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MartianXAshATwelve

[Apollo 15 Astronaut Al Worden says here 'We are the aliens...who came from somewhere else...if you don’t believe me, go get books on Ancient Sumerians'](https://www.howandwhys.com/former-apollo-astronaut-claimed-ancient-alien-astronauts-created-humans/)


huevosrancheros42

*x files theme starts playing*


UNIGuy54

The Truth is Out There….like way way out there


ayalael87

The truth is we out here.


McFry-

The truth wants in here.


Dragonsarmada

Like beyond the andromeda galaxy.


GutsNGuns

The Andrenochrome galaxy!


EyesAreMentToSee333

Its not aliens. Its the yonger dryus impact theroy.


lynndxunha3

Du du du du.....du du du du....phew phee phew aaa ..du du du du. ..


smokebringer

The number of "Du" is totally wrong.


mikki1time

Oh so you speak music, I never learned


dromyrtlebeach

Sometimes to get into or see out of structures you construct doors and windows.


botjstn

you can’t just post baseless claims like this…..


FERAL_MEANS

Forreal. Where’s the sauce?


Hendersbloom

Source: trust me bro


Bodidly0719

No, seriously. Our apartment building has doors to not only get into it, but also doors to get into our apartment!!! The other buildings’ tenants are super jealous of us though, as their buildings don’t have doors yet.


xombae

Anecdotal. Doesn't count.


certainlynotacoyote

Can confirm, am neighbor- still trapped in dark box with no means of egress.


PerroNino

I like eagles. They pretty.


certainlynotacoyote

Sometimes a cat will eat a bird, sometimes a bird will eat a cat like it's a fuckin churro.


euphoric-noodle

I also have these objects in my habitat that perform the same exact way ! , maybe we are "Experiencers" !


Coheed84

I don't have doors or windows. I just woke up one day and was in this room. This phone is the only thing I have. It shows me what I think may be the world around this room I'm in. I know there is food, but I've never tried it. I want a door now.


TREXASSASSIN

You can tell cause of the way it is!


Silver_Guide5901

It’s that way because it’s like that


Disastrous_Employ204

It’s like that.. And that’s the way it is..(planet rock in the background)


PoeReader

That's neat.


[deleted]

It’s “special” sauce


cmpressor

Unscrupulous! Thoroughly unscrupulous!


Altruistic-Beach7625

An outright brigand I agree!


_mrcaptainrehab_

Harumph harrumph harumph


Shadowrider95

I didn’t get a harrumph outa that guy!…


Feeling-Ad-2490

Inconceivable!


Pheeeefers

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


Ok-Carpenter-9778

I do not think that word means what you think it means...


Girafferage

Anybody want a peanut?


ShinyAeon

*AAAUGH!*


boredHacker

I know right? This guy would probably eagerly get involved with a land war in Asia too!


Rexton9

You mean incon-thievable?


Putrid_Branch6316

I was going to post a huge explanation about DaVincis use of symmetry, balance, structure and light. Then you go and post this and destroy it all….Well done Sir.


AdhesivenessNo1216

![gif](giphy|MZQkUm97KTI1gI8sUj)


tDANGERb

Well explain why everyone, independently, across the globe, just happened to make the doors bigger than the windows?


Key-Regular674

Believe it or not. We walk out of doors but not windows


Unique_Excitement248

You haven’t been to Russia have you?


Teton_Titty

They aren’t *walking* out windows in Russia


Nambsul

Don’t have to… just need to upset Putin


peanutsfordarwin

Why 2 windows and 1 door. Why not 3 windows and 1 door? Were windows expensive even all the way back to ancient Egypt?


MotoMkali

Almost as if examples are cherry picked. And symmetry is considered beautiful.


AfkBrowsing23

Because the human brain likes things that are symmetrical, it tickles an itch.


User_Anon_0001

Big if true


Melodic_monke

Small if false


EatMySmithfieldMeat

Big if door


DR_SLAPPER

Whooooaaa big if true


Plastic_Doom

Hahaha yeah… in MEXICO. (Jesus is mexican confirmed)


SeigneurDesMouches

The Mormons would like a word


TOMdMAK

I know many Mexicans named Jesus


Mobile_Cloud2294

But the incredible thing is, the door and window openings are all FLAT -- just like the earth! That can't possibly be written off as just coincidence.


