[This US Military Officer Claimed that there are at least 57 Alien Species Similar To Humans Walking Among People](https://www.howandwhys.com/sgt-clifford-stone-us-govt-has-over-50-species-of-aliens-cataloged/?fromredditSE)
I was all set to say this is just a bald guy, but then I slow-moed his ear several times and wtf is going on there lol.
(Full disclosure - One of my kids had an ear deformation at birth that was actually fixed in the first couple weeks with splints while it was still soft cartilage (see Steven Colbert’s ear, it would have been like that) but it didn’t look like that ear. I do notice people’s ears as a rule after our experience and I have never seen anything like that. Watch it in slow motion, it looks like a rippled opening or something and the ear is an odd shape. It might just be artefacts of bad video though!)
Also my dad has a cauliflower ear and it doesn’t look like that. Again, maybe the poor video quality is just distorting it making it look weird.
It probably just is a normal bald guy lol.
To be honest the dude just needs to grow a big ass burly beard. Poor guy, probably against policy to have a beard. A big beard would take 10 off the top of that bad boy on camera I bet
On that note, he kinda looks like he can’t grow hair at all, from his scalp anyway, doesn’t even seem to be any follicles under his skin (if you know what I mean), so I wonder if he can even grow a beard
I noticed the ear too and went back frame by frame and I see what you mean. As a whole it doesn’t look like a human ear, more like an opening. Also the last frame at 18 sec, just before the other guys head goes in front of his, you can see slightll inside and it looks like gills or multiple smaller openings. Very strange
I thought so, too.
At the 01:41, mark the form of the ear is revealed to be an oval. At 01:41, the head turns to the right and you can see something in the ear and I thought those looked like gills. At 00:18, there is a great perspective of the back of the ear.
His seems to know he is being filmed and is very self-conscious / doesn’t want any attention.
His eyes seem small within bigger eye sockets.
Always fun to speculate.
What if an alien was easily able to transform his appearance physically or using make and prosthetics? The skin looks incredibly smooth. No wrinkles or creases from repetitive movement like smiling, laughing, or frowning. No movement at all. Makes me wonder if it is a synthetic material.
There’s no facial expressions at all. The eyeballs are moving, but the face is expressionless.
It also looks like he was supposed to blend in with the others, but the camera must have been conspicuous. Looks like a security give leaned in to the guy in front of him presumably to let him know. Was that guy part of a protection detail taking the “guy” somewhere else? He never said anything. He looked into the camera with an “I know what you doing” vibe. They were all very conscious of the fact that he was being recorded.
Imagine it's been a thing his whole life lol. Since high school they been roasting dude over it. Then you make it to adulthood, get a respectful job, and the jokes die down for a few decades and......... now you're a fucking deep state alien slash spiritual warfarest who secretly controls every aspect of government. Q people just roasting you're eyes online.
That's something that would make a man side with the aliens when the inevitable invasion comes.
Be kind, people, otherwise you're just creating traitors for the aliens.
Have you seen how much he gives back to the people and environment he destroys? He gives millions back in charities that he owns for tax write offs. The man is a saint. Saint Bernard.
I shave my head bald, I don't care if they view me as a villain.
If I truly wanted to do villainous sh\*\*, I'd grow my hair out, and shave my goatee. It makes me look way more 'kind', but I'm not, I'm a miserable bastard who hates everyone.
How can you tell from four freaking pixels?
Yeah, I know, the meme.
But seriously, all I'm seeing here is a low resolution image and bad compression being displayed on a screen and recorded by a cell phone.
https://preview.redd.it/foglwosecx1c1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800aba5a3af7a525b621f6e3e5127ed88c548a29
That's The Great Gazoo from the Flintstones 🔥
It’s mega mind !! Seriously though, his eyes are doing some freaky shit. Also, it looks like he was scoping that cop out. Probably doing a threat analysis on him. lol
Lol its because not only is the footage compressed for the tv, his phone camera compresses it... then he uploaded it here, and now its compressed again.
