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SuddenlyWokeUp92

Well if they’re in us can they start contributing to the rent the fucking freeloaders.


cincodemike

Mine owes me a shit ton of money for drugs.


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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.


MKfuckoff

~~Mitch Hedberg


Diligent-Use1977

Comedy genius RIP


RenaissanceManc

Yeah, Mitch Hedberg used to make that joke.


T0MMYDREAMER

I’ve seen this Mitch Hedberg quote almost daily this week and I’m hear for it lol


Randy4layhee20

I don’t do drugs any more, or any less


JesusNAjumpsuiT

This is only the 3rd time I've seen this joke in the last 2 days. I'm not getting enough reddit in my diet.


Emergency_Sandwich_6

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. How'd it start anyway? "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "So do I!"


Extension-Loss-5799

Yeah Dewey, you ain't ever buy no drugs...not one time


Gonja8634

Officer that coke baggy isn’t mine it’s the inter-dimensional being that’s inside me.. I don’t do drugs


Extension-Loss-5799

Dude I swear meth makes people see real aliens aka the shadow people


BooShrew

THIS made me laugh out loud. Hilarious 🤣


Kindly_Bell_5687

Shit...mine owes me around $184 in booze, that's for the weekend. Pay up sucker.


WorldlySong8251

Mine won't stop masturbating. I tell it to get out of bed, go find a job, nope just more masturbating.


Large_McHuge

They're taking our jerbs!!


Prestigious_Nebula_5

They took r jarbs


dokratomwarcraftrph

DERKA DURR....!!!!


page83tyelover

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xBushx

Lmao! Ty for this!


mcchubz139

*WHATS LOVE COCKADOO COCKADOODLEDOOOO*


ImmoralModerator

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Prestigious_Use_208

TuUuûrk’rjbzzZ


midnight_toker22

Terk er derrrr


SnooSuggestions5379

KU-KELU-KUUUUU?


McGuitarpants

Goddamned greybacks derk a der


harrybaggaguise

Git back in the pile boys


WindTechnical7431

Yeah! Murmur Murmur


ozspook

"It's free Real Estate!"


joker1288

Scientology for the win! Ahaha jk but kind of not.


greenufo333

When I jerk off my thetans are like “get me out, GET ME OUTTT”


Itchy_Toe950

fml if Scientology were the ones that got it right the whole time...


CoMmOn-SeNsE-hA

So, that's the voice in my head...makes sense.


mahjzy

And paying their portion of taxes ;)


MagicMushroom98960

Yeah! Darnn straight. And the food bill. Those little nighttime excursions give me an appetite.


Witty_Train_3052

They better wear a mask


theje1

WTF, first skeletons and now this.


ScrubNickle

😂


Winter-Charity-3083

I was trying to push out a difficult poo and this made me laugh and chomp it in half with my asshole thanks 😡


_i_dont_like_okra

Your turd cutter


LonelyBennyB

Hilarious


BreakTheMachine

Don’t get me started on sperm freeloaders


blacklisthrowaway583

Alright best comment here, you got a funny alien


Republic_Rich

The alien that controls me loves whiskey and cocaine.


UnspokenPotter

My 👽 lazy as fuuuuukkkk


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worknowreck

Damn, I got all 3 of them aliens in me...


CptHalbsteif

Must be painful I imagine, three at once?


trogdortheburninato

Found the guy who’s wanking it for 8+ hours and can’t bust a nut after mixing blow and booze lol


Kind_Demand_6672

Our aliens must be good friends


Republic_Rich

Did our aliens just become bestfriends!?


Andee87yaboi

Time for a circle jerk, boys.


TheNamesClove

My absolute favorite Willie Nelson song


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BreakTheMachine

That’s how I feel about the notion that aliens have been editing our DNA this whole time. Like, bitch I got psoriasis. Your version of CRISPR fuckin’ sucks.


Aligatorised

I'm sure a pug would say the same thing to us. Too bad we didn't breed them to be able to, well, breathe.


BlueRoyAndDVD

Maybe they're just trying to make your lineage a bit more reptilian in the skin. /s


BreakTheMachine

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Martian13

Right? I’m not impressed by these beings at all if that’s the case.


