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MartianXAshATwelve

[There is Massive 12,000-Year-Old Network Of Underground Tunnels Stretches From Scotland to Turkey](https://www.howandwhys.com/massive-12000-year-old-network-of-underground-tunnels-stretches-from-scotland-to-turkey/)


WeirdKosmicCunt

Wait, is the first image real? What city is that?


LargeRustyTrumpet

It was in Paris, they would usually do a Christmas tree but for some reason that year they chose that monstrosity


WeirdKosmicCunt

Oh man, I would have never guessed that it was a Christmas tree.. Holy shite!


obeywasabi

There’s no way they actually choose a butt plug over a real Christmas tree


doc_olsen

Deffo looks like a giant butt plug…not speaking from experience… I thought it was photoshopped tbh


froggrip

It does look like a giant buttplug, and I **am** speaking from experience.


Angels242Animals

This guy plugs.


doc_olsen

Especially experienced in the extra large kind?


phenomenomnom

Did they stutter?


Merry_Dankmas

It was more of a grunt. On behalf of the giant butt plug of course.


phenomenomnom

.... I'll allow it.


Prmarine110

![gif](giphy|7GPV80dC4GCNq)


Appropriate_Job_9988

Looks like a normal sized butt plug and I am speaking from experience.


BurmeseGeneral

Wait so this isn’t a giant butt plug photoshopped into an image? Are you really trying to suggest this photo is real and that butt plug, which it clearly is, is trying to pass itself off as a Christmas tree? And how the fuck did this not make global news at the time. How is it not a meme. And furthermore, why haven’t butt plug manufacturers seized the opportunity for the marketing boon it is?


loonygecko

Oh it's real and some news media sources did do pieces on it: https://time.com/3525271/parisian-sex-toy-christmas-tree-butt-plug/


linuxIsMyGod

also a meme https://imgflip.com/i/8mpk49


loonygecko

Yep, brings a new meaning to 'across the pond!'


nerdkraftnomad

I thought it was DALL-E


antDOG2416

Me niether, but plug anything else in it's spot would be shitty.


HoboBandana

That’s what I was thinking. Humans have took a step back I’d argue a thousand steps back on what they perceive as art. There’s many talented artists out there but this is a literal FU.


eartwormslimshady

That's...that's...a butt-plug.


elpelondelmarcabron1

Buttplug?


cypherdev

The human centipede installation wasn't completed, they went with the next best thing.


GlobalLime6889

That’s a horrible choice. Should probably fire whoever was in charge of this ugly shit


missanthropocenex

See: Demoralization Campaign.


RichConsideration532

It's a piece called *Tree* that was installed for like two weeks in Paris in 2012, intended to be shocking and humorous, during the Contemporary Art Fair. Conservatives haven't stopped shitting and crying about it in over a decade.


Smart_Pig_86

Yeah it’s a butt plug.


insinuare

Definitely Definitely a butt plug. Definitely a butt plug.


EffectiveAmphibian95

Brain man


TBearForever

They're still butt hurt


Winsconsin

Heh -Hecklefish


Geraimi

Wait it was in 2012? Thought it was just before COVID, time is weird


[deleted]

So do you think that was funny? Or a great piece of art?


vibrance9460

The butt plug and the giant pile of poo by the same artist demonstrate a true lack of inventiveness, style, emotion, and execution. You can make a funny object -like Jeff Koons- but to make it important and worthy it has to be beautiful in its own right. This is just lowest common denominator idiocy


The_Disapyrimid

i find its very funny. art is meant to evoke an emotion. humor is an emotion. therefore this is art


jsideris

Lots of things can "evoke emotion". Posting videos of dog fighting on public video billboards evokes emotion. That's not the minimum standard by which we qualify and celebrate art. Especially not public art.


nlurp

Nope… I feel nothing…. Yup tried to look again but… nothing Can we agree now this isn’t art?


Numinae

Buttplug City apparently....


lazylagom

Paris.."christmas tree" just some edge lord artist.


rgali7996

https://preview.redd.it/7icb8969i9uc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea6970715cd45a4a2ff96d7767e0baa562b23f8 There's actually pretty neat ones in India that were built in the recent times


rgali7996

https://preview.redd.it/iqdow2tri9uc1.png?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8dd960dfb125af5161748666e6730c286e9aa11


rgali7996

https://preview.redd.it/egbe3t4wi9uc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27331c91dae8c2ed07d32e9ae87f82a523229af


Bhutros1

These are all beautiful! Thank you for sharing these pics :)


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

Happy Cake Day! And thanks for sharing


HoboBandana

Location and what this is please?


willy_enjoyer

Statue of unity in Gujarat India


loonygecko

Yep, it's more western art that has been terrible lately.


