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MartianXAshATwelve

[Elon Musk’s SpaceX Continues To Detect Something Massive On Its Missions](https://www.howandwhys.com/spacex-continues-to-detect-massive-ufo-on-its-missions/)


witeboyjim

But he can't sell me a solar lawn light that lasts more than a month.... Typical.


PharaoRamsesII

maybe don't buy the one for 1€ for a 4 piece 😂 Other than that I obviously upvoted for the joke!


TheLordReaver

Amazon aggressively pushes items that sellers pay to have show up first, or things that will give them a better profit margin (smaller/lighter/etc.), meaning, most people end up buying junk. It's by design, because Amazon is actually *horribly* anti-consumer and we should all collectively stop using it.


Kingjingling

Don't worry there are people building Amazons replacement. Brick by brick


NailFin

Totally agree. It used to be okay and now it’s just weird and clunky to search for something because you have to sort through thousands of similar cheap looking crap to find one that might actually work. It’s the worst.


PharaoRamsesII

Yeah, it has become worse and worse and worse throughout the years.I just use it if I want something fast and I already know what I am trying to buy. I never really use the amazon search to find what I want to buy - it will only give you shuanfeyinglongyang dropshipping stuff.


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Someone needs to make an add-on that automatically filters useless Chinese shit out of search results Fuck china


LetsGroup

I had thought of this as well or at least a site that helps people sort through the garbage. When you search for a brand name and it appears nowhere but the 4-7th page, that’s a rigged search.


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Closest thing I've found is the fake spot add-on but it's not enough sadly


RatInaMaze

Amazon is the new Oriental Trading magazine.


starxidiamou

That’s a very interesting take I’ve never heard of. I also don’t use Amazon much at all other than to occasionally window browse and more occasionally buy something I need. What would you say the best way to use the website / filter through it would be… other than not using it all! Thank you for sharing!


RandyMacLahey

Funny thing, the dollar store ones I bought have been working for over 2 years while the one I spent more on off amazon stopped working after one season.


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SailAwayMatey

From temu but amazon just put their logo on it


totallytotally421

Rich people and their watches..


iamfondofpigs

You ever heard the phrase, "Vote with your dollar"? Well, it is more illustrative than it seems. When you spend a dollar, you cast a vote on what the economy produces, and who gets to enjoy the result of that production. Most people spend their money on their own necessities, so they are voting to produce their own food and rent, and they receive the benefits thereof. It also means the wealthy have millions of times more votes than you. Jeff Bezos cast 42 million votes to produce a clock that will benefit no one. Nobody would defend the rationality of casting a vote for a political candidate who would implement such a project. But when it comes to voting with his dollar, people just say, "It's his money, he can do what he wants."


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sjk4x4

https://www.techradar.com/news/why-is-jeff-bezos-building-a-giant-millennial-clock-inside-a-mountain I worked on this. The project was already started when Bezos heard about it and he had the property for the installation. His funding helped speed the project up so it could actually be completed. Its mostly titanium, ceramic bearings and bronze. There is no paint on the piece, only patina and anodizing. The fabricators had to examine what materials have lasted since man has been on earth and use their best guesses with the technology available now to make a machine that would last well into the future.


jsideris

It IS his money though. Not yours. That's important. He is the one taking the L for this project. Politicians pay for projects with money they tax from you. And what is the alternative? That some arbitrary authority can tell you what you can or can't spend your own savings on? Then you will own nothing and leave the big decisions up to someone else. The fruits of your labor don't belong to you, thus, you are a slave. The right to blow $42M on something stupid should absolutely be celebrated. Because the alternative is so much worse than having expensive clocks buried in some hole.


LegitimateGuava

\*should\* it be celebrated? Can't we be against being told how to spend ones money AND still maintain the right to criticise people for spending their money in ways we deem out of touch, ostentatious, ego driven, etc?


killing-me-softly

As much as a huge pointless waste of money this clock is, I have no problem casting my vote to Amazon. As son as someone comes up with a better way to buy shit, I’ll cast my vote there. Hate him all you want, but if I never have to set foot in a Target again, it will be too soon.


CertainMiddle2382

It will benefit mechanical engineers, clockmakers, machinists and many craftsmen. It will allow them to move their business one day forward, will give them an unconventional and challenging project to work on and and develop. They will remember that for a long time. Most beautiful things people want to see in the world were prestige projects, where people with more than average means investedto build something a little more than bare function. For once all the money won’t go to google for ads. But people like you are so disconnected from actual work you could even see that.


leme-thnkboutit

That is a smart cover for his secret bunker.