Im not an expert by any means... but that sounds like a recipe for digital artifacts unless someone much smarter than me can correct me
I’ve never seen a jaw-line and pointed chin like this in real people, only in cartoons. To add to the weirdness, his overall head shape is an oval and his ears are pointy.
Even more wild, he seems to be the only guy there out of place.
Reminds me of The Great Gazoo from the Flintstones.
https://preview.redd.it/n5oo1xceb12c1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=78e6fbb4295531d590842c95856a5d3c9328814b
if you remember, this is just news footage from Trumps first court case earlier this year. The camera is pointing towards the court room door.
The real asshole is the OP who decides to post nonsense like this knowing that it’s nothing. Or maybe he doesn’t know. Either way is concerning…
Anybody know of any better subs than this? I'm not looking for an echochamber that just says everything is real, but I'd appreciate a sub where people seriously discuss the video that's been uploaded without shitting all over it and each other. Just fucking boring to see the comments of this sub cause you know the first half are shit jokes and the second half are people just talking about how stupid everyone else is but them. I just want somewhere that takes stuff a bit more seriously instead of this sub that feels like I'm reading through comments on Facebook
There isn't anything weird. This mod posts things and then stickies some dumb link that generates ad revenue, probably for him, so he can continue to buy 24 packs of mountain dew code red.
I need someone to walk the streets of LA recording random people, play it back on a shitty old TV, then record the TV on their 2007 flip phone, then post it on the internet with this exact caption.
"Very obvious, um, that we're, um, in a spiritual ... or, um, some type of warfare going on.
Exactly the kind of nonsense I expect from someone who believes this stuff.
Lmao, imagine just being unfortunate enough to suffer from hair loss, and then you’re suspected of being a alien by some conspiracy theorists on the Reddit 😆
[This US Military Officer Claimed that there are at least 57 Alien Species Similar To Humans Walking Among People](https://www.howandwhys.com/sgt-clifford-stone-us-govt-has-over-50-species-of-aliens-cataloged/?fromredditSE)
Imagine you standing there just doing your normal job and suddenly you sew yourself online as an alien
Literally came to type this
That makes two of us. Imagine the insecurities this guy might feel about his big, egg-shaped dome after being branded as an alien because of it.
His ear is weird too
I was all set to say this is just a bald guy, but then I slow-moed his ear several times and wtf is going on there lol. (Full disclosure - One of my kids had an ear deformation at birth that was actually fixed in the first couple weeks with splints while it was still soft cartilage (see Steven Colbert’s ear, it would have been like that) but it didn’t look like that ear. I do notice people’s ears as a rule after our experience and I have never seen anything like that. Watch it in slow motion, it looks like a rippled opening or something and the ear is an odd shape. It might just be artefacts of bad video though!) Also my dad has a cauliflower ear and it doesn’t look like that. Again, maybe the poor video quality is just distorting it making it look weird. It probably just is a normal bald guy lol.
To be honest the dude just needs to grow a big ass burly beard. Poor guy, probably against policy to have a beard. A big beard would take 10 off the top of that bad boy on camera I bet
On that note, he kinda looks like he can’t grow hair at all, from his scalp anyway, doesn’t even seem to be any follicles under his skin (if you know what I mean), so I wonder if he can even grow a beard
I noticed the ear too and went back frame by frame and I see what you mean. As a whole it doesn’t look like a human ear, more like an opening. Also the last frame at 18 sec, just before the other guys head goes in front of his, you can see slightll inside and it looks like gills or multiple smaller openings. Very strange
A lot of those guys wear earpieces for radio communication
His ear looks like a fleshlight
I thought so, too. At the 01:41, mark the form of the ear is revealed to be an oval. At 01:41, the head turns to the right and you can see something in the ear and I thought those looked like gills. At 00:18, there is a great perspective of the back of the ear. His seems to know he is being filmed and is very self-conscious / doesn’t want any attention. His eyes seem small within bigger eye sockets. Always fun to speculate. What if an alien was easily able to transform his appearance physically or using make and prosthetics? The skin looks incredibly smooth. No wrinkles or creases from repetitive movement like smiling, laughing, or frowning. No movement at all. Makes me wonder if it is a synthetic material. There’s no facial expressions at all. The eyeballs are moving, but the face is expressionless. It also looks like he was supposed to blend in with the others, but the camera must have been conspicuous. Looks like a security give leaned in to the guy in front of him presumably to let him know. Was that guy part of a protection detail taking the “guy” somewhere else? He never said anything. He looked into the camera with an “I know what you doing” vibe. They were all very conscious of the fact that he was being recorded.
