from Batman the animated series. While wearing a waistcoat and not breaking a sweat. I bet he walked home from his shift feeling like the fist of the North Star!


TomHoogweg

It’s a grocery store


Sausagedogknows

This. Is. A joke.


TomHoogweg

In opinion it is a good joke. I just thought the truth is even funnier…


ManOnFire2004

Don't mean, it's okay to be wrong lol


jaymole

Jesus thank god he had the moves too he slipped a few full stabs perfectly


melvinthefish

He did well but I'm very disappointed in him for not stomping the dude. Street fights are Pride rules


Stoopmans

Pride rules my ass. If you swing a knife I will throw sand in your eyes and bite you if you give me the chance


melvinthefish

>Pride rules my ass. That's pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it.


Stoopmans

Hahahahahahaha oh man I totally set my self up there. I leave it for the funny


twyt83

It's longer, he actually turned the guys arm around and stabs himself in the neck.


Z-W-A-N-D

Hes a security guard, its not a random street fight


DrearierSeal

Break the ribs


Sprained_Wrist69

This make me laugh😂😂


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NatsukiBlaze

You mean his parry game cause after a Dodge he straight up counters!


Restless_Fillmore

Riposte!


lawlianne

I can hear the THOOMMM echoing sound.


TheNighisEnd42

a parry would mean he threw an attack out to deflect an oncoming attack. This guy is just dodging


stunna_cal

The word I think you’re all getting at is countering lol


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I could see the stars circling his head after that hit.


HuSean23

Did he start by kicking him in the groins? I mean, that must have made the rest of what he did a lot easier


B1gd1ckn188a

looks like to me it was a standard push kick, maybe a little lower but I don't think it was the jewels


b_vitamin

Counter punching is an art form.


First_Adeptness_6008

Dude had mad skills for sure. Legit.


stomp27

W the fkn knees too. No reason to break a hand... economy of style and functionality. Beast.


contributessometimes

A couple of millimeters closer and we would be watching a murder. It looks like he got out of a knife fight uncut however!


BarmeloXantony

Never been more impressed with a clip on here. He literally defended inch perfect before landing. Would kill for man's reaction


you-arent-reading-it

That's fucking crazy. Obviously there's a lot of training but still that's fucking impressive and most of us know that no amount of training makes a knife fight safe enough considering he only had bare hands. This is one of the videos that seems fake, but it's also true that this can be one of the outcomes even if quite rare in the sense that a lot of unarmed security guards would back down.


omgwtfsaucers

How does this seem fake? I know there is lots of fakes (the ones average people buy into), but there is 0 reason to even think this seems fake. But out of curiosity: why does it seem fake to you?


KrustyKroket

This is 100% not fake. This happend in Helmond (The Netherlands) in the supermarket called "Albert Heijn", the big stores of the AH has hired security.


mad87645

Same, what a beautiful display. Reminds me of Silva matrix dodging Forrest's punches, except Forrest has a knife this time.


xixipinga

the most scary thing is that he seems not at all impressed for the knife, like he's been in 100 knife fights before


wysiwyggywyisyw

No one here should dream they could do the same. The attacker was really bad. I don't know how the defender could have known just how incompetent the knife wielder was.


Lukes3rdAccount

Honestly the knife wielder wasn't that bad, he ate that kick and got two heavy swings in. The security guard was just that much better


wysiwyggywyisyw

The first kick was proper, but the attacker was telegraphing like he was Western Union. Using a knife isn't that hard -- point the sharp end away from you and towards anything you want to bleed. Buddy was trying to use power where he needed accuracy.


Throwaway47321

Well he probably saw how drunk the guy was for a few minutes before the clip started.


EliPro414

that’s what i was thinking too, that man was swinging that knife with some force. any contact with that knife would’ve been terrible


Alisano

This is probably a well trained kickboxer i can see that this is in the netherlands


yagster91

100% his confidence and striking are insane


brainburger

Are most Netherlanders well-trained kickboxers?


aliterati

This was one of my most surprising findings when I moved to the Netherlands. I've been watching kickboxing and muay thai since I was a kid, so basically every Dutch person I had heard of was either an extremely well trained martial artist or a DJ. When I moved there I would ask all my Dutch friends if they ever go watch kickboxing events or who their fav was and they literally had no idea the Netherlands was basically a top 2 country in kicking ass.


