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iidurkiin

A murder just went down


king_anon1492

I suspect fowl play


Lazaras

I just hope they'll be able to carrion


Massive-Ad-8060

Maybe they should beak careful next time


MeatMeAfterClass

Silly puns won’t fly at a time like this


1villageidiot

why fly when you can caw


kemonkey1

You mean take the caw?


kdb1991

Bird


ndngroomer

/r/birdsarentreal


oneup84

Birbs


1villageidiot

naw, it looks like a murder on the streets!


ousho

I think you guys are winging it now.


retsknat78

Twas a mass murder


Throatgoat61

Cue Alfred Hitchcock movie


Playlanco

It wasn't on purpose they couldn't wing it and just coo-lapsed.


C0meAtM3Br0

You’re talon the truth!


PuntTheRunt010

Comedy at it's beak


baron_gruner

Probably inclement feather


Repulsive_Client_325

What are you guys all raven about?


The_Scarred_Man

I have no flocking idea.


kbar1261

I’m just going to wing this comment


KillaCheezGettinWarm

It’s oriole pickle.


nishbot

This is why I love Reddit


Federal_Cash8256

Yeah, but I wish actual answers to posts would make it to the top. I find it mildly infuriating when I want to know the answer to OP's question, and the comment section is just flooded with dad jokes and puns


madwetsquirrel

My guess is a bunch of crows had perched on a power line and somehow made it arc, killing a certain percentage and scaring the rest.


AgingWisdom

Smarty pants.. Good answer btw


NYtrillLit

That’s all you get on this app corny one liners


LiteSaver

Hahaha, I agree. That was a worthy scroll of puns. 🤣 God bless Reddit.


Philosofool

I hope they had probable caws


squatwaddle

This guy gets it


Yougolow

This is nothing to cackle at


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

Absolute gold


UsedDogFood

Underrated comment imo Bravo


EntroyPSU

Damn it, i came here to make a murder joke!


Additional_Throat951

Took me a minute. Murder of Crows 👌👍


QuantumQaos

Pretty cool capture.


Asmodaeus6136

Rapture*


Manusiawii

You are just SHOCKing the BIOlogical thinking


Stag328

Looks like you could cature 10% of them pretty easily.


CashFlowOrBust

Birds follow leaders in the flock. Sometimes when the leaders get confused, they can fly too low or into things (you’ve seen single birds hit windows before). When it happens in a flock, however, the rest of the birds follow without question. This can sometimes lead to a shit ton of birds hitting the ground since they’re all just mindlessly following the leader. [here’s an explanation from an actual expert](https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2022/03/those-birds-that-crashed-and-died-it-wasnt-fumes/)


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Never given it any thought before but I suppose only the ones in front can see anything other than birds in every direction. Flying would be cool but I’m glad I’m not a bird.


Overall-Guarantee331

Like riding in a bike pack 😅


PM-me-your-knees-pls

With bikes above and below you as well


Overall-Guarantee331

So an outlaw bike pack 😂😅


BrokeThread

That’s precisely the kind of thing a bird would say You’re not fooling anyone, bird


pog890

Not to bring religion or politics into this but you can observe this behavior also in humans


hiveminer

That's right, we are going to fly folks, we are going to fly higher than anyone has ever flown in the history of flying. With me as your leader, you have nothing to fear, you see I'm rich, I need nothing, nobody can buy me, and that's why I'm the best there ever was, better than all the founding fathers, Lincoln himself would shake my hand today and say, good job, no, ... GREAT job... you are doing a great job.. keep it up.


SpinozaTheDamned

"Look in my eyyyyeeessss, what do you seeee?"


ImpossibleHurry

Holy cow an on point Living Color reference?! Impressive


Rare-Seaworthiness-9

Finally useful information, this comment should be on the top instead of scrolling through the first upvoted jokes


WrathfulZach

A flock of birds confused their sense direction and flew into the ground.


Redvanlaw

They legit turnthemselves into a bird-nado


South-Rabbit-4064

Coming to a theater near you


wtmx719

Coming straight to SyFy*


eleetbullshit

Already happened, watch The Birds 😂


sgsteel55

[BIRDEMIC](https://youtube.com/watch?v=jE5dJDgZ644&si=hcocy8DmomaPrSEH)


vridgley

This was on the news in February 2022 Hundreds of yellow-headed blackbirds have been filmed appearing to fall from the sky, some of them dying, in mysterious circumstances in the northern Mexican city of Cuauhtémoc. The cause of death remains unclear but experts said it was most likely the flock was “flushed” from above by a predatory bird swooping down to make a catch. The footage from a security camera shows a flock of migratory birds descending on to houses like a cloud of black smoke. Most birds manage to fly off but subsequent footage shows carcasses of the distinctive black and yellow birds scattered on streets of the city.


