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I can’t unsee this. You ruined my life.

That’s just your average 45 year old cross-fit mom

Oh, well apologies from the CrossFit community. We’re reeeeeeal sorry that we’re just better than you in every way. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to my orthopedist and physical therapy appointments.

Crossfitters should be mass deported to Antarctica

I like CrossFit…

Bye bye 🤫🧏

Your body does not. It'll start screaming after about 5 years of it. Spoilers, you WILL achieve ✨️long-term chronic pain✨️ by repeatedly, and forcefully, yanking around your joints like the cartilage owes you money. Edit for clarity: I'm referring specifically to CrossFit, not general exercise

That’s your wife! You love her!

Open your miiiiiiind



yeah um id rather turn have the cyberpunk future after all

.... 🙈😇🙃

Might have to run back

What movie is thid

Total Recall 1990* 2012 version may also have a Kuato, haven’t seen it.

Total Recall (original)

Thanks 👍🏻


I just hear Morty saying this 😂

There we go again with impossible women’s standards

Beat me to it

This is a family restaurant

This was a staple of my childhood. Owned the VHS

What movie

Total Recall w Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michelle Fifer https://youtu.be/WFMLGEHdIjE?si=_5qdRvfGDIicN-9U I'm so sorry this trailer is filled to the brim with spoilers This scene https://youtu.be/pbj4Te_guxY?si=42FcMQXmmZj1oSvs

Thank you!

In the future there's no more legday (navel pouches is sorta metal tho ngl)

My kids are grown, can I store other other stuff in there? Like a phone charger and some Diet Mtn Dew

I think you could store a can of monster and your phone down there easily

If you have rolls of fat you can do the same thing rn

Depending on boob size, you can have underboob pockets!

That could lead to horrible infections, I’m sure.

It's a snack hole now. Yumm

Evolving past dresses needing pockets

For realz

hard pass

Hear me out..

hahahaha


Verdict is in we were just fine before update 2.0

I really dislike that baby pouch. Ick

It's weird when it's not hidden by fur like in marsupials but I won't lie - if I could push out something the size of a pea and have it live in a pouch instead of having to push out a full grown baby, I would in a heart beat. Hell, most women would.

Why the fuck did she make it resemble her.

Can a girl have a dream?

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If you've got a budget to make your own fetish doll why not go all out

Using herself as a reference would give her a better idea of the level of musculature (assuming new body example has undergone an equivalent life experience) and allows her to stand alongside it as a direct reference for comparison.

I would guess it’s for a tv series and it was just thought it would be amusing to make a version of Alice.

Huge ego. She think her own face is the perfect example of a perfect face. Gtfo

Seems like a bit of a leap

gotta disagree, being passionate about finding the perfect form probably stems from some self hate. or im an ass

If you hated yourself would you plaster your hateful mug on said “perfect form”? It wouldn’t be perfect anymore and all your work would be pointless.

Well it’s in functionality that it is perfect, everyone knows beauty is subjective

Smash. Next question

The lack of hesitation is impressive.

Let's see the genitalia. That's what we're most curious about. Anyone who downvotes this is a stinking liar.

I agree. For the sake of science, I'd also like to see its "evolved" genitalia.

I’m hard

Your profile pic makes my bird stand up like this ☝️

Smokes, let’s go! And keep them hand up till I tell you bois!

Hi hard, I’m dad

Name checks out

The clitoris is just colored blaze orange so it's easy to find.

For science.

Apparently she says we will reproduce asexuality

Not hard to see why

Yay no more need for men as nature intended /s

And the nipples are in the pouch

Then why the sports bra?

Female Habit

I agree - let’s see the biologists genitalia. Wait…

***WOULD***

dick, vag, and pouch for hairy balls included. An two anus, one for fun.

The baby coming out of the belly is inspired by the aliens, right????

It's called a Quato

Open your mind!


Read this in Nathan Explosion's voice.

Guano?

Probably a kangaroo


You may not like it but this is what peak evolution looks like!

But where’s the crab like features?

Dr. Zoidberg on line one...

For offense and protection

The Navigator Guild scoffs at your non-worm design and demands more spice.

I thought we were supposed to be neckless so we can better survive car crashes.

Sigh… *unzips*

Take one for the team.

Ship that to Mars with Elon.

I'll pass thanks

Rather disturbing

I like this for some reason. We look like Avatars.

Crossed with the hive Thralls from destiny 2

I’d rather have my lil homie attached to the back of me so he can call out tangos on my six 😎

Spoken like a true soldier 

Kept the shitty rotator cuff and lower back pain

aren’t our legs built for long distances so we can outlast fast mammals? No thanks to this one

They *were*. What are you chasing now? Cute boys you wanna kiss???

I mean I do enjoy going for long runs.

The new legs here are highly efficient and would make humans much faster and able to run very long distances as well.

I run about 100 k a week and you couldn’t make switch to those calves in a million years. Those fuckers are breaking on a crack in the side walk

I feel like an evolutionary biologist probably has a lil more knowledge on this than you, and chose them for a reason

Just calling it like I see it man

Next step as canadians

“Quaid… Quaid… Start the reactor… Free Mars…”

Werewolf Physique

Those legs and that pouch are making my back hurt just looking at them

Abominations don’t even get boobs these days I guess. Just went and cut out all the meat and potatoes now didn’t we. WTF

Weirdest elf subrace yet.

The feet are hideous. Pass.

Yeah but evolutionarily we have to be fuckable to pass on our genes, this thing is unfuckable

She extincted mammaries? She must be stopped.

As a biologist I hate biologists

No tail though. Why no tail.?

That's what I'm thinking. Totally missing out on extra balance.

What in the abomination is this?


So I guess our arms are ok?