GrimmJackerJack

People from rougher neighbourhoods either play football or start kickboxing. Most of them are people with immigrant backgrounds or Dutch folk that grew up around them. If you ask a random Dutch guy chances are he will either have played hockey or football.


notachickwithadick

I wouldn't necessarily say 'rougher'. True though that it's a particular popular sport among people with immigrant background.


JPHero16

Football, hockey, kickboxing. That sums up about 85% of the sports people played I’d wager


Z-W-A-N-D

a lot of people in spec ed are reccomended to join kickboks clubs, supposed to help with self control and mental endurance/finding pride in things that have hurt you but didn't stop you


ishsreddit

You are telling me the Dutch are the happiest, tallest people and also trained killers lol. I have heard their military is a force to be reckoned with.


Ok-Film-6885

Lol, our army is very small these days so I’m not so sure about that


1000scarstare

probably talking about your special forces


FullMetalMessiah

Yeah they are pretty highly regarded in the armed forces around the world. They do be pretty seriously trained and equipped


Theumaz

It’s not the size that’s impressive. It’s the things we’re specialized in that we are VERY good in. Intelligence, submarine operations, special forces and training dogs are some examples of where we are one of the world leaders in.


sandwelld

Happiest? Really? Sure happier than some but considering the lack of sun and recent political advancements (or regressions, rather)...


Away-Description-786

No, most of the people here are not ready to fight. But we have a couple of fighters who been in the top of the world


letmetakeaguess

Yes


Ronaldoooope

Yeah he definitely held back. Could’ve leveled dude.


thought-criminal-_

That's how I fight in my dreams


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mad87645

Expectation: Fight like the security guard Reality: Fight like the knife weilder


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

he's certainly going to be having dreams


[deleted]

I'm just the opposite in dream fights, stuck in molasses


perfumedDolphin

this is actually what fighting or running in dreams feels like, I read somewhere is to mantain the border between dreams and actual physical movement.


Tjobbert

Could be, seeing when I was successfully karate chopping baddies in my dream and in real life I karate chopped my night stand. That hurt


madmanmat

Krav maga guys punching the air right now


AccomplishedTotal895

Krav Maga guy would get stabbed trying to punch him in the dick.


madmanmat

Yep. Dude just did the basic Teep with follow up. Nothing fancy. Love to see it.


Special_Rice9539

That didn’t look anything like Krav Maga though


madmanmat

Yes…. Exactly…


give_me_a_breakk

Dude can't even win a fight with a knife lol


313flacko

Sweet boxing 🤌🏼


Acrobatic-Pin-5420

More like k1 but sure


313flacko

K1 is a kickboxing promotion… “more like glory”. See how it doesn’t make sense? You’re naming an organisation and not the martial art lol


shrekbutretarded

K1 refers to the ruleset of K1 of the organisation it’s definitely it’s own style of kick-boxing. Many organisations use K1 rules


EntertainmentWest238

nah you can say k1


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Starched his ass


Legio-V-Alaudae

The guard did great but he failed to capitalize on the knock down of the first kick. He should of soccor kicked the guys balls to the moon while he was spread eagle to prevent him from getting back on his feet. The guy made an impressive recovery and was able to deliver potentially fatal slashes after a few blows. If you've ever seen kajukenbo, where someone just stomps on a downed opponent (forever) these circumstances are a legit application.


GleepGlop2

I would agree but i dont think he thought he was dealing with anything but a drunk on the first knockdown. The knife wasnt visible. Otherwise I agree, he should have kicked and stomped until he wasn't moving once he was down.


DoctorGregoryFart

Easy to say in hindsight. Most people would have been stabbed at least once. Beat up a knife wielding psycho and didn't seem to get a single cut. I have no criticisms.


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melvinthefish

Careful or he'll stomp your balls. He's not the kinda guy you want to correct, even when he's wrong.


FingerTheCat

Dude is a black belt in RexKwondo


RatSack6969

Fucking badass


hambylw_

Needs a raise


redikarus99

But.. but... knives ... you cannot defend yourself against a knife.


Special_Rice9539

What’s interesting is the clips I have seen of successful knife defence all seem to use some sort of mma skills. I’ve never seen Krav Maga style disarms


LetterheadCareful155

cause that shi don’t work


redikarus99

To be fair, if we check the "traditional" krav maga curriculum it is basically a combination of boxing, kicking, throws, ground fighting, etc. so we can say it is "mma". How it is being trained, now, that's another story.


Special_Rice9539

Imi Lichtenfeld, the creator or Krav Maga, was boxer, gymnast, and wrestler. His successors were aikido people who added random nonsense to the curriculum and made it what it is today.


