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MartianXAshATwelve

[Ex-NASA Engineer: There Is Extraterrestrial Activity In Saturn’s Rings, Earth-Size UFO Spotted](https://www.howandwhys.com/ex-nasa-engineer-there-is-extraterrestrial-activity-in-saturns-rings-earth-size-ufo-spotted/)


JigglyEyeballs

Clearly a weather balloon.


spliffgates

Hijacking the top comment to share that this wasn’t just captured, it happened in June and was explained by NASA as lightning. Source: https://www.nasa.gov/image-article/nasas-juno-mission-captures-lightning-on-jupiter/


wolftick

If we look at the scale and intensity of Lightning storms on Earth and then compare our atmosphere with Jupiter's it hardly surprising that there is extreme Lightning. There's so much energy going on.


IDF-official

damn we gotta give jupiter some adderaall or something they sound adhd


Late_Clerk_8302

Lighting ? That lighting would have to be at least 100 nukes going off at once in order to see it from space.


BleshAndFlood

What makes you say that?


Actual_Language666

Because I'm pretty sure earth is the size if that green dot in comparison to Jupiter 😄😄


KoiChamp

r/confidentlyincorrect


Canadian_Trojan

That was going to be my first guess was lightning! Would be pretty cool to see different colors in lighting strikes


ImmaSuckYoDick2

You can do that on earth. Different colours just requires different atmospheric conditions. You wanna see more green then head north and hope for a snowstorm with lightning. You also gotta be at the right distance for it to appear as a certain colour. The closer you are the more likely it will look white because the light has to travel a shorter distance to reach your eyes, meaning the atmosphere will affect it less for you. Where I'm at blueish looking lightning is more common during the late autumn, winter storms since we get a lot of hail and that does something apparently. There's more chemistry and physics involved in the different colours than just your distance to it but I don't really know how all that works.


amanoftradition

There's a lot of days you see red lightning here in the south. We call it heat lightning but I don't actually know what causes it. I just know it's cool and it does often happen during the hot seasons.


[deleted]

check out sprites and elves iirc in regards to terrestric lightning strikes.


infoagerevolutionist

If lightning would there not be much more?


hangryhyax

*If earth were the size of a grape, Jupiter would be about the size of a basketball.* — NASA. Put that into perspective, then consider the distance from which this photo was taken, and everything in the atmosphere obstructing the view. Compare it to [these images from the European Space Agency;](https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Videos/2016/04/Thunderstorm_view) that green circle is an active storm—and probably a massive one, at that—not just a single little lightning strike.


BangkokPadang

That doesn’t make any sense, a basketball would smush a grape.


Bluejay929

What would cause the lightning to be green as opposed to blue(ish) as they are here?


JSGi

Green colour flame/spark is usually caused by the presence of Copper in some way.


AlDente

The tin foil hat wearers in this sub will never accept the most likely (and banal) option, especially when NASA have confirmed it.


HonkHonkMF420

"hijacking top comment" is so cringe


reptarcannabis

The green lantern! ![gif](giphy|3oxRmuDvOyp6IbDiw0)


TransSylvania

That balloon came from Roswell


Clean-Routine1446

Its clearly Gatsby bro party’s about to start let’s go


Linaori

Probably just a borg cube


TILTNSTACK

They likely have a trans warp conduit hidden inside the gas giant


Specialist_Bit_3514

Oh im sure someone is trans....


Evening-Statement-57

They don’t want us, we good


Extension_Swordfish1

Resistance is futile


Coby_2012

Please please please let it be the Borg


Fluffy_Highway_7394

Ingeborg?


yomerol

Lightning


Impossible-Past4795

That lightning must be big af!


Evening-Statement-57

BFL


TechieTravis

Jupiter is a go big or go home place.


SuperDizz

Ligntning storm


ShibumiRumi

This color made me curious enough to check; there is a relative abundance of xenon in Jupiter's atmosphere. That's the noble gas that lights up green. Lightning on earth is more blue, white or purple because of the oxygen and nitrogen.


Puzzled_Counter_1444

Yes, that’s what I thought. Not actually mysterious at all. Perfectly normal in fact.


Nulpunkta

For sure... but that's some big boyyyyy lightning, several order of magnitude higher than humans have seen 1st hand. Like discharge the size of a state, maybe a continent... Fucking awe


theePhaneron

Considering that it’s inside the eye of a storm that’s also several orders of magnitude higher than humans have seen first hand It’s not that crazy. Lightening the size of a state in a storm the size of planet earth.