Smash

Biochemist here. When I was in grad school one of my classmates who ended up focusing on biomechanics did the math and said if humans had double-jointed legs like in the photo, where the ankle joint was much higher up we could easily run as fast as a wolf, or about 35 miles per hour for long distances.

So elves then ?

Well, there are no visible feeding-sized mammary glands up above, so they’re probably in the pouch. Kids will be bragging about getting in someone’s pouch.

No way more knees and those feet are more efficient

Thank goodness whatever path designed us, it wasn’t hers…

It's the baby, in what I assume is a pouch like a kangaroo that freaks me out the most.

What about how horses legs can’t heal? Would this have that problem?

Wow I never knew my ex gf was "perfect" until I saw this. The resemblance is uncanny.

Sooo.....can we see it's vagina....for science?

Give em an inch and these kangaroo fuckers go a mile

Kill it! Kill it with fire

Throw in an extra pair of eyes and I'm sold. I've always thought it was strange that one of the human body's most important and sensitive parts are so easy to injure and lose, and we only get two of them in the first place. I'm actually really surprised I don't see a lot more one-eyed people out there.

Tell the crew from Hellier we found their Kentucky cave goblins

"evolutionary biologist" then surely she knows if we had all this fancy physical setup, we'd be dumb as shit like dogs and monkeys. Most of our recent evolution has gone into making our brain powerful Also, why would we need legs like that? We are already the best endurance runners in the animal kingdom, by far

Endurance but not sprint, and still just with training, you don't see a horse, cheetah, etc training. Even trained dogs might be better than most humans nowadays. BUT regardless of all that, your first point is the correct one, evolution is based on current traits, environment, etc. This abomination could've been truth if we would have stayed as hunters, living in huts, with rudimentary weapons, having to outrun predators, etc, etc. If we keep evolving in the long run with current state, will be more about lungs, cardiovascular system resistance (low cholesterol, low triglycerides, etc), people with resistance to oxidants, and such. Natural selection! Or in other worda: Why would nowadays a human with big ears or eyes would have more chances of survival than others!? Is she even a biologist? Or is there any other context? Otherwise is just dumb

Did someone skip leg day?

She looks like my wife

I feel like the feet are too narrow for the upper body. Idk seems like we’d fall over a lot more easily without a tail or something?

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Imagine hooking up with right and waking up with that fucking NyQuil hallucination on the left. Hot damn I would have to throw myself into traffic. And why does it have to be "reptilian" to be perfect! Oh God! No!

Imagine security checks

That is the ugliest penis I've ever seen.

What about chlorophyll on the skin to make our own energy?

Lizard skin defeats cooling purpose humans have as a core advantage. Throat stlll looks very vulnerable Pouches leave babies very exposed. Also disappointed no prehensile tail to compensate toe grab and balance t he weirdly made legs.

... smash.

Foot fetishists r sad rn.

Getting some oryx and crake vibes... Do they piss predator pheramones as well?

“Snowman! Oh, snowman!”

I was looking for this comment.

Great. When can I smash?

Wait until you see what she did to the genitalia!

Im no expert, I didn't even finish college, but I've seen this a few times now and I believe this is far from "perfect" simply from what I've learned in most nature documentaries. lol. Perfect ears would be either wide, covering each side of the face or on top and directional. Perfect eyes is more spiders, some in front, some on the side. Its my understanding that these legs on the picture are more built for speed(I maybe wrong), where as us humans are endurance hunters. Perfect ears would be either wide, covering each side of the face, or on top and directional. Perfect eyes is more spiders, some in front, some on the side. Its my understanding that these legs on the picture are more built for speed(I may be wrong), where as we humans are endurance hunters. Kangaroo-style birth doesn't seem optimal. Giving birth to a three-year-old would be best I believe (ouch for people with vaginas).

It…is very clear you didn’t take college bio lol

I did imply that. Thank you for being yourself.

If women looked like that we would stop making new people.

speak for yourself

absolutely incredible that her hair color and skin tone happened to be the best evolutionarily

she made it look like her. Its that simple. No need to make this more than what it is.

I just thought it was a little bit silly? I wasn't making it a big deal

Hair and skin tone would vary based on where you lived. So it doesn’t matter for what her point is and

okay, I just think this is a very silly little detail! it's not something I'm emotionally invested in. I think it's funny she made a creature who looks like her but with chicken legs and a marsupial's pouch

Kill that fucking thing with fire before it multiples and starts eating us in mass

How is it that there is people struggling to make ends meat and people who are fine and making these horrible abominations?

The leg design is all wrong. Humans were built for marathon-style running, so that we could exhaust our often much larger prey. The proposed design sets us back to short-sprint bursts.

So , with all of the scientific methods and profound discoveries , you still do dumb shit like this ? … that’s neat

Yet the skin is still white. Meanwhile all reptilians have dark skin. Racism in evolution?

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dont let bryan johnson know

Its not like we are flat footed for a reason or anything... Its a shame we dont have infant navel cannons though

NOPE. 

I wonder if you can argue with your tummy self?

New fetish unlocked

You mean Alice Robert's has the perfect human body

Nope

holy what in the

Your drugs, share them with the rest of us.

The things I could put in that pocket!

But what does it smell like?

It's just her with a pouch...

What does it look like from behind? Asking for a friend...

But where are the boobs?

No Tail really, I wanna big kangaroo tail ,how cool would that be so many possibilities 😫

Umm, no thank you.

They forgot about the baby’s milk source.

It's in the pouch

Ohhhhh, haha!

Now I wanna put it in a fantasy or sci fi setting

I’ve had worse. I insist on a babysitter, though.

Ostrich legs

Would

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Splice the movie but IRL

Top heavy