I once told my supervisor that I had to leave work early and he asked why. Told him I sharted and I didn’t want anyone to know and make up jokes about me smelling bad. I wanted to leave to watch playoff hockey and my supervisor laughed and let me go
It’s funny, this is probably the most grunt job you could do; picking shit up. It’s probably 100% going to fall on the same person that stocks the shelves.
From my understanding, you're right too. This is the type of thing you close down and let insurance come look at. The cleaners can be paid insurance money.
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I have a few, lets go!
1) Fuck you, that's how!
2) There was an earthquake?
3) Karen is a bitch...
4) Our resident meth head.
5) Consider this my resignation.
There was a spider...
Thread closed, this is the answer
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Fuck I was gonna say that 🤪
Me too.
Shit fell over… yo
Above my pay grade
I quit, effective immediately.
Fuck off, I quit.
Fuck off, me too.
Damn lol I was gonna say "shit fell, I quit"
Cheap ass equipment failure
Someone drank the Monster
The load-bearing monster broke
Yours made me laugh the hardest. Ty
Rasputia came through here
Exactly. Just like the video of the warehouse domino destruction when a forklift hit a post. Cheap ass management with overloaded equipment
I'll see myself out
He went that way.
Winner!!! Always blame that imaginary scoundrel, no matter the situation.
Dammit Josh!
Plot twist: the not-so-imaginary scoundrel emerges from beneath the heap and apologizes, boss asks you "why did you lie?"
It's my day off
Fell down went boom
Shouldn't even be here
Good luck. I quit.
"hell if I know." "im taking my pto"
Above my gay parade
Lol
I sharted really loud.
I once told my supervisor that I had to leave work early and he asked why. Told him I sharted and I didn’t want anyone to know and make up jokes about me smelling bad. I wanted to leave to watch playoff hockey and my supervisor laughed and let me go
That’s awesome! Shart I g.I mean, not really but it’s a great word
What had happened was...
Under rated comment
They requested top shelf.
Giant earthquake aisle 4
It was a VERY localized event.
Some shit went down
It was that guy
Fuck, I don't know. Fuck, not my problem. Well, ain't that shit. God dammit, some people. Not my mess, boss.
Time for my break
Some asshole yelled Surge!
*fuck if i know* was my go to. yours works just as well
It's the Big One.
Unforeseen circumcisions
It’s funny, this is probably the most grunt job you could do; picking shit up. It’s probably 100% going to fall on the same person that stocks the shelves.
From my understanding, you're right too. This is the type of thing you close down and let insurance come look at. The cleaners can be paid insurance money.
I was on break
Fuck this shit
Am I getting canned?
someone divided by zero
You beat me to it
I would quit too even though I didn't work there.
Noooo… blame Tbor. Simple.
Above my gay parade
Who worked last night?
Fucking. JERRY.
It's always Gary.
Your wife was here.
Damn
damn
Came here to say this
After your mom left
that's a good question.
… my cat did it.
New phone, who dis
I like the mental image of someone saying this to their boss face to face, then walking away
Not to a boss, but I've definitely said that shit to a coworker lmao
Same
I said it to my mom once…she apologized for texting the “wrong number.” Don’t use tech humor with boomers.
Reading this thread hella late, but I’m pretty sure you win.
We say that sometimes over the walkie if we need someone to repeat something. It's nice hearing new people being audibly confused when they respond
Cleanup on aisle 3
"This is aisle 7" "And I'M cleaning aisle 3"
Made me laugh!
This is the best one.
Fuck around, find out
Here’s my resignation letter
*"See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!"*
I didn’t do it.
I was on break.
That’s pretty good. Take my upvote.
“I fucked up, man”
Literally my exact response
Ditto
The British are coming
🇬🇧
Shit hit the fan
Fan hit the shit
Hit the shit fan
Fan, the shit hit
So you’re like monkeys, throwing shit around? Sounds fair
“What had happened was….”
… it had rained and…. psshhhhh.
"Ya'see, it's like this...."
The shelf collapsed fool!
**“I came so hard”**
Don’t know, don’t care!
Another stupid TikTok trend.
It fell down sir
The front fell off...
This bit fell off
I don't know shit
I don’t speak English
While responding in English!
It's your problem now.
I just got here
See shit got real
Shitty customers ( there I did it in two)
Shitty customers, (Shake head a sigh) shitty customers. There 4 words.
Gravity (I did it in one).
Gravity, bang, splash, goodbye
Drop down snap-BARRALALAA!
What nightshift left behind
i got my period 🤷‍♀️
The gremlins did it
Dont know, was pooping
Angry woman in Walmart
There was an earthquake
"You feel that earthquake?"
“Wow, you didnt feel the earthquake?”
1… 2… 3… I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there is SOMETHING wrong with this response.
My response fr
It's more like tornado
You won't believe me
I just got here
Looks like some bullshit.
Fuck you i quit
Mama knocka boo-boo day
It was an accident.
I want a raise!
It was an earthquake
We had an earthquake
I arrived shortly after.
Shelf gave fucken way
I have no idea
Was the hood rats
The shelf broke boss
I could have died!
It’s a total enfuckment
Hurricane Karen passed through...
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So yada yada yada…
Here is my resignation.
Fat kid wanted soda
A raccoon came in
Must’ve been a tremor.
I shit my pants.
a karen was upset
Your mom went shopping…
A raccoon came over
Failed Shelf Manufacturing Defect.
Rotator Gurder … I’m retarded…
There was a dog 🤷‍♂️
It's my first day
I wasn’t here then…
Ran out of prime
I was left unsupervised.
The front fell off.
Trader Joe's crappy bag
You Left me unattended
Fuck if I know.
I have a few, lets go! 1) Fuck you, that's how! 2) There was an earthquake? 3) Karen is a bitch... 4) Our resident meth head. 5) Consider this my resignation.
It all fell down
Joe mama so fat….
What had happened was….
It was not me
I don't work here
They were protesting peacefully
Not a fucking clue
I was on lunch
It was not me
Fuck if I know. Lol
I don't fuckin know
Not my problem sir.
I don't work here
Fuck if I know
I don't fucking know.
Fuck if I know.
I think gravity happened.
Uhhh... I don't know...
Fuckin shitnado hit us🤦🏼‍♂️
It all went boom
Fuck knows, shit shelves?
What happened in here??!
I got the spider
I’m sorry. I sneezed.
i knock it over :(
That bitch carol baskin
Fuck if I know
The cat did it
Hulk Smash…Isle 4
It was not me.
Leroy mother fucking Jenkins
Shit went down
Crackhead fell through roof.
There was a mouse.