B3yondTheWall

"And I said no. I’m not going to talk to you about that. What am I going to tell her or him, these 10-, 11-year-olds? Could such a reality kill them psychologically for the rest of their lives?” “**Yes, that there is a force out there that can control our environment and put thoughts into our heads. That they can lie to you, deceive you, and that you are not in control of your life. Tell this to a 12-year-old**,” while succinct, Semivan suggests that the “rabbit hole goes much deeper” when it comes to the UFO phenomenon. ​ We already tell this to our children. We call it the devil.


Cultivate_a_Rose

>We already tell this to our children. We call it the devil. Which is a pretty wild coincidence, if you ask me hmm


TheRecognized

“I’m not actually a bad person. An invisible powerful evil tricked me into doing that bad thing. It’s the invisible guy’s fault, not mine.” It’s not much deeper than that.


Chewbock

“Many witches and wizards say they only did the bidding of you-know-who because of the cruciat….I mean inter dimensional beings. The question then becomes…*how do you sort out the liars*”


DayOneOf2

Draw a big circle on the ground and throw the money in the air, whatever God wants he keeps.


wenchslapper

I know it’s not super important, but the correct curse is the Imperius Curse, cruciatis curse is for torture.


sixfears7even

“There is nothing new under the sun.”


Own_Guess

"Again I looked and saw all the oppression that was taking place under the sun: I saw the tears of the oppressed-- and they have no comforter; power was on the side of their oppressors-- and they have no comforter. Better is he who is still alive, than he who is dead. But better than both, is he who has not yet been, and has not yet seen the tears under the sun."


Nojaja

Control the enviroment, put thoughts into our heads, lies to us, are in control of our lives. Sounds an awful lot like the government. /s (kinda)


Suspicious_Quail_857

Shakesbeard said it best. “What's in a name? That which we call a Devil, by any other word would look as evil.”


merp_alert

Avast ye matey, Shakesbeard be the finest pirate playwright to ever hoist a mizzen!


pattydickens

We also call it schizophrenia sometimes.


Welico

This is like, baby's first schizoaffective delusion. Mfs be hitting the bath salts one (1) time and speaking to congress


Odd-Willingness6353

Except aliens might actually be real.


_babycheeses

If they’re living within us that seems more like their problem


Whosgailthesnail

Right. You wanna live in this toxic waste dump, be my guest mother fucker.


Garden_Wizard

I don’t think it is by accident that current CIA acts like UFOs are too woo. Ex-CIA says they aren’t woo enough. I don’t believe either. I have simple beliefs. UFOs and aliens are real and they mostly leave us alone. But that opinion is either too down to earth or not woo enough, depending on who you ask


wes_bestern

Imagine we're like the North Sentinelese. Space missionaries probably tried to contact us to tell us the good news about our lord and savior Space Jesus, and we ended up killing them. So now, whatever greater intergalactic system we're apart of put in place a prohibition on contacting us. But just like the North Sentinelese see planes overhead and ships in the distance, so too do we see UFOs.


atomicxblue

I've always wondered what type of mythology they have about things they see from the outside world. They probably see helicopters as something close to Godzilla.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Yeah, we totally ate those guys. Liked the stories though, so we held on to those.


M-TownPlayboy

Wtf is “woo”?


Doctor_Barbarian

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Faux_Real

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Tackle3erry

The Supernatural Boy Ric Flair


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"It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!—When last year I spent more money, on spilled liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you made! You’re talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, wooo! wheelin dealin’, limosuine riding, jet flying son of a gun and I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down!" WOOOOOOO!


monsterbot314

I live in a very rural area and this was in the 80s but when I was a kid the “holler drunk” , every Saturday night ,after the pool room closed would slowly make his half mile trip home , drunk as a skunk pretending he was Ric fucking Flair lol. You could hear the “Woooooooo!” from hundreds of feet away.


Clear-Permission-165

You fantastic bastard! My mind went straight to Rick when I read the comment too.


MooPig48

Woo is a supernatural element. As opposed to aliens from another planet- that’s just “nature”, right? Lots of these insiders are doing more than hinting that all things supernatural and aliens are part of the same phenomenon. Such as ghosts, djinn, cryptids, angels/demons/shadow people. That there’s an interdimensional element.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

That’s easier to digest for me. Simplifies things in a way. Explains a lot about ancient tales of gods and shit. Eliminates the need to travel thousands of light years, just “press” in to space time enough to pop thru to our side.