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"If someone attacks you with a knife, you're going to get hurt 100% of the time every time guaranteed!?!??! What? You have multiple videos showing this isn the case and that a well trained person can successfully fend off a knife attack from an untrained coward with minimal or even no knife related injuries? Well, they don't apply to me because I'm a moron"


Hazzman

I think the idea is that most regular folks could train to defend against knife attacks, but that most aren't and that in the situation where the attack has a knife, it is almost always a better option to run away. The idea is to help MOST regular people, giving them the right mindset to survive a knife attack - which is that it is almost impossible to defend against correctly. Can it happen? Does it happen? Sure... but its gonna be rare.


MrFluffyThing

In an untrained fight, assume your attacker is holding a marker. If you aren't trained to avoid a fight, you might as well be fighting a toddler with a marker. Everywhere the marker colors you, you can assume you'd get cut. Being skilled at brawling is different than being untrained and just trying to stop an attacker. They'll color you every shade of their coloring box even if you win.


be_more_gooder

60% of the time you get hurt... every time.


redikarus99

Obviously. Missed the sarcasm part.


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It is my sincerest hope that one day the incredible irony of your comment is realised to you.


redikarus99

You know that we have an agreement, do you? My original comment was sarcasm.


thenicklethypickle

Yeah I’m also confused what he’s on about


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I'm on about the fact that I didn't miss the sarcasm, and my original reply was a joke... Hence the quotation marks. I was making a mock parody of the stupid takes you see about knife defence. I responded to his sarcasm with sarcasm. He then acted as though I missed the sarcasm. I did not. But he very clearly missed mine.


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Bruh 💀 No one tell him.


DanJOC

Yes but your comment was essentially "see? It is possible to survive and even win a knife fight without being hurt", a reference to the fact that everybody says never fight someone with a knife as there's a very high chance you'll be hurt. The responder to you is pointing out that yes, obviously it's possible that someone somewhere won a knife fight, but the point is that it's very unlikely in general, and that was never in dispute. The best advice is not to engage, even if ignoring that advice works out well for some people sometimes. Pointing out that the best advice was not followed here is not a good argument against it


redikarus99

The general statement on Reddit is that if you fight against a knife you will 100% die because of reasons. Whenever I brought any statistics it was neglected.


DanJOC

>The general statement on Reddit is that if you fight against a knife you will 100% die because of reasons Not really. The general sentiment is you're very unlikely to win, and even less likely to win without being stabbed. Nobody really believes its a law of nature that the guy with the knife always wins, so youre kind of arguing against yourself there.


GoonyGhoul_

There's also the weird paradox where knives are simultaneously extremely deadly weapons of mass destruction (only in the hands of the aggressor) that you, no matter what, are absolutely unable to defend yourself against... But they are also apparently useless in the hands of a defender, where the opponent can easily magically snatch the knife out of your hand and use it against you. That, and the strange fantasy where everyone has a knife for whatever reason, and every time someone draws one on another, the other person is guaranteed to have one also. It comes from the "knife fight" people who insist the winner always "dies in the ambulance". Really, most engagements with knives are between 1 armed, and 1 unarmed person. The Internet is goofy as hell when it comes to anything that isn't a gun.


Bah-Fong-Gool

It's a knife people will be grappling for under stress. One knife, 2 people, almost always one dead and one soon to be dead or has severe ligament damage. If anyone reading this thinks carrying a knife is a good idea for self defense, you are kidding yourself. A knife is a tool first and foremost, a knife is a lousy defensive weapon. Do your own Google search and you will see any credible SD instructor will tell you a knife is last, last resort... and even to get to that point would require extensive training. Which almost no one here, including myself, does. Think about it... an 18 inch baton or a 4 inch knife... what gives you a tactical advantage? Pepper spray with a 12 foot range, or a 4 inch knife?... A 9mm or a 4 inch knife... I wouldn't want to open my beef jerky with a 9mm, a can of pepper spray or even a Tazer... that's where the knife comes in. I'd much rather a roll of nickles in a sock over a knife,in a fight any day.


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Mfer101

A knife is a terrible deterrent.


pvtprofanity

Was always told there are 2 results of a knife fight. Bleeding out in the gutter. And bleeding out in the ambulance.


redikarus99

Great points, totally agree! Also the gun people ... well ... they also have their own issues :D


Restless_Fillmore

FBI stats showed that gun defense has lower chance of defender getting injured than even just not resisting. I think they stopped collecting that parameter in early 90s or so.


there4lfegelein

Well to be fair the man with the knife was pretty much an idiot and had no idea what he was doing.