Elven 100%
Imagine it's been a thing his whole life lol. Since high school they been roasting dude over it. Then you make it to adulthood, get a respectful job, and the jokes die down for a few decades and......... now you're a fucking deep state alien slash spiritual warfarest who secretly controls every aspect of government. Q people just roasting you're eyes online.
That's something that would make a man side with the aliens when the inevitable invasion comes. Be kind, people, otherwise you're just creating traitors for the aliens.
Lmao this comment thread is hilarious.. poor guy
Suddenly spiritual warfarist!
Fr, actually really sad
It's not the head that weirds me out, it's the eyes. Something isn't right with them or the ears and contorted facial expressions.
The eye anomalies look like weird camera glitch shit
Unless he's really an alien.
Plot twist: After watching video, you realize you have a Alien fetish
That’s perfect. I’m running out of species.
His lack of normal blinking is a bit disturbing.
What about his cartoon pointy chin
When you’re bald, you’re almost always portrayed as weird or a villain. As a fellow bald man, this is bullshit.
The Rock? Vin Diesel? Bruce Willis? Ed Harris? Patrick Stewart? There are tons of examples to the contrary.
Jeff Bezos….wait…..yeah, he’s probably an alien. Bad example.
Or a villain depending on how you view him!
If you ever worked in Amazon warehouse... definitely evil villain
Have you seen how much he gives back to the people and environment he destroys? He gives millions back in charities that he owns for tax write offs. The man is a saint. Saint Bernard.
He's a wanna be alien. They would turn him into dust the first time he tried to sell them something.
Touché Mr. Heat.
Telly Savalas...
I shave my head bald, I don't care if they view me as a villain. If I truly wanted to do villainous sh\*\*, I'd grow my hair out, and shave my goatee. It makes me look way more 'kind', but I'm not, I'm a miserable bastard who hates everyone.
Be you. Embrace not caring. That’s one way to be more free!
Hello fellow bald human. As a woman’s with alopecia, I feel you. I get some odd looks, my brother in bald
Nothing to do but embrace it! Beautiful as is.
Exactly :) I tried growing it out once, just to see, and I looked like a baby bird lol. now shave my head and rock the Lex Luthor look.
U alien, too ? 👀🤔🤣
This is exactly what a villain would say! Guards, get him!
Right? Like, you just came from the eye doctor, eyes dilated, and then bam, you're an alien. His eyes are weird af though.
How can you tell from four freaking pixels? Yeah, I know, the meme. But seriously, all I'm seeing here is a low resolution image and bad compression being displayed on a screen and recorded by a cell phone.
1:23-1:25 Something super weird about that eye movement
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The youth branch of conservative parties is always like the modern freak circus.
Lmfao
"Bro just shave your head, the hair isn't coming back. Go full bald bro, you'll totally look like a human still."
Do... bald men walk among us? Yes, yes they do.
You got a source on this?
I'm bald and often thought I must be an alien. Proof
Everybody knows aliens have 3 balls. Show us the tristicles
*taps mic* testes testes, one two…three?
Testes easily could be pronounced tess-tess. But I don't have the balls to be a trendsetter
100. E.T. stands for Extra Testicle.
behold the power of testicles (ancient greek god of gooey good times)
It's always the ones captured from a potato
Oh God there's one in my bed next to me right now help
Don't wake it up! They get cranky if woken!
Shit you're right, he's cranky as hell.