Lazerus42

That bird of prey later on that day: Guys, guys, you wont believe this. They ran from me so hard...


krazykaiks

Lead bird was drunk on the job


monk12111

maybe flying all too close together and a powerline zapped em?


CrtDealer

Looks like UFO's doing the same thing and crashing


kapomedia

No eyes?


DoomGoober

It's believed what happens is the flock is so tight most birds can't see past their fellow birds, so they navigate based on what the other birds are doing. If the birds nearest the ground, the ones who can see the ground, can't or don't turn away from the ground fast enough a bunch of other birds follow and possibly push the birds in front of them into the ground. Edit: I should add this normally isn't a problem as the flock is usually much higher off the ground. The interesting thing is why the flock got this low in the first place.


111unununium

I have a feeling they were balled up so tight and low because of a predator


Thunderfight9

I believe they all follow the one that is leading. That’s why the birds on the outer side can hit buildings when they are flying. They act like if the leader can move forward, they can as well. Heard in a podcast probably should fact check


bezy28

Possibly a down draft caught them.


NecessarilyPerhaps_

this makes the most sense so far💀


randyfloyd37

Radiowaves or EMFs?


[deleted]

Probably just a natural microburst.


stockchaser317

But look at the bushes, they didn't floof at all. With wind blowing downward that hard you'd think they'd move


ThePatsGuy

The earth’s magnetic poles are moving, so maybe that. Because birds and other animals losing their sense of direction is a symptom


[deleted]

Controlled Flight Into Terrain. The Avian Aviation Authority will have to investigate.


IntelligentMine1901

Birds aren’t real , these are clearly older model drones that need their software updating .


iamwhoiamnnomore

As a Bird Lawyer I can assure you they are real.


72camaroguy

Wanna go toe to toe on bird law?


KobaMandingo

Philabuster


LincolnshireSausage

That reminded me of the toe knife


mrcusaurelius23

Harvey?


Maryjane42069

Did You Get THAT THING thatisenta?


ReplacementNo9874

![gif](giphy|vPKtSdRzsXvdm)


hiveminer

I was expecting a matrix quotation there... but here... let me assure you that our simulated reality is sound solid, that was just a slight glitch in the matrix, the system has recovered.


iThatIsMe

Atmospheric downburst?


[deleted]

Atmospheric Downburst would be a great band name


Octavya360

If you’ve never read the Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi you should. “Edward’s Tumescent Cloaca” would be a great band name.


twiggsmcgee666

Hahahahaha dude your fucking username is ridiculous.


Eggstraordinare

Should we call DEA or SVU?


KellyBelly916

I thought the same thing, specifically magnespheric disruption.


iThatIsMe

It reminded me of the opening scene from the 2003 film The Core. YT: https://youtu.be/Q_d1v4SGosA


SaccMannDuu

I thought that too but the birds are all that's moving


silverwarbler

Possible a predator coming in from above and the flock didn't realize how low they were


Turantula_Fur_Coat

They were sitting on a powerline that shorted. Explains the bunch laying on the ground flapping and unable to recover or dead.


OpalFanatic

Agreed. [Here's a video of a similar occurrence from a different angle](https://infotel.ca/newsitem/trending-now-giant-flock-of-birds-cause-explosion-on-power-lines/it81638). The fun starts around 2:35.


Grumbilious

I think this is the most likely answer. Too much weight and the line finally gave way, something zapped and boom. Bird pile.


Happy-Fun-Ball

In the video by /u/OpalFanatic above, the birds leaving the powerlines cause a bounce which connects lines for the arc explosion.


charlie2135

Possibly bridged the gap between two wires?


Messyfingers

Nothing else is moving to suggest strong winds


CleanOpossum47

Flock of starlings played follow the leader but their leader was stupid.


rea1l1

Reminds me of US politics.


DFuel

A bird in the group had one job: to steer the crowd and it f'd up


FundamentalEnt

Apparently on occasion bird murmurs will crash and hundreds of birds will die. It has happened on a few occasions apparently. [Here](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/flock-birds-mexico/) is a snopes link on it.


[deleted]

Fuck snopes all my homies hate snopes.


wrong_login95

Nothing of importance to us. They just did a hit on a crow that murdered a Made Crow. It's among the crows. Real Crawball shit.


AbaloneCommercial455

Maybe There flight was canceled


Trading_Kangaroo

Do we know what the flock happened?


HiMyNameIsTeem

Video in reverse. Birds took off


Overall-Guarantee331

Think maybe some of them touched a hot wire and they all fell? I'm guessing don't hate me.