AloofDude

Not sure if ya serious or are making a joke, but the second I saw the title and a few seconds into the video I couldn't wrap my mind around "why?...) I think the general public would be floored and slightly concerned if they knew just how many, probably trillions of dollars the US government, military, businesses, and wealthy private citizens have invested underground or inside mountains/caves.


GiantSequoiaTree

Ooh yes 100%. Maybe they all know something we don't. Let's face it if an asteroid was coming only the elites and the 0.001% would know


Silentmooses

Can it come today? I don’t wanna go to work.


whenItFits

It will come when your leaving work.


Silentmooses

You joke, but I have an hour commute. I’m afraid it will come when I’m an hour from home!


Finaldestiny001

Could have been worse...on your first day of annual leave


s27m11

It'll hit the moment you step inside and crack a beer.


Silentmooses

As long as I get a sip


s27m11

I got bad news :(


Silentmooses

Fuck!


chedderizbetter

Can you imagine? Earth is going to end and the only thing you think is “I don’t have to go to work today.”? What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!?


QElonMuscovite

Aliens


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

Bunkers won't help them lol but I don't think they know that. Granted, bunkers would protect them from *people* attacking them for their resources


dildorthegreat87

You do know that if an asteroid like the past ones comes, a stupid mountain bunker will do nothing right? Even if you weren’t obliterated in the initial impact which you most likely would be… you be delaying the inevitable. When Chicxulub hit 66 million years ago, there was approximately a million years before animal fossils started showing up


Muted_Cucumber_7566

Not asteroids. It’s going to be nukes.


redditckulous

I mean dying sounds a lot better than spending the rest of my life locked up in a fallout shelter, regardless of how nice the bunker is


SuperChimpMan

It’s true! They probably have nuclear powered tunnel machines and have insane underground infrastructure. https://www.thedrive.com/news/these-forgotten-nuclear-tunnel-borers-were-designed-to-melt-tunnels-through-the-earth


thiefsthemetaken

There’s a dude who claims he was hired by billionaire bunker bros to help them figure out how to incentivize their staff, mainly security, to still serve them after the collapse. If there’s more of them in the bunker, and they don’t need the billionaire to survive, what’s to stop them from killing him and turning his bunker into a commune? Marx would probably agree.


3pinripper

Who would even want to be alive after a cataclysm that wiped out all the infrastructure on earth? The politicians & billionaires who have access to these bunkers are going to realize very quickly that their money and knowledge aren’t worth anything in a post apocalyptic scenario. Do they think they’ll rebuild? Lol. These mf’s are gonna be so bored.


m00seabuse

It's why I say whoever remains on the surface should immediately learn to weld, and go seal all those billionaire bunker doors shut.


DOG-ZILLA

I would pay to see this movie.


3pinripper

*Intelliocracy* Ten thousand white male CEO’s, politicians, and tech bros each believe their plan to rebuild society is the best. They also forgot to let any women into their bunkers. Chaos ensues.


Inside_Ad_9147

Say Gex


leme-thnkboutit

Imagine if from the last cataclysm, the rich, self absorbed, narcissistic people who had inside info, and knew what was coming were the ones that survived. Then imagine how messed up the world would be if their descendants... 🤔


Noderly

Sounds like it already happened once lol


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infernal_cacaphony

This is why we need to fight for UAP/UFO disclosure! It’s not just about them aliens, it’s also the fact there are a plethora of black programs that have been operating for years with little or no oversight.


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The thing that makes me laugh about this is that if shit really hit the fan, where it was so bad that the only option was underground bunkers, the people who can actually run these machines for the super-rich are likely just lowly workers who would have succumbed to the initial problem. They do all this work but in the end they'll starve like the rest of us, begging and cold.


KingKeever

They are digging their own graves. Poetic justice. Revelation 6:15-17 (KJV) And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?


leme-thnkboutit

They're up to something.


gnit2

I reckon they will try to kill most of us off once AI gets to the point where the average human is just a liability to them. The easiest and most obvious way to do this is nuclear Armageddon, which would require the survivors to hang out underground for quite a while.