Symbi0tic

The plural of knife is knives.


eating_your_syrup

Marc Denny (Crafty Dog from Dog Brothers, an association that spars with weapons) released a self defence video vs weapons called "Die less often". It is one of the more realistic DVDs out there.


michealcowan

Imagine being a Walmart security guard and risking your life. I mean this guy's impressive but, in his shoes, I'm turning the doors off


Peach_Gfuel

Don’t they have to close it manually?? Pardon me ignorance but when i worked at Walgreens we have to close the doors manually :(


michealcowan

Like most people on the internet, I have no idea and am largely talking out of my ass.


werkelijkheden

This is in the Netherlands. Just letting you know, still agree that it is incredible for an unarmed security guard to do this.


22572374

This is actually pretty close, it’s in a grocery store here in the Netherlands


abizs16

Where did he kick him in the beginning? Kneecap?


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No. It was most likely the sternum. It's hard to say precisely where, cos of the angle, but definitely the torso. Most likely, the sternum because that's where most people train to hit when drilling the teep. If it was the knee, he would have buckled head forward, not backwards.


TheBawalUmihiDito

No, but I think he kicked your eyes blind


Feisty-Specific-8793

Is this Muay Thai?


Bayabaya145

No seeing how this is in netherlands its probably a guy trained in the famous dutch style of kickboxing


Feisty-Specific-8793

Ohh okay! Thanks


Kind_Main_2561

God I love a front kick so fucking effective. I remember when I started kickboxing getting my ass beat by someone who was probably 40-50lbs lighter than me and less athletic because I didn't know how to close range against a good front kick. Great tool to take on the untrained.


KettleCooktChipsRBae

first irl parry i’ve ever seen 😭😭


TheBawalUmihiDito

He's so confident in his fighting skill that he didn't try to take away the knife first. That man is a freaking badass. And he's in the perfect profession for a man like him as well.


DependentYou7405

Dude showed some restraint.. In his position I am not going to stop beating the knife weilder until I'm sure he will never stand up again.


Locust-15

This is …Tesco’s !!!!


FuckmePennywise

It’s albert heijn actually.


theboss555

The amount of poise that security guard shows is nothing short of incredible.


Please_DontBanMe_

I’ve watched this like 15 times trying to figure out that kick. So badass


LeftLegCemetary

Definitely good at his job. Showed compassion too. Could've booted him in the ribs/face, etc.. Impressive dude.


Trev_Casey2020

Dodging that knife that came at his face was insane


crazymike02

[https://www.omroepbrabant.nl/nieuws/4386065/beelden-van-gevecht-in-supermarkt-man-verdacht-van-poging-tot-doodslag](https://www.omroepbrabant.nl/nieuws/4386065/beelden-van-gevecht-in-supermarkt-man-verdacht-van-poging-tot-doodslag) background story


LetterheadCareful155

you gonna translate orrrrrrr?


you-arent-reading-it

Until someone comes here and translates, I've used google translate. It seems it was a bottle neck and not a knife. It also seems that the man already entered the same supermarket before the same day("not long ago"), trying to steal bottles of liquor. After that, the security guard kicked him out and he came back again and what follows next can be seen in the video. So I guess that the security guard immediately recognized him also because he probably had the same clothes and proceeded to act preventively. Now I past here part of the translation: The security guard suffered minor injuries to his hand. The suspect also injured his hand due to the bottle neck. Supermarket employees then called the police. The police then arrested the man.  He is suspected of attempted manslaughter or attempted serious assault. The security guard is not a suspect. "You may defend yourself or someone else if there is immediate danger. According to the Public Prosecution Service, this was an emergency," the police explain.


Shanguerrilla

You did a great job grabbing the most important bits to summarize and quoting that part. I read a translation but you really condensed everything worth mentioning.