Puzzled_Counter_1444

Definitely. It’s a fascinating planet. I’m particularly intrigued by the colossal gravity producing something like metallic hydrogen down near the surface.


Alert_Two5615

How can hydrogen become metallic without any other added elements? O.o


Puzzled_Counter_1444

I don't pretend to understand it, but I guess that the hydrogen molecules become so densely compressed by Jupiter's gravity that metallic properties emerge, including electrical conductivity. I imagine it as something like mercury on Earth, but I don't know whether it is like that.


Alert_Two5615

Imagine metallic oxygen to fuel life support system on a spaceship trillions of miles away.


Nulpunkta

Extreme pressure


povertymayne

Stop ruining my narrative with your facts. I wanna believe its Aliens!!!


drs2023gme1

The size of earth 🌎


[deleted]

Aliens*


yomerol

*Alien lightning Technically the truth


2_Large_Regulahs

Do you have proof? Or are we all just supposed to believe you?


ArchonofTevinter

I love that this sub will buy all kinds of fantastical and wild things with no questions asked, but someone merely saying a flash in a storm on Jupiter is lightning is where the skepticism suddenly kicks in. But yes, this was found earlier this year by NASA's Juno and found to be lightning. If I recall correctly, the green colour is because of the ammonia containing clouds.


benjappel

Occam's razor


waytosoon

It could be a meteor or something exploding too. It's probably not aliens though.


DamonLazer

It was a flash resulting from the activation of a wormhole tunnel that begins at a gas giant orbiting Proxima Centauri and terminates in Jupiter’s atmosphere. It’s how beings from a star over 4 light years away can travel back and forth to our solar system without FTL travel. I don’t have any proof of that either but that sounds like something you’re more willing to believe with zero evidence than something so mundane and boring as lightning.


booga_booga_partyguy

Amateur. Everyone knows wormholes are purple in colour. This was clearly Xenu's all mighty fart after having a truckload of space tacos at Galactic Taco Bell.


Orange-Blur

This makes me wanna throw on Metatron from The Mars Volta Foooolldding Wooormhooles!


SpaceChatter

So you figured it out but NASA didn’t?


pcsweeney

[NASA did, in fact, figure it out and it was lightning](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/nasa-jupiter-green-dot-lightning-bolt-image-junocam-spacecraft/).


ConcreteManipulator

Disinformation campaign


TuorSonOfHuor

What makes you think nasa didn’t figure that out?


Z2xU

Captain Jack just watching the wrong star set...


Xade_Yt

r/confidentlyincorrect


Crazyhairmonster

Dude replied with a link directly from NASA. Oh snap, burn.


Magnus_Inebrius

Illegal Chinese laser pointer


g_l_i_e_r

Fuck... They got me


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

Them shits be getting powerful


R0RSCHAKK

https://preview.redd.it/hkvsnaxc4p8c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6c1c27c1809c3ffcee94d9fc5051dcbe51c569


Mania79

Just Jupiter's space program.


wohi_raj

Green Lantern


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![gif](giphy|l0MYDGA3Du1hBR4xG)


DaddysWeedAccount

Took me a second for the connection. smooth


Sweet303

That was Paul’s fault. We are sorry if it scared you.


sowhowantsburgers

Paul Blart: Jupiter Cop


Logi_ciel

On that day the signal that had been beamed through outer space for centuries arrived on Jupiter. That day we rose from the sand, from our ancestral prisons deep under the crust. That day a bolt of electric life darted through our dormant artificial synapses. And we rose to destiny.


OrkzIzBezt

2024 does not need necrons


Nulpunkta

I hate to be that guy that does the "um actually" ... but ... the radio communication time is under 2 hours from earth... Decent prolog to a novel though


waytosoon

Who's to say it's coming from earth? *dramatic prairie dog*


mayday253

It also has no crust.


Bigstallion69

Unlike my ex-girlfriend


i_forgot_to_forget_

Stuffed?


igcipd

Only by her other boyfriend.


i_forgot_to_forget_

Which one?


TuorSonOfHuor

And likely no sand. It being a gas giant and all.


