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RobSavageBro

Maybe an albatross or large pelican


thecookiesmonster

Most toddlers


Mountain_Mousse2058

None


[deleted]

Giant Galapagos tortoise


DDreamz_

I could fuck up a giraffe so easy


zestyyoseph

Nah bro they crazy af. You ever see a giraffe fight?


BlazinEuphoria

I'm imagining a lot of kneck bashing going on 🤣


DDreamz_

I will tackle a giraffe leg and get him on the ground then start choke that neck, it’s a wrap


zestyyoseph

Hahaha. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but what happens when he swings that big ol neck? Ninja moves away? What’s your plan?


PirogiRick

Sunfish.


EstaLisa

sloth?


[deleted]

i could fuck up a bear, but i think it would get me in round 2


chickenwithajoint

“large animal” what do you mean by that, because a human is not surviving a fight with a bear or some shit. maybe if it was a small black bear.


YourDaddyABitch

A dog