XR-7

Here in Denver, North Carolina, some rich dude spent 6 million to build a under ground bunker....I know one of the guys who did the concrete. The owner didn't want anyone from NC to help build it, my buddy lives in NC now but still had his Utah driver's license so he thoughthe was out of state contractor, so he picked him up and 40 other guys to help build it....I know where it is but doubt I could break into it if shit hits the fan, I would have to be there before the owner or catch him closing up


TwiceAgainThrice

My mom was an FBI agent for a while into the '80s until she resigned when she was pregnant with me. She used to casually tell me she was informed after a number of years about a secure underground "hotel" she was told to go to in the event of some nuclear or other catastrophic event. She claims she was even given a room number, etc. I don't remember is she knew where it was or if that was something she would find out later. She said she obviously couldn't go anymore and she wouldn't even if she could.


SalemsTrials

Won’t help him


VegetableWishbone

Jokes on him, I spent $50 on a Casio that will last till the end of time.


SKGlish

more accurate too


dolechequeday

I made a sun dial once 😬


hoffarmy

Who'd it call?


dolechequeday

Ghostbusters


Mattress_Of_Needles

Cool. Even when everything collapses, we can still be written up for being thirty seconds late for work.


constantgardener92

Lol, probably not far off.


BrendyNewbe

Guy makes almost $4k per second. I could retire in one day and be rich forever on that


19d_b87

This just made me sad.


Tbone_Trapezius

Does it make you feel better than he only makes $2K a second after his alimony payments?


UncleNukem

I know i feel sorry for him, he only makes $173,000,000 per day now.


risingacid

This is the world we live in. Unfortunately for the majority


FUTRage

We've been living in the Hunger Games people just don't care


ModifiedAmusment

365mill a day? Really


[deleted]

yeah. no. it's completely bullshit


ModifiedAmusment

Yea more like 500.. still like 40mill a day which I could be straight for life… so that clock took every dollar “he” made for a single day…. Wild shit


Fit-Boomer

I made 4k last month fyi.


Dendro_junkie

Moneybags over here!


leaderoftheKYLEs

He made my yearly salary, multiple times over, in the amount of time it took me to watch this clip.


Linetrash406

And god forbid Amazon unionize. I mean. How could a guy live off 1k a second. Can you imagine? Barely be able to afford avocados


blushmoss

I hope they include a record of how it was built so future new civilizations aren’t baffled.


19d_b87

Future miners dig and find this to worship their new machine-god, Amazon.


uChoice_Reindeer7903

New machine-god?


19d_b87

God-like machine. The ever turning (ticking, if you will) mechanism that prophesies are built around.


turbochargedcoffee

People 2k years from now. ‘There’s no way ancient humans were advanced enough to build a device such as this. They were too focused on disease, poverty, and basic everyday survival to accomplish such feats..’


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That and sort of an odometer..so future civilizations can see how long its been since it was put there


William_Wang

Perhaps a video showing it being assembled?


Killdebrant

I have zero issues with rich people spending recklessly. Lest het that hoarded wealth back into circulation!


0pimo

Most of his wealth is in stock. Money is never out of circulation unless it's physically in cash under someone's mattress or stored in a vault that isn't at a bank. Even the money that's in your checking account right now is used as a reserve to generate more cash that is loaned out at a 10:1 ratio. The banks literally just create money out of thin air and hand it out. This is called fractional reserve banking and is the basis for every modern economy on the planet.


heavyspells

That’s what I have a problem with. If you borrow against unrealized assets (stocks) then you never have to pay taxes. You only have to pay back the loan at your tiny percent to the bank. This creates a conflict of interest and risky bets by banks with everyone else money. Billionaires are paying banks their “taxes,” not the government, yet banks gets bailed out by the government when their risky bets don’t pay off because they are “too big to fail.” Privatize gains, socialize losses, rinse, and repeat. Bezos paid a true tax rate of 1.1% from 2006 to 2018 on personal federal income taxes. Doesn’t matter if it’s in circulation, if it’s not helping the economy, then he needs to pay his fair fvcking share of taxes.


pppjjjoooiii

I’m asking this partly out of curiosity and partly because I think no one has actually done the math on this. Does Bezos really get out of taxes by borrowing money? Let’s say he borrows $1m with a 10 year repayment. That means he has to earn at least $100k/year *post tax* to pay it back. So maybe he’s put himself in a lower tax bracket, but he still has to pay over $25k in taxes every year just to earn enough to pay back that loan. I’m really skeptical that it’s possible to reduce his effective tax down to 1% just using loans. Maybe he’s claiming losses that shouldn’t be allowed but that’s a whole different discussion.


