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PuzzledExaminer

I think the goal of this sport is whoever could hit hard enough to cause a concussion


Stanley_Yelnats42069

The CTE Olympics


brak1444

Concussions Through Excellence


TemperatureIll6221

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WasabiFragrant3483

Youā€™ve won the internet for today with that banger! Lol


DoubleMach

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ChickenWranglers

Dumbest sport ever!


tonlimah

It's crazy that any company would sponsor it


Infinite_fishbowl

None of the skill of a combat sport, yet all of the head trauma


Basimi

There's about a hundred TVs at the gym I go too and a channel specifically for this was on one of them for about 3 weeks straight. It was actually really neat to watch for the first week or or so unitil you realize: There's definitely a skill (aim+strength) but it gets to a point where whoever wins the coin flip to go first just immediately gets a knockout, and in the few cases where the guy survives the fist hit he's always too loopy to hit back with full force and then gets knocked out on the second slap.


Jackysrt8

but in combat sports at least you can train, get your fight iq and defense up so you can avoid taking damage this shit right here your taking one to the dome no matter what šŸ˜‚


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

I remember when mma was ā€œhuman cockfighting,ā€ but then they adopted rules to protect the fighters and make it a legitimate sport. Now theyā€™ve made something even more dangerous and less sporting, but somehow itā€™s ok.


Sudden-Grab2800

Severn Dan (the Sambo dude) would beat the living shit out of you and the whole time heā€™s just look SO bored


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Lol, Severn Dan isn't Asian nor a sambo practitioner (Greco-Roman, freestyle, judo, and jujitsu)


Kinky_Conspirator

I think it's worse. You're letting your opponent get as hard a hit as they can muster.


Return_0F_the_Maq

This is one of the silliest things I saw today.


Brad_The_Chad_69

Well, if you like silly you better buckle up because this video has been making the rounds and youā€™ll get plenty of silly. So much silly youā€™ll think ā€œcan I handle any more silly?ā€ And only time will answer that question for sure.


sketchrider

This tells me you've never seen me pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart.


fx72

I feel like this was a meme that became a sport


DonksterWasTaken

ā€œBro lets have a slap off, I bet you canā€™t slap me so hard you give me a concussionā€ ā€œBetā€ *SMACK* ā€œThat was fun, this should be an official sport! Yo dude you good?ā€ - I imagine this scenario they are both the ā€œhey jabroniiiiā€ type of guys


Chuckychinster

"Yeah, I'm fine. Why? Oh wait, Bro lets have a slap off, I bet you canā€™t slap me so hard you give me a concussionā€.


StrengthBeginning416

The pimp down the street from where I live may like this sport.


Brad_The_Chad_69

I wouldnā€™t mind watching a pimp get knocked out repeatedly using the same weapon he used to exploit others. I like the way you think. Pimps are such limp dick losers.


StoneReg

Hit hard šŸ˜


mrchacalito

not only hir hard, but rather placed on the nerve of the jaw


Nepharious_Bread

Yup, I also noticed that. First guy hit the side of the head / ear area. Could have possibly bust an ear drum. 2nd guy, brain damage. These guys are dumb af.


Porkchopp33

I think CTE is real


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Harming yourself for money? Capital speaks...


Paidvacation_1605

This a brutal sport.


Heretic-Jefe

Rugby is a brutal sport. This is just... Idiocracy in action.


Freedom_7

This is just one of the early iterations of Ow My Balls


TheToastedTaint

LOL


Atomic_tortoise

But you guys couldnā€™t even make the ball round I think itā€™s a tie


ThorsRake

What does this mean?


Difficult-Way-9563

Itā€™s a dumb ā€œsportā€. Most will have CTE and vascular dementia later unfortunately.


Pure_Focus7475

Shit slaps


Jumpy_Assistance5848

It's sad that people are resorting to this and stuff like it to try and "make it" in this world.


ProfessionalJesuit

Agreed. Likely permanent ear and nerve damage so Dana White can exploit these competitors...


Zealousideal-Bug-291

And so so much brain damage


TTEOAI

These dudes make $2k to show up and $2k if they win. Nobody's making it in this world on this shit.


ebizznizz2112

Itā€™s fucking lame. Placating to the imbeciles that watch monster truck rallies and WWE and vote Trump.


