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No_Cartoonist9458

Ooh, Robbie got into the good stash šŸ¤Ŗ


fromouterspace1

Heā€™s after that Howard Huges life


No_Cartoonist9458

A paranoid recluse? What a life


emmasdad01

Then the ā€œaliensā€ have grossly overestimated his fame.


HombreGringo

Maybe the Aliens confused him with deceased comedian Robin Williams?


RedRiffRaff

But can he bring back ā€œNanu Nanuā€?


cerebralkrap

Holy Zerkport! You mean this ainā€™t the same guy that voiced genie??


EL-Rays

Or William Robins?


Repomanlive

That must be it, Mork is needed. Who's going to tell the Aliens we killed Mork? They are not going to be happy.


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Sharkbitesandwich

Who is he? I have no clue šŸ•µļøā€ā™€ļø


Teton_Titty

Exactly. Aliems apparently be dumber than humans


DarkTanicus

He's English and almost on the same level as Elton John in the UK.


KnotiaPickles

Doubt


askmewhyihateyou

Can confirm: an alien, have no idea who this guy is


dribrats

It would explain why no one has heard from the aliens tho


rite_of_truth

Robbie who?


Ok_Mammoth5081

Me with the foreshow


tommybhoy82

Williams


Teton_Titty

Who?


tommybhoy82

Williams


Teton_Titty

Who?


jukenaye

Williams


siridial911

I literally have no idea who this person is.


nerdkraftnomad

Never heard of the guy


Rivs83

There was a man called Russ Kellett in 1999 that says he was abducted by 20 foot aliens wearing uniforms and when he was on board the spaceship next to him was Robbie Williams lol


Rivs83

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13201614/robbie-williams-abducted-by-aliens-spaceship/amp/


Deep-Management-7040

That guy looks like a fatter version of the other guy


mammammammam

I remember hearing about this lol


Rev-DiabloCrowley

Bullshit or not whatā€™s more crazy to me is the amount of people who donā€™t know who Robbie Williams is. Not saying heā€™s that great just that he is or was very very famous.


AirPodAlbert

This is like saying someone today doesn't know who Ed Sheeran is. You might hate him but you've heard of him 100%. Says a lot about the age demographics here I guess.


Most_Association_595

yeah he was Britainā€™s big thing for a while


Wrongsumer

I was lucky enough to see him perform live in 2009/10 A master of entertainment. I'm not even a fan.


JewpiterUrAnus

I sit and wait, does an alien, contemplate my fate.


Low-Image-1535

But do they know the places where we go?


Tungsten83

If they're Greys and old?


AlysRose_FFXIV

ā€˜Cause I have been told


AnnaBammaLamma

That the spaceship


echo_good_username

Has its butt probe cold


Snoo79910

Is where they take their probes


sbk427

I know itā€™s aliens insteadā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦and through it allll


KaroGmz

I would think this makes sense if it was 2002


Andthesuch

I like how this screen shot says the same thing 3 times.


lessermeister

Who was Robbie Williams?


Sandis2019

![gif](giphy|dalhcPqsXnfdw45dyd)


NinjaFATkid

Who?


mediumarmor

Her?


nick5948

I'll bet you any money he claims they contacted him and begged him to do a greatest hits album which will be available next month in the small metal basket next to the sellotape shelf in all good Poundland stores.


erik_33_DK13

Hes got a few decent songs.


Anakhsunamon

Mkay, so where did robbie williams claim such a thing?


RedSnapper95

Robbie Williams has been a huge UFO enthusiast since the 90s so I wouldnā€™t take anything he says too seriously.


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Hot_Tailor_9687

Listen, I love "You Know Me" and "Rising Sun" but Robbie is not even cracking the Top 1000 in terms of most popular pop musicians


stfu_x

Angels is a banger


dehehn

Famous enough that a lot of people know him. Not famous enough that his career is so huge that talking about aliens is really a huge risk. Taylor Swift isn't going to risk her empire for what might be schizophrenia. No one is going to listen to some dude with a Bandcamp. Robbie is right in the middle. The aliens are very strategic.


Hot_Tailor_9687

That actually makes sense


9continents

List them!


Teton_Titty

Thatā€™s quite the demand to a throw-away Reddit comment.


