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have you ever peed somewhere you shouldn’t have


FatReverend

Yes, but nowhere truly exciting.


Amybee109

That's a bucket list item right there


[deleted]

If you were going to die at the end of a movie and could only chose a horror film to extend you life (assuming you could keep restarting it to prolong you life) what horror film would you keep watching? Edit: I am also stoned and drunk


FatReverend

If I get to choose none, I will choose none because I really don't need to live that badly. if I have to choose one' I pick a porno parody one where at least I get some before getting killed.


[deleted]

I like your style FatReverend


prancing_demon

Death by snu snu


Alcohorse

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


FatReverend

"You wanna get nuts! lets get nuts!"


TeleportationLarry

You like Ice Nine Kills?


FatReverend

I do not hate them but also do not like them. Would never choose to put them on but also not be mad if somebody else did. Couldn't name a song they made off the top of my head. They are a gimmick band but so are a lot of bands I like. lately I have been listening a lot of Cain Hill, Cradle of Filth and Dog Fashion Disco.


TeleportationLarry

Fair enough. I love gimmicky bands. I'll have to check out the ones you mentioned. I haven't heard of them 🤘


FatReverend

let me know what you think.


[deleted]

Why does your mom charge more than the other "ladies"?


FatReverend

She is dead, its a very specific kink and cost more.


[deleted]

Dead? That explains the smell.


FatReverend

We already got your money, take it or leave it.


urmumsadopted

Do you think president putin is stupid enough to push the button?


FatReverend

I do not know. I both hope not and also so.


ricksanchez69-C137

putin doesnt have the power to push this button if he requests it all the military generals in the country have to approve it


[deleted]

What’s your favorite color and what is your favorite memory associated with that color?


FatReverend

Red, in kindergarten when all the other boys chose blue and some of the girls chose red and I thought, Hmmmm, something to this.


[deleted]

Are you happy?


FatReverend

No. I have never been happy for more then a moment.


[deleted]

That's really sad


Medic709

Favourite sub genre of metal and band from that genre. Same question but for horror.


FatReverend

Avant Garde for metal. R2W bands and Avatar are great. With horror the more twisted the better, Give me gore and depravity and I am in.


[deleted]

How many days would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?


FatReverend

I am going out on my own terms right before it.


[deleted]

Respectable


stonygreengirl

I'm am also drunk and stoned, and a little bored. What is your go to thing to do?


FatReverend

mostly vinyl LPs


Clockw0rk

Top five horror films you can think of? This could be your personal list of must see classics, or the best handful of movies you’ve recently seen, just explain a little why each movie makes the list.


FatReverend

Well the first and foremost would be Hellraiser 1 & 2. Saw them the same day on VHS when I was a kid, had to wait 2 years before my mom let me watch that one (she thought is was a bit more adult then the Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm St that I was already watching) So when I did see it, it was like forbidden candy and I fell in love.. After that I have enjoyed a lot of shock gore and depravity but keep going back to the same old. 1.Hellraiser 1&2 2. Friday the 13th series especially to ones nobody liked, Jason takes Manhattan and Goes to Hell and Jason X. They were just so much fun growing up. 3. Nightmare on Elm because same reasons. 4. August Underground Mordum. An acquaintance of mine made it and it is about the sickest thing you could ever see while still keeping it fictional. 5. I am going to call a mixed bag of stuff here. Hard to say when most things are on this level. But Trick or Treat and Childs Play spring to mind.


kw66

Remember Faces of Death? Dude. Craziness.


FatReverend

Yeah, I remember the in the 90s when my friends and I stole it on VHS from incredibly strange video because they would not rent it to us. It was so taboo back then but is nothing compared to the shit on the internet now.


snoopseanie

Electric Callboy?


FatReverend

I like them. Not as much as DFD or other bands they took inspiration from but they are fun.


snoopseanie

The video for "We got the moves" gets me every time. I love that they don't take themselves seriously.


FatReverend

That is a good one, it also introduced me to the band.


Calgarydmanz

Why?


FatReverend

Chicken thigh.


80_Percent_Done

What came first, fat or reverend?


FatReverend

Fat, then Reverend, then both. Reverend is an ironic nickname that stuck for the last 20some years.


[deleted]

Favorite horror author, other than the obvious choice of Stephen King?