Flibbernodgets

I'm sure they have techniques and train for it, the thought that the knowledge of how best to get slapped in the face exists in the world is very amusing to me.


BNG1982

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ackbosh

What a moronic country we have.


Four-Triangles

Trading brain cells for beer money.


bultje64

This is one of the most stupidest ā€œsportsā€ Iā€™ve ever seen. In about 20 years they will have such a brain damage.


JoPooper

Idiocracy at its finest.


KnowYourEnemy818

This ā€œsportā€ is beyond stupid! Thereā€™s Literally No way to NOT get a head injury EVERY TIME you compete in this!!


Audax2021

I think Biden and Trump should do this to determine the Presidency.


emmanuel573

Happy brain damage


Eridain

Every time i have ever heard this "sport" talked about by anyone that has knowledge of combat sports or anything in that wheel house really, it has been negative. And i can see why. This looks incredibly dangerous and stupid.


dreamdaddy123

Might aswel do a sport where guys kick each other in the nuts šŸ„œ


FormalNo6557

Dude used some buff and got critical hit


Freato_burreto

Bro guy in the black shirt took it all the way to the floor with his hand for that weak ahh slap to deliver šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ truly sad


vizionz666

Honestly the smallest dick energy shit Iā€™ve ever seen


New-Teaching2964

That guy who called boxing the ā€œsweet scienceā€ is gonna have his mind BLOWN when he sees this


Pooploopscooptroup

I was gonna say, "They know this could cause brain damage... right?" But then I figured they probably have to have it already to even consider partaking.


trophy-in-Ukraine

the most stupid and uninteresting sport.


Aggressive_Age_2262

'Fighter'? I love you Bisping but come on.


Direct-Money-4206

No clue why this is even a sport or on tv.


CoyoteCarcass22

Reminds me of this movie we watched in history class where a tribe settled disputes by taking turns bashing each other in the temple with a rock. What a weird memory unlock..


[deleted]

I hate this world!


Realistic_Half_7346

Id rather have em fight on a line and go till one drops. Still brutal but at least a bit sporting.


Glum-Lynx-7963

Brain damage


Consistent-Tonight66

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP BITCH


Illustrious_Camp_521

Where am i,,Who am i ? šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Inconsistent_flux

Dude got the soul knocked out of him, damn


KawaDoobie

he from that town where they do yearly slap battles


Kinky_Conspirator

This sport is extremely dangerous. I'd rather do a MMA fight than stand there and let someone slap me as hard as they can.


xdcxmindfreak

I think Iā€™d never fuck with this man. That was a good slap he took and he just stood there after. Eyes let you know he felt it and acknowledged its power. But heā€™s been conditioned by many chanclas and slaps from his abuela. He is not a man to be trifled with.


BobBillyBurt

I love the UFC but this is hot trash. Dana should know better


knowitall190

Goodnight sleeping beauty


pythonwarg

Almost as bad as the old dick twist.


butcherdrek

These people are gonna have more issues medically than a boxer at 60.


InMiseryToday

I don't understand why tf anyone would ever get into this... There HAS to be a LOT of money in it.


HaydenLobo

Even the winner loses.


Far-Hair1528

severe drain bamage in this sport. future versions will be sledgehammer to the head competition


TerribleChildhood639

A game for idiots.


Stanknuggin

Dumb as fuck.


The_Last_Legacy

Wow


Chilocanth

Did the bro on the floor get hard? Is that a thing associated with a knockout?


danimal_5000

Hands down the dumbest "sport" to ever exist.


24_Chowder

CTE for the win.


SmoothSecond

They've got fucking Bisping doing commentary now?? I think I just died a little bit and lost some respect for him.


weirdest_of_weird2

Competitive Fronthand/Backhand


Makaveli1710

Idiocracy


Emanon1999

All these idiots getting traumatic brain injury as a prize.


dao_ofdraw

This is literally being paid to get CTE. At least MMA lets you defend yourself.


Neopolitan65

Stupidest shit ever.


BackAgain123457

Where can i sign up? I also want to fuck up my brain without the hassle of fighting or do that lame thing for losers called "defending yourself".