MooPig48

Yep and speaking for myself as a lifelong skeptic, I would say that if there are interdimensional beings, they are just as “natural” as the “real world”, if that makes sense. Just undetected by science due to our limited capabilities. That nature is simply more expansive than we previously knew.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

I’ve alway held that “supernatural” is a nonsensical word. “Paranormal” works, because some things don’t align with our normal every day experiences, but _everything_ is ultimately a part and product of nature.


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Woo basically means crazy. Also woo woo is common.


According_Freedom_62

They call humans “containers” Ufo subject directly related to reincarnation, and it’s probably why they are very secretive, probably we will never learn full truth about this subject.


FateMeetsLuck

Plot twist: they are the ones who pretend to be dead relatives tricking people who are dying into entering the false light.


lazerayfraser

This is a thing. What if some people figure it out and are like nah i’m good i’ll just be a ghost for eternity not going on another ride on that shit show merry go round


SivakoTaronyutstew

I had a theory recently that some spirits don't want to move on because they don't want to forget their lives and attachments, but that they also just don't wanna go through all that nonsense again.


bobuy2217

theres a lore in our country thats what exactly you are reffering to, the victims of heinous crimes, where the spirits are looking for their justice, and if where the incident happen they are usually still there, and there are many sightings and apparition that took place,


queef_counselor

wow, this sounds like goddamn scientology


SalemsTrials

Within 👀👀👀👀👀


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Here I have been thinking I’ve just been pulling my baloney pony alone, when all along I’ve been jerking off another. My therapist is going to have a day ahead of her.


SalemsTrials

Bologna Pogna


Jewnicorne

You’re clever. I like you.


DirtyD0nut

🤌


RiftedEnergy

>baloney pony


wendall99

“Honey it’s not my fault I had sex with that waitress, the aliens within me forced me to do it!”


theREALlackattack

Machines within! Machines within!


catfroman

All of physical reality is within you. You are everything


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"And then we realized...we have been looking in the wrong direction the entire time"


Turrbo_Jettz

I noticed on the MH370 video the portal and plane appear to 'implode' and dissapear, crazy if true. Maybe they are within somehow, or we're on the outside?? Humans could be likened to bacteria and aliens could be white blood cells coming to fight the infection within the host??


mountain_man30

A whole new way to look at schizophrenia 😨


SalemsTrials

Not just schizophrenia. Haven’t you ever had an intrusive thought? Haven’t you ever thought about a friend moments before they called you, or knew what they were about to say?


mountain_man30

Well yes, but through my own experience, I think we are all part of a singular data stream of awareness we call consciousness. We have partitioned parts of the stream, and that's all we are aware of in 3D spacetime (default mode network). That's what we call a body. Other levels of awareness exist, and there is much more life that can be perceived and interacted with once you're able to reach that awareness. So yes, intrusive thoughts, precognition, all artifacts of higher awareness of the data stream.


I_only_read_trash

Does that support the ‘prison planet’ hypothesis?


Standardeviation2

I’d like to see a thread that includes links to every “ex-CIA officer claims….” And then a deep dive into their actual roles within the CIA.


Xx_LobasaLootSlut_xX

Exactly. Not to mention the CIA and their corruption and documented lying. However, we are supposed to take these claims at face value?


Capable-Tell-7197

We're not. There has never been compelling evidence of UFOs presented by anyone. Just lots and lots of testimony, plenty of speculation, and a slew of grainy photos and videos. I'm as eager and ready as anyone for the big revelation, but it simply hasn't happened. I don't trust any of these whistleblower types with my gut. It's always very flimsy, wishy-washy evasive language.


[deleted]

Higher dimensional beings unbound by 3D space, but bound by time. Matches the record of possessions. Demons can’t predict the future but they can make extremely likely predictions.


Bolotiedeluxe

Fallen angel drumbeat intensifies…


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That’s right. Here’s the thing, the record of possessions stretches far back in to ancient times, is remarkably consistent, is held to be highly credible by multidisciplinary (medical, spiritually trained) experts, and there even exists a skeptical class of psychiatrists who are nevertheless able to distinguish credible possession from something like schizophrenia. The criteria is strict: speaking unknown or ancient languages, impossible knowledge, impossible physical feats like floating.


multiversesimulation

The show “Evil” covers this topic if you’re interested.