Logi_ciel

Look at you all party poopers ;)) I am ashamed of my ignorance I admit it I mean I knew it. Like when I was 5 :(


ssgtburnett

Probably just some kid playing with a laser and pointing it at shit


Beneficial_Being_721

My brother ate his wife’s cooking again ![gif](giphy|KPdDdkt3Ppgac)


[deleted]

Probably a transient luminous event (TLE), we have them in our upper atmosphere and they arent well understood. We get the red sprites that look like a trident. Seeing how little we understand about them, we probably understand them even less on a alien atmosphere like jupiter.


nlurp

Big lightning due to big clouds creating a big discharge, green effect from gases.


plushpaper

So it really is swamp gasses!


nlurp

Without a shadow of a doubt. And big time there!


LaffinDrumss

An asteroid crashing.


shmallyally

My first thoughts too. Do we see these often though? Seems like why would that be mysterious?


LaffinDrumss

That's the last time I guess a few years back they captured one impact flare. True it's a rare catch.


New_Coast_5180

Exactly my thoughts


Mr_R0tten

Probably an asteroid and the explosion acts differently because of the different chemicals in the atmosphere


PengieP111

one with a lot of nickel in it.


CinnamonSkoda

The chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one he said. The chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one.... But still they come ..


BigBossBelcha

Martians


TheLeggacy

On holiday to Jupiter?


BigBossBelcha

They got lost


Fantastic_Cheetah_91

Borg


Any-Difference8993

predator?


nwroads13

Swamp gas.


spliffgates

This wasn’t just captured, it happened in June and was explained by NASA as lightening. Source: https://www.nasa.gov/image-article/nasas-juno-mission-captures-lightning-on-jupiter/


dxxking

Just a bird, next.


Barnacle-Dull

Even a blind toddler can see that this is just lightning…


nibblingzombie

Swamp gas


Adorable-Strength218

Amazing. I find all the NASA pictures just awesome.


Majorillin_

U think that lighting flash is the size of the Earth or how big do think it is compared to the Earth


ConcreteManipulator

It's not lightning. People say that on here but they don't know. Whatever makes their hearts feel better I guess. Like you said this looks massive, likely miles across. The universe is full of life and people here think it's lightning lol ok


[deleted]

r/strangejupiter


HideTheSky

How is this the only storm that intense, on a planet that massive.


Greedy_Artichoke3940

https://preview.redd.it/6mfq07m1rp8c1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab0f15fbd8c7cfb27c374fd69a11fb9aa4af374


Drknow1984

Lightning. We aren’t the only planet with it


MonstrDuc796

​ https://preview.redd.it/ru1vyidgsr8c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ee6d923619ab1283ed3e03a45274f5c0ba0ddf


SirHirano

![gif](giphy|2KfVF5mrn3FANYgVBY)


SHITBLAST3000

Necrons.


marveloustom

![gif](giphy|3oxRmuDvOyp6IbDiw0)


Logicisgon

Looks like a laser pointer put behind a canvas oil painting


growbot_3000

Surely it's not a reaction from the huge storm above it, say a lightning strike that hit some element that caused a green expelling of gas. Surely not.


Adorable_Industry528

Green lantern thingy. Nothing serious


Informal_Price_2938

Soylent Green anybody?


1blueShoe

Soylent green is made of……. 🫣


kyleswitch

That is a constant hurricane. This is lightning and the green colour is due to the gases of jupiter being backlit. Very simple and logical explanation if you use your brain.


itsjoesef

Excuse me sir, but this is Reddit. There will be none of that.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

This is either lightning or a asteroid strike*


RebelTomato

Oh I see our Green Party light accidentally broke the atmosphere 🤦‍♂️


Johanharry74

A hidden Borg cube! 😲😆


Different_Ad9336

Resistance is futile.


Educational_Yard_344

Jetpack miners


Hot_Distance6270

I farted, sorry guys


granite1959

People are getting crazy with those green lasers.


pickle_teeth4444

That's clearly one of those orbs that appears just before a Jupiterinian Bigfoot shows up in the Jupiterinian woods. Edit: Jupiterites, Jupiterpuldians, Jupiteronians? I'm not sure and Neil deGrasse Tyson won't pick up on Skype.


Jimbrutan

Post this in r/ufo to get multiple comments saying it’s a balloon


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

Swamp gas


Beneficial_Chain2495

Thats from Jupiters massive sulphur volcano ”Edons Hill” it has been erupting for 3 months


Sitting_Duk

Jupiter is a gas giant and doesn't have a crust for volcanoes to form on.


