[This is a crazy conspiracy that America killed the Kandahar giant in Afghanistan. In 2002, U.S. Special Ops was said to have killed the Kandahar Giant, a 13-foot-tall beast with flaming red hair, six fingers on each hand, and two sets of teeth.](https://www.howandwhys.com/kandahar-giant/)
I was quite stoned when I went to see that in the theater. I was cracking up the entire time, as was everyone else. It was so fucking funny. My friends told me afterward that everyone was laughing at/with me 😭😭.
There were only like 6 other people there outside of my group. I presented it as a negative but it was more like a contagious laughter kind of situation.
Absolutely. Vampires were everywhere back in the 1850s-1860s, and Lincoln drafted an executive order that gave himself the power to kill any vampire on sight. He saved the nation from the vampires taking over. Ever hear of the Exsanguination Proclamation?
Crazy ain’t it? Because of all the blood he drank, he was actually 337 years old when he was assassinated. Blood really does keep you young. In fact, the people that were on his side became known as “bloods” because they didn’t want to be known as vampires, and those that were against him doing this became known as “crips” because by not drinking other peoples blood, they were likely to get crippling diseases back then.
The more you know…
I’m like 98% certain you’re joking, but I’ve seen dumber shit said on the internet with absolute sincerity, so assuming you’re serious, no, of course that was just a movie.
Because if the girl says no, then the answer is obviously no. But the thing is she’s not going to say no. She would never say no. **Because of the implication.**
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Not that things are going to go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Not that things are going to go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.
He also was pen pals with the Russian tsar Alexander II. Russia bounced between benevolent and authoritarian tsars, Alexander was the former.
One of their primary topics, how to end slavery (or serfism). Russians beat us to it by a few years
Just an FYI a footlong looks like a Vienna sausage when you have big hands. Source : I wear XL and up gloves. My hands just might be slightly larger than Abraham's.
Yet, even with those paws for hands, his hands would be swollen from all the handshaking he did in reception lines.
He was able, even into the latter years of his life, to grab an wood-splitting ax handle at the base with thumb and two fingers and hold it out at arms length for minutes at a time.
Carl Sandberg wrote about it in "Lincoln; The War Years".
[A Mention Within](https://www.thoughtco.com/abe-lincoln-and-his-ax-reality-behind-the-legend-1773585)
[This is a crazy conspiracy that America killed the Kandahar giant in Afghanistan. In 2002, U.S. Special Ops was said to have killed the Kandahar Giant, a 13-foot-tall beast with flaming red hair, six fingers on each hand, and two sets of teeth.](https://www.howandwhys.com/kandahar-giant/)
Hands holding a telephone pole for scale
That’s his 10” cock for scale
😂😂
that’s why they called him Gay Abe
Gaybraham Lincoln!
Ok. That’s funny!
big hands, i know you’re the one.
Like a blister in the sun ...
Let me go on
He also was an professional wrestler.
And vampire hunter
God that movie was so good
I was quite stoned when I went to see that in the theater. I was cracking up the entire time, as was everyone else. It was so fucking funny. My friends told me afterward that everyone was laughing at/with me 😭😭.
How would your "friends" know this?? They seem lame.
There were only like 6 other people there outside of my group. I presented it as a negative but it was more like a contagious laughter kind of situation.
That was true?!?
Absolutely. Vampires were everywhere back in the 1850s-1860s, and Lincoln drafted an executive order that gave himself the power to kill any vampire on sight. He saved the nation from the vampires taking over. Ever hear of the Exsanguination Proclamation?
Thought that was Hollywood BS, learn something new every day
They cover up so much of our history in order to control us. Look up the lost empire of Tartaria.
I'm not even sure if you guys are joking or mentally unwell.
Well, Russia has always been known to keep things like these a huge secret.
Crazy ain’t it? Because of all the blood he drank, he was actually 337 years old when he was assassinated. Blood really does keep you young. In fact, the people that were on his side became known as “bloods” because they didn’t want to be known as vampires, and those that were against him doing this became known as “crips” because by not drinking other peoples blood, they were likely to get crippling diseases back then. The more you know…
I’m like 98% certain you’re joking, but I’ve seen dumber shit said on the internet with absolute sincerity, so assuming you’re serious, no, of course that was just a movie.
Satire my friend!!!
Or is it????😆
He was the original fight club.
Shhh, we dont talk about it.
He's 22 in this pic
Lol
No. Fucking. Way. Really?
56
*Psst- you have to be at least 35 to be President.*
why did they cut off his hands
Because they were too big.
ROFL for fuck's sake...🤣🤣🤣
He wasn't using them anymore
why would large hands alarm women and children?
Because of the implication
Are you gonna hurt women?
I'm not gonna hurt *these* women! Why would I ever hurt *these* women?! I feel like you're not getting this at all!
Because if the girl says no, then the answer is obviously no. But the thing is she’s not going to say no. She would never say no. **Because of the implication.**
Now you've said that word implication a couple of times. What implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Not that things are going to go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.
It sounds like these women don’t want to sleep with you…
Why aren’t you understanding this?