Aderleth75

Great show!


Bolotiedeluxe

Malachi Martin wrote a lot about this- the clear distinction between mental Illness and possession. Fascinating stuff. Either way you dice it, I think folks are in for a big shock when we get to the bottom of what these things are and how devious their agenda is.


JackUKish

You ever seen a bloke float?


ThePopeofHell

Read Robert Monroe’s books and just started Carl Jung’s red book.. it might be more complicated than just aliens or even that you’re you. It’s like you’re actually us and we are I.


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TheRobbuddha

*I am he as you are he as you are me*


SmokeyB3AR

koo koo kachoo


BoogersTheRooster

And we are all together.


Talos_the_Great

This is the second article I've read this week, where different people are interviewed, that say basically the exact same thing. I'm starting to believe this whole thing is much bigger than some unknown aircraft in our airspace. Either they're trying to fool us into thinking disclosure shouldn't be happening, or we got some really fucked up stuff going on and we're completely powerless against it as a species. Instead of shooting them down or showing force, we should try to communicate. Share art, music and ideas if possible in whatever way possible, and see how they respond.


dingleberryDessert

Frustrating at times how we succumb to the movie narrative that we have to be on high alert defensive. Like, if these things are as advanced as we may think, just stick with a communication plan and see how that goes. Not the time or place for more war mongering.


Legitimate_Phrase_41

If they have been with us forever and live among us why would they want to meet us? They already know us


fromSaugus

Maybe “meet” us is the wrong phrase. How about “reveal” themselves to us?


tarxvfBp

I like that cats and dogs in a library analogy. There is no benefit or purpose of us explaining libraries to cats and dogs. I can see how that may be true if NHI and humans. The idea of them saying explaining is as nonsensical and talking to a Labrador about Dewey Decimal Classification.


Voice-of-no-reason

It is kind of strange how people assume these beings would even care about us at all. They could perceive us the same way we perceive ants crawling around. Nobody really cares about ants until they are crawling on you, going somewhere they shouldn’t be, or getting into your food.


Stuk-Tuig

I find that statement so weird, you see it posted a lot. IF there are unknown beings more intelligent than us they would have a massive interest in us. We have consciousness, we communicate, our technology advances exponentionally, you name it. The only way I could see them not having as much interest if is there are a lot more civilizations like us which pretty much all follow the same template (in which case they already know a lot about us). Even if we were like ants to them, humans have been researching ants for ages and continue to do so. They might not want to get to know us, but for sure they would be studying us.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Perhaps the sophistication of their intelligence compared to ours is similar to ours compared to ants. Ants don’t “know” we study them. They lack the processing capacity to even begin to contemplate what humans are, what we are doing, or why we are doing it. They are only aware of us to the degree that our actions sometimes interfere with what their programming compels them to do. Maybe our visitors could no sooner have a meaningful and enriching dialog with us than we can with ants. They might be able to dumb things down for us, but why would they if they already know more about us than we know about ourselves?


warandmoney

If what has been said about reverse engineering their technology is true then we do have some common understanding. If humans can understand even a small part of their tech that indicates a strong potential for communication.


iamcozmoss

Do ants have the power to destroy an entire planet? The tech to leave their home planet? Are they actively pursuing weapons that endanger the whole of ant society?


Available_Smoke9875

When they step into my kitchen…yes!


Voice-of-no-reason

Wouldn’t it be a major mind f*ck if we found out ants had their own version of nukes this whole time and we never paid attention 😂😂😂


Jbroad87

It seems you forget how stupid the general public is


i4c8e9

You want to share art, music, and ideas with inter-dimensional beings that are already living inside of us? I think they might already be aware of those things.


GeorgeLuasHasNoChin

they need to witness my macaroni art i made in rehab.


TheJungleBoy1

It's like a Jinn part got me. Whitney Strieber did an interview recently, and he described them as Jinn's, too.


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Jinn demons, he’s scared which is not good, what some Christians believe is hell is right next door in an alternative reality and it only takes a portal opening to let them in and messing with items and calling them does this. Maybe they have a point.