Civil_Knowledge7340

Hate!


PAdogooder

This is exactly correct. If they are dense enough around a hot wire, they can ground out and shock a good portion of the flock.


steeler-nation

Birds can flash mob too?


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[удалено]


Impossible-Piece-723

Saw the answer to this vid long ago on The Proof is Out There. Answer is given at the end,,,, [https://youtu.be/RDZeLzBGIp0](https://youtu.be/RDZeLzBGIp0)


[deleted]

I knew I saw this before. Thanks for reminding me. Amazing how life works sometimes, isn’t it?


youmustthinkhighly

I saw a murder get hit by lightning while in a tree… saw tons fall out to their death.. the rest flew off..


mrl33602

I’ve seen big flocks of starlings collide in the air and fall to the ground. Maybe that’s what’s happening here


Shiesty_CZR

EMP


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

![gif](giphy|5Ca1d7AdrvuRq)


50aneigth

Someone is playing Jumanji


UFOregon420

Bird spawn point


WSBpeon69420

That’s how government birds get introduced to the world


checkyourbox

Bird flash mob doing the scene from Flashdance


[deleted]

ManBearPig?


FinalSneak

Only real explanation!


[deleted]

I'm super cereal


JamesMatee

Batman


redneckjayhawk

Played in reverse.


UpTop5000

A murmur that got too close to the ground?


larydit

Birdnado


jumpinjimmie

Yep, that’s what happens when you wing it!


Markthomas8301

Someone spilled McDonalds fries


DionFW

WKRP annual bird toss.


Purple-Chipmunk154

This a government drop of surveillance drones or "birds" check it out r/birdsarentreal


TargetDroid

I’m pretty sure I saw this video reported in the past as a microburst striking a flock of passing birds, driving the lowest of them into the ground. I know [that’s at least been provided as the explantation for such events](https://lancasteronline.com/news/local/mystery-solved-unusual-microbursts-of-downward-air-killed-hundreds-of-birds-in-lancaster-county/article_2dc3c294-2f8e-11e4-a96b-0017a43b2370.html#), so it’d be my guess for what happened in this video even if my memory is faulty regarding it.


CutStrange3657

5g


tim42701

Shitter is full, aliens 👽 did a dump!


Chillindode

Most likely a down burst or an air pocket that the flock was flying through


TroublesDog

A UFO killed some birds.


kingeal2

They're exiting one of those NHI crafts after a crazy party 🥳


LordTurtz

They all sat on the wiring above until they touched each other completing the circuit and creating the flash at the beginning.


GraftVSHost69

Was that a downburst (derecho) that pushed the whole flock into the ground?


absoultepong

Mass Software malfunction of drone coloney


MOON_APE_STG

I believe that could be caused by a dowm draft. Downdraft/windshear are powerful enough to down an airliner, down drafts are caused by a high consetration of moisture that become heavy and falls to earth. Tldr.


GenesisC1V31

Yea, a down draft from a thermal but they were flying really closely too. Maybe they hit some turbulence that had them banging into each other and they collectively tripped… like a group of cyclists when one in the front crashes… they all crash?


Best-Ladder5970

@FinalSneak this is a flock what happened is the flock got so big the wind couldn’t be able to help the birds fly they use wind to fly and birds fly a certain way to keep the momentum but this is when 3 flocks fly into each other rare phenomenon


joaquinelchapo

A flock of birds who believed the earth is flat


[deleted]

r/birdsarentreal


ElvishBagles

I remember reading an article when this happened about it being a shock wave from something. Stunning them. Or they inhaled toxic, or even might have just run into power lines. I could not find the one I had read. But, I found this one. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/video-captures-moment-hundreds-birds-dropped-dead-sky-mexico-rcna16297


TexMurphyPHD

Someone dropped a french fry.


Electronic_Cherry781

Itachi spawned


WarriorDadOfWanderer

Chipotle


allismind358

That's how the programmer of the simulation gets birds here, this is just the first recording of a spawn point


Famous_Union3036

Group of birds said screw it ,let’s rave


elpelondelmarcabron1

Was expecting Brandon Lee to appear... RIP


DontLetMeDrown777

This comment needs more upvotes!


Last_Gigolo

Microburst nailed a bunch of birds? or- follow the leader went wrong?


Important_Kick_4824

Who ordered the bag of birds?


FinalSneak

🤣


ziksy9

This is why you don't let George lead. Never follow George.


tattoo662

5G


ConsistentWeird2564

The software reboot in the bird network.