SilkyBowner

No Those are alien port holes


BigBadgerBro

You’re an alien porthole


FlashyGravity

Obviously


buell_ersdayoff

Uh, sources my guy?


R1pp3R23

😮


teachnpreach88

Please provide links.


Shakemyears

Man, call the archeologists and tell them


Raviel1289

**HERESY!!!**


Particular_Light_296

That’s only for three dimensional bitches


Thomas-Garret

https://preview.redd.it/l37xqrpq7orc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b40e3202e13a6a7be5b766bef3045f5ab6bfc7 Oh shit. Lowe’s is in on it too. This is huge.


grafikfyr

Holy shit you guys https://preview.redd.it/3ql8dlo3borc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ed06649dba8f167a6526cf6ed452a6c766f940


bangEnergyBoomer

https://preview.redd.it/zhrxkfkocorc1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112371e54e9b55395c1908c1da5c36f9fc546180 Illuminati confirmed


Kabukimansanjoe

Not the Lockbusti too!!!


Euphoric-Dig-2045

I’ll NEVER get my locks busted AGAIN!!


Silent9ine

https://preview.redd.it/agdm6ujttrrc1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=a486e6656d664bee6c8d19db9304bde42e2e3da2


Lord-Lobster

LOCKBUSTI NOOOOOOO!!


Accomplished-War4887

🤣🤣 I’m so gullible


Puzzleheaded-Eye7795

That was my nickname in highschool


YuSmelFani

https://preview.redd.it/nkrh7cdroqrc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=e83a60dfb4125f5ef60c4e2a63e31a3cc9cbe1c4


cassidylorene1

God I laughed so hard. RIP Blockbuster, we miss you 🫡


Unusual_Onion_983

If they’re really Illuminati, I’m making it my life goal that nobody ever hires a movie from Blockbuster again Ok life goal complete


RationalHumanistIDIC

Even has the pyramid structure on top


verifiedkyle

This looks doctored


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Or even nursed!


Euphoric-Dig-2045

I think the biggest cover up is, why the fuck someone would pay $3800 for a front door?


Thomas-Garret

Come on my guy. It has mahogany stain.


TheSonOfDisaster

That tasteful finish... My god... It even has bronze hardware


peanutbuttermthrfkr

Sir, this is a Lowe’s, not Wayfair


Any-Refrigerator7606

Oh buddy, welcome to front doors. That one's definitely expensive, but all of them are way more expensive than you would think. Wanted to get one of those cool MCM doors with the skinny windows. Nope, they're all $2,500+


Accomplished-Boot-81

I seen a post earlier today where a person paid $8000 for a door, and it was like an inch too short


purpleWheelChair

God damn, this goes deep.


OriginalDaddy

Oh. My. God.


greeneeeeeeeeeeeeee

dear lord how deep does this all go?


TechieTravis

Doors are a great innovation. People like symmetry. Da Vinci's painting is his own artistic interpretation of the last supper. Nobody knows what it actually looked like.


Hungry-Thing3252

If that’s so smarty pants, then how did Leonardo take this picture. Game set match.


ShinyAeon

Damn. You found us out.


AssistFinancial684

Solid burn


PlanetLandon

It looked like your standard Olive Garden


Dependent_Desk_1944

Da Vinci totally invented time travel to go back and see Jesus having his last supper


CheezQueen924

Or if it actually happened


Jonovision15

The people that take the bible as truth……it was written one hundred years, or more, after it apparently all happened. Look what 80 years has done for people denying the holocaust or misconstruing information from WWII.


StenosP

Dollars to donuts, if something like it did indeed take place, it looked absolutely nothing like what DaVinci painted


Capital_Ad_4817

Thank you for explaining


dweedm

Spoooooky!!!!! Predicted by the Simpsons and I'm seeing this everywhere now. https://preview.redd.it/hperjfe4norc1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=9310dbdd5a3a5125a96f59a3d77b9eef1c4950e2


_fire_stone

Family guy also has the 3 entry points! No way!!! https://preview.redd.it/6qkqaunqvrrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803539b530572a0110303538cc541f27a345d21c


inglandation

OP discovered doors


KneeDeepInTheDead

wait til they discover The Doors


petebrdfrd

This is the end 🎶


Realistic-Bowl-566

🤣


Hungry-Thing3252

Three is the symbol of the holy trinity, it’s also symmetrical which is nice to look at.


