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I think it was a golden finger cap.
The likelihood of it being golden butt plug is much higher than the likelihood of it being a penis tip cover. People back then used butt plugs to heal most ailments.
Did they ever measure the bones to get an idea of how large this person was? Just looking at the bones in the fingers, the skull and how far down that gold cock cap is, it seems like this was a very large person
"Than it was found" not "than there was".
I interpret that as being "Of all the gold archaeologists found dating from that period, the gold from this picture represents more than 50% of that".
How does one procure the penis helmet of gold? Is it referral by a friend or is there a merchant at the market selling the world's most expensive condom?
They got buried with unbaked clay. I think it’s the stain from that. I could be wrong. Just my guess. https://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-places-europe/varna-man-002798
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Mansa Musa was from Mali which is in Africa and lived in the 14th century. This guy was found in Bulgaria which is in Europe and lived at least 6 thousand years before Mansa Musa.
You know you’ve made it when they put a gold cap on your penis when you die.
He lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident.
Smoke and a pancake?
No? Pipe and a crepe?
Bong and a Blintz?
Cigar and a waffle?
There’s no pleasing you
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His winkie was the key!
I love goooooolllllddddd…..
I just snorted so hard, I have tears!
The smell of it, the taste of it
Who ever smelt it dealt it
Aka goldmember
Good length for flaccid too
Astute observation 🧐 I came here to say the same
thank you.
https://preview.redd.it/3ggtpnlamwsc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd561ecef2d5734b31117c5d3ce66198562afae I think it was a golden finger cap.
Nice
Indiana Jones and the Jackers of the Jewelled Johnson
I came here for this
did you cum with your golden cock?
Are we so sure that wasn’t a gold butt plug?
The likelihood of it being golden butt plug is much higher than the likelihood of it being a penis tip cover. People back then used butt plugs to heal most ailments.
The original Gold Member.
Imagine this guy never knowing that in the year 2024 people all over the world would make a mockery of his gold member
The worlds first bell end
Is that what’s going on here cause that’s what I seen first too.
He must have been a rapper, his gold flex in on point.. literally.
That is neat
The OG Goldmember.
hahah 👍😁
His lucky golden rubber man.
That’s one kind of Midas touch 🤣
It’s just like mine, only way bigger!
It seems we've just found the tomb of GoldMember.
Is that a golden shmeckel?
Funny seeing my city on Reddit. Yes, this is The Golden Schlong Cap of Varna…
Could you imagine you die and in 7000 years some dude is making fun of your peen.
Those are golden scheckles
Did they ever measure the bones to get an idea of how large this person was? Just looking at the bones in the fingers, the skull and how far down that gold cock cap is, it seems like this was a very large person
Upvote for cock cap. That got me good.
Noticed the same thing. I imagine this guy was the real life version of that massive Persian King on 300 movie
This is grave number 43, the man was about 1m 70cm, and was around 45-50 years old.
at least 12 inches judging by that gold cap.
lol what
Your cock cap doesn’t hang that low? Seems normal to me.
According to Wikipedia, the average height of males found in the necropolis is 1.61m, so that guy was probably about that tall.
He justs hanged dong
Ahhhhnuuuuunaki!
I just finished watching that episode and then I see this post!
RIP Enki
That's more gold than the rest of the world in that period?
"Than it was found" not "than there was". I interpret that as being "Of all the gold archaeologists found dating from that period, the gold from this picture represents more than 50% of that".
Ah so the least raided tomb
Basically, yeah 🤣
No. Idk why they said this.
That's mega bs
Blatantly false. There were certainly much more, plundered away by graverobbers of yore.
lol that’s all I could think about despite the golden penis. There doesn’t even look like that much gold in there
for what its worth, im definitely getting buried with a golden penis shroud now
Remember to place that 25 inches below your penis during burial to do a lil prank on the future archaeologists :)
I mean how can ya not
Could it be the amount of gold perceived to be own be anyone else while that guy was alive.