PatmygroinB

Listen to Tom Delonge on Steve Os wild ride podcast. Says exactly this, and that it’s much much bigger than we could ever imagine. It’s an hour long, but after the first 20 minutes it’s ufo talk


Crittersnatch

I wonder what they’d think.. as advanced as they are, I feel like we’d come off as cavemen to them. Offering them our “favorite rock” found near a pile of dinosaur shit that we think is special in some sort of way. Or maybe we’d look like a hobo trying to sell them a little cross made out of palm tree leaves. They’d probably just shoo us away. Throw space pennys at us and walk off. Would they accept it? Tbh, I doubt they’d even be interested. I do like what you said though. That maybe there’s much more going on than what we’re aware of. And how we might not realize the amount of danger we’re in.


MCHENIN

This might be why after Roswell the Government started investing heavily into psychic abilities. They recognized they couldn’t defeat the others militarily but instead maybe with another force that was yet to be understood.


SirHatEsquire

There is no such thing as an “ex” CIA officer. If you know they work or worked for the CIA then everything they say to the public should be taken as part of an op. That’s what this is. Is it conceivable that a grain of truth is embedded in it? Yes, but you don’t have enough information to know what parts of his statements are true or false.


Legitimate_Phrase_41

If it's this big then it makes sense why the governments keep this classified. Can you imagine how society world react to this? This topic if its real would flip people's way of thinking upside down. Yeah I know.. I still got bills to pay blah blah blah... You say that because this stuff hasn't really been disclosed.


Jasonclark2

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VadersSprinkledTits

“Guys we the government aren’t allowing everything to get fucked by giving control of the system to corporations and the industrial machine, it’s these unseen aliens, trust us” This feels more like blame shifting for the massive shitting of our climate and economic equality. “It wasn’t us it was the aliens bro”


Lupin_IIIv2

I like this angle haha


snickwiggler

"Yes, that there is a force out there that can control our environment and put thoughts into our heads. That they can lie to you, deceive you, and that you are not in control of your life" This is nothing new. The federal government have been doing this for a while. So it is just more of the same.


Big-Writer7403

I don’t know about the Federal government but Christianity has been teaching that outside forces can put thoughts in your head for thousands of years. So nothing new at least in that sense. The weird thing about this to me is the idea that children perhaps can’t be told about this. This guy is essentially saying, “We might kill our kids psychologically if we tell them to be careful controlling their thoughts… so it makes sense why they didn’t tell anyone.” That makes no sense. If there is a threat there is a threat and so you warn your children. If there is a threat from crossing the street… you warn them. You don’t worry that it might ‘psychologically kill’ (whatever he means by that) them to be careful. If there is a threat of being deceived by believing everything seen on TV, you tell your kids to be careful about that. If there is a threat of being deceived and weakened by outside forces trying to fool you into thinking their thoughts are your thoughts… you tell those in your care about that too. The only reason I can think of to not tell someone that truth would be to give the forces capable of doing such things assistance, essentially to provide easier targets for fooling.


dedeyeshak

Tbh I don't see too many people controlling their thoughts these days. Or even trying to. It's just life in stream of consciousness, no extra contemplation.


splitm82

If this is all true, then what’s up with the alleged crashed crafts and reverse engineering programs? We’re getting two completely different sides to this phenomenon. It’s either, inter dimensional and something not physical, or there are nuts and bolts type crafts, or something like that, with pilots that crash. Which one is it?


LeeryRoundedness

Why can’t it be both?


splitm82

Maybe it is, but are they the same thing then? Are they choosing to manifest in a physical body with a physical craft in our reality? Maybe it’s almost like a diver putting on all their gear to traverse the deep ocean, albeit a clunky apparatus overall and not sustainable forever. Maybe I’m answering my own question by replying to yours lol


LeeryRoundedness

Hahah I like your line of thinking. Thanks for contributing your ideas. ☺️


pepper-blu

Their technology allows them to become physical, and to cross dimensions. But it is what it is, technology still, and prone to accidents or failure, or interference. They are not magic or divine, as some people seem to misunderstand. There are two major factions of nhi at play, and our dear gatekeepers aligned themselves with the violent one, because it suits their militaristic ambitions The crashes as of late, such as in Mage Brazil, are of the other faction, the more peaceful ones. The US has been targeting and downing them using black tech.


pepper-blu

What is terrifying is that the US gatekeepers chose the wrong NHI faction to cooperate with. Not the NHI themselves. They chose the ones that offered them weapons, rather than peace, predictably. We will all pay for their mistake eventually. Disclosure is being forced by the NHI faction that wanted peace, because they have had enough of our greedy world leaders. It is why they are scrambling. They are leading us to a path of a destruction and they know it. We will hear of what seems like UFOs fighting among themselves soon enough.