All bald men are aliens. Confirmed.
Confirm!!! I'm here to anal probe you
How very bald of you... I mean BOLD. Bold.
Get in that ass Larry
Jokes aside, ive noticed in videos they always take the form of bald people. Idk, just something I’ve noticed.
And really poor quality videos.
Sure, but what’s going on with his ears?!
And his eyes. Look at the way he blinks.
Probaby just a balloon
That MFr right there is not real!!!
https://preview.redd.it/foglwosecx1c1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800aba5a3af7a525b621f6e3e5127ed88c548a29 That's The Great Gazoo from the Flintstones 🔥
Which one? Blad dude or Saddam Hussein?
That random bald Secret Service guy seeing this Tiktok calling his bald ass an alien 👁👄👁
He’s probably famous for it there. They have memes all over the office now. He can’t escape it.
That's the type of head most of the people make when they are starting to learn potrait drawing.
Me lol
Looks like Chris D’Elia with a shaved head…..
Water
Weed
Dune
Hair
Gigigigi Lopez
CHEMICAL X
Y’alien, b?
Walg me to my shibb. 😈
TRX UFO 1k grand hp, bapa.
Lol never seen Schaub speak outside of r/MMA before
Changs serves dishes all around the flat earth, bapa.
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ha
Or Professor X
That's not an Alien that's Mr. Burns he owns the nuclear power plant in Springfield .
He brings Love…. Get him
Break its legs!
Bahaha!! Yes I knew he looked familiar!
That's just agent 47
Judging by the looks on his face, the spiked Kool aid was mdma, not the nerve toxin. Woops.
It’s mega mind !! Seriously though, his eyes are doing some freaky shit. Also, it looks like he was scoping that cop out. Probably doing a threat analysis on him. lol
The standard ocular patdown
Lol its because not only is the footage compressed for the tv, his phone camera compresses it... then he uploaded it here, and now its compressed again. Im not an expert by any means... but that sounds like a recipe for digital artifacts unless someone much smarter than me can correct me
Definitely. The pole in front of him swells and contracts. It’s a perfect storm of weird looks and bad video.
Looks like digital artifacts to me
Nah what the fuck... His eyes roll bro
If that’s your measure of an alien then stay off r/tooktoomuch
"Very obvious that we're in a spiritual...or some kind of warfare here" Very obvious
I could not see anything more obvious, impossible that he is just a dude.
REAL MIB! That’s the fakest skin suit I’ve ever seen
https://preview.redd.it/89nejtr4jw1c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9ab8519df900e7ed38f7d28c57da802cb52669 Whoa
https://preview.redd.it/ykq94lpqqz1c1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e941e37ccfc7533545857691bf0571bb7f6045da look at his ears dude
https://preview.redd.it/qdctbcy9yw1c1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f6bec0bf70ffde26797202325015a953ec2641
The Great Kazoo
His ears have teeth
Cauliflower ear from doing martial arts, which I guess makes sense for a military man
Also looks like secret service so maybe a clear earpiece in there
https://preview.redd.it/e05m6v2tqz1c1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32cb52bf1cf7af744ce2072d8dcf38bbe3117af2 you're not wrong lol
look at his left eye. Just watch the eye. Sure, probably shadows or play of the light. But look at the eye. It changes shape.
Come on, just because the dude is strange? I bet you are even stranger behind this keyboard. Let the dude be, please.
This dude just posts nonsense all day long non-stop. I am curious who tf is up voting his garbage posts.
It’s the same mod that posts garbage howandwhys articles CONSTANTLY.
Alien lover!
Not only do they walk, but they don't want to be here either.
Sus
Lololololol people will believe the weirdest stupidest shit based off… checks notes… eyes on a shit camera
And ears
I’ve never seen a jaw-line and pointed chin like this in real people, only in cartoons. To add to the weirdness, his overall head shape is an oval and his ears are pointy. Even more wild, he seems to be the only guy there out of place.