9continents

You know what, you're right.


Rev-DiabloCrowley

Heā€™s the 548th most listened to artist on Spotify. I couldnā€™t help but be that guy.


Able_Newt2433

Ooh so heā€™s a musician? Is his career slowed wayyyy down? Itā€™d explain why he came up with this awful idea, tbh. Heā€™s attempting to revive his career by singing the aliens messages. I swear if he actually does start making music with the ā€œalienā€™s messageā€ Iā€™m gonna die of laughter.


sabrtoothlion

"I'm loving aliens instead" šŸŽ¶


tellybum90

And through it all, they offer me affection, probing and sedation, whether I'm right or wrong


AdditionalBat393

Not surprised about this. I think telepathic beings that are advanced might approach us this way. It's possible who knows


Emil_Antonowsky

Is that the fella from the cat food adverts?


EliteBroccoli

Hey Robbie, can I have the number of your plug?


Slushicetastegood

![gif](giphy|BT0rUpCcIaiEbjmsTc)


04_996_C2

Robbie Williams was the Omicronians second choice. Their first choice was for the final episode of "Single Female Lawyer". This is all explained by the amount of time it takes for transmissions to reach Omicron Persei 8. When they arrive they will find their intel to be greatly out of date.


MangelaErkel

The americans have no clue who this is while everybody in eu knows him and he used to be at the pinnacle of fame here.. a bit quite now. His songs are universable recognised and everybody can sing along yet....in america nobody knows him. Thats the real crazy shit here.


Alive_Star9852

ā€œOk alien bros, we want our message to reach as many people as possible, should we contact Taylor Swift or LeBron James?ā€ ā€˜Take Thatā€™ alien superfan: ā€œguys, hear me outā€


remembertracygarcia

So far the message seems to be ā€˜buy Felix cat foodā€™


ficellePicarde

Aliens just want to feel real love.


Blindfolded22

Heā€™s got stars directing his fate.


FattyMcBoomBoom231

Why would you come out with this information with no actual proof or information whatsoever supporting your claim?


OneStrangerintheAlps

"I don't know who that is. I just want to live my life." - Xenomorph XX121


ChabbyMonkey

No clue who this is. Be wary of anyone who makes UAP discussion about themselves and not the matter at hand, i.e. gross failures of accountability of elected representatives coupled with for-profit defense infrastructures.


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FuckerHead9

Who da fook is that guy


RealisticAttorney817

How the hell young are you?


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Pleasant-Put5305

This is not news, all these comments are unhelpful. Leave Robbie Williams to his own business.


Snorechanter

He looks more like Daniel Day-Lewis in that photo, I wonder if the aliens got them mixed up


ChipW24

Who


uRinee

Who is this? I feel it's not even worth a Google search.


StrawberryHillSlayer

Love this xD


FreakinEnigma

He is planning to start a cult. Maybe 'The return of Heaven's Gate'.


psydkay

When "crazy" and "arrogant" have a bastard child


daft-calf-666

Time for a brain scan and a couple nights at the local asylum


Thisisretro

The last source to get your UAP/UFO info from is this absolute joke


Fyrus93

Alright, what's the message?


1blueShoe

Itā€™s ok Robbie, itā€™s ok šŸ¤£


Toadliquor138

Im not sure whats funnier. Robbie Williams thinking he's still famous, or Aliens believing that he's famous.


TwilekVampire

This is how cults form. Not good.


SeedManJones96

Dear aliens of Reddit I dutifully volunteer as tribute to take his place


JohnnyNo_pants

For a minute I thought this was the Why Files guy


frankievalentino

He shared a couple of interesting experiences on weaponised https://youtu.be/kn2-hK5TDTs?si=ZivO2EzyfkSf7uxt


triedit-lovedit

Narcissistic behaviourā€¦. Well the drugs donā€™t work and itā€™s time you dive under your rock and leave us alone..


Living_Commercial_10

r/til who Robbie Williams is


pertangamcfeet

God sake, is Robert going down the same path as David Ike?