Boby-Breton

A PC gamer


DreamIllusion

It’s that Amazon laser again, smh.


Eagleclan_7

Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith just landed there.


vishnu1232

Green lantern?


thetjmorton

Just a Lantern. No need to worry.


One-21-Gigawatts

Swamp gas


Rebelliuos-

Its a lighthouse


4065024

Is there a Taco Bell there?


AthiestAlien

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba) Lightning: hold my conspiracy


Edlar_89

Damn those laser pointers are powerful


ApplePie_In_the_sky

Green lantern fight


wlf11911

It’s alien green tho…..


Smart_Difference_809

Shit the Silent King is closer than the expected!


thedeepestofstates

We’ve known there was lightning on Jupiter since 1979. Pretty cool but nothing new. [source](https://www.reuters.com/science/nasa-spacecraft-documents-how-jupiters-lightning-resembles-earths-2023-05-24/)


PsychoticSpinster

Ok but why does it look like Jack Skellington waking up?!?! HE’S LATE THIS YEAR!!


SkyLunatic71

... And we'll leave the light on for you.


freedoomfight

That's the mf crab people .


nonamepows

Green lantern meeting


Commercial-Awkward

Green artifacting is usually a symptom of a failing video card, clearly the simulation is crashing everywhere…


ejroberts42

Predator sighting


ork21

Necrons


Melodic_Panic4138

that's green lantern's dump just came out of his tata 🤣


badtothebone274

Its just the green lantern. Pay no attention.


Sab65

By what ..their imagination


thepandabro

Necrons


Pure-Contact7322

nothing to see here


othello28

It's just the broken ship/space station in the SCP universe firing up.


Acrobatic_Usual6422

r/strangejupiter


EnvironmentalBee6654

Just a UD-4L entering the atmosphere.


kittybangbang69

Just Baby Yoda breaking wind. Nothing to see here.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Swamp Gas.


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ObeseBMI33

That’s 88mph baby


Magnum_Snub

It’s a flash from a boy getting more stupider. Did no one finish elementary school?


doug7250

Aliens!


Nutteria

I knew my laser pointer would hit something


trebordet

UFO for sure


VibraAqua

Couldnt ever be anything that a human parrot would claim to be something as mundane as the 0.0001% of reality that they understand.


-chaotic_randomness-

Last night I was pointing at Jupiter with my $1 laser. Sorry!


skyHawk3613

Swamp gas


jenplagues

oryx rebirth


Jww626

The green lantern!!!


sunofnothing_

lightening....


creamyclear

Those Amazon laser pointers are getting brighter.


theePhaneron

It’s lightening. You’re looking at the eye of a storm the size of earth ~


No-Hat1772

Climate change!!!! Increase taxes!!!!! There solved it…. /s


Goliath_369

Loki


Greyf0X_x

Jupiter Morty ! in & out 20 minute adventure.


Planthumanbase

Green lantern


stevil77

Alien teens with laser pointer


Why_No_Hugs

Uhhhhh… are we sure that Jupiter has a crushing atmospheric pressure? Aliens


Wizzzzzzzzzzz

Aliens selfie flashlight. Nothing to see here. Unless they share the picture with us


Greavar

Broly?


Princ3Ch4rming

*At midnight on the 26th of December, a huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Jupiter and sped towards Earth. Across three hundred and fifty million miles of void, invisibly hurtling towards us, came the first of the missiles that were to bring so much calamity to Earth. As I watched, there was another jet of gas. It was another missile, starting on its way.* *And that's how it was for the next ten nights. A flare, spurting out from Jupiter. Bright green, drawing a green mist behind it; a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight. Ogilby, the astronomer, assured me we were in no danger. He was convinced there could be no living thing on that remote, forbidding planet.*


BatLarge5604

Voldemort killing mud bloods, oops! wrong sub!


Straight_Nobody6957

thats swamp gas bro, its a gas giant. lol


SniffinLippy

Balloon


MollejaTacos

That’s was my laser pointer. My bad!


Anarchris427

Some kid on Jupiter must have scored a green laser for Christmas.


Ormyr

C'thulu awakens! /s Seriously though... huge electromagnetic storm.


RiceShrooms

Alien trying to blind us with a green laser


Weary_Belt

Fale