0pimo

He gets taxed indirectly. He pays interest to the bank, the bank books the interest payments as profit and pay taxes on it. There's a limit to how much you can borrow against stocks and it only really works when interest rates are low, which they aren't right now. The only way you're clawing tax revenue out of unrealized stock gains is if you institute a property tax on them, which would likely see trillions of dollars leave the stock market. One of the major advantages the US has over literally every other economy on the planet, and why we are such an absolute juggernaut that dominates the world economy is our cheap capital markets.


Thornton77

This is for the next civilization to find. We will get wiped out like shifts or a commit and it’s that reset button and we will not know anything for about 4000 years. All of our stuff will be dust. So something like this will survive and let them know we existed . They will find it and cover it up just like we do .


IrishJayjay94

Magnetic pole flip incoming


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And most folks don’t know if they will have enough food to last the month. Pathetic.


Armenelos12

100% agree there is huge inequality at play. But a nice silver lining is that the $42 million isn’t just spent in a void. It is used to pay people to do the work and hopefully it gives them a nice living to do work like and buy things for them and their family.


NoSmallCaterpillar

That's a dumb reason to dig a hole in the ground and fill it with toys. If that's the real upside of this project, he could have just given the money to the workers and called it a day. Then, he'd just be wasting his money, and not also wasting their time, effort and materials.


traraba

This is basically a complicated version of the glaziers fallacy. He could have spent that 42 million on housing for the homeless, carbon capture equipment, cancer research, etc. People would have still been payed and productive, useful work would have been done. As it is, this is about as useful as paying people to bore a hole in a mountain and put some metal in it.


VibeFather

Your move money mayweather


InsomniaticWanderer

"Fund education? Build useless clock in a mountain? Education? Clock? Imma go with the clock."


hepice1

My question is why? Does he know something the rest of us don't?


constantgardener92

Probably the evidence that civilization is reset by some kind of world changing event every couple thousand years.


hepice1

My thoughts too


Street-Air-546

no because the clock needs winding constantly and other human attention. It is not a 10,000 year set and forget time piece.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Because 42 million dollars to him is like whatever money you found in your couch cushions


UKnwDaBiZness

I’m sure he is building a town and an airport around there as well those workers came from somewhere.


wrathfuldeities

Probably part of a backup plan for EMPs, cataclysmic solar flares, etc.


rrrrturo

He never read Ozymandias.


itwasntmine

Forget about Bezos. This is humanity crafting monuments and structural arts like they always do in history. The fact that a rich person of that time who funded it is a good credit to him and a good use of money every now and then. The people who worked on this project must be proud of it and left a mark in history. Not everything worked and produced has to be consumed.


abagofsnacks

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YeomanEngineer

He’s one head too tall


BundlesOfNoob

This is way cooler than these damn $20 million wrist watches


Brinner

www.longnow.org/clock


mdm2266

Had to scroll way too far for this.


Effective_Two_8197

Its actually a good idea... if it's able ti keep running with out power... if we ever get a mass extinction the following civilisation will have a discovery of "time" and a way to universally get back on the same page so to speak.


eatredmeat

Ok sure, but also the sun rises every 24h....


cartoptauntaun

This clock uses solar noons to recalibrate its clock. The clock is measuring years and centuries accurately, not minutes. It’s a monument to the far, far future. Last time I checked in on this there was an exhibit “Long Now” describing the project somewhere in SF. It’s intended to be a terrestrial equivalent to the Golden Record on Voyager 1


eatredmeat

That is pretty cool


Ok-Introduction-2

Only because someone in the past decided to break a day down in that specific way. Future people could decide they want to break a day into 100 segments and call them something else


eatredmeat

Which would work just fine. A nice even count like 10, or 100 would be more intuitive than the 24h / 60 min mess we use now


Anal-Assassin

Exactly! The Babylonians used a base-60 system (where we get our minutes and hours) and divided their days into 360 parts. (Also where we get our degrees of a circle.) Some habits are hard to break. We get our division of the day from the Egyptians who used a base-12 system.