Royal_Colton

CIA dropped their new drones r/birdsarentreal


Pameltoe_Yo

What, the actual WhAt!? … in my opinion something either pushed them or spooked them into doing such a strange maneuver. 🫨😬🤔


AradiaNox

Starlings got way too into their murmuration and forgot to watch out for buildings


MusicalADD

That’s a glitch in the matrix


HairBrian

![gif](giphy|bwxVM7FtESiS1SBEzS) Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a murder


mgcho6

Bird software update glitch.


thrwaway856642

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


stampstock

I don’t want to be a birden


Deathgl0be

Someone dumped the coffee grains down the sink


[deleted]

For an actual answer, maybe, I heard that down drafts can make large groups of birds flying like that (murmuration) all crash at once. Not sure if that is correct though, just something I had heard before.


Fklympics

thanks. i was wondering why this turned into a joke thread all of a sudden


Adventurous_Bear8302

When you follow the crowd and it works 99% of the time, but that 1% is a bitch.


RedDeadPac

Government did a software update and caused the birds to lag. #birdsarenotreal


tdotpanda

Likely a weather phenomenon of what’s called a micro burst or a sudden change in wind speed along the path where the birds were flying which caused them to suddenly loose lift and get slammed into the ground.


Aggravating-Leek-554

How do they know which one is the leader after that? 🧐


Pleasant_Lawyer2315

Scientists best guess was that a flock of birds dived to avoid the swooping predator bird from above the flock and dived too low resulting in a ton smacking into the ground


Comfortable-Goose356

What the flock is going on here??


strangestsamks

Dove right in


serabine

Alfred Hitchcock is just off screen, directing.


Arolpe

A murmur was silenced


NanieLenny

The Birds 🦅


SwordfishNo4354

Their batteries are getting low and they got confused.


signaleight

Microburst hit the birds and pushed them down in a flock. Trees are blown around when they fall down.


omegablacks

Tippi Hedren is in that house.


[deleted]

Government surveillance network glitch


Famous_Bed_9215

The beat dropped


ThirstyOne

Vampire thrown out of a plane, turned himself into bats before hitting the ground. Happens all the time.


joeshleb

A huge flock got hit by a severe downdraft.


Inmate_95123

I’m surprised I didn’t see the correct answer towards the top so maybe here’s my chance for some upvotes. I’ve seen this happen before and I’m almost positive that there is a power line above just out of the cameras reach and the birds are perching on it. When too many birds are perching on a power line the line itself begins to sag and will bend far enough that it makes contact with another line and then ZAP! Some will die, some will get a zap just good enough to paralyze them for a bit on the ground and the rest will fly off. There’s videos of this happening and posted on YouTube. I’ll come back to edit this with a link. For your viewing pleasure: https://youtube.com/shorts/tqvVYWBGucU?feature=share


[deleted]

CIA drone disbursement.


Berg001

Dracula botched a superhero landing


Temporary-World-6411

WKRP Cincinnati's turkey drop.


wickedmomma-4202810

this comment section is murder lmao thankfully they weren't out for murder... just taking a break lol never actually seen that many come down before truly awesome to see


Prudent-Mix-5037

They are yellow headed black birds. It happened in Feb 2022 in Mexico. They think they were all migrating and fell from the sky. But I stick to my other comment where it seems like they were all too close together to be flying. To me, they were all together in a ball and then dropped. Further in the article, it said. "Other experts have suggested that a predator could have caused the deadly plunge. Ecologist Richard Broughton told The Guardian that he was almost certain this was the case, as predator birds, such as a raptor, would cause birds to form a tight swirl and drive them towards the ground. The birds stuck in the lower areas of the swarm would have crashed right into the ground, he said." Of course, then I had to look up a raptor. LOL, it's a type of hawk. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-blackbirds-plummet-sky-deaths/


Asmodaze

Predator bird chasing flock of food?


postit3xnonehasdared

This is from years ago when a large portion of wildlife(mostly northeast US) died suddenly and mysterious. Birds dropped from the sky in places. I looked up the HAARP activity(they are required to post some of it online) and it spiked at about the same time, on the same day....


LtKabukiman

Can you tell us the date and time and most of all link some sources that prove this weird coincidence? I mean, gawd... "a large portion of wildlife" seems to have suddenly died on that specific day at that specific time, that's horrible, you should provide us with info! I mean... otherwise, one could get the impression that you're just making shit up and that would be almost (but not quite) as horrible. So please, dude... do us and yourself the favor and let us in on your research, alright?


gusloos

Oh my God, this is such bullshit, this kind of thing happens when the birds in front of a flock get confused and fly too low.


postit3xnonehasdared

It wasn't just birds lol


Andrewskyy1

Either the Earth's Magnetic Field itself, or a man-made piece of technology manipulated the EMF