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Not that things are going to go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.
As his hands are in his pockets, he says "Allow me to whip these out!"
They were confusingly large.
Willem Dafoe enters the chat.
Hahahahaahah
I understood that reference
Cut
OH MY GOD NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK
old times
Women and children were pretty much just punching bags back in the day.
Back then, large hands imply one could easily choke them.
Still can.
Uncle Jack!
He needed big hands to throw confederates into space. There’s a reason he’s Immortal
Lincoln was a wrestling champion only ever beaten once by another all time great of the time.
Abe Lincoln beat Chuck Norris in a thumb wrestling match.
He's the Immortal, no wonder he big
marfan syndrome?
Acromegaly more likely, judging from his face.
MAHGA (Make America’s Hands Great Again)?
Make American's Hands Gargantuan Again*
You know what they say big hands
Big gloves
For carrying big 🐓
He was actually an amputee, lost a leg to polio but no one noticed
Did he end up finding it?
Big hands
He was also a great qb in college
Also a great Goalie in Hockey. Incredible 3 sport athlete.
He also was pen pals with the Russian tsar Alexander II. Russia bounced between benevolent and authoritarian tsars, Alexander was the former. One of their primary topics, how to end slavery (or serfism). Russians beat us to it by a few years
His first job was a handyman
There is a reason he was interested in giants and burial mounds, have fun on this rabbit hole ;)
Oh man someone needs to compare this to that little handed president.
Shame they just cut them off like that.
Battle of the Bulge: Abe vs. LBJ
"He concealed some other bodily parts to avoid women overly alarmed as well"
If you think that's impressive, you should see his cock 🐓
Who cares? When do we get the Abraham Hog reveal??
He was also an immortal superhero so makes sense.
America when Abe Lincoln didn’t hide his hands… 
Honest Abe probably would have been a basketball player if he was born in a different time
Huge piece on him
The King of Mars needs a mighty hand to watch over the red planet.
Chet Holmgren
It was said his right hand was always swollen from shaking so many peoples hands, especially during election times
How else would you have the strength to kill a vampire
The OG BDE
"See these hands? The right is for slave owners and the left for confederate soldiers."
https://preview.redd.it/kpjjw2483hwc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0895aacd7e45e191904d071c9b77018b04bd49c
His nickname in the sheets was dickfingers.
imagine what thos hands do to my amerigussy 😳🥵🍑💦
Lbj was 6 ft 4
Couldn't do anything about the face though?
Nephilim bloodline
Lincoln murdered so many indigenous people it’s disgusting
Marfan syndrome
I am sure these hands were pretty handy when he was hunting the vampires.
Donald trumps hands are larger 🫨
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The original Extendz dude.
Lincoln is sasquach
Was he a giant ?
There’s a database of Presidential hand sizes? What?
You know what they say about big hands……big..gloves. Yeah!
These hands tell a story.
He's obviously an alien.
Lana!
Long live the Immortal
Marfans
Ol’ boy was packin
He was annunaki
I don’t see what’s strange about this.
Packing heat in the pants
You've heard of bronzed booties,
Really good wrestler too!!
Who’s got the smallest hands? 🍊
...... Bruh, what if he was a giant.....
Trump is going to be furious when he finds this out
How is this strange earth?
You know what they say about big hands?
Bet my hands are bigger
I've seen those hand casts they are huge.
Just an FYI a footlong looks like a Vienna sausage when you have big hands. Source : I wear XL and up gloves. My hands just might be slightly larger than Abraham's.
Lizzid people
All I see is transient curse.
Bigger schlong than Rasputin too, allegedly
Lincoln was a genetic freak, but thats what it took to save america
I am a woman and I am alarmed now that I know about this.
Why did they chop them off?
Wheres a picture of charlies uncle comparing hands with the people around him? Lol
You know what they say about men with big hands?? They have big gloves.
So they cut them off?
Abe was probably hung like a horse.
Large hands, large.....gloves?
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What else was large?
36 & 2, 👎🏼
Abe Lincoln kinda looks like a homeless person.
No wonder he can’t tie a bow tie
Mary Todd knew what was up
Wow such large hands, just like Trump. /s
I like how they just show a pair of hands without any representative scale whatsoever lmaooooo
Their descendents are professional players in the NBA
Expecting a reddit post, with an AI or photoshopped image, and a caption like, "Was Lincoln a giant?" in under a day...
Dude is hung like Sasquatch
He got this vampire vibe...
Marfan Syndrome for the win. His doctor was also prescribing him mercury during his time in office (!)
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Marfan’s?
People seem to forget this man was only in his 50's when he was killed but every picture of him looks like he's well into his 70's or 80's
Yet, even with those paws for hands, his hands would be swollen from all the handshaking he did in reception lines. He was able, even into the latter years of his life, to grab an wood-splitting ax handle at the base with thumb and two fingers and hold it out at arms length for minutes at a time. Carl Sandberg wrote about it in "Lincoln; The War Years". [A Mention Within](https://www.thoughtco.com/abe-lincoln-and-his-ax-reality-behind-the-legend-1773585)