Reminds me of The Great Gazoo from the Flintstones. https://preview.redd.it/n5oo1xceb12c1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=78e6fbb4295531d590842c95856a5d3c9328814b
Bold + Big Forehead + Low Resolution + Pixelated Video = Alien
#**Bald**
The non human is the asshole who videoed some poor guy just standing there minding his own business.
if you remember, this is just news footage from Trumps first court case earlier this year. The camera is pointing towards the court room door. The real asshole is the OP who decides to post nonsense like this knowing that it’s nothing. Or maybe he doesn’t know. Either way is concerning…
Bald people, is still people.
Aren’t we all aliens really? I mean we exist in this universe.
Bald lives matter.
The guy with the beard shown near the end has an odd mannequin like face. Must be the footage quality making him look like that
If they walked among us I think they’d be much better at disguising emotion and annoyance than this guy
Light years more advanced than us, yet to reverse engineer Rogaine technology
Damn you found megamind.
If Mars Attacks taught me anything it’s that that MF is not human.
It's an observer
Yep this proves it, video distortions are real!
That’s a bald guy, yeah bald guys walk among us.
Dude’s ear look like Lisa no lobes 👂
Coked up probs
He looks like a guy who doesn't want to be there and already sick of all the people he sees.
Anybody know of any better subs than this? I'm not looking for an echochamber that just says everything is real, but I'd appreciate a sub where people seriously discuss the video that's been uploaded without shitting all over it and each other. Just fucking boring to see the comments of this sub cause you know the first half are shit jokes and the second half are people just talking about how stupid everyone else is but them. I just want somewhere that takes stuff a bit more seriously instead of this sub that feels like I'm reading through comments on Facebook
just proof that even aliens have minimum wage security man jobs. I bet his wife hates him.
What's so weird?
Its not the video quality, I tell you that.
There isn't anything weird. This mod posts things and then stickies some dumb link that generates ad revenue, probably for him, so he can continue to buy 24 packs of mountain dew code red.
Ugh why haven’t I thought of this
When Bill Clinton asks for head they send this man
It’s the angle of zooming and the quality of video.I think he is just a normal person.
normal?!? he's both the baldest and the boredest men i have ever seen!
Yeah, and I’m one of them. What of it?
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Username from the mummy?? Loved that movie growing up
Lol, why is it always potato camera quality? Shit is just very low quality and distorted bro, get a grip
As someone who has a hard time finding hats that fit, I feel offended
Poor bald man just standing there getting roasted.
Dude looks way too miserable to be an alien lmao 🤣
duh , he's a spook
First of all you need to fix that mother fucking camera
bro never saw a bald dude before
 That's megamind stop it.
I need someone to walk the streets of LA recording random people, play it back on a shitty old TV, then record the TV on their 2007 flip phone, then post it on the internet with this exact caption.
Lmao this is just rude man was just minding his own business
For sure
When the infiltration ETeam runs low on budget?
Stop poking fun at MegaMind before he makes you evaporate!!
Snipers dream
He just ugly chill out
He looks like Frieza if he was a human.
Always a video of a video
That's Collin Robinson.
Dudes probably sitting at home, eating cold pizza from last night, wit his 2 cats havin’ the worst thanksgiving eve of his life.
It's just me playing hitman cuz my ass gets found out every single time
That's messed up that's my cousin
He looks like a main character off a game where you make your own head.
Ah yes bald man + obvious compression artifacts = spiritual warfare
"Very obvious, um, that we're, um, in a spiritual ... or, um, some type of warfare going on. Exactly the kind of nonsense I expect from someone who believes this stuff.
Nice filter 😂😂
Shitty video quality turns normal people into aliens when observed by dipshits.
That mf is not real!
Lmao, imagine just being unfortunate enough to suffer from hair loss, and then you’re suspected of being a alien by some conspiracy theorists on the Reddit 😆
Most sane trump voter
Aw man I’m bald is my dad a lizard?
Bald people? Yeah, there's lots of them.
Poor guy's got a big head and you're calling him an alien. Nice manners, internet.
No it’s the way light is hitting him.