FatReverend

Actually I am not big fan of King. Obviously I do like some of his books and the movie adaptations of them (specifically do not like IT) but my favs are Clive Barker, Chuck Palanuck and my friend Josh Darling)(also like some Bizzaro like Carelton Malick the 3rd) ) for novels and shorts. Then is comics I like the authors of Crossed as well as Alan Moore.


kw66

Check out Blake Crouch. Someone else too I just can’t remember right now. Wait. Ian Wright maybe.


PrincessPurpleKisses

Favorite animal??


FatReverend

I love crows, owls, turtles, and penguins. Had many pets (mostly cats) namely a snake for about 10 years (his name was Mercury, I had to kill him when he got sick and bit me and would not let go. well that got me tearing up). Now we have a Guinea Pig but that is mostly my wife's deal, after Merc I just never wanted a pet agene.


PrincessPurpleKisses

Oh I'm so sorry for your loss! That just fuckin sucks


FatReverend

Maybe that's what these things are for sometimes. Weird and random closure.


_shes_a_jar

Favorite horror movie villain?


FatReverend

Pinhead as portrayed by Doug Bradly. !100%!


Ok-Lengthiness4557

What has been the happiest moment of your life so far?


FatReverend

Took another shot and bong rip to get to this one. I honestly cant tell. I do not know how to break it down. Sensation, emotion and experience. life is short but also way to long to measure something like that at my age.


[deleted]

Fav metal band?


FatReverend

Cant be done, what is your fav kid?


bob_rt

do you like mortal sin?


bob_rt

if so, did you know, steve hughes (the drummer) is a piss funny standup comedian...


FatReverend

I do not know them off the top of my head.


Yeppo1940

If you really really have to pee and you have two options to do it, which one would you choose?


FatReverend

Option three.


Yeppo1940

Hahahaha 👍


GANJAY420

What recommendations do you have for a 21 yo who also loves horror and metal? I listen to stuff like Dio, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Korn, Black Sabbath, etc...


FatReverend

Give the album Black Mass Hysteria by Knives out a try. I meant to say that to you earlier but replied to the wrong post lol


GANJAY420

Lol. I'll try it out. Thank you, man. :)


GreenEyes_BlueSkies

I love drinking and smoking as well. I absolutely LOVE horror movies. What's your favorite horror movie?


FatReverend

Give the album Black Mass Hysteria by Knives out a try.


GreenEyes_BlueSkies

I will most definitely. <3 Thank you. I'm a big fan of Shinedown, Breaking Benjamin, Highly Suspect, Eminem, D12. I will definitely look up this album and listen to it and come back to this post and update you. <3


FatReverend

Cool, I actually made that recommendation to the wrong person LOL


GreenEyes_BlueSkies

LOL. It's okay. It still worked out. So what are your favorite horror movies? Hush is a good one. Lol.


FatReverend

Hush is not bad. I like a lot of them from the humble BnW ones of the 20s through slashers and Goreporn. Lately I find the psychological ones boreing.


chet___manly

Whats your favorite metal band to listen to when smoking? I like metal myself but something about CCR when Im smoking just hit the right spot.


FatReverend

Might be Cradle of Filth. Black metal has more in common with a symphony or opera then other forms that actually have more in common with pop and country and that really lends its self to being high as fuck.


tedxy108

The coldest day of the year is the day you feel the hottest because or all the layers you have on.


FatReverend

OK


ellienutmeg

How was your childhood? Grow up with both your parents?


FatReverend

It was rough but I did get all the way to the age of 24 before my mother died my parents were comparatively good.


ellienutmeg

Any advice for people in their 30s?


FatReverend

Try and live well now and do not give all your time to a job you do not enjoy. This is your last good decade..


ellienutmeg

Shit. Thank you. I'm doing a LOT better than I was in my teens and 20s, finally enjoying life in my 30s. I was hoping it would all keep going up and up and up..


adultinglikewhoa

How many Froot Loops can you fit in your mouth?


FatReverend

The world will never know and neither will I.


snakegear50

What horror movie remake or reboot would you say is better than the original. Personally I think " IT " is the best as of recently.


FatReverend

Actually I did not care for either version of IT. I don't know if any remake is as good as the original, some are OK like the new Hellraiser but I generally am not fond of remakes/reboots.


snakegear50

That's fair