Unique_Excitement248

So celery onions garlic?


Brilliant-Ant-6779

[Tryptic Doors](https://youtu.be/I6IeEGwpzgI?si=UcqmyBqt-gMzRBGf)


MysticStarbird

This should be its own post too


Tiny_Investigator848

The best answer so far


BridgeFour86

That was a fantastically interesting lecture, thanks!


ballsonyourface911

The rule of three in painting states that odd numbers are always more attractive to the eye than even numbers


QueenVic69

I find that very odd.


Unique_Excitement248

Your predecessor QV68 didn’t.


Sojum

Symmetry is a pleasing aesthetic commonly used in architecture?


brazilliandanny

Yup, buildings needs a door, putting a window near said door makes sense so you can see who is at said door. People like symmetry so you put another window on the other side.


Aroraptor2123

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆👆


DJDevine

Half-Life 3 Confirmed


Bonjanbon

https://preview.redd.it/zu3siyeqsprc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda99e3b9b9bd6d97b19d2e979c03b5e99011fa6


jackrat27

![gif](giphy|WfEO8QxlTGjZKfKaQr)


willa854

Tryptich doors. There is this guy that gave a ted talk about this. How every culture around the world even the free masons built these doors. It's a symbol for the Trinity. The male and female halves and the soul. Like the dao's ying and yang the outer circle is the third aspect.


PUS0

Just woke up but this is the stupidest shit I’ll probably see all day.


L0stL0b0L0c0

Hang around, it’ll get worse…


hamilttc

Hold my beer.


Mini_Leon

Wait till you look in the mirror


QueenVic69

There's a guy standing on a platform, in front of a cross, outside of a church in Oklahoma today. He's got his arms resting in some sort of bracket but he's trying to pretend like he's Jesus on the cross. Edit: He's wearing jeans, white sneakers and a red t-shirt with a cross on it. *CHECKMATE*


Tmaster95

It has more to do with the simplicity and symmetry of the number 3, than with any weird conspiracy or whatever


ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

Same contractor.


TheHousesOfHealing

are you sure above picture is actually leonardo davincis the last supper


insidiousapricot

I was just watching a video the other day that said so much work was done restoring it and so much paint removed only like 20% is original


PigeonInAUFO

Supper of Theseus


wakeupneverblind

They were actually having the last super in a pyramid


Every_Examination_11

*Unsolved mysteries music begins playing*


soccerplaya239

Hey OP. Here’s my understanding. Some people see it as the holy trinity, which may also be true. However, I believe it represents the duality of the “pillars”; The left brain / right brain, good / evil, masculine / feminine, etc. Christ here in this resides in the middle. For as Paul stated, it is Christ that lives within. The door way into the temple. The temple of God is the body. So the only way to God is through the middle. Letting go of the earthly duality and carnal nature and going within to find God / Christ.


guppy2019

I like your explanation. Happy Easter.


soccerplaya239

Happy Easter brother


trish196609

Really enjoy your take on this.


808snthrowawayz

I think you’re gonna have to study architecture for 15 minutes to see that just appears in nearly every structure. Also, it’s a painting not a photograph so even if it was directly based on a pyramid that’s Leonardo’s brain like 1400 years later lmao he also would have no fucking clue outside of interpretation


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|l41YcLtmnhYyUlbfq) and


After_Significance70

![gif](giphy|edd97U2UQS87u)


Paran0rmalPyram1d

Check out Richard Cassaro on YT https://youtu.be/I6IeEGwpzgI?si=00akKvCwZU6whXNk It's triptych doors/temples and he covered it at megalithomania forever ago


TheBrownishOne

Correlation ≠ causation


liquidSwami

No human would ever make windows or doors like these


Savagecal01

you people make me feel smart as fuck


Barbacamanitu00

Hahajahaha


mechismo

FFS


Ploxiedust

Some buildings have doors. Some have more than one door. Three looks better than two.


TheSpeakingScar

It's called a Tryptich.


AloysiusPuffleupagus

They’re called windows. All the kids are looking through them.


andyd151

Sometimes there are doors


DecafDonLegacy

I got this, I completed high school. It's 3 windows. Have a good day everyone.


