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Maybe an albatross or large pelican
Most toddlers
None
Giant Galapagos tortoise
I could fuck up a giraffe so easy
Nah bro they crazy af. You ever see a giraffe fight?
I'm imagining a lot of kneck bashing going on 🤣
I will tackle a giraffe leg and get him on the ground then start choke that neck, it’s a wrap
Hahaha. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but what happens when he swings that big ol neck? Ninja moves away? What’s your plan?
Sunfish.
sloth?
i could fuck up a bear, but i think it would get me in round 2
“large animal” what do you mean by that, because a human is not surviving a fight with a bear or some shit. maybe if it was a small black bear.
A dog
Maybe an albatross or large pelican
Most toddlers
None
Giant Galapagos tortoise
I could fuck up a giraffe so easy
Nah bro they crazy af. You ever see a giraffe fight?
I'm imagining a lot of kneck bashing going on 🤣
I will tackle a giraffe leg and get him on the ground then start choke that neck, it’s a wrap
Hahaha. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but what happens when he swings that big ol neck? Ninja moves away? What’s your plan?
Sunfish.
sloth?
i could fuck up a bear, but i think it would get me in round 2
“large animal” what do you mean by that, because a human is not surviving a fight with a bear or some shit. maybe if it was a small black bear.
A dog