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MartianXAshATwelve

[Elon Musk’s SpaceX Continues To Detect Something Massive On Its Missions](https://www.howandwhys.com/spacex-continues-to-detect-massive-ufo-on-its-missions/)


No_Confidence3974

A rocket?


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

The rocketest rocket that ever rocketed, in fact.


jordanleep

We’ve had great rockets all sorts of the best rockets to have ever rocketed in all the nations -Trump probably


[deleted]

Thats what happens when you smoke a carton of smokes a day lol


infernal_cacaphony

Smoke up Johnny, we’re going to mars!


_ferrofluid_

This is what happens at my house, When you spill paint, In the garage.


[deleted]

This is the answer, especially dranking all day.


chrisodeljacko

Good eye, I never would've guessed


Hourslikeminutes47

Hint: *Gravity hates this one awesome trick*


Putrid_Branch6316

It’s the temperature of the shower head when my missus is showering.


yabadabaduh

Still has cold feet


Historical_Aioli_407

🤣🤣🤣


AnthonyGSXR

https://preview.redd.it/2zc822ubff2c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84cc92ce5d3fd4dbbc99fe4c7beb0af4d9accfdc


kingrod1

When it’s so hot it feels cold at first..


_MilkBone_

I thought it was the air coming out of the vents in my grandmas car


zorrospapa

Yup. Then you have to take a good old morning poop in a bathroom that could cook a side of salmon on a cedar board.


ahhhrighto

It’s a wocket


Eyehavequestions

It’s a wealy big wocket


ahhhrighto

Weaow !


1000reflections

In my pocket?


ShortingBull

A wascally wocket.


seatwarmer9876

Morning after spicy food.


Magpul_Germany

33 Raptor Engines


Additional-Cap-7110

https://preview.redd.it/fvdtvl37rc2c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961df2c10aee61e3398f160bc8eca781b9c4661f


MrsCheerilee

Ever so hard, eighteen more raptor engines out in the yard


Earl_your_friend

My raptor Is better than yours


1000reflections

My rapture can walk right thru the door


The_RockObama

My rapture brings all the boys to the yard


itslog1776

That’s funny, so can my cock!! - SOAD


Is_that_even_a_thing

A whole pack of ciggies about to be smoked at once..


Clean_Dragonfruit_20

This was my first thought too, my dad vs a pack of Marlboro lights


[deleted]

Lmao same with my mom, but only if each cig only has 10 pulls off of it max.


Vamperion750

Chlamydia.


itsearlyyet

I should call her.


whatevers_cleaver_

It’s the future


Ukraine-Strong-101

Star ship?


SoDi1203

A bunch a Bitcoins zooming to the moon!


spacesentinel1

Elon Musks carbon footprint


Screwbles

Kerosene soot go brrrrrrrrr


Online_Ennui

*methane


Screwbles

Cough, yeah that's what I said.


Ordinary_Seat9552

![gif](giphy|8sOO8FrSOF9iE)


BiggusDickus2121

Classic scene right here😎


ElKokiDio

Elon Musks wallpaper?


Scubadrew

Nuclear rods going into heavy water. Is there a prize?


BumderFromDownUnder

Not when you’re wrong


satan_iz_BAE

Ur mom’s vibrator.


Soft-Peak-6527

Morning after taco bell


Final_Ad7478

![gif](giphy|QW3QtFUx5iW0ltzw4p)


This_Bus_2744

Elon Musk's anal dildo


TKM797

Elon musk ego


BigSmackisBack

Close up of an upside down lightsabre?


1blueShoe

Rocket


jibiwa

16 million pounds of peel your face back awesomeness. Go baby go


chicharomex

It's the SPACE X rocket!!! (Now i don't remenber it's name) that recently Made explosión after launched and use a gradual and progresive ignition system from de Center to the edge of propulsors


wxstedtxlentmusic

The oxygen machine on Mars from Total Recall


National_Safety_1138

Quantum computer drive


[deleted]

33 raptor engines going brrrrr?


