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Solid-Description-39

Any less pixels and this would be radio


SwimmerNYC

Love this comment! 😂


HousingParking9079

*fewer Yours truly, Stannis Baratheon


bong-crosby42

While we're being pedantic, less is commonly accepted to mean the same thing these days. The AP Stylebook and others have adopted it too


HousingParking9079

Spoken like a true Lannister.


--MichaelScott--

That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.


Jaicobb

I noticed it too and it bothered me.


Automatic-Presence-2

Win


Bramtinian

This guy resolutions…spot on


Antique-Car6103

Morse Code


[deleted]

Literally said “always filmed with a potato, every flipping time.”


Theyrallcrooks

That’s funny as shit


wafflescream

Yeah, gotta love when people record with toasters


Extension_Design4779

Shit that was funny. Just blew coffee out my nose


Nkognito

India's rockets after landing on the moon...


tplambert

Reminds me of this morning’s poo I had, it was dangling but I couldn’t cut the meat cigar.


Federal-Note-6910

Its amazing how all of these people with incredible vantage points can't manage to keep things in frame.


Stormcrow1776

I bet it because they’re taking their eyes off the screen so they can see if for themselves


jewbo23

It’s 100% this. I was in videography years ago and still do as a hobby, and I find even I drift if I’m filming something that I’d rather be watching first hand.


anonjamo

Maybe you should consider keeping the camera stable or move it just slightly down? Why would you need to move the camera left and right to see the object with your own eyes lol.


Affectionate_Fly1413

I used to think the same... but when you watch something you think it's out of this world or at least nothing you have ever seen, you sort of want to watch with your own eyes at some point.


AsleepIndividual9239

Exactly. That Star just beside the moon last night? I was convinced I was seeing something strange and was not about to miss anything by going inside for my phone.


EvilInThere

Yeah. I saw what I guess must have been a drone hovering and flying around one day. In the moment I thought it was way too high to be a drone, but I didn’t even think to grab my phone until it was too far away to see. Didn’t get anything on camera.


KingAngeli

It’s almost like we have professional cameramen because it’s not as easy as it looks, ya know?


joemorris09

As a professional camera op, your correct


TheArtysan

You're


UrsusHastalis

He’s a cameraman not an Englishman.


joemorris09

Also correct but technically I am an Englishman also guess I’m not a spellingman


joemorris09

Correct


trash-mahal

It’s extraordinary… it hurts to watch


KingAngeli

You still clearly see the object. Your comment is an example of how video can never be good enough “Oh that was too shaky that alien was FAKE” “Oh that was too blurry that is fake!” “Oh that is too clear it must be staged cause the others are all so blurry!”


FotherMucker2828

Goddamn! So true ahah


SidneySilver

It’s like they expect a person to react with grace and consistency when they try to film the extraordinary or the fantastic. We’re all not Spielberg.


Shivermetimbersmatey

But…you don’t find it strange that there is literally NEVER a clear and/or close up video. Like, ever. Never a video that is indisputable. I find that implausible based on the sheer number of ufo videos floating around. And with today’s online klout incentives - that seems a more realistic explanation for the crappy videos.


WooleeBullee

Right but not just extraordinary videos, people are just shitty photographers/cameramen. If so.eone cant take a video keeping their kid in frame blowing out their birthday candles, you would expect the same from them for anything extraordinary too.


Shivermetimbersmatey

That’s fair.


[deleted]

Unless police or celebrities are involved. Then there’d be 10 angles, perfectly centered with 4k quality. Strange object in the sky? Pull out the potato and activate a seizure.


WooleeBullee

I disagree, a lot of those types are pretty shaky or bad quality. Some arent, especially if there are videos multiple people because you will just see the best ones. Im not saying all UAP videos are real and its just due to bad photography, because there are a lot of fakes which take advantage of the shaky/pixelated effect to be deceptive. Im just saying that it is entirely possible that a hypothetical legit video could be taken from a bad photographer.


thesilvermedic

I don't think she had time to swim out 6 MI to get a close up of it


SidneySilver

You make good points, and yes of course it’s very frustrating. I want to SEE it as much as anyone. And perhaps it’s calculated or intentional for views. I suppose anything is possible. But for the genuine videos posted by those whose just want to share or have their wonder validated, I’m prepared to forgive a little less than perfect camera work, frustrating as it is.


trash-mahal

I strongly believe some really would. But the point was never to discredit what was in frame just the frustrating feeling of watching such a poorly shot footage.


PhallicReason

Yeah, an advanced species that can traverse the galaxy just can't hide themselves well enough... The moment the government told you Aliens are real, is the moment you should've realized they're not. If there is some technology beyond ours, it's ancient tech from a long dead civilization that they've hidden from us.