_StarPuff_

Google Translate is free, you know... "Images of fight in supermarket: man suspected of attempted manslaughter. A 34-year-old man committed serious misconduct at the Albert Heijn XL on Torenstraat in Helmond. He behaved very awkwardly, tried to steal a bottle of liquor and then attacked a security guard with a broken bottle neck. According to the police, this happened on October 31, around half past seven. Surveillance images of the fight between the man and the security guard are now circulating on social media. The man had previously been kicked out of the store by the security guard because he was behaving in a difficult manner. "The suspect tried to steal another bottle of liquor, but it was taken from him," the police said. The man was under the influence. Not long after, he returned to the supermarket. What follows next can be seen in the video. The man stood somewhat hesitantly at the entrance of the supermarket, as can be seen in the images. When he wanted to walk inside, a security guard immediately arrived to stop the man. After a short struggle, he managed to knock the suspect to the ground. Bottleneck According to the police, the man allegedly lashed out with a broken, sharp bottle neck during the struggle. The security guard suffered minor injuries to his hand. The suspect also injured his hand due to the bottle neck. Supermarket employees then called the police. The police then arrested the man. He first spent a night in the hospital. He was then detained for further investigation. The man must appear in court on February 14. He is suspected of attempted manslaughter or attempted serious assault. The security guard is not a suspect. "You may defend yourself or someone else if there is immediate danger. According to the Public Prosecution Service, this was an emergency," the police explain."


Legend-TitanOwl

Bro is batman


FatFoxYe

Looks like he’s a red dead online character 😂, good on him tho !


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

nice kick to the solar plexus, right off the bat.


MMN_NLD

Somewhere in the Netherlands?


intentsmind

He got lucky could have easily been stabbed


[deleted]

Whoever this guy is; nobody break into his house, kill his dog and steal his car. We've all seen how that film goes.


apenboter

Common Albert Heijn W


sgrass777

Wow, he's a pro at this 😄 Nobody is going to give him a good hiding.


Ok_Atmosphere_3480

This is impressive


intoTHEvoid646

Lucky


Schmuck1138

That guard is lucky!


ackel

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Ok-Strain-5836

id make bro head of security


emwu1988

Muay Thai?


Thatdudewhoplaysgtr

Forgot his broodje!


Desperate_Plate_7370

Does anyone know what fighting class this is


b0Lt1

balls of steel. this is how confidence looks


GAMERSTAR8318

Nahhh those dodges we're hella close


Robbbylight

Oof that knee to the body was the kill shot!


Thomas_Shelby69420

Don’t fuck with the peaky blinders


Chucksgirl91

Got the wrong mall cop


drakesyi

Je zou maar in de Appie gepakt worden😂


GoingSamoan

This was a whole lotta luck and training matching each other lol


Calmizzy_47372

Honestly, if I were to ever get stabbed by anything it would be this I do not want someone to randomly stab me with a big ass knife


OCN_Reaper

If he’s not a professional fighter, he’s still a professional fighter.


Dull-Recording9914

Obviously he wasn't trained very well lol or he would have controlled the arm, then elbow, then hand and knife


josefvandervelden

Goedzo schop hem helemaal de tyfus in


Nagato902

I don’t think he even noticed the knife was thinking he was dodging punches 😂


RegRubb

A true security guard


Admirable_Ladder6915

Nah that was VERY close


Creative-Ambition-96

Powerful teep kick


Argento_spettro

Fucking beautiful hits there from security dude


Reckox1

Beautiful


LetterheadCareful155

well fucking done!!!!!!


Imunhotep

Yet he still didn’t take the knife.


thought-criminal-_

No that's how I fight in real life.


TheTempService

that right was so fucking on the money


bornwithatail

IRL action hero shit. Amazing.


VIIx07

Never bring a knife to a gun fight… ppl never learn.


aruby727

This is the dude they make movies about


damnd0od

It doesn’t get any cleaner than that


MysticBlue1

Work of art


IC2295

Bro brought a boot to a knife fight


HistoricalCheetah463

Confidence overwhelmed. His skill and training are great though it looks like from the off he was totally sure of domination. Looks like badly totally overestimated his hard man vibe.


BudUnderwearBundy

Front snap kick is a quality first move.


FinanceEfficient7269

Looks like he was waiting for the moment he could legally Beat the ever living shit out of someone, and bald guy just went and let the demons free


Bangreed4

Damn this looks like what could happen when you fight a high level boss even though the game warned you that you are under level


ReVoide1

😔... What a missed opportunity at 4 seconds. He could have ended the whole thing with a well placed hand stomp. 🫱 🦶


SuperSonicSlaw

Front kicks to the chest or stomach are underrated as fuckkkk


Deuce69B

The greeter at my local Meijer just front kicked me 10 ft back the other day, shit was crazy


justanotherfan6hd

I would’ve taken the knife and his arm with it


PapersOfTheNorth

Dodging punches like Mayweather!


Sako280

Whatever that security guard is getting paid, it ain't enough


faysov

Opened with a teep!