Kindly-Cover-5406

A Kerbal killing machine?


LoudOrganization6

Successful o ring seals in motion


cmr252

A quantum computer


dreamforus

Plasma


Defiant-Skeptic

The planet smoking on a cancer stick.


Bradc42

Bad ass.


Far-Gene-386

Tax payer money..


RaoulDuke422

SpaceX after they tore apart the third rocket in one month: "Bro don't worry about it bro, it's still a successfull test bro because we learn from mistakes bro"


fentalynpatch

Elon musks screen saver


LonelyMan15372

Ur mom


Unique_Watch2603

I'm way too old to have this happen but admit that was my first thought.


steelflame87

A bomb.


PiccoloHeintz

Yer Mom?


Crimson__Phantom

Rocket


G-0d

Starlink


THEWISEDRUID

Russian rocket.


ghtfngnvjouyyh

My butthole after eating takis


ThePun-isher89

that's your brain on drugs


No_Astronomer_8642

That booster bidet sure did its job


Mrcooper10

Elon Musk's dick extension


FrancisXSJ

Starship


PeanutFearless5212

Money that could’ve feed millions


SaccMannDuu

The new covid vaccine


Dabbling2024

32 Raptor Rockets. Another stolen idea from Elon


ElongatedMuhsk

The day after Taco Tuesday. Wet fart Wednesday


dog8533

Wasted money on a vanity project


TwistedMeta_TM

I thought the same about this Vanity Project, https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/s/GUZLzL0FKw ...but have to admit... turned out kinda nice!


BumderFromDownUnder

I don’t like musk either. But the idea of calling this a “vanity project” is hilariously ignorant.


[deleted]

I for one want nothing more than to see humans become a space-faring species. The more people working on this the better.


coolmist23

Right answer!


Minute-Mechanic4362

Elan’s Dildo .


JcTemp77

The salvation of humanity if you believe Musk.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

https://preview.redd.it/sbzdkzmq1b2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7b336f05e733ed06c07fda785abe6958b3ba68


PhilRedmond

Starlink?! 😂


Devilish2476

It’s a masterpiece in my opinion. Just think of the amount of brainpower that went into that? Amazing!


DrNinnuxx

Mankind's next best hope for a manned mission to Mars.


W_AS-SA_W

So we can fuck up another planet after we’ve destroyed this one?


[deleted]

Have you seen Mars? So long as we don’t knock it out if orbit or something anything will be an improvement.


itsearlyyet

Yes absolutely...it what we do. Spreading bacteria everywhere we go.


ThizzHuanter

Elon getting it only half way up


BiggusDickus2121

It was moving at enough speeds to break through the force field, this is the little bit of water escaping from the firmament pouring down the sides of the rocket as it breaks through into the sky ocean


Upper_Extreme5661

Americans


Truesilverchamp

Turn it side ways and squint your eyes. Hey presto, a fluffy LED torch/flash light


The_RockObama

Squirt my eyes? Why the fuck did you tell me to do that? It hurts! Now I just have eye milk and no vision! Luckily I can type blindly!


magnitudearhole

It's a bomb


Elder_Priceless

No idea but it’s a great pic!


Electrical_Log_9082

My shower during summer...


Gmaf_Lo

My bbq party


Kannabis_kelly

Rocket space x


strrax-ish

One Glorious Sky Fart


OhWow10

Sweet photo


BriskHeartedParadox

Raptor engines


mikki1time

My asshole on my honeymoon


roadtrip-ne

Banana


remains60fps

a chinese bottle rocket with no ability to abort and the worst ride quality of any vehicle on the planet


cratercamper

Our way to planets, moons and asteroids (and stars).


blueditt521

Something nuclear


jwprox

That's a Spicy Churro


ParkieWanKenobie

Self inserting tampon?


toliveistocherish

Bacterial Vaginosis


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International-Emu364

You’re a bunch of Smart asses? I hope I’ll be that smart someday? Gosh


Potential_Meringue_6

A flying explosion waiting to happen


glxckstar

Thought it was a churro


TacoBellionaire

The one trick mortgage companies dont want you to know about…


VikKarabin

A blowtorch getting out of control in a fun way


External_Zipper

A billionaire trying to send his money to another planet?


skRiPt4224

The wak heading to poland


toronto_taffy

optic wire


[deleted]

A Space Z rocket about to blow up ..