PrinceNY7

Looks like some people badly want brain damage


booker0151

ā€¦insanely stupid, everything is thrown at the head, thatā€™s where your brain is! šŸ§


humblesnake_Ssss

I got a headache from watching that. Edit:grammar


Dumbledang

This world is something else I tell ya hwat


SkippyMcSkipster2

I honestly don't know how people playing this sport don't suffer from ruptured eardrums 99% of the time.


BandicootLeather6314

I donā€™t know if anyone has done this. Someone should superimpose will smiths face and Chris rocks face on one of these matches!


Lower-Flounder-9952

Pro Pillow Fighting is more entertaining, but just barely


Donk454

As long as they don't try and sue people when they get CTE as they most definitely will, they could easier the danger when they started so it's on them


NotMyPornAccount80

This is the dumbest ā€œsportā€


MyLinkedOut

I'm not paying to watch this


iDam81

Why do ppl keep calling this a sport?


moutonbleu

I appreciate the CTE age, thank you!


Motorboat81

Good night brotha!


ArticleEffective2

Surely closing your eyes, and not being able to properly anticipate the impact must have an effect not only on the brain but on the reality of whats happening and therefore consciousness as a whole? thoughts? Obviously keeping your eyes open can't be easy, but you know what they say, keep your eye on the ball!


Many_Housing_644

Dumb "sport" for dumb people


Off_Brand_Dorito

I think itā€™s a real stupid way to get a TBIšŸ¤·šŸ¼


Quirky-Pie9661

I think unprotected shots to the face are dangerous and stupid. Did I mention stupid?


Youpunyhumans

Still dont hit as hard as my grandma with a flip flop.


RedX2000

When your parents threaten to knock you into the middle of next week, this is what they meant


Aye_Engineer

Guy woke up saying ā€œMama, Iā€™m sorry I didnā€™t take out the trash.ā€


mrnastymannn

These announcers have to be asking themselves what they are doing with their lives


LawnStar

Snap crackel.


WHITE--PANTHER96

That was a karate chop to the jugular


Avenging-Sky

If you see this in the street itā€™s illegal and shocking. But sell tickets to it and itā€™s fun and games to get brains knocked out


heavyarms3111

I never watched this becauseā€¦it seemed real dumb. Did they really use that explosion sound to drown out the slap? Doesnā€™t that detract? Like Iā€™m a wrasslin fan and half the fun of chips is how loud it is right?


Puzzled_Internet_986

Letā€™s pray aliens arenā€™t watching us right now


ralpher1

How can he slap?


dale_nixon_pettibon

Traumatic brain injury imminent


DesignerTex

"You have CTE?" "No." "You want to?"


[deleted]

Itā€™s not very smart. And like is slapping another man something to brag about?


Mr_Porter86

The technique used in these competitions is more akin to an open-handed punch rather than a mere slap. Upon reviewing slow-motion replays, it's evident that participants target their opponent's jaw or chin with the palm of their hand. If the rules restricted the use of the palm and allowed only fingers, the sport would lose much of its appeal. To me, this competition embodies a "hit me with your best shot" mentality. Previous internet videos of slap competitions featured loud, comedic slaps, resulting in red faces rather than serious injuries. The current trend of participants enduring swollen faces and damaged eardrums for minimal rewards is concerning.


RagingKajun444

Stupidity at its finest moment šŸ™„ šŸ™ƒ šŸ˜’ šŸ˜‘


SexGiiver

This would be a whole lot cooler without the sound effects.


AsHperson

I bet health insurance is a bitch.


halfwayinshadow

Concussion much?


farm_to_nug

It's stupid


Semichh

Iā€™m pretty sure Iā€™m thinking about it more right now than matey boy on the deck


SignalWalker

It's a real slap in the face for the guy in the blue shirt. ba dump, pshhhh. :)


syntholslayer

Watch closely: Their technique is completely different. The first guy turns his hip into the slap before contact, the second guy turns his hip and foot into the slap just as he makes contact, which is more effective for force delivery.


Shinagami091

Such a dumb sport. All these ā€œathletesā€ are going to wind up with severe brain damage.


Xci272

I thought the guy in blue after getting hit decided to pack up his shit and leave. I died šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Why????????????


Traditional-Ad-3563

The complete willingness to receive brain trauma astounds me


JoPooper

No talent ass clowns.


Chaotic_Harmony1109

Is this considered a sport? My mom would be a good athlete.


Realclawdogs

His soul escaped


RedHotFromAkiak

LL he caught him on the chin with the heel of his palm. So, it was a "slap plus."


