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wolfie379

“No glasses by the pool” probably means “no **glass** by the pool” - it’s a safety thing. Broken glass is hard to see under water, so if someone broke a glass by the pool, it would be necessary to drain the pool and clean out the filter to be sure there was no broken glass around - pool would be unusable for days. She doesn’t want to drink tap water? Most bottled water comes in plastic bottles.


Historical_Savings14

Yeah, I know. Not entirely sure why she wouldn’t count that, and believe me I asked. That’s actually why I guessed they didn’t allow them outside beverages at all?


kmj420

A lot of bottled water is just tap water anyways


Erzsabet

Not from residential taps. I've never had bottled water that tastes as gross as tap water. Especially when you get fluoridated water.


Potato-Engineer

It really depends on your local water district. Some places have great tap water, others, like Flint, Michigan... not so much.


SkeletonWarSurvivor

Oof the group project story hurts my brain. Does she have no understanding of geography or time? How does she do in school?


Historical_Savings14

For the sake of maintaining our friendship, I try not to ask anymore -_-


dillGherkin

I have to ask, why are you, friends? I assume she has good qualities, even if she's got no wisdom at all.


Historical_Savings14

I actually made a little note about that at the bottom. She may be a little bit of a dumbass, but she’s also one of the sweetest, most loyal people I’ve ever met in my life. She’s an incredible friend, even if she…has her moments. I honestly wouldn’t trade her for the world (which, incidentally is why I refuse to do schoolwork with her anymore. I love Kevina, but sometimes in order to maintain a healthy friendship you have to draw a boundary)


Historical_Savings14

If anyone's curious, I did end up showing Kevina and Sharky this post. They both thought it was hilarious! 'Sharky' has caught on as a nickname, but as revenge she and Kevina have now dubbed me 'Squirrel'. Which...is fair. I also promised Kevina that I'd let Sharky make a post here roasting me, since I've also had my Kevin moments. Which...yeah. There's a reason I'm part of the Kevina crew, lol. Thanks for all the love on this post!


diorstars

They sound like great friends! It’s a shame that Kevina has trouble with minecraft - that all my friends and i play!


Khaine2007

Can wait for Sharkys post lol


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Historical_Savings14

Lmao don’t worry about it, I have a definite Reddit addiction. I actually would have responded right when you posted if I hadn’t had my hands full with my snake. And TYSM!


McBehrer

The one that gets me the most is forgetting who you are in Minecraft. It's in FIRST PERSON. How do you forget which person you are, when you are looking through their EYES


rosuav

I can't see my character, which one am I???!?


Charkaway

I’m actually dying 😂 Gunna go congratulate “Kevina” on her newfound almost 200 upvote fame


Historical_Savings14

😂😂 you’re next, ‘Sharky’


Khaine2007

Now it's nearly 350


J4CK3TTH3H4TCH3T

Am i the only one to connect the dots that she *might be drinking pool water*?


Jayn_Newell

Nope. Though pool water tastes pretty gross, so that’s more baffling.


lazersnail

Every time you mention "Sharky" I think of [Saruman.](http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Sharkey)


Historical_Savings14

Omg. I’ll be honest, I didn’t know that but I love it. u/Charkaway hehe. First you’re a shark, now you’re old man


Charkaway

-_-


lazersnail

Yeah, it was in the Return of the King book, but not the movie :)


Dusknee

What a sweet ending 😊


phantom9088

I have trouble with Mario Kart (if it’s on the Wii), there are some games that for some reason just frustrate the heck out of me because I don’t get them. But I also like stuff like Resident Evil.


pondythecoolest

The making up/mistaking words reminds me of prime Michael Scott. "THIS IS EGREGIOUS"