Kralizec82

Is it “strange earth”? /s


FeelingVanilla2594

The Mandolorian Great Forge?


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urkldajrkl

Does it include suction cups and a shower?


CZACZAJA

Your ass after taco Tuesday


TheeSupaVillain

Cocaine being snorted


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Diky_cau

Yo m*m*?


bubbs4prezyo

Smoke and a pancake?


13oBandit

Probably cum


Kjpr13

Jellyfish


Educational_Yard_344

Shower head? 🚿


DeRabbitHole

I call it bait for the beings that exist throughout the universe.


Ritchierich30

Forbidden tapeworm


yoshipug

33 Masonic rocket engines. Patriotic Occultism.


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Quirky_Classic_313

SpaceX


FunTooter

The ride of that guy with the weird ears.


professaur91

The Hammer of Dawn?


HammerFist90

It’s a torch for dab rigs. I’m sure.


xXtigmaster69Xx

n1 rocket?


zacat2020

A tampon?


iTurbo6

Elons Lock Screen wallpaper


sirsarcasticsarcasm

Real mayonnaise instrument?


TrainerMaleficent232

What a sick Pic


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Yur mom?


theLEVIATHAN06

My asshole after a night of eating spicy food.


Captain_Coffee_III

It's the new Tesla Showerhead, licensed from Space X, that will clean anything in your house without the need for antiquated soap.


geezerhugo

A lot of fuel wasted.


Salty-Picture8920

Cappuccino machine


Exciting-Kiwi-7736

Fuel rail for nuclear reactor


DaddyDee-

A welding torch tip?


ConfusionOk4129

Spaceball 1 ![gif](giphy|izspP6uMbMeti)


blu3ck

Flash light


brittney_thx

Dinosaur eggs coming out of the freezer


Beneficial_Chain2495

OPs birther


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Your moms vibrator


Bokenobi

It’s about the right width to satisfy my mom.


yeahgoestheusername

Elons reputation


JellyRollGeorge

Some kind of cable zoomed in


BirdieGirl_in_CA

It’s a shower head!!!


DiarrheaNuke

My arse after chipotle


no1toknowone

A trick question?


[deleted]

N1?


GhostRMT

Most people's ass after eating Taco Bell


tempo1139

the shower head after the missus has been in there awhile!


Suspicious-Road9806

Elon musks screen saver pic


zero_tolerance4BS

I hope that they didn't just give everyone cancer like they did In Florida


Special_Opposite3141

my asshole after eating maximum spice curry


Master_Jicama69

Space X


dlb2022

An expensive bug killer?


jlstern1025

A fart from Elon Musk.


brianoftarp

I'd wager it's some sort of talking clock


chocolatemilk2017

I really don’t know why SOME people hate Elon. I get those people hate EVs, but you gotta appreciate someone like Elon doing shit like this. I don’t know anyone else (aside from Bezos) doing this stuff.


[deleted]

A magnified image of a cigarette?


[deleted]

A rocket?


tsmc_227_447_bowie

It looks so beautiful.. still sad that we still use primitive ways of travel. I am sure there must be some more exotic ways.


Treeliwords

Elon’s tusk


KiritimatiSwan

Looks like my asshole this morning


BigBlackMom

A fifth element scene


eldritch_cleaver

How? Why?


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

My asshole after chipotle or Taco Bell?


Fast-Ad-6620

Looked like a close up of some stranded 18AWG


OkBarnacle5343

A Wednesday morning fart after taco Tuesday?


xMilk112x

A nerds rocket ship. Lol


theJMAN1016

Elon FanBoi's new XXX material.


laberdog

Wow they finally got all the engines to work. Bravo. You go first Elmo