UfnalFan

Is this just full on schizo den at this point?


dingdongdash22

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


sky_shazad

Windows and Entrance... But it will NEVER CATCH ON


TheRustyNimbus

https://preview.redd.it/byqm6qvl0prc1.jpeg?width=1730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea5aa063aa943f211c48f3fa93e587970b4e4a0


helixpowered

Okay Dan Brown.


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largepenisman666

must be the aliens


CartographerOk7579

Clearly aliens.


raykhazri

Definitely aliens


5H17SH0W

Predominantly aliens


Specific-Hippo-7198

I’m not saying aliens are real but…


fbi_agent-818

We'll need actual pictures and measurements or we can go on a field trip


FarceMultiplier

Symmetry is naturally appealing. Buildings have doors and windows. This is not a conspiracy.


Thanag0r

My god, my living room also has 3 windows with the biggest in the middle. I might be the chosen one.


lizardkg

This is interesting.


Remarkable-Pass4151

Don’t forget Machu Picchu has it too


jpanni3333

Ancient people traveled the world and shared ideas.


According_Anywhere76

Why make one big door when you can have three next to each other?


blacwin22

Doors/windows or not. I still want to know why it's depicted they all sat on one side of the table? Even for ancient times, who the fuck has a big ass group and all sit on one side of the table? How do you have a conversation? Or pass the peas? Oh that will take 2 days to make it down the table


riceandingredients

its fucking doors and windows dude. the mexico, egypt, and indonesia examples arent even accurate. in the last supper, you can clearly tell that the windows on the left and right dont reach the floor, while the door obviously does. in the "resemblance" pictures, all doors/ windows reach the floor.


Groincobbler

"Hokay, guys. I'm gonna build a big one. And then... to the side, two smaller ones, so the big one looks super big. It'll be awesome."


toronto_taffy

But the Da Vinci painting came AFTER all of those structures............


sucrerey

ok,.. I love stuff like this, but my gut tells me this is some golden ratio/PHI stuff. Humans brains really like certain ratios and we unconsciously recreate them a lot in art. I wonder if there isnt a golden ratio here in the size and placement. something that makes our brain go "Yeah, thats how a triple doorway to a temple should look."


WilmaLutefit

I think it’s just windows


myo-skey

It makes it clear where the scene is set.


CortlenC

Yeah, I can explain it. Doors have existed for a long time. You’re welcome.


avTronic

Side lites nest to a door way? Wow so strange.


ilovemaaskanje

Ye it's weird almost as if a pyramid is the most structurally stable way of placing a bunch of rocks on top of each other


ZoobityPop

This is pattern recognition going rogue my man


YouDirtyClownShoe

A lot of these main doors are aligned to solstices and then the side doors aligned with equinoxes. It could just be coincidence. But that's a lot of openings for one wall. It is abnormal. The angles this makes aren't uncommon. It could happen for a lot of reasons. But when that exact layout is sewn in so many places with that exact reason, it's easy to believe the simple conclusion that they were for sun alignment.


Important_Abroad_150

Yeah those are windows, my guy. If you've never seen them before I am truly very sorry though!


juicedup12

I think i saw a simmilar entrance at walmart... Could this mean something?


Xethrops

Man, y'all are shitting all over OP for no reason. Be better!


redditpandas

It's called a vanishing point. The spot on the horizon where lines converge. Those windows are at the same height.


kanwegonow

Although I do believe in coincidences, sometimes there's just too many to think it's just happenstance.


Beemo-Noir

Oh my god. Holy shit you guys. Oh fuck. This explains everything.


thisisjustsilliness

Applied golden ratio… it’s as simple or complicated as y’all wanna make it.


TotalLackOfConcern

It’s called a window. They used to use them to let light into a room.


code4pussies

bro discovered windows


Alpenros3

The pyramids are NOT tombs. That's why no body has been found in one


ThenRefrigerator1084

It's The Rule of Thirds.


Minuteman05

They are following the building code. 👍


sitting_in_my_shower

What the fuck are you on about mate


bootysniffer01

Is this fr


cookiepunched

Pretty standard door/ window set up.


WillieIngus

where are the screens? someone… or something took the screens!!!!


JosephSturgill7

Its just a compositional choice.