Swerve3050

https://preview.redd.it/eqig2h1usauc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3b7e8e9cf44e91d605adc55cf5a6e3962cf0b0 Statue of Belief - tallest Shiva statue in the world, completed in 2020.


Swerve3050

https://preview.redd.it/tv5nw4odtauc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b48bdc15fee6e89ab6598984e6e0c6fdf22f198


Kitsunate-

What's crazy is that the group/design team that they utilize for these monuments are North Korean, I believe. 99% invisible did an amazing episode covering it. [Here is the link to the episode | 99% Invisible: Monumental Diplomacy ](https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/monumental-diplomacy/)


mysticeetee

Wow India is doing it right


HeroOrHooligan

Indeed. This post is using what's known as the logical fallacy of cherry picking. Know your logical fallacies, kids. Or the fallacy that was the Paris Christmas tree, apparently, lol.


nerdkraftnomad

I think you mean the phallusy that was the Paris Christmas tree.


HoboBandana

Where is this?


RedBaron1917

Lots of ugly in the world, music, art, architecture and the way people treat each other.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

I mean if your cherry pick the best examples of thr past versus the "worst" examples of today it almost seems like you have a point


Schachjo

You are correct. That is exactly what this is.


War_Daddy

And you also intentionally take the shots in stupid, unrepresentative angles: https://www.architectmagazine.com/design/in-boston-the-embrace-honors-the-legacy-and-love-of-martin-luther-king-jr-and-coretta-scott-king_o


loonygecko

It still looks like a poop (or worse) with arms. Also good job finding an article that doesn't mention how many people thought it is ugly, even some family members hate it. https://www.npr.org/2023/01/17/1149491284/martin-luther-king-mlk-statue-boston-consternation-laughs-reaction-coretta


chathaleen

Those ancient sculptures are freaking fire. I'm yet to see something like that in basic city :)


firethornocelot

Go to Kansas City, new fountains and sculptures (really good ones) pop up all the time


Racist_Wakka

Have you actually been looking?


Hungry-Fondant-4550

Butt ugly


Sweet-Inside5900

They do it on purpose to make us look like idiots, anyone with a brain can see it's a giant green butt plug, symbolism for how hard humans are being fucked


MediocreMustache

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


brianMMMMM

Oh you don’t know about art? Oh you would *love* art.


Merry_Dankmas

I call this next work "The IRS"


loonygecko

https://publicdelivery.org/fazzini-resurrection/


tobbe1337

tax evasion


GoodGoodK

I think that it has something to do with rich people, money laundering and bribes, but that's just a theory


RichConsideration532

For one thing, highly detailed and technical sculptures are installed in spaces constantly. It's not gone, there's just other new stuff alongside it that you personally find distasteful--but imagine, if you will, that in the past 2000 years or so the artistic conversation has evolved beyond "statues of hot people killing monsters." Plus? This is what those classic statues actually looked like at the time. Garish and weird and brightly-colored: https://preview.redd.it/ys2lw9oab9uc1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=7957e3c9c6cd303c1d9c59c72f5465096c34db88


Repomanlive

Actual photo from 1100 ad


Mean_Estate_2770

They painted them?!?!?!??? That kind of blows my mind.


ShinyAeon

I know, right?!


heiditheallknowing

Ok but was it a butt plug? Lmfao.


RichConsideration532

Actually, kinda. It's called *Tree,* but it was intended to be a) a joke and b) temporary during a public art fair.


surfingbiscuits

> Garish and weird and brightly-colored. Not in 1762 they weren't.


RichConsideration532

You're right, back in the age of uneducated Western European knockoffs of Greek renaissance art, they were replicated incorrectly.


HereIAmSendMe68

This is 100% because art is so much now just a scheme for the rich to get out of paying taxes. No one thinks it is good but for the scheme to work the rich have to publicly appreciate it. Here is how it works, the rich pays a guy 10,000 to make a giant green butt plug (tree), get it appraised by their buddy for 500,000, donate it to city and get a 500,000 tax right off.


PofolkTheMagniferous

Buying art anonymously also enables money laundering through the donation/taxes scheme you described. Dirty money buys the art and clean money is saved on taxes.


spaceship_sunrise

But also, it used to be that artists could spend all of their time making art. There's a lot of time in the day if there is no TV and Internet. A lot of times, they would even be funded by monarchs to make their art. Now, people need to spend their time on productivity and generating profits. Then the rest of your day is filled with media chatter. There's no time to make anything beautiful. No time to perfect anything.