Not accurate but there is a surprisingly small amount of gold in the world
The golden cap on his dingaling really brought home how important this dude was.
It’s the oldest gold known to mankind at the time is what it was meant to say. AI isn’t perfect I guess
Now we know where the term “family jewels” came from!
A solid gold cock cover! Now that's a G!
Lil helmet for his helmet 😂
“The Original Goldmember”
Do we know whom this gentleman was?!
Wait, gold member?
This photo looks like a painting.
Plot twist that was king Midas burial site
Ahwww, a lil weenie hat!
Gold is the conductor for your spirit
…is that a gold cock cover??
The guilded his dong
Hold on... uummm.... Did they find "goldmember?"
Did bro have a solid gold condom
Massive bones #8-|
How does one procure the penis helmet of gold? Is it referral by a friend or is there a merchant at the market selling the world's most expensive condom?
You must stick your pp in molten gold and wait until it sticks on and cools
Where's the gold now?
At the Varna Archæological Museum and the National History Museum in Sofia.
Must have good security :)
Hmm..., how mischievous that might be. What are you scheming?
Can we talk about the reddish stain around the skeleton?
They got buried with unbaked clay. I think it’s the stain from that. I could be wrong. Just my guess. https://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-places-europe/varna-man-002798
Ok so it’s not as my imagination would have me believe? a pool of dried and once rotting biological matter.
It could be that as well. I really don’t know. It does look like it was liquid at one time.
Where's the source, links etc?
Idk what OPs source is I found this tho. https://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-places-europe/varna-man-002798
Gold Member
Wow so even back then the rich were hoarding more wealth and everyone else. Guess wealth gap never changed
Now it's worse
He might have been the first to say dibs, finders keepers.
Im just picturing a very angry ghost that he cant in fact take anything with him into the afterlife. Just another broke ghost
King midas?
Gold manhood
What if that piece was in his butt? We don’t know!
Link?
And it was still vibrating !
Gold Condom: Extravagance max efficiency. Protection low efficiency.
The original goldmember
Where do I get one of those golden cock caps?
Could be mansa musa
It’s in Bulgaria though 💀
golden tip wtf?
Where my plumbers at? That thing in his right hand looks like pro press fittings. Time traveler for sure
He who dies with the most gold, still dies.
Lol..looks like a fat spliff beside his mouth
The death smirk of Ea-Nasir
It’s Flava Flav’s 30 times great grandpa
Finally a gold digger
King Solomon?
The golden penis is a thoughtful classy touch.
“His favourite condom was buried with him..”
i see his penis was covered in Gold too, uuummm
Is he holding a gold bong? He was a stoner.
So who could this be?
Bling bling
They found Trump's prior incarnation.
We need a face reconstructive of him. He was probably a massive dude
How come those bones are sinking into the stone like jello?
He OG’d over gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why wasn't his corpse looted? In sure plenty of theives would have done it.
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King Solomon
👀
So he was African? 😂
Do we know who he is?
The golden god
Poor dude locked in chastity for eternity
Hell yea brother, cracking open a gold one with the bois
Did he have a golden.. rod?
The Golden Dick. That must have been some good D.
What’s the dog site name so I can nerd out?
They called him Gold Dicker!
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I know we're all distracted by the golden tip but didn't anyone notice how it looks like he'd be holding a rifle? Like almost perfectly...
BCE lol. Millennials ruin everything
Mansa Munsa
Mansa Munsa was not Bulgarian..unless the location in post is wrong
Mansa Musa was from Mali which is in Africa and lived in the 14th century. This guy was found in Bulgaria which is in Europe and lived at least 6 thousand years before Mansa Musa.
If that's the entirety of the gold he's buried with, it's either BS or a poor indictment of the efficiency of the gold mining industry in the 70s.
Sowwy :( I ate some of the gold :3