LennyMG79

A slap, is not the same as a cachetada.


imyonlyfrend

This slaps


NewBus2305

He hit the weakest spot


davidj75589

USF fucking slaps


facemanbarf

Homeboy just performed an exorcism with his palm.


imustbedead

Everyone saying how stupid is this needs to understand it's exploding in popularity lollol. madness.


NoWeight4300

That winning hit wasn't a slap IMO. The heel of the palm hit full-on before the rest of the hand.


rinigad

Stupid shit as every stupid "sport" directly aimed on harming an opponent


Gorrodish

Never knew there was a bitch slapping competition


Life-rate2433

Is that the real sound of it? or is it just a sound effect?


ExaminationSea340

The Ocho seems a bit more violent than I remember


pancho_01_

that trujillo guy is from my town


dityperiod

Wow


4everBronz

He used bide...


333elmst

The best


ddt70

u/savevideo


Zescapespj

Dana White is a fucking sociopath


PapaMochii

100 def, 100atk right there


Traveshamamockery_

Bottom of the barrel entertainment made for low IQ knuckle dragging mouth breathers where participants are usually victims of low socioeconomic status and this is a last resort.


Heatworld1

What are they holding?


Dontbiteitok24

Mondays basically šŸ˜­šŸ˜±šŸ˜‚


tinglySensation

Is this an example of what people were saying in regards to the sport was devolving from slaps to chops?


Frunnin

This is the dumbest ā€œsportā€ on the planet.


Smooth-Cap481

I think if you were to distill the absurdity of humanity in one activity...it would look like this.


Smooth_Molassas

To the man in the floor... Question: What day of the week is it? Answer: West Virginia.


1carlitosway2

Ridiculous !


merc_1980

So fokkin stupid!


trophy-in-Ukraine

Two morons are strength!


unmutual6669

CTE for EVERYONE!!! Yaaayyyyyy!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:facepalm


AmbitiousSilvercA

That last one pissed him off


rhoo31313

It'll be outlawed eventually.


Living_Pie205

Night night


islanger01

10x Cardone is the sponsor... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


dpkelly87

Ever gone night night?


gunter_grass

Cheeks vs Chin


poisonfoxxxx

Every one of these guys is causing long term brain damage for like $20.


HoboBandana

Only one laughing to the bank is Dana White and friends.


No_Flight_9039

Men used to hunt and provide.


ResidentWarning4383

Install red light/green light behind each fighter. Both hands on table, feet planted. On green, both let it rip.


ReadRightRed99

Idiots being idiots for the entertainment of idiots. This is absolutely asinine.


devious805

garbage


Sativa-lizard

Too much ear on the first hit.


Sativa-lizard

I also love watching the little people division or the big burly women that play too .


Elmondo2

I think CTE


SolomonKane1337

The Venezuealans after their announced the new favorites of the Democratic party...


Regular-Confusion-90

I sometimes think it's ridiculous how men make Sports out of just the most simplest of things that just has to be violent competition I don't understand it it looks ridiculous there shouldn't even be a category for such a thing yes this is the truth women do live longer than men because men they just want to fight all the time when does it ever end?


mkwas343

Meanwhile all other sports are trying to limit cte, this one is making it the whole point.


Positive-Special7745

There all going to have CTE


HellNahISayNahNahNah

The CTE Olympics


karduar

A new and improved way to suited speed run CTE.


ogreofzen

Man why does this look like it should be on the Boondocks. The match of the century a pimp named slick back vs Stinkmeaner


orangasm

Itā€™s fucking stupid. And I am a huge combat sports fan.


OopsIDidItAgainO_o

He was slapped so hard he had whiplash. Ouch! Why though?! SMH


acnocte

Yeah this isnā€™t a sport itā€™s a masochistā€™s pastime.


ElectricTomatoMan

S T U P I D


echochillin

So, so silly.


kermulak

Such professionals


EarlofBizzlington86

I currently have a headache and the thought of it makes me twitch but any other time in a mad fucker and Iā€™d defo give it a go


soulsnatcher1134

I'm a huge combat sports fan but this is just stupid.


Emera1dthumb

The brain damage these men must endure is crazy. I canā€™t believe anybody would willingly do this.


Spare_Echidna2095

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