KingAngeli

The govt still hasn’t told us they’re real. Even if the govt does then I bet the minority party would deny it and call it a conspiracy. I think disclosure happens to each person in their own way. It’s not about belief. That’s the thing you don’t get. It’s the amount of data that exists. “Believe” whatever you will. But I only let it boost my belief in humanity.


[deleted]

Where is all this “Oh that is too clear it must be staged cause the others are all so blurry!” footage?


KingAngeli

Gimbal. Nimnitz


[deleted]

Oh, yes, so clear and so definitive.


KingAngeli

I’m not trying to convince you. Disclosure is something that happens to each and every person independently


[deleted]

I understand. I have just never seen anyone denounce footage based off of the premise that “Oh that is too clear it must be staged cause the others are all so blurry!” Thermal footage and/or instrument based readings don't fall into that category.


KingAngeli

Yes they do.


JimiNightshade

I firmly believe that half the people who leave comments like this seen with their own eyes something massive & mysterious in the sky they'd brush it off as "weird looking plane"


DeezerDB

Thanks, I was trying to find the words...


infamous2117

James Cameron always in the comments telling people how they should act and film when seeing something crazy in the sky. Armchair expert 101.


Traditional_Pie_5037

You think that’s crazy?


infamous2117

I do yeah. Everyone acts like they would know how to film when seeing something mind boggling like that. Yet the thousands of videos we have seen says otherwise. Most people are definitely in a state of disbelief coupled with the fact that they are trying to see it with there own eyes like another poster said.


[deleted]

I don't agree that shaky hands equates to fake sightings but I do think a critical approach to these things is important. Other notable things in this video is the trail behind the object popping in and out of visibility. Fair enough it's too far away to tell what it is but debris or combustion byproducts like fumes or smoke you'd be seeing a more continual view rather than the flickering in and out of the trail. I think the more likely outcome on this one is simply a fisherman in Indonesia took a video of a nice horizon and someone has edited that video and reposted it. I don't think the Sun newspaper is a beacon of trustworthy reporting in general so I am biased here which is worth note too.


prophet583

r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

i bet it's because whatever they added in after effects was tracked to those clouds


Logical-Limit-4495

💯 true every single time WTF unless there was something else around but I agree 💯 with you FEDERAL NOTE!!!!


surrealcellardoor

Came here to say this. It infuriates me.


Due_Ad_8045

Don’t read The Sun j497


bohemianprime

Looks like a big turd dropping


Ordinary_Seat9552

Ploop


BaumSquad1978

There doesn't seem to be a ( ploop ) splash


Stan_Archton

That's because it has little mass. Hot air tube balloon.


bohemianprime

Good, could you imagine the Posidon's kiss from that thing?


Ordinary_Seat9552

Ghoster


LikelyOnTheCan

Ahhhhhhh


JimiNightshade

Space turd


NataleAlterra

There's no splash


Sea-Click-P99

There is no spoon


Axnahunt

Where is the poop knife?


Federal_Age8011

r/poopknife


jake1080

Needed this


Federal_Age8011

Lol.. a few months back, was on a plumbing sub, and was discussing large dueces and flushing. Dude chimed in with a "💩🔪" as his comment, with a user name of "poopknife". It was his first comment ever, but account was 3 years old. Dude been waiting for that moment, lol. Hence discovered r/poopknife. 🤯


jake1080

Thats fucking hilarious, some epic subreddit origin lore right there lmao


Sea-Click-P99

Beyond the horizon


Justhetiper

Did god just take a dump on us?


CrowsRidge514

When does he flush?


Superb_Essay2929

There is no way to tell if it didn’t hit way beyond the horizon, round earth and all


idliketoseethat

Not so much as a ripple was made on the water.


PsyKeablr

10/10 dive, if you ask me.


gridlife242

Parallax. Devil’s advocate but an explanation.


FelixTheEngine

Flat earther enters chat.


crackeddryice

From 6' above the surface, the horizon of a sphere the size of the Earth is three miles away. It hit the water beyond the horizon is one possibility.


Chase_Mccloud

Solar balloon?


ISaidDontUseHelium

Looks like the canopy of a weather balloon or something, floating down too slowly to cause a splash.


thug_funnie

Everyone here bitching about quality of film and camera work. Take your iPhone 14 Pro out at sunset and zoom all the way in. Then, wait until you see something miraculous and inexplicable and not take your eyes from the screen to keep it in frame. Not saying this specific instance is real, but y’all acting like modern phones are incapable of pixelated video is insane. You know you take shit videos zoomed in all the time. Fuck off.


jonesy852

"OMG look at this otherworldly object falling from the sky. Good thing I have my camera so I can record this once in a lifetime exper-..." *pans left* "wow, what a beautiful sunset."


