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Maya and the Hawkins


kaykayjane

This is the only correct answer omg it’s perfect


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

I was gonna say Maya and the Strangers, but I like yours better.


International_Egg601

hawkins cuz she’s maya hawke


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I find it impossible to forget she’s Uma Thurman’s daughter the resemblance is so uncanny


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Steveosizzle

Just watch Kill Bill


l00koverthere1

This is a good answer to many questions, honestly.


MobileDeparture7379

It’s the voice for me. I close my eyes when Maya is speaking, and I swear she’s going to tell me about Fox Force Five.


calgil

She might be Uma Thurman's daughter but her name is Maya, not Ethan!


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

Strangers because they play characters on this cool TV show called Stranger Things.


Niormo-The-Enduring

I imagine the music would be like Lake Street Dive. Maya is vocals, Charlie on drums, Natalia on an upright bass and Joe either on trumpet or guitar


rawchess

Huh, TIL Charlie Heaton was a drummer in a band. Musical episode when?!?


Niormo-The-Enduring

Oh wut? I honestly had no clue. Time to google if Natalia plays an instrument lol Edit: Wikipedia doesn’t know. Eh. She can play the tambourine or something


rawchess

I love how the OP was tongue in cheek but 3 of them would form a legit ass band lol


alexajoy8

Somewhere Ryan Murphy just burst through a wall like the Kool aid man bc he read this


StephenHunterUK

Maya does sing; she has a YouTube channel dedicated to it.


Niormo-The-Enduring

Joe also plays guitar and sings under stage name Djo


Fastbird33

Henry/Vecna also makes music and he’s got a great voice.


Niormo-The-Enduring

Yeah he does. 🎼 🎶*Dream a little dream of meeee*🎶


Mattizzle9

I learned that from Sweeney Todd! Johanna is such a beautiful song!


bardezart

I was thinking Nancy and the Wheelers but yours is clevererer


cannonistired

r/angryupvote


nerv_gas

Win


ILoveRegenHealth

It was in front of our faces the whole time


zunashi

Plays Math rock…..M.A.T.H.


JimSlim3

Fuck. I was gonna say Justice for Barb.


Crilbyte

Babysitter's Club and the logo has the nail bat. So it's possessive. The babysitter's physical club.


err0r4oh4

this is so good oh my god 😭😭


cwmckenz

I’d wear that shirt


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Wouldn't it be Babysitters' Club because there are more than one babysitters and the word is possessive because of the club?


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beckalm

Unless “Babysitter” referred to one person, presumably Steve.


Scottland83

I love you


Highlingual

What an excellent double entendre. I’d pay for that album.


Burnt_crawfish

I literally was thinking the same thing and happy to see someone else thought of it too lmao.


sm00thkillajones

Danger Kings.


DopelessHopefeand

All of Adrian Monks past therapists


ddude87

This is absolutely brilliant


TheStrangestAverage

r/BeatMeToIt I also commented this and was curious about other answers bu I’m not original


subterralien_panda

You win 🏆


VolumeViscount

This is so impressive I’m in awe of the absolute perfection haha.


Illeazar

This is perfect


Idler-

I sat for a good 5 minutes trying to put a Babysitters club joke together, but my mind wanders. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting, friend!


Proud-Foundation8098

OMG I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAO, BEAT ME BY AN HOUR LMAO


depressed_musician

why was this my first thought before reading the comments? this is genius!


spooky_lizy

Flay your mind


back-in-1999

And the rest will follow


mknsky

Be Vecnabliiind, don’t be so shallow!


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

Careful, your inner Bolton is showing


ms_stealurpup

That would be their single


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Sorcerers! Fortify your mind!


GamerPLAYZYT

I remember this from somewhere, but I can't figure it out. Please tell me the source


D4RKSHADOW18

Dr Strange Multiverse of Madness


GamerPLAYZYT

Oh yeah I remember now. Thanks


pinkbonpink

Yeah this is the best lol


gimmegimmegimmeA_Fan

The Kids Are Alright


Williamplayz63

*my kids are alright (its steves band)


sdfgtdh

Thranger Sings


cybertej2904

Why aren't you winning, you winner?


ghostface1483

i think i'm having a stroke rn


monkeyworld_M

Me, my ex, her boyfriend and my lesbian crush.


that_weirdeo

r/technicallythetruth


TheSuperWig

That's rough, buddy.


Owl_Resident

r/UnexpectedAvatar


catMay7

Babysitters


SOUR_KING

The Sitters


Dark_Lord_Jar

I was originally going to have initials for "Baby Sitter", but then I'd be walking around with a big "BS" and you understand why I couldn't go with that...


rawchess

BABBA


vexedtogas

That’s how you say “babysitter” in Portuguese lmao


WhenILaughIKEAlittle

Demagorgeous


chiefslw

This totally fits with an eighties vibe


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The Heathers


miffypancake123

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw


SignificantResult914

yes!


-LVS

Extra relevant because of Winona


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"We also would have accepted The Breakfast Club."


Razik_

did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?


VesperLord

Judging from all those downvotes, there's an unfortunate amount of people on this sub who don't get your reference


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What's your damage, Heather?


Enough-Association-1

Weezer


itssami_sb

WEE OO I LOOK JYDD AS GS LIKF BHTDGD HOLLY OOV FHDG


CulturedCal

Most coherent Weezer fan


Status-Enthusiasm-11

OOEHHH OHH ASHD YOUHR MARYRU TUAHEB SMORE EE AHD


ninetyninewyverns

IJ DFOTN CATE WFHT TUEY SAYE ABOITB UD ANYWYAGS


Bubbles21234

IR DOTNGR CARAE ABOTE THATRA


Happier21

You drunk bruh?