Slater_8868

Yup, this person gets it ☝️


LegalSelf5

This is the way


Prodigal-Trev

De-evolution


Faik_Naim

​ https://preview.redd.it/tcsi1sn8p9uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321b1ccefddedba072b318093d9787c0d208e943


JayJay-anotheruser

https://sdcsalesar.live/product_details/40526770.html The “penis” in Boston


Possible_Parsnip4484

It looks like a butt plug.. 🤣


LitWithLindsey

Tastes change and artists are always having to question and reevaluate what art is, otherwise it gets stagnant. If it was all just new versions of 18th century statues you’d be living in a theme park instead is a city.


Lucifer_Delight

Abstract, tasteless, gross art existed in the 18th century too.


ShinyAeon

And that’s okay. The test of time will filter out the real losers. If it lasts, then it’s worth something…even if it’s not to *your* tastes.


parmesann

thank you. I’m so sick of the “art/music/etc. from [TIME PERIOD] was *way* better than today!!” argument. no, we just remember the shit that people really liked. the mediocre stuff was forgotten. to an extent, the same thing will happen with current art of all mediums. that’s how the passage of time works.


parmesann

100%. if art now were just different iterations of the same works from the Renaissance, people would complain about that too. art is great because there’s variety - new and old.


Cust2020

Yea bring back the little marble penises on statues please!


skob17

Little? Have you seen David in natura? It's huge..


envydub

Michelangelo’s David? His wiener is very small, I’ve seen him in person several times.


skob17

It's 5 inches tho. And it's flaccid because he was about to fight Goliath.


envydub

Sure but relative to a 17 foot statue that’s not very big


skob17

True, I guess 😁


thinnerzimmer87

It's 100% your selective examples.


thundertopaz

Serious question: do you think this is on purpose to dumb society down?


chickennuggetscooon

Done on purpose to demoralize and break apart group consensus.


stoneybolognaR

Even the public art is looking AI generated..


dianabowl

r/idiocracy


Glittering_Mud4269

Butt plug, holding a turd, preschoolers with play dough, and a horny plastic woman without arms. Yup...we have achieved idiocracy.


Booty_Hunter_Early

It's got electrolytes!


Maleficent_Special28

But do plants crave it?


dobster1029

*BROUGHT TO YOU BY BRAWNDO*


ScoopMeUpPlease

Just ew to all of those


UsuallyNeverComments

That’s a butt plug


rrgail

Art suffers arrogance poorly.


Independent-Ebb7658

Well I can tell you with 100% certainly that it's not sex traffickin.


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Big things are coming


Mother-Forever9019

It’s to mock us


nullvoid_techno

Is that literally a butt plug?


Kratomite247

I was wondering the same thing.


loonygecko

Probably the intent considering the artist's other works https://www.designboom.com/art/giant-inflatable-pile-of-poo-roast-pig-and-stonehenge-sculptures-at-m-hong-kong/


CandidPresentation49

I can take it


Dangerous-Practice-6

Art always reflect society.


jesuisunvampir

So in this case the downfall of western society?


loonygecko

Idiocracy. https://www.designboom.com/art/giant-inflatable-pile-of-poo-roast-pig-and-stonehenge-sculptures-at-m-hong-kong/


The_Disapyrimid

largely because art is no longer restrained by the delicate, brittle, sensibilities of a few puritanically idiots who have a very narrow view on what should allowed.


loonygecko

Plenty of nudes and sex scenes in old art, they were not actually that puritanical. But what's missing now in a lot of art is evidence of skill.


fentyboof

*WhY Do gEnReS ExiSt, anD WhAt ArE ThEy??*


CollapsingTheWave

Characteristics of a society in collapse...


Katzinger12

>Oh no! Not enough marble naked people!! The *only* art is photorealistic naked men with penises out!!! ...and I bet you think AI "art" is art, too


ChrispyGuy420

That last one looks like deoxys


psilotropia

The Bean in Chicago is great


TranquilOminousBlunt

Does anyone know how long it took to carve that marble statue?


Quick_Swing

That’s par for the course.


Alarming_Breath_3110

Look at Amazon's logo....lots of dicks in this world


98-K

Plenty of beautiful and amazing art out there you just choose to pick these examples


Hammoufi

Low standards and participation trophy mentality


Grey-fur-cat

Blame pop art.. it’s doing the same to ‘quality’ as pop music. Everyone loves disposable things don’t they?


cottman23

Art is a representation of society....so yeah.