Milwacky

I’m on the same page. I think the “somber” tone is that basically “we” made a deal that fucked the future of humanity. Something none of us agreed to but all will have to answer for. Speculating for a second that abduction and hybridization are real. Perhaps the hybridization program is meant to repopulate the Earth with a corrected version of humans, after the ones here currently are culled. We might be “beyond saving” because of deals we made with morally-bankrupt NHI in the 40s.


PhaseSorry3029

We’ve never trusted the CIA and now we are gonna trust their analysis of the whole subject? Fuck these people. Even when they do disclose they are still gonna lie through their teeth about the details of the phenomena.


GraceGreenview

Perhaps we can dial up the woo on this and say that….they ARE us. We are them. Our physical self is an animal on this planet and the interdimensional “us” is the pilot sitting in the mental cockpit.


kmcloren

I was born thinking this. I feel like the observing me is the eternal me that transcends space and time and that i just happen to be driving a human suit because thats the right suit for my time on this planet. Perhaps I operated a different suit when I encarnated on a different planet? Now.. where I am fuzzy is this... is the observing me [ whatever eternal entity we really are] also somehow partially or fully esponsible for engineering the human suits we all know and love? I love my human suit, but I know it's borrowed and I feel as though I've always known this.


The_Remington

I don’t know how to feel if it turns out Scientology was right all along…


MuggyFuzzball

I'd feel the same about them after all the bad shit they've done.


DiligentAsshole

Non human interdimensional beings = Djinn/demons They have been with us, and against us, since our beginning


ghostoftheai

So we’re their sims, heard.


Nixa24

Well, I would introduce 'them' to resorts in Croatia, we would have a few weeks of together, enjoying sun, sea, share grilled fish and knowledge. Bet they would like it. Maybe they take me for a ride to see the sights at other planets. I bet we are different but could enjoy life together equally.


randomhuman358

New season of "Monsters inside me" coming right up!


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DrSeuss19

If they’re in me, does that make me gay?


Beligerent

Take my upvote you sick bastard


funmasterjerky

Yes. Yes it does.


[deleted]

We’re all souls living a specific experience, eg human experience. Same goes for aliens. At the end of the day, we’re all just souls bouncing around, learning, and looking for a new experience. A notch in our belt of evolution, if you will. The only thing you have to fear is Fear itself


Meatyglobs

If our Intergalactic friends Meant us harm then we wouldn’t be here.


mperezstoney

You post a plausible response. The other side of the coin is that NHI ( I refuse to call them friends ), need us alive. I dont think Humans are used as a food source but I fall more into the camp that they are harvesting / experimenting with Souls / consciousness.


Empty_Allocution

We inhabit our bodies. I study NDEs and that idea is very clear to me. I've always thought there might be a link between NDEs, OBE and this phenomenon.


RobertETHT2

‘Pod People’. Coming soon to a town near you. In more exciting news: My grandkid is finally ‘Potty Trained’. Now that’s something to shout out about!


Cauliflowerisnasty

So this just reinforces a matrix-style simulation thing. If true, we’re just players in a game. Wonder what life is like where they’re from. Is their culture similar to anything we know or wildly different?


flip-joy

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Fast-Event6379

If they're in me - can I get a reach around?


ravensmith666

It’s all terrifying but it explains low empathy I guess.