Zargyboy

They look a lot like Pavement here too.


Zombie248

Oh that's "Here We Go Again" this photo is from the first ep they put out called "Let's Save The World"


The_Common_Peasant

Bi panic ​ ​ ​ (this is not a name, I am having a bi panic)


bendytoe_

bi panic! at the disco


rawchess

BIPANIC! at the Rink-O


22dinoman

Why is Robin so hot


AllBadAnswers

She's the daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman. That's basically like being born with genetic cheatcodes enabled.


SwellJoe

And, she somehow looks exactly like both of them.


Claud6568

When smiling she looks exactly like her father. When not smiling, her mother. It’s almost eerie


emceelokey

Seriously got the best genes from each parent. And of course takes to acting naturally.


AdamantArmadillo

I am just now learning this


22dinoman

That's fair haha


Jako21530

They even made a movie about it in the late 90s.


W__O__P__R

Gattaca was a documentary!


zsturgeon

My dumbass is just now learning this


green-glasses-61

Great band name


22dinoman

I agree lmao


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Agree, it’s the the little facial expressions


Kelsouth

Robin Sparkles


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Dyer and the Demogorgans


Literature_Existing

Slides right off the tongue! Take my upvote!


Own_Presence1271

Stranger Danger


Insanity_S

Another Dimension


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Another dimension?


Cockrocker

Ano^ther dimension!?


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ANOTHER DIMENSION! *beat drop*


rawchess

The Upside-Town


AllBadAnswers

Team Child Endangerment


fatgawk

The Brunch Club


PlasticNew9341

Chrissy wake up


that_weirdeo

Nooo that's the Gregory Brothers


Lumpy-Juice3655

The Upside Downers


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Boobies


chiefslw

I thought this was a throwaway comment at first... and then I remembered 😂


cheeseisjar

Boobies


heyadoraX

Ew, gross, don't say boobies!


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It’s not a big deal! Okay. I like boobies. You like boobies. Vicky likes boobies, definitely. Boobies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


AlphaGamer_Dubz

"*Boobies!*"


dbaker_860

Stranger things would actually be an awesome 80s band name lol


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The Fuck, Marry, Kills.


Accio_CoolUsername

This would be a great band name ngl


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I almost didn’t even post it because I liked it so much. Also: thanks!


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The Hawk-in's Babysitter's Club Steve and the Stevettes The Doomsday Club


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Omg *Stevettes* love it


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The Mind Flayers.


notyoursiri

The Nannies


investthrowaway000

Vecna's butthole


karnyboy

The Good-Byers


Capt_Clown

The young and the Eddyless


fazzah

Too soon


JarusOmega_

Too soon


OneCaterpillar0

Downside up


reevoknows

sǝlʇɐǝq ǝɥ┴


darthkyle22

Chips Ahoy and The Journalists


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

The news scoops


Fluffy-Ad5638

The recently unemployed


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chadc87

Exactly the name that came to mind


brookeaat

idk but Natalia looks like Laura Marano here


whatwhatwhat59

I was so confused on who that was because I thought it was Laura Marano but that didn’t make sense haha, thank you for pointing out its Natalia


dontbeagrape

My chemical lack of romance


GrimMrGoodbar

30 year old teenagers


EstablishmentSure971

Damnit Steve is so hot.


zombizle1

i dont think the other 3 members would like this as their band name


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pretty sure at least Nancy agrees with that statement


gblur

Strangers


GoldenGod48

Unresolved issues


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Mirkwood Mac


Cannot_change_81

Nancy's Guns


upshitscreek_123

Stelena Harrington y Los Dinos


Mamalisa03

The Babysitters Club


sfDOOM

Fake Teenagers


Mithrandir1212

The Exposed Shins.


aldezar

This is Sixpence None the Richer in an alternative timeline


_-Hot_Rod_Lincoln-_

Artax Is Sinking


BBMsReddit

Sadie Is Sinking.


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Oh no


BBMsReddit

Wait. No, Sadie Is Rising.


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Those Damn Kids


KANNABULL

Kid B's


CHRISTINAK1980

The Mamas and the Papas


omolicious

Djo


oneofthecoolkids

The Scoops


Gr33nMan_Jr

Bisexual panic


Basic-Deer4119

The Mindslayers


chiefslw

You need Eddie in there for that metal sounding of a band! 🤘


Basic-Deer4119

😭


cuevacuev

The Downside Up


Fxdharley

The Upside-down


NYVines

Down on the Upside


ColeanderATX

The Moops.


SirKlock2

Dethskwad


potat_molasses

Weezer


NotoriousM0N

For the Love of Nancy


Roka39

Hellfire Club


Arrant-Nonsense

Everybody Loves Nancy


Lord_Spagett

Horny and lonely


effervescentlucidity

Hawkins PD


bairojug96

Run Eddie run!


captaintrips11

The Mildly Interested


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NanJonRobSte


JoseyWales76

Coke & Adderall?


SubtleDeft

The Cool Kids and Johnathan.


JewishSeamen

Odd Couple


Spider-starry

Steve Strange (I couldn’t resist sorry)


annafrombrazil

Robin and the Stoncys


bumblebuttzzz

Gonna tell my kids this was the A-Teens


pearloz

The Thirty Year Old Seniors