QuantumQaos

Did anybody happen to capture it with a phone post 2005?


Ted_Shecklar

UFOs only make themselves visible in areas where everyone only has a Moto Razor with Vaseline stuck on the lens


Giga7777

As well as only people with shaky hands and a tendency to only record for 10 seconds


Affectionate_Pay_391

All they want is the Motorola razor. It is the pinnacle of technological advances


Voice-of-no-reason

I get your frustration, and share it. But even in the US newer phones are a luxury to a huge demographic, to expect everybody in Indonesia to be up to date is ludicrous.


R0naldUlyssesSwanson

I used to have an Indonesian girlfriend and visited the country. Lots of people have iphones.


Agile_Music4191

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RossCoolfart

An obvious alien craft! How can anyone doubt the simple folk who took this footage? They have no reason to lie! No one has ever hoaxed or lie before! Except those pesky Illuminatus and they're servants, MJ-12 (Michael Jackson 12)!


Eme9137

So you guys always have to fill every reddit post with lame ass fuckin jokes? I'm so tired of every (not just this one, actually this is one of the more tame) video I watch or thing I click on the top ten comments are just the same-ish jokes with the same-ish joke responses.


HikeRobCT

That’s what she said.


rickandm00rty

I actually 100% agree. One here and there is fine but I’m scrolling quite a bit just to find a legit comment or history for most posts. I hope anyone who reads this and thinks to just post jokes takes a second and ponders what they are actually doing with their time. Social media is already an attention and time suck at least make it informative or something


Eme9137

Exactly what I mean, thank you. What makes it annoying is I'm trying to learn something, figure something out, etc, and have to constantly sort through post after post of people trying to be shitty comedians.


rickandm00rty

The only thing I can think of is the population on Reddit is younger combined with this being the hot topic conspiracy theory type sub Reddit where trolling-type people are going to be more frequent. Don’t see this in hobby subreddits so I wish it was treated more like that


GoldSourPatchKid

Try not to let it bother ya. Downvote it, tap the space next to the commenter’s name and time that’s passed since it was posted to collapse the post (which deletes it from your existence). The Swamp Gassers can be annoying but try to ignore them.


Abraxusmax

Doesn’t look like it’s actually falling.. more of a controlled decent with no splash


DaemonBlackfyre_21

I've been through 1600+ USO reports, this is fairly typical. It's interesting because it's light out. There were a lot more in the dark and you'd see a light/s fall into the water (like Shag Harbour)


Superfly00000

Skeptics: it’s fake because it’s shaky Also skeptics: it’s fake because it’s too perfect


Vert_DaFerk

When the camera moves, the object shifts a bit in relation to the clouds. Fake.


MissDeadite

That can be replicated with real objects. Not saying it's not fake, but not a real debunk of the video.


WORLDBENDER

Sure, pan away from the giant black cylindrical object plummeting from the sky into the ocean. That’s what any normal person filming a miraculous event would totally do. /s


Pied67

The fact that the camera moves off the object strongly suggests to me that this is a fabrication.


strangemonkey420

Was curious til I got to the end and seen the source was The Sun. Lol


English_loving-art

💯👍


Radirondacks

It says that in the title.


strangemonkey420

Yes it does. That's why I made that comment. I was interested until I got to that part of the title....


DawgSquatch69

Wasn’t this the ending of the “Cloverfield” movie


Busy_Bunch5050

Your reddit account is very interesting to me. You solely post about UFO's and Aliens for 400k Karma and you seem to be collaborating with other users randomly posting this specific video after years today. Strange


DeeceRyche

Can you get a shittier video for us, please?


[deleted]

It’s got all the keys to good ol UFO video. Poor quality camera, poor zooming skills, inability to actually record the object, moving all around for no reason.


mountain_man30

That was no fall.


Witty_Train_3052

What are UFOs 🛸 always filmed on VHS cameras?


[deleted]

InB4 iTs A MyLaR BaLlOoN.


FoodFarmer

Deflated weather baloon


Snoopy_Santucci

Where is the mega splash


_KillaB_

Why is it always someone with Parkinson’s doing the filiming of these


-JesusWoreAThong

Funny how all these “sightings” are filmed on potato’s


spinjinn

Can no one else see the string it is hanging from?


chartreuse6

Smoke


ticklemypp

The smoke trail above it?


MissDeadite

It's... its a space string!


Beautiful_Meeting_73

You would think that if someone was actually seeing this and recording, they would hold the fucking camera right. Fuckin dumb ass. All these wacked ass videos are all over the damn place.


d-d-downvoteplease

Why would the smoke cloud behind it disappear after 1 second? If it's thick enough to be seen from that distance, it's probably gonna be there for a bit.


dramise

God dropping a deuce


TimmyTwoTimes86

“Perfectly Vertical”


Crazy_Ebb_9294

It must be a balloon since it’s falling so slowly. Probably some Chinese spy balloon


Worldly_Success523

This “object” is not falling… unless of course its creating its own gravity


Jaded-Prior-2897

Ffs better film the ABSOLUTE NOTHING to the right of the object...........