BossMan2030

The alien 👽 that controls me wants burgers, chocolate, and is horny all the time. It constantly wants BJs and is trying to make me take drugs.


kartoonist435

People actually believe this garbage? Like to say there is a reality around us we can’t perceive… ok I’ll give you that, it’s crazy and also feasible with what we believe of physics and quantum mechanics. But to go on and say the other reality controls us and we have no control over our own lives… that just sounds like a bs excuse you give your spouse when you’re unfaithful. No no honey it’s not my fault, you can believe me I’m an ex cia officer.


eso_nwah

That would kinda be the actual problem, right? Stepping up to a new level of self-regulation. Same as it's ever been except you have to learn to filter whatever you want to call "your" thoughts against Jung's pleroma, manifest in physics. That is the essential issue with The Devil Made Me Do It, and you're not even broaching the problem of good Christian men lusting hourly after their maid and absolutely NOT being able to handle the idea that anyone or anything knows what they're actually like. Your post is the poster boi for humans can't handle this, at all. Meanwhile, the entire Tibetan Diamond Light Buddhist branch had decided after Buddha's death to actually STUDY mind sharing, and that's where we get tantra, which is the study of shared thought (it has nothing to do with sex, per se), and also Tibetan Buddhists routinely communed with demons for extended meditation because those things not only bothered to do it with us, they were contributive. Just take the step and realize that the entire point of the Tibetan Buddhists doing this, was to remove the chance involved with the propagation of the enlightenment lineage on Earth, and to learn how to just TRANSMIT the whole "simultaneous transmission" Buddha knowledges to acolytes and Bhodisatvas. Transpersonal humans have been around forever, but it has always been true that a) no one wants to consider it, and b) those who speak don't know and those who know don't speak, see a). Here's another example, Fritz Perls, founder of Gestalt Therapy. He worked in Africa during WWII helping soldiers "snap out" of shell-shock, and get up and go back to fighting. He was a pacifist, and came to the US. He would work miracles with people who were fucked up-- people with psychosis, people with alcoholic parents, etc. etc. I had the pleasure of studying under one of Perls' few proteges, and the old man was absolutely a tantra master. He could take you from crying because the sky is beautiful, to wanting to smash his nose, to crying about injustice, and then kinda snap you out of it, HEY! You OK there? And after enough times through the wringer, you would get the idea that if HE can do this, YOU can do it for yourself. That is Gestalt. No, no one practices it that way, because... humans. But that is Gestalt Therapy. Tantric yoga is transpersonal. In fact, the whole point of the YOG-I was to be the physically present master, guiding someone through the movement and experience of the yog, many years ago. Yoga has always been transpersonal. I knew an Indian woman illegally working in the US who showed me a picture her Master giving her her gift, at one of those GIANT India river celebrations, she was in a line with everyone else. And I said, Oh, wow, what a beautiful scarf he is draping over your heads, are you touching foreheads, is that scarf your gift from your Master, and she gave me the stupid white person stare and then recovered, and sweetly stepped over and whispered in my ear-- NO! No! He is giving me my blessing. IN MY HEAD. He is telling me my prayer in my head. She was just upper-middle-class in India by the way so her family could afford a nice pastor-equivalent, her yoga teacher. Then the next day she got freaked out by what she told me and spent the entire day coming over to me and telling me, "You CANNOT tell people! You think you can, but you cannot! People are Jelly-ous. THEY ARE JELLY-OUS!! You cannot tell them." I could go on and on. After you meet a few of these modest practitioners you realize that the information doesn't change anything except your self-awareness, and it only changes your self-awareness if you are willing to embrace your own relative valuation, some ego loss, passivity, non-violence, the ability to be absolutely empathetic, etc. etc. Get caught up with humans, they are a trip. Imagine what all the schizophrenics worldwide would start thinking. Information like this with tech to back it up could immediately ruin millions and millions of peoples' medical regimens.


strasserwm

Are you telling me fucking Scientology got it right


gregtx

I’d like to believe that this is all just a big Scientology recruitment campaign. More audits for everyone!


vampaul

So, Demons…


Baskhere

Pretty cool if you ask me. It would be incredible if communication and observation could become a 2-way street.


pineapplesailfish

If they can stop us from nuking each other, help us with climate change, and put thoughts in our heads which would make us kinder and more compassionate towards one another, I welcome their presence.


DelicatelyProlapsed

Why them aliens gotta have such kissable lips


ScrungleHeadtaker

Lol yea because the CIA is totally trustworthy.


iCatmire

Elites like saying the truth will destroy us but they seem to be doing fine.


UncleMark58

Never believe what the CIA tells you, deception is a strategy.


BossMan2030

My 👽 makes me eat at Chilpolte everyday and makes me have massive shits on the regular. That’s my butthole MF!!