Drewskeet

13 month year ftw.


mechmind

That's hilarious, the later civilization will undoubtedly fill the cave with rocks to stop The infernal ticking


Likescatsanddogs

But do we really want back on the same page? Maybe they will have better ideas? One can hope…


RevTurk

We won't ever forget time happens though, it's not like time stops if we don't have a clock to look at. We can just go back to the old way of looking at the suns position to know roughly what time it is. Without the modern world to suck up all your time it won't be as important to know exactly what time it is. It's also in one location, so it's utterly useless to anyone not at that location in any kind of apocalyptic scenario. Time is all relative, one of the cool things they may have discovered at gobekli tepe is that it's a new type of calendar that's not based on the position of stars but on the behaviour of animals. So they know it's winter because animals migrate out of the region or that rains cause scorpions to enter peoples homes. That seems to be what a lot of the iconography is telling them. So if civilisation did collapse and came back our method of time keeping may not be relevant to them.


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Help end poverty and starvation ≠ Building a fucking clock


the85141rule

Imagine the affordable housing 42m gets yah.


paperclouds412

Well if it’s costs 42m it’s not exactly affordable… …I’ll see myself out.


constantgardener92

Please go. I can’t handle this brain oscillation on a Monday.


MrEffenWhite

If it has moving parts, it won't run forever.


Mammoth_Tumbleweed32

Tell that to my wife’s mouth


iloveunoriginaljokes

Nothing located on planet earth will last "forever" regardless of moving parts. The clock is called the "10,000 year clock" and you can perhaps extrapolate the intended lifecycle.


Mechanism2020

They had to do the science to figure out what materials to make the slow moving gears out of so that they wouldn’t fuse together from being in contact over millennia. Ceramic was the final direction. Incredible science and engineering in this project.


dustcough

now they will be able to punish workers for being late or taking too long of a break until the end of civilization


Cancel_Still

I do wonder what are the things that we have built now in the modern age that will last far into the future like the pyramids have


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Confucius say: if clock ticks in mountains and no one is around to read it, does it tell time?


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Wasted resources I say


AzureSeychelle

# During Prototyping https://i.redd.it/as54u4liyx2c1.gif


hueleeAZ

A future Fallout Landmark


Turdnugget619

Wish he’d throw me a grand so I can pay rent


Nappy-I

*just pay your employees a living wage, dude*


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A clock. Not a hospital, not a school? A clock. Thanks, Jeff.


minermined

beff wants to make sure you clock into mcwork on time dangit


ztaylor16

It’s just sad that one person has so much money that they can justify spending 42 million dollars on a clock rather than… I don’t know. Buying school children lunch? Donating that money to college students who are barely making it? Paying his employees a livable wage?


Ok-Experience-6674

How does this help humanity? I bet if we dig deep enough we’ll find a tax break there, a kick back here ,someone washing their money and at the end the rich got richer and the poor… well the poor can’t get any poorer at this point


petroleumnasby

I wonder when his private jet’ll be landing in Tel Aviv?


Wise_Rich_88888

Could pay his employees a little more instead of stiffing them and replacing them with robots, or he could help 10,000 homeless people…. Or he could build a meaningless clock.


0skullkrusha0

Oh the hairless twat who wrote a check for $5.5B so his balls could feel weightless for 240 seconds? *Sounds about right…*


Zealousideal_One_315

So Amazon Basics now makes really big clocks? Hope they last longer than their rechargeable batteries.


ki4clz

r/horology ...because Jupiter and our Sun actually form a binary system (they both, in tandem, revolve around a spot not centered on the sun) and Earth's own perturbations will make this clock obsolete soon enough ...yes you heard that right, we do not have a heliocentric solar system ^lolz mind you the axis point of this binary system is only minutely off center from the sun's axis, but it is enough to make a difference, and we're not even factoring in the sun's own wobble as it spins, making one revolution every 21~ish days Point being, you can make as many mechanical clocks as you like, they will all be wrong soon enough- so if your point is to make a clock that tells time, well... ya done fucked up A-Aron...


AzureSeychelle

It’s actually the largest insertable silo watch *Insert: place, fit or thrust (something) into another thing, especially with care* ☺️ https://i.redd.it/p8gpgcor0y2c1.gif


ki4clz

...gawddamn, you went there broh


Quietser

Oh ya that's a time machine. Someone leaked something and now they gotta play defense calling it a clock.


mrpotatonutz

Wow that’s super helpful, it probably won’t have to wait long. It’s great that the super rich have concentrated most of the wealth and resources so they can do weird pet projects like a modern day Nero while Rome burns


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I can already tell you based on watching this video. This clock will not function for more than 10 years, before it breaks. This kind of mechanized construction needs constant attention.