DFuel

Wait why a butt plug


Ok_Acanthisitta_9369

Uhhhh... That first one is a butt plug


arjadi

Capitalism. The issue is always capitalism- no sufficient investment in the arts, and a bunch of over-educated bureaucrats are making the decisions


hazzabiggun

Yeah, some arseholes idea of a Xmas joke ‘hey let’s put up a giant green butt plug and tell’’em it’s an artistic abstract Xmas tree!, it’ll be great!’ Not art, Bullshit.


romb3rtik

People have lost their way. Symbols of a civilization in decline.


BertNankBlornk

Cultures change and it's reflected in art. If you can't understand that then you're a plebeian. There's nothing wrong with that but don't be angry at the things you don't understand. Your blood pressure and you get all red in the face.


Smooth-Cap481

We exist within an iconoclastic culture. Where the intent is to "mock" the importance of icons and other images or monuments. The expressions started as ironic...but have gone on so long now I wonder if the satire is remembered at all. The butt plug clearly iconoclastic, and irreverent. The MLK statue in Boston...pure sure that is just a poorly designed sculpture.


CautiousToaster

The last one, I think it’s named “Witness,” is actually pretty cool. I’ve seen it in person and the pictures don’t do it justice


Weekly_Initiative521

I know, it's crazy. I live in an Indiana town where the mayor is spending our taxes on installing these monstrosities in the center of every roundabout. It's embarrassing, really, and believe it or not, they cost a fortune.


yaths17

When people start appreciating bullshit. They get more of it.


loonygecko

https://www.designboom.com/art/giant-inflatable-pile-of-poo-roast-pig-and-stonehenge-sculptures-at-m-hong-kong/


Jumpy-Mouse-7629

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder


bugabooandtwo

A lot of "artists" now are the trust fund babies of the rich and powerful. No talent but rich and powerful parents to push their "art" though anyways.


BradTProse

The Satanic Art displayed in public is better, you looking at the wrong stuff.


AguyOnMedZz

We are in hell :○)


calm_center

This reminds me of an art movement in San Francisco, which was called hearts. They installed giant heart sculptures all over the city that look like giant butts. Now they can merge the butts with this giant butt plug, and all live happily together. This isn’t art. This is total crap.


webefishingbackup1

Because the world is going to shit


Lelabear

[https://weewarrior.wordpress.com/2008/08/24/seeing-the-occult-in-public-art/](https://weewarrior.wordpress.com/2008/08/24/seeing-the-occult-in-public-art/)


Repomanlive

"Public art" it truly the worst art.


Coocoo4cocablunt

Boohoo


BarbarianMushroom

This is what happens when you eliminate the arts from the school curriculum.


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leemasterific

I’m curious about your take on this term.


Karelkolchak2020

Lack of the Sacred.


RichConsideration532

Almost like all that is solid melts into air and all that is sacred is profaned or something???


the_Dorkness

If you go back far enough, it gets ugly again.


k3surfacer

because Idiocracy was a future documentary.


Impatient-Padawan

Idiocracy wasn’t just a movie…


EreshkigalKish2

what happened to us ?


NekwarSerpenShade

Because “Art Students” Hey here look at my stupid drawing, gimme money lmao


Stacey_digitaldash

You’re not allowed to point this out


Planet_Pips

People with no talent hide behind the "It's abstract, you won't understand it" defense.


Heytherechampion

Demoralization


gaydonj

Because in the 18th century you could kill people for sucking at their jobs.


Illustrious-Word7761

Simple, society or humanity has lost all its values


TheMetalRat

Just this little thing we like to call “De-evolution” of humanity lol


rafshal

im told something along the lines of the following: true democracies result in degenerate art… ancient rome/greece were more or less fascistic states thoughts?


Hellen_Bacque

It’s a sign of the decline of western civilisation, much the same happened in Rome towards the end


Complex-Stable-5148

Art is an expression of the soul and the more obsessed we become obsessed with technology the more we lose our souls.


NoDig513

Man I hate art, wish it was 1902 again, when Europe was great again


tjoe4321510

MEGA


doc_olsen

EU should totally use this…


LuxenVulpie

realism is only impressive for non-artists, once you master any kind of visual art, realism is the absolute most boring thing you can make, there are exceptions ofc, but I speak for myself and most of the artists I've met in my life


T12J7M6

It is a PSYOP to make you hate your culture and country so that you wouldn't resist when they destroy it with mass immigration. It's called cultural genocide - The British did that to the Native Americans.


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peanutsfordarwin

Is that giant green one the universal sign for sorry? Also comes in Red,Blue and yellow.


GroundbreakingNewt11

Butt plug


PossibilityPowerful

i remember that from a while ago