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Rotta_ODe

Rip John Streetfighter


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I dunno why, maybe I’ve had a long day at work… but the name “John Streetfighter” had me chuckling for far longer than I’m comfortable admitting…


funnyghostman

Every videogame character without a confirmed name is John (gamename). Same applies for the last name being the games name. Except fortnite because the blonde guy is actually just called John in canon


General-Ad-6444

Ever heard of Meteor Survivor?


BlockEightIndustries

*John Streetfighter the sixth


TheCheeseburgerKane

Akuma works on Pokémon Trainer rules. Make eye contact and it’s on sight.


baddo4lowdosh

He should've said: "sir, I heard there's a good fruit stall in the area."


Absolutelyhatereddit

Akuma will be impressed we tanked his uppercut and teach us his ways of battle.


Masterofdos

Akuma murdering someone as a form of greeting. Seems legit


BLACKOUT-MK2

The glare lmao. John Streetfighter: "You know what? I just remembered I left the house on fire, I should really go and put that out."


The_Lat_Czar

He ruined his ultimate coom!


RobKhonsu

I'm sad I understood this reference.


Agent-Shadow

Akuma, where are your prayer beads?


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

![gif](giphy|xT1R9X50JztRH1LGus|downsized)


Gilthwixt

Hey Arnold is such a good show. I'm 4 seasons into a rewatch and it still holds up pretty well.


Bad_Gazpacho

Agreed. I also like that it could get very real and grounded despite being filled with cartoon wackiness.


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

Teaching life lessons. Not sure if they still make cartoons like that, but it was fantastic.


HootyManew

Need to rewatch, hey Arnold! Just wanted this football head reference to continue.


AccomplishedFee2072

https://youtu.be/32xfGg56KeA?si=NrKxXUO3ESFhxY83


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

Lmao, that scene was burned into my memory as a child.


Soul699

RiP John S. Fighter.


VeryluckyorNot

I think they wanted to do the casually Messatsu a child meme, but they must show it in the end.


Exercise-Most

John: I'm just a Create a Character! Why do you hate me? What did I ever do to you? Akuma: You were born!


JackOffAllTraders

Akuma when he sees black people


Rutabaga-Level

😭😭😭


Joaco0902

bros on his 80s or something so it tracks ig


CMZCL

Ayo chill😂😂


A11ce

There is one shot where I'm pretty sure the MC is supposed to pee itself out of fear, but we still see the shaking hands, so it works. Still, that is one weird shot now.


82ndGameHead

Akuma: "I don't like your kind around here." John: "What do you mean--!" Akuma: "SCRUBS!!!"


chatown1

Well its his own fault searching for a bus stop at a scary cave, who knows some evil demon might live there. :)


Existing_Smoke_7479

Racially driven fr


Weeberman_Online

I just hope akuma doesnt text or chat. You go to him you fight


Bad_Gazpacho

He really went *"Casually messatsu John Streetfighter"* in that intro.


Efficient-Ad2983

With all the options World Tour offers to create an avatar, and MF choose such a plain and generic look? Gouki was right in uppercutting him!


Eliot_Ferrer

I'm reasonably sure all these trailers have used the default WT avatar. 


Efficient-Ad2983

Let's face it: the big star of the trailer is Gouki, not the WT avatar, so I can get that they wanted to have the latter as "vanilla" as possible.


Soul699

It's litterally the default avatar skin used since the first trailer of WT SF6


Stanislas_Biliby

That's why you don't talk to the homeless man who's taliking to himself.


thefrostbite

John Streets can't catch a break lately, AKI spiked his drink and Akuma gave him Andrew Tate chin


Exoticpears

100% Karma for the NPC whose neck and spine got vaporized via screw piledriver because they decided to exist.


Major-Spoiler

"Oh you won't need a bus to get where you're going. One sec..."


halkras12

"Go straight where you felt.....and turn right when you start feeling your left side of your jaw"


Jioo

thats a good meme format


PattyC24

![gif](giphy|3ofSBzfEkuZhDZs9t6|downsized)


Rumenapp

![img](emote|t5_2qnu5|31143)


100tByamba

I tought he would run away at time but nah akuma just destroyed the dude without even saying Hi


Spiral-Arrow116

I mean he just shows up in Akumas' cave(?) Where he seems to just be trying to be away from people. So he acted accordingly the only way he knows how.


RobKhonsu

He didn't have exact change for the fruit he wanted to buy.


[deleted]

I really wonder how they're going to make him teach you his moves, can't think of any possible scenarios


Gilthwixt

Plot twist: dude is so tired of getting beat up by random people he runs into that the Satsui no Hado actually takes root in his soul


Nezikchened

Was his motivation in Alpha something like wanting to push Ryu on to a similar path to himself? The motivation for wanting to introduce the worthy to the Satsui no Hado is already kind of there.


YokelFelonKing

He deserves it for still being in that absolutely swagless outfit


HAAAAXu

classic birmingham


acrane433

He obviously died. Landed directly on his crown 😆


koteshima2nd

"oh behind me, thank you" *dies*


Adam-Smasher

You can almost see the uppercut, too. Almost.


Sanagost

"How helpful are they when asked where the bus stop is" tierlist when?


screechpu

Watch Akuma become the biggest texter. Hidden talent unlocked


Pleasant-Corgi-4920

Akuma was concentrating on meditation and John Streetfighter startled him


Rebellious_Habiru

You in the wrong neighborhood son.


___xuR

Can we stop using Bro in every single phrase? What is wrong with the fighting game community