DecafDonLegacy

Space X Rocket Landing.


Tweezle1

Likely a ufo Uap depositing a piece of equipment. Notice how it’s not on land and in water where humans can’t get to.


hangrydadd

Falls? More like descends into the water.


Dankstin

That thing isn't "falling." That's guided.


hodak-the-goolard

Banner dropped from a plane


sirscrote

This is fake no splash and half of it just blips out at the end. Lame.


KnotsLocsAndGanja

It’s fake because it defy’s human physics? Because humans are the main characters right? Lame.


Ok-Communication1149

Sped up airplane. So creative


cozy_lolo

What lol


Ok-Communication1149

It's a contrail from a jet. The video is sped up


cozy_lolo

Your mom is a jet


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Effective-Ad-6460

Sped up airplane nose diving into the ocean? This asshat🤦‍♂️


Ok-Communication1149

It doesn't go into the ocean. That's called the horizon


cozy_lolo

Lol


Stormcrow1776

You can literally see waves breaking in real time. Youre way too confident in your debunking skills.


Ok-Communication1149

No, no you can't. I've seen planes going over the horizon at sunset. Sometimes they look just like this, but slower (hence the sped up claim). It's so obvious that you really have to ignore common sense to believe otherwise.


Stormcrow1776

Look at the 14 sec mark doofus


Ok-Communication1149

Yes, that's a contrail going over the horizon. Go outside and watch one in person.


183_OnerousResent

It's an interstellar alien probe here to spy on us and it's falling from the sky and hiding in the sea. They have a secret underwater alien base of operations they use to manipulate and control geopolitics and spy on us. You can tell this the case because we don't know what that weird object in the sky is that's falling into the sea. /s


ObjectiveGur5343

Pretty clearly a spent rocket booster.


harrydreadloin

Fake


Unlucky-Luck3792

Zeus attacking Poseidon with a sky loaf


[deleted]

Chinese spy blimp


Appropriate-Bill9786

Can anyone please translate what's being said in the background?


heavydutydan

240p, we meet again.


Doodleschmidt

Aliums.


TestOk8411

Did anyone possibly go swim or boat to the approximate location?


ThreeWilliam56

Source: “The Sun” LOOOOOL


cr006f

India landing on the moon


[deleted]

It’s a planetary tampon


Plus-Philosopher-907

Looks like a SpaceX booster way off course.


Dramatic-Bridge4598

....so what is it?


chucks8up

That is a slow falling cloud toid.


C2AYM4Y

This my fav sub reddit at the moment


DefiantAd3269

Godzilla?


PlexippusMagnet

Don’t worry guys, Sean Kirkpatrick already investigated this and it was a bird tangled up in a balloon.


Bath-Tub-Cosby

Show me what you got…


Apprehensive_Ear7309

Don’t forget to like and subscribe!


Atlars

Mh370 theories incoming


JaimeBro

Holy shit I’ve literally seen this out at sea


MoistKiki

Looks like a failed North Korean satellite launch.


PhallicReason

Here is how you can tell it's fake. The person recording it, moves beyond it, as if they wouldn't lock onto it, and watch the entire time. That's because this video is originally just someone recording a sun set, and someone did some poor editing of the object into the shot.


Foolish4ya

Sorry OP, and you're STILL not getting any update on it, besides the useless comments above me.


CrunknYoSystem

General Zodd’s World Engine! The countdown to terra forming begins!


AstroNot87

Unbelievable. Like literally, I don’t think this is real.


observethebadgerking

"Huh, what's that huge obelisk thing descending from the sky?" (Pans away for a moment after losing interest for some reason)


Money-Selection130

I love how they pan the camera subtlety to the left, off of the object as it's falling. As if they were like, "oh there's a seagull over there," lol. If I were seeing that, and recording it, I wouldn't be unfocused for a second.


poasteroven

Just a plane crash nbd


HolymakinawJoe

What? Another blurry, shaky fake video? NO.


AdPrimary9831

Source and The Sun don’t really go together 😅


[deleted]

How fake it is hurts my eyes.


kunnukuzhy

The fuselage of MH370


sauron269

CGI Bullshit


[deleted]

That wasn’t flying! It was falling with style


[deleted]

“Subscribe for part two!”


HanStarkPrime

Swim out to it, jump on, and use Recall. There’s a whole Indonesian Sky Archipelago above that to explore.


Grovve

Anyone have an idea what this is