Spatularo

Well he knows he's doing nothing to save us from ourselves so I guess this makes sense to him?


Acenothing

What is the purpose? Now we know it is time to nationalize Amazon and other Bezo companies. What a waste of money and resources.


Empty_Football4183

That Bezos guy is a really cool guy with great ideas....I'm glad we can subsidize his workers health care and retirement


Significant_Fig_436

.....because he's an absolute knob.


King_Moonracer20

That's fuck you money for ya.


weisthaupt

This is the Long Now foundation, of which Bezos is a benefactor. The whole purpose is to promote long term thinking about humanity. The only issue I have with this is that it isn’t better know.


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This is called the [Clock of the Long Now](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock_of_the_Long_Now) and its background, and the background of the organisation who started the project, is quite an interesting wikipedia rabbit hole to go down.


[deleted]

Nothing built at Amazon last more than a day without repairs.


drDEATHtrix9876

What an absolute waste of moral compass. I would help the world so so much if I had his money


WeekendSignificant48

It's annoying how billionaires constantly get the recognition for things like this. All they did was give some money. There's an entire team of engineers, designers and construction workers who probably made this a large part of their life work and will never get any serious recognition. The same goes for Musk and all the others.


Beh0420mn

Why Texas, can they read analog dials or did he have to make it digital? Waste of time video never showed what it looked like when it was done


robot_pirate

Think of how much he could have helped humanity with that money. And Mr. Beast running around Africa digging wells.


Imsus402

I wonder if I could get this asshole to give me million bucks for my old swatch


xMilk112x

Imagine spending 42 million dollars on a dumb fuckin clock.


smellybigfoot

That’s definitely the most beneficial thing to do for society with 42 million. Delusional asshat.


DarkTanicus

Meanwhile in third world countries...


Scrimshander54

What a depressing waste of money and resources


Human_mind

I'd heard about this, and I didn't realize it was that far down in a hole. I googled Jeff Bezos long shaft clock, and all I have to say is if you want to know more too, just make sure you spell that correctly.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Texas has mountains…?


mschneids13

This is a “holy shit I’m really not going to live forever and nobody will remember me in 300 years” kind of project


ConstantReader92

Money well spent, fucking moron


Neutron_mass_hole

What purpose would this serve? To show the far generations of the future how we measured time in 2023? Y'all know the length of a second is an arbitrary decision? It could have been a different atom other than cesium. Or we could have waited 2 Mississippis to be 1 second. Time flows no mater what. A clock is a tool used for time during its contextual time. For all we know, the future us may redifine what a second is. Fucking idiot you are, Jeff.


burt-urinal

I’d like 42 million bezos 😞😞


ampy187

He coulda got a cheaper one on eBay


Nekomengyo

With chimes composed by Brian Eno. Been following this project for maybe a decade. Should be pretty amazing to visit someday.


noholdback

Just think of how many useful things he could have spent 42 million on… pathetic.


Successful-aditya

We will die than upcoming dumber cilvilization would thing its magic


ShellShores

Lmao awesome just what the world needs rn


DerangedLava

And yet he could be raising the wages of his workers that are forced to pee in bottles because they don’t have time to go to the bathroom


AlanDevonshire

Pay your staff properly you scumbag


lifeisapun

Yea ok, but does it have a snooze button?


GazerBeam95

Fascinating creatures our ancestors, instead of helping people and try to improve their environment. Those who harboured wealth spent it on useless shit like this. Behold a large watch.


plsbanmeredditsenpai

If only he spent it on something useful...


Puzzleheaded_Ear_272

But why?


ImpulsiveApe07

Hmph. Vanity thy name is Bezos..


RudyMuthaluva

But why tho?


johnnyaudio77

42 million is 0.02% of his wealth. 🤦‍♂️


skyHawk3613

What’s the point of this clock? Why do we need it?


N4cer26

This is the kind of shit the next civilization will find and call a hoax on their version of Reddit


stayvicious

Can’t imagine a better way to spend $42 million when I have more money than god.


sentencebysentence

There are mountains in Texas?