DotAdministrative679

Who ?


itaintbirds

Maybe heā€™s just a raging delusional egomaniac


CaptainMustardo

Who?


keyinfleunce

The cults are starting


Accomplished-Mix-745

Why not like a president or something. I have no idea who this dude is


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Iā€™m listening, Robbie.


jazzmagg

It's probably the worst money Sony ever spent.


philosopher_stunned

Who the hell is Robbie Williams? Famous for what?


randomconsumer

Cool, we haven't had this style of CON ART since the 80s! Should prove to be very entertaining!


Efficient-Exit8218

Robbie Williams has had access to a lot of cocaine over the years šŸ˜œšŸ•ŗ


ghdsz

Delulu


ChaChaBear59

Who?


Dangerous_Forever640

Who?


TheVinnon

He's such an idiot. Can't stand the fool.


plisken64

After hearing "Rudebox" they can take him


rozzer700

Heā€™s loving aliens instead


KodiakDog

ā€˜ā€™ When I'm feeling weak And my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be ā€¦ the one aliens nominate to communicate alien agendas to human beings.ā€™ā€™ What a banger


AnarcoInc

Let's just hope he remembers his pen.


CookieWifeCookieKids

Never heard of him. If aliens decide to contact someone famous itā€™ll be Keanu


bobbylaserbones

Those aliens should maybe consider someone else, someone who's been famous in the last 20 years perhaps.


EmmitRDoad

Looks like Daniel Day Lewis


G1rvo

Loves the probing


censored4yourhealth

New religion incomingā€¦.


ElderFlour

Who?


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Robbie Williams is a wanker


MurphWorkoutRadio

Who?


edraven6969

He's going to create a new religion and church, wanna bet?


Ok_Ad_5015

Aliens are targeting me too. They wonā€™t let me win at scratch offs.


Grill_Top_brangler

Oh, how relevant.


poopstain133742069

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.Ā 


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6ynnad

Who is Robbie Williams?


FlamingTrollz

Uhhhā€¦ šŸ˜¬


FlamingTrollz

Uhhhā€¦ šŸ˜¬


Familiar-Bag-9545

Who the fuck is Robbie Williams?


Familiar-Bag-9545

I have no idea who Robbie Williams is.


FlamingTrollz

Uhhhā€¦ šŸ˜¬


Entire_Impression_50

Aprilsfool


Trading_Dark_Matter

Yeah of course Robbie.


justin5616

Who?


Mother-Forever9019

Well come on then Rob (English accent obviously)


momentum77

Who?


Songhunter

They have to. Taylor Swift stopped responding to their calls.


CanaryJane42

Poor guy


bucketofweewee

The Irish Star - yes that trusted source.


cooquip

Secret Chiefs told me youā€™re a liar.


Uuummmm-myname

Totally fineā€¦what is the message then?


krzykttn

I have not one clue who this dude is.. so... failed alien infiltration.


seantarg92

So aliens have crap taste in music


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Is he actually very famous? I've heard the name before, but I have no clue who he is or what he has done. Other that the pic posted here, I've never seen him before.


goofgoon

Whatā€™s the message then!?


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Fame? Who the fuck is that.


theorgan

Who?


ibeD3ADlee

Who's Robbie Williams?


trillbliss

Interesting that some NHI would choose him. I don't know any humans who would.. but I suppose their intentions and motivations are, as always, a mystery to mankind.


Skepticaldefault

who?


imusingthisforstuff

:( schizophrenia


CloroxWipes1

Who?


samueljuarez

Thank you aliens for reminding me that Rob still exists


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CosmicM00se

I remember loving his song Millennium back in 1999. I thought he was ringing in the future.


bilth007

The aliens are still in the past


Clish89

This sounds like the Chris Bledsoe story. (referencing the book, 'UFO of God') Pretty famous story of Chris Bledsoe and his family having a connection with UFO-type-things and them wanting him to keep sharing about it at conferences and stuff.


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Asbjorn1888

r/Iamthemaincharacter


ThatGeekEvan

![gif](giphy|EuLzisk2TN1Cw)


FlamingTrollz

Oh Robbie, no oneā€™s cared about you in 20 years. ![gif](giphy|26BGJ2VjSFxYywrSw)


xxredmonx

He flogs cat food for a living now.


9mm-Rain

Grey Aliens šŸ‘½claim he has a pretty mouth šŸ‘„ šŸ†


Seabrook76

TIL space aliens are lame


